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Anonymous No.82778261 >>82778277 >>82778332 >>82779807
I'm 3 whiskies, 10 beers and 5 coffees deep. Trying to watch The Who movie Tommy, but I keep going outside every 5 minutes to smoke. Wish I had some snuff to use in the house. I made a small serving of chicken soup two hours ago and left it on the stove. I wasn't hungry when I made it and I'm less hungry now. Might put it in the fridge, will probably throw up if I force myself to eat. Here's a picture of a tranny I saved however long ago. Quite beautiful still. Once a fag, always a fag, I guess.
Anonymous No.82778277 >>82778282
>>82778261 (OP)
creative writing posts are my favorite ones on here
Anonymous No.82778282 >>82778287
>>82778277
Creative? All I posted were my thoughts. I'm too drunk to articulate them well.
Anonymous No.82778287 >>82778319
>>82778282
>articulate them well
you are more articulate than 90% of the posters here inebriated lol
Anonymous No.82778301
Just came back inside, didn't realize how cold it is out there. Only October and I can't feel my feet. Also remembered why this tranny is so cute, she reminds me of Virgil.
Anonymous No.82778319 >>82778330 >>82778430
>>82778287
I've noticed whenever I drink I talk like a modernist homoNIGGER. Too much Hemingway, Lawrence and Faulkner. Terrible books, bad for society and the individual.
Anonymous No.82778330 >>82778336 >>82778352
>>82778319
Who's the nigger that wrote this?
Anonymous No.82778332 >>82778352
>>82778261 (OP)
what's one whiskey
Anonymous No.82778336 >>82778342
>>82778330
Does he look away when he scouts? Can he even pay his for his own abode?
Anonymous No.82778342
>>82778336
So faggots ruin his threads because he dances for kike shekels.
Anonymous No.82778352 >>82778355
>>82778330
I'm white skinned but might as well be a nigger. Ain't got no identity or culture. Act like a nigger an' I'll treat ya like a nigger
>>82778332
A shot, give or take. Poured some into a glass after several beers, chugged it, then drank some more beer as a chaser.
Anonymous No.82778355 >>82778369
>>82778352
You're a nigger. It's that simple. You're on here, so automatically, you're a nigger.
Anonymous No.82778369 >>82778389 >>82779302
>>82778355
Moral, mental nigger, yes. Once a nigger, always a nigger, I guess.
Anonymous No.82778389
>>82778369
I mean your soul. The disbelief that you weren't good enough the way your subconscious made you. The second you told yourself you were good enough, was the second you realized you had to lie about your own being.
Anonymous No.82778404 >>82778412
Eating the soup now. Sciencedamn, that's fine. Wish I had some paprika for it, but I guess the only seasoning I need is a good appetite. Drank another beer, made some coffee, added vodka and whipping cream. Might pass out soon.
Anonymous No.82778412 >>82778432
>>82778404
Nigger can't even say whipped.
Anonymous No.82778430 >>82778447
>>82778319
>Hemingway, Lawrence, Faulkner
my nigga :)
Anonymous No.82778432 >>82778439
>>82778412
Um, eh-scuzi, monsieur NIGGER, this clearly says WHIPPING. As in: I'm the master, you're the slave.
Anonymous No.82778439
>>82778432
Fake ass cream. Like your fake nigger ass. How many of you lost welfare? Since niggers gaggle for free.
Anonymous No.82778447 >>82778488
>>82778430
But I don't like those authors. Women In Love was alright. Out of the 200+ books I've read the only good ones were Moby Dick and Xenophon's Anabasis.
Anonymous No.82778488 >>82778512
>>82778447
Is the white whale your child support payments?
Anonymous No.82778512
>>82778488
Actually kek'd
Anonymous No.82778519 >>82778558 >>82778642
OP, are all of these the same guy?
He's genuinely beautiful
Anonymous No.82778558 >>82778642
>>82778519
Yes, it's the same one. She went by AB on /lgbt/ I can't remember the tripcode. I have over a hundred images saved. Never had a crush or loved anyone in real life, but I would sell my soul for this tranny.
Anonymous No.82778642 >>82778856 >>82780072
>>82778519
>>82778558
I found 'em. She actually had two.
!DkGDzWLN7c
!O4ZIvabILw
Annihilating existential depression. I will never have this tranny.
Anonymous No.82778856
>>82778642
Wow, (s)he is beautiful. I would melt if a (wo)man looked at me this way.
Anonymous No.82779211 >>82779984
It's 7 a.m. and I still haven't been able to sleep. I did finish the movie and soup, but I haven't become tired yet. Spent some time on 4chan, paced my room, listened to music, drank 3 more beers and another whiskey. Ugh, when will it end?
Anonymous No.82779302 >>82779633
>>82778369
Holy fuck, I can't believe this is a troon. Looks exactly like my mom at 23
Anonymous No.82779633
>>82779302
>Looks exactly like my mom
Anon...
Anonymous No.82779807 >>82779847
>>82778261 (OP)
cute troon, you have good taste
Anonymous No.82779847
>>82779807
Natural born women can't compete.
Anonymous No.82779984
>>82779211
I made this post two hours ago, can't believe I'm still awake. Listening to Derek & The Dominos and sipping pedialyte to prevent hangover. Let me sleep!
Anonymous No.82780072
>>82778642
kek. this guy could be adonis-tier but his mental illness nerfed him