Thread 82780952

How do I get a gf like this?

I've actually met a few fembots exactly like this but they're fat. I can deal with a chubby belly but not obese rotund whales.

>>82780952 (OP)
i met a femanon like this but who had normal tits i guess. she also had an ex-husband but everything else matched.

stop spamming your art on this board and get a real job like welding

>>82780952 (OP)
my gf is like this but shes 18 and a fujo.

>>82780952 (OP)
>How do I get a gf like this?
>>82780975
>my gf is like this

>>82780952 (OP)
This is genuinely me but Im 18 never had friends and I dont wear glasses

>>82781024
I want to cum inside you every day for the rest of your life

>>82780952 (OP)
there's more girls out there like this than you'd think, but since they're anxious and a lot of these traits tend to be seen as negative, they're not very prone to putting themselves out there especially not for dating specifically. try to make friends with them first, you can find them in a lot of different places, 4chan, twitter, sometimes even reddit. good luck on the quest for a loser gf, anon

>>82781024
>This is genuinely mGLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>82781040
>>82781047
I wish I could find love without having to be sexualised. Im good for nothing apart from my holes. I guess Ill never find true love

>>82781024
>This is genuinely me
>>82781040
>I want to cum inside you every day for the rest of your life
>>82781047
>>This is genuinely mGLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG

>>82781063
i can be your true love bf but also plap you every day every hour

>>82781063
I don't wanna fuck you anon, give me your discord. I don't even live in the US

>>82780952 (OP)
Reminds me of my wife (and no shes not fat). Spent her entire living at her parents home. Best advice I have for you is to focus on self improvement while being at peace with your inherent flaws. The blackpill is true in many ways, but to conclude that the only course of action is to lay down and rot is counter productive. You may never be chad but you can raise your SMV by 2 points, and for most people thats enough.

>>82780952 (OP)
god i want to be her
iwnbaw

>>82781068
I dont either Im from Europe. I rarely go outside

>>82781130
what country in europe? if you're in the west do you wanna play vidya together

>>82781159
Netherlands and whats vidya

>>82781213
videogames. how old are you and how did you survive in the netherlands as a femcel. it's not possible. nobody dated you in highschool?

>>82781237
I thought it meant that just wondering . I was the unattractive girl in school who would hide in the bathroom stall with an mp3 player during break with no friends. Im 18

>>82781253
>Im 18
oh i thought i finally found a girl in NL my age.. but no you're just a late bloomer. you'll find a chad bf in college.
sigh.

>>82781266
Im almost finished with college and I still have no friends lol but ok

>>82781284
how do u finish college at 18 that's when you finish highschool.
vmbo?

>>82781294
I finished hs at 16 and did an apprenticeship

>>82780952 (OP)
You don't stop obsessing over made up memes made by some lonely loser man drawing fantasies similar to your's. Especially the big tits part and the non fat part and the part where she's white. Lonely women exist but they're obese ugly severely mentally ill and usually brown.

>>82781310
are you brown. would u date a white guy who is 29 and has no friends

>>82781024
YWNBAW stop believing tranny larpers you insufferable faggots.

>>82781333
Im not brown and ur too old >>82781347
Lol cope

>>82781315
>obese
literally your only job in life is to not be fat. if you cannot pull that off you deserve to be lonely.

>>82781367
>ur too old
>finally find dutch girl on r9k after ~10 years of searching
>am now too old
Comedic

>>82781412
Because youre a decade older? Why dont you try Soc ive seen countless 25 year old women make the same lonely threads

>>82780952 (OP)
>total asocial shut-in autistic weirdo with social anxiety
>still not a virgin
being a woman is life on tutorial mode

>>82781436
i'm mentally still stuck since when i was 16 in hs and everyone else got a gf but me
>Why dont you try Soc ive seen countless 25 year old women make the same lonely threads
yes and they all live in the US and don't like me.

