Thread 82784243

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Anonymous 10/13/2025, 12:17:41 AM No.82784243 >>82784262 >>82784338 >>82784550 >>82786089 >>82786126 >>82787225 >>82787703 >>82787706 >>82787923 >>82788024

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I hate my roommate so fucking much. He keeps stealing my salt and ketchup and all day he just farts so fucking loudly and exclaims "WHOOP! ZAT VAS A STINKY VONE!" in a ridiculous german accent for some goddamn reason. The lease doesn't end until january but I have had it to my fucking limit, what do I do?

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 12:18:51 AM No.82784262

>>82784243 (OP)
i like to aim for c5 to d5
e2 if im trying to be quiet

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 12:22:11 AM No.82784297

Tell him how annoying he fucking is

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 12:25:20 AM No.82784338 >>82787706 >>82788405

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>>82784243 (OP)
Zsis vfart iz very stinki

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 12:45:27 AM No.82784550 >>82784722 >>82786100

>>82784243 (OP)
G13
Also make shit up and speak to your landlord to get him evicted

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 1:07:29 AM No.82784722 >>82784897

>>82784550
>G13
only correct answer

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 1:11:06 AM No.82784751

beat him the shit out so he can learn the bad way

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 1:25:27 AM No.82784897 >>82784909 >>82785803 >>82787661

>>82784722
Fuckin Redditor fag. Don't say that shit.

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 1:26:49 AM No.82784909

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>>82784897
shid on cat :DDD

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 1:40:16 AM No.82785025

i do h5 so its not loud

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 3:32:23 AM No.82785803

>>82784897
you're fat and ugly

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 4:19:15 AM No.82786089

>>82784243 (OP)
J10 anytime I visit a public toilet

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 4:22:19 AM No.82786100

>>82784550
>G13

Took me way too long to understand that. Kekked though

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 4:26:53 AM No.82786126

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>>82784243 (OP)
>all day he just farts so fucking loudly and exclaims "WHOOP! ZAT VAS A STINKY VONE!" in a ridiculous german accent for some goddamn reason
Kek

Seeder 10/13/2025, 6:48:24 AM No.82787076

g13
take a shit in front of his door

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 6:51:58 AM No.82787101

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Keep your condiments and condoms hidden.
Catchup doesn't need to be refrigerated.
Get an air purfier and scented candles.

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 7:09:14 AM No.82787224

Poison the condiment

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 7:09:25 AM No.82787225

>>82784243 (OP)
Shit through mesh and aim for J10

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 7:24:27 AM No.82787325

>>>/wsg/5997426

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 8:25:17 AM No.82787661 >>82788058

>>82784897
>Don't say that shit.
OMFG, this, literally this
So. Much. This

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 8:28:57 AM No.82787678

Aim for c5 and end up with L-6 thankfully my sister then my gf helped me pee
hypospadias sucks

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 8:35:37 AM No.82787703

>>82784243 (OP)
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
That's pretty funnt

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 8:36:05 AM No.82787706

>>82784243 (OP)
piss hard on G14
>>82784338
based

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 9:21:12 AM No.82787923

>>82784243 (OP)
Where else would you go, do you want to go to your parents?

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 9:37:44 AM No.82788024

>>82784243 (OP)
only true silent enthusiasts know the technique of B2 and D1

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 9:45:58 AM No.82788058

>>82787661
Upboated :DDDDD
/s

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 11:00:23 AM No.82788387

why dont you just fart even louder

Anonymous 10/13/2025, 11:03:28 AM No.82788405

>>82784338
Ich bin nein shat on das cat.