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Anonymous No.82784492 [Report] >>82784510 >>82784532 >>82784539 >>82784548 >>82785184 >>82785413 >>82786591
>"my brother and i noticed you from across the bar. we really dig your vibe. can we buy you a drink and see where the night take us?"

how do you avoid their trap??
Anonymous No.82784510 [Report]
>>82784492 (OP)
Throw acid on their faces
Anonymous No.82784532 [Report] >>82784580
>>82784492 (OP)
Who the brother who the sister?
Anonymous No.82784539 [Report]
>>82784492 (OP)
fuck and breed her in front of him, tell him if he can't get all the cum out he'll sign as the kid's father
Anonymous No.82784548 [Report]
>>82784492 (OP)
>how do you avoid their trap??
by having a small penis
Anonymous No.82784580 [Report] >>82786329
>>82784532
this should be obvious to you brother
Anonymous No.82785184 [Report]
>>82784492 (OP)
the trap is incest. you can go to jail for that...
Anonymous No.82785399 [Report]
The owner of a pub was into me once.
I would drink for free for the better of a year.
We hardly ever even talked.
Since I earlier would pay drinks for a poor buddy that couldn't afford it, for months, I kinda considered it karmic.
Humblebragg over.
Anonymous No.82785413 [Report]
>>82784492 (OP)
"Sure, sounds great!" and then I scratch my asshole and moan as I smell my finger
Anonymous No.82786329 [Report]
>>82784580
it's 2025 you just never know. they could both have dicks.
Anonymous No.82786591 [Report]
>>82784492 (OP)
>too much makeup
>dyed hair
>trying too hard to appeal to western beauty standards
Ew. No. No makeup/natural makeup with natural black hair is perfection.