>>82781452
Lol ive seen the same oh Im still a teen boy mentality all the time when a guy is pushing 30 . Its cringe as fuck pls grow up even if ur trying to get with a younger girl stop the larp its annoying . No you dont act like a 16 year old and if you do thats embarrassing

>>82780952 (OP)
>
this is all I want. I just want a loser gf with big tits.

>>82781476
>brutal blackpill from the friendliest most understanding dutch girl

>>82781501
A reality check isnt blackpill retard . Having nerdy interests and being autistic doesnt mean you have the mentality of a child. Popping pills drinking having a 9-5 isnt what 16 year olds do

>>82781518
>Popping pills drinking
uhh speak for yourself? I don't do that
i'm literally highschool me but with a job. that i do from home anyway.
but it's okay, i didn't expect a dutch foid to understand or show any kind of friendliness. it's not in your genes to be a nice person.

>>82781518
not him nut am I still allowed to play my Nintendo Switch 2 at 34 pls respond

>>82780952 (OP)
call me ishmael and send them my way

>>82780952 (OP)
Damn. I want to chat with femanons from here again but I think that I am too broken right now. I fucked up three different friendships because I dont like VC and because I get too nervous when trying to trust others from this board. The longest that I talked to someone from here was nearly 7 months and that ended because I was stupid.

>>82781063
Men will ALWAYS sexualize you, a man who doesn't sexualize you is either asexual (bad) or doesn't really like you. There's nothing inherently wrong with it, and if you always hold a grudge about it you will be in for a bad time.
I 100% get that a woman wants to know her man loves her for more than sex (just like a guy wants to know she loves him for more than money/status) and he should give you that, but he absolutely is going to want to do everything from tenderly holding and kissing you in the missionary position, to bending you over the back of a chair like a fucktoy.

The trick has always been to not put out, so you can filter out men who just want your pussy. I knew my current wife for over a year before we actually started dating and fucking.

>>82781585
>I knew my current wife for over a year before we actually started dating and fucking.
in the country where she is from, this is just not normal. people will wait max 2 dates before fucking or else they're out. she will get pumped and dumped by chad before long. you just know.

>>82781585
>The trick has always been to not put out, so you can filter out men who just want your pussy. I knew my current wife for over a year before we actually started dating and fucking.
worst advice imaginable
genuinely reddit-tier

>>82781063
you can.
But being sexually attracted to someone doesn't mean you aren't attracted to her in other aspects. Both things matter.
I want a gf with big tits, but big tits are not all I need to be attracted to a woman.

>>82781063
>18
>guess Ill never find true love
bruh...
first things first, stop fucking assuming things for the rest of your life when you're still 18, you still don't even know what the fuck you want out of a relationship
second, you're in 4chan, and on a board with a high concentration of lonely men, expecting not to be sexualized here is like expecting a pack of starving wolves not to eat a deer carcass down to the fucking bones when presented to them

>>82781610
I don't date whores anon. A year really isn't a long time to wait for a virgin.

>>82781610
Yes the better method is to keep chasing e-whores that sure works out for the rest of /r9k/.

>>82781024
>This is genuinely me but Im 18
Then it's not you at all. The main point of the image is that the woman is 30.

>>82781651
>>82781699
a woman dangling her pussy over your head like a carrot on a stick instead of lovingly making you graduate from your virginity is definitely not a recipe for her using her pussy as a weapon on you long-term in the relationship/marriage!

total braindead advice
sex is awesome and should not be held up as some gatekeeping advice, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise

>>82781617
Everyone is missing the point and it shows youre all the same. You dont approach a woman irl and first thing you say is you want to have sex with her without even getting to know her.

>>82781794
I know that. But you can see who you are talking to irl.
You can't see who you are talking to here, and that's how you get those stories about sharing pics and getting ghosted right after.
It can work to attract someone by just anonymous conversation, but it's harder.

>>82781716
It has nothing to do with dangling pussy retard, it's about earning trust so she doesn't get pump and dumped by some guy just wanting to bust a nut. I don't know what kind of fucked relationships you've been in but not all women use pussy as a weapon. They just want to know that you'll stick around.

