Thread 82780330

Why there isn't some easy way to kill urself with at least 99% success rate in a country without easy access to guns.

>>82780330 (OP)
go to the netherlands and find a way to get into one of those nitrogen capsules. also jumping from a high place only takes 1 moment of courage, the rest takes care of itself

>>82780337
>go to the netherlands and find a way to get into one of those nitrogen capsules. also jumping from a high place only takes 1 moment of courage, the rest takes care of itself
you're evil

>>82780330 (OP)
caffeine overdose
chug down 5 red bulls in an hour
slow death and no pain
in terms of coffee 3 Liters

>>82780347
>caffeine overdose
>chug down 5 red bulls in an hour
>slow death and no pain
>in terms of coffee 3 Liters
you're also evil, and also ive done that and nothing happened, stop trying to kill op

i unfortunately dont know anon

im in ireland and its basically impossible to get access to guns here without a licence

>>82780353
how does it feel to know that im american and have a glock 19 that i can shoot myself with whenever i want and you don't?

>>82780349
OP asked for ways to kill themselves'
>also I've done that
fuck off faggot, you haven't done that
you new around here pussy?

>>82780362
>fuck off faggot, you haven't done that
yes i have, i drink tons of red bull

>>82780347
I tried 10g of caffeine and I was just shaking and couldn't sleep. Worst night of my life.
>>82780337
Checked Switzerland and it's too expensive. In Netherlands I need to be resident.

>>82780360
pathetic
imagine having a glock and not using it to kill niggers

>>82780372
you don't have one and i do!

>>82780371
>tried 10g
threshold is 20g, only after that it's lethal

>>82780339
>>82780349
Helping someone to end their suffering is not evil

>>82780368
what's the best flavor then?

>>82780396
>>82780402
shut up and kill yourself faggots

>>82780411
lmao newfag got banned from tiktok
don't worry coochy coo you can go to youtube shorts for the time being

>>82780425
>lmao newfag got banned from tiktok
>don't worry coochy coo you can go to youtube shorts for the time being
im older than you retard

>>82780330 (OP)
Have you thought about a heroin/fentanyl OD? I doubt it has a 99% success rate like firearms but from what I've heard it's painless, cheap and gets the job done. Your only issue would be holding out for as long as you can without getting caught.

>>82780445
>heroin/fentanyl OD
>painless

>>82780330 (OP)
wish there were guides on how to kill yourself

>>82780449
Are you agreeing with me or being a retard?

>>82780330 (OP)
>>82780452
https://sanctioned-suicide.net/
>>82780459
You're retarded, kill yourself.

>>82780464
Classic. Avoid my question you little TikTard or better yet, fuck off to SASU and whine about how sore your asshole is after having your father mount you from behind.

>>82780476
Someone's upset and homosexual... use this website to kill yourself

>>82780330 (OP)
try dating a shemale first... it's the solution

Sadly no kill button on the back of our neck

>>82780339
trust me, the best way to make a suicidal person less suicidal is to actually give them the option. once they know they CAN kill themselves they won't want to anymore

>>82780476
Based anti-tiktok-chad
>>82780429
Bait.
>>82780449
What's the problem with fentanyl OD?

>>82780608
You're a pussy because you haven't killed yourself

>>82780464
>https://sanctioned-suicide.net/
it's a dead site and a scam at best
no resourceful material also probably fed bait

>>82780615
It's so easy to kill yourself, jump off a building. You don't need a website or advice. Jump off a building.

>>82780611
This is my first post in this thread, nigger

>>82780608
fentanyl and other opioids are usually used for dopamine spikes and OD is basically just a hangover but for drugs.
OD is basically the body's way to get dopamine receptors back to an equilibrium but in rare cases it turns out to be fatal.

>>82780630
jumping off a building gives time for hesitation and thought
You might usually get caught and depending upon the height you might just survive but with paralysis

>>82780660
>jumping off a building gives time for hesitation and thought
Everything does that.
>You might usually get caught and depending upon the height you might just survive but with paralysis
No, you might not "usually get caught", if you don't live in a village or the middle of nowehere, go to downtown at night, sneak into a building, get to the top floor, go on the roof, go the edge of the roof, drink some alcohol so you're drunk and then fall off and die, just find a tall enough building, otherwise, find a bridge and jump off