>sex is awesome and should not be held up as some gatekeeping advice
Has nothing to do with sex being good, it's obviously good. This is about actual dating, as in LTR, not casual sex. You've clearly never experienced dating from the women's perspective where men pretend to want a relationship just to fuck them and ghost. A woman who doesn't filter them out gets used.

>>82781476
I mean I'm 34 and still mostly like my teen self, I just don't have time for multiplayer shit anymore. It's more the statement comes off like they refuse to accept they're getting old and that's why they still chase 18 yo girls

>>82780952 (OP)
Any fembots like this in Canada? It's fine if you're fat, I am myself so yeah

>>82781951
I just want to experience teen romance and grow old with someone I can love

>>82780952 (OP)
this image is missing "has a 20+ bodycount regardless"

>>82782200
Nta.
I don't care for teen rkmance, never really cared. Being a teen sucks, as you aren't respected, you don't know what you want and you when do know, others don't let you do it.
20s is when you are finally free, aware of yourself enough to know that you are in search of something greater and free to do whatever you want, accepting responsibility only for yourself, and those who you choose to be with.
This is what I am afraid of missing out on. Experimenting things when I am young and able to.
I see signs of aging in my body, and despair and panic, I am still stuck, emotionally and spiritually, but physically, I can't stop my body from decaying.

>>82782258
>tdlr i'm becoming a hag and i haven't even had my hoe phase yet
kys ywnbaw

>>82782484
My cock will be inside every single kne of your mom's holes tonight.

>>82782501
shush chatgpt you're boring

>>82780952 (OP)
lol she literally me fr fr

as long as you're ok that I pushed out a bunch of kids, not in my life or raising them tho

>>82782551
Surrogacy or biological children?

>>82782551
>as long as you're ok that I pushed out a bunch of kids
who was the father? did he cum inside your tight pussy? was it nice? did you cum? did you swallow? did you do anal? do you shave? how often would u fuck?

>>82781063
Love is when you find someone you don't mind being sexualized by, who sticks around to hold you after the sex
If you want love without sex you're on the wrong website

>>82782568
Bio

>>82782578
Yes

>>82782551
>>82782668
I pushed out a bunch of kids, not in my life or raising them tho
Alright femanon tell us the story

>>82782668
That's fucked then. Go kill yourself already, fucking whore.

>>82782673
meant to
>greentext
the first line of that post, mb

>>82782676
el oh el

>>82782673
I'm antisocial and low self-esteem but have a very attractive body, so am/was easy picking for Chads. But, I never let myself be left with the kids. So yeah, I think quite similar to OP pic, just also had a bunch of kids though none of them are in my life. Ironically having the kids just gave me an even better figure

>>82782789
>got pumped and dumped by chad
>abandoned her kids
How are you not a piece of shit?

>>82782789
>Ironically having the kids just gave me an even better figure

>>82782789
pretty bad ragebait
post tits

>>82780952 (OP)
i've fucked a few like this, you probs dont want them as a gf as much as you think, they tend to be pretty emotionally draining and will probs cause you problems if you let them too far into your life.
from my exp the less you want them around the more the wanna be around so i guess just dont like them? idk

>>82783180
I want problems. I am very bored.

>>82781518
any fembots in Texas want to meet up? I promise i wont sell your organs

>>82780952 (OP)
You forgot the part where she's a raging whore and she's already fucked strangers because relationships are hard because she's shy xDDD

>>82783264
trvke i hate women

>>82780952 (OP)
Lowk never seen a woman like this in spain, they all normies.
Which is fine (i guess) but thats not what im looking for

how do I even meet fembots within a reasonable distance from me?
e-dating isnt my thing

>>82781024
im also 18 and in the eu but im not dutch

>>82784211
that's the neat part, you don't
they're all normies or ran through or both

>>82784250
i don't care as long as the body count is under 10

>>82780952 (OP)
I know a girl like that except she doesn't have big boobs and isn't a vtuber (as far as I know)

>>82784214
you don't want dutch women TRUST ME

>>82782003
Im sort of skinny and muscular and also want a cyclops neet gf like this if any fembots are reading this