/britfeel/
Culross, Fife, Scotland edition
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:52:34 AM
No.82787108
>>82787020 (OP)
Thank you for making a new thread.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:57:08 AM
No.82787149
>>82787020 (OP)
Looks nice but I'm glad I don't live in Scotland.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:15:42 AM
No.82787269
Nu breadinghams
And it lush X
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:32:46 AM
No.82787389
>>82787608
Just had some cheese on toast and found out it's 20% less fat. It was like chewing on playdoh no wonder it tasted like shite. Not happy next time mum goes Aldi I will say get the proper stuff not that 20% less fat muck. Thanks.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:39:39 AM
No.82787437
It monday morning, time to get ready for work, chaps
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 7:46:43 AM
No.82787465
Just woke up on that living room floor again. Garn on a late night walk/early morning walk me lmao.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 7:51:08 AM
No.82787486
Ere man just keep pouring them and I'll keep drinking the fuckers. Simples x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 7:57:55 AM
No.82787524
Garn night walk nows x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:14:35 AM
No.82787608
>>82787389
Any reduced fat dairy is rubbish.
The gf got green milk the other day and I almost poured it all down the sink in front of her.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:16:02 AM
No.82787617
Tiny mong with an alcohol dependence
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:25:44 AM
No.82787665
Propped up in bed and planning my funeral
I can't think of a good reading
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:28:13 AM
No.82787671
>>82787683
Just got back homes from me night walk. Proper Silent Hill vibes out there. Having a few wokkles now then garn crash out x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:28:15 AM
No.82787672
Garn straight edge starting today de lads, it a new era
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:29:11 AM
No.82787680
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:30:25 AM
No.82787683
>>82787694
>>82787671
No people going to work? Are all mackems NEETs?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:33:39 AM
No.82787694
>>82787683
Aye passed some people getting in them work vans. Fuck em lmao.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:37:17 AM
No.82787716
Knocking back this stella now x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:44:19 AM
No.82787747
They said Helper's world collapsed
Nothing ends x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:45:26 AM
No.82787753
>>82787775
Ian Watkins is fucking dead and am getting wissed me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXsLtExsZow
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:49:00 AM
No.82787775
>>82787796
>>82787802
>>82787753
We should have just roped the cunt straight away
It's what the people want
Always cheer the nonce deaths on prison, so why do we need to feed and house them for years beforehand
Same with the violent criminals
Just kill em
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:52:47 AM
No.82787794
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:52:53 AM
No.82787796
>>82787775
>We should have just roped the cunt straight away
>It's what the people want
But enough about HHL
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:55:11 AM
No.82787802
>>82787849
>>82787775
Ngl Ian Watkins getting snuffed out has just gave this country an energy it hasn't had a for a while. I dunno how long we can maintain it but it feels like things are bouncing again.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:07:42 AM
No.82787849
>>82787867
>>82787802
The energy to drink on a monday morning?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:09:46 AM
No.82787860
Knocking back these last stellas now x
End of an era for me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:11:09 AM
No.82787867
>>82787884
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:13:56 AM
No.82787880
3I/ATLAS goes down the Solar System for me x
Hope it comes here. Time to shake up things up on ol' planet Earth x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:14:20 AM
No.82787884
>>82787867
>It's over lid
Not for me
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:17:35 AM
No.82787901
>>82787916
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:18:44 AM
No.82787910
Garn shop in 10, need more food
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:19:20 AM
No.82787913
Me and me mates we finna get fooked up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:20:20 AM
No.82787916
>>82787980
>>82787901
End of an era de lod x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:24:17 AM
No.82787942
I can restart them late night strategic operations anytime I want.
Remember that x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:30:05 AM
No.82787980
>>82787916
True de lid. Full blown collapse mode now x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:40:26 AM
No.82788040
It clickbait thoughs x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:42:47 AM
No.82788046
Finishing off these stellas then garn maccies for me brekkie. Fuck it x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:43:41 AM
No.82788049
>>82788057
Shut the fuck up you useless twat
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:44:42 AM
No.82788053
Voluntary work lid messaging me. Mate just let me mong out on me own ffs lmfao. Nah he's a sound lad to be fair. I'll see him on Tuesday.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:45:56 AM
No.82788057
>>82788049
Pipe downs x
You work so I can live x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:51:05 AM
No.82788073
>>82788080
I find myself inspired this Monday morning
I am PROUD to fund Helper's lifestyle
Have a hash brown on me, lad
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 9:53:41 AM
No.82788080
>>82788099
>>82788073
Based af. Garn maccies in a bit me. Got them monopoly stickers. It on for free x
Who cares if society thinks I'm a loser. Society is cooked anyway x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:54:46 AM
No.82788086
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:56:28 AM
No.82788095
>>82788121
Thread would be comfy if helpermong would just fuck off
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:57:36 AM
No.82788099
>>82788080
Quite like a hash brown from them but the muffins ain't for me.
hey native bros
"the rates of Japan had only been at about half the rates of the world and carry the expectation that they will hit 3.5% in 2026"
is this sentence grammatically correct? chatgpt said the tenses "had only been" and "carry" are mismatch but i think its just short "the rates of Japan had only been ..... and the rates of Japan carry an expectation...." which is correct?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:02:29 AM
No.82788121
>>82788198
>>82788095
It's surprising he hasn't grown out of that loser phase considering now 30s, most people start getting their lives together by the time they hit 30
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:02:44 AM
No.82788124
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:03:48 AM
No.82788131
>>82788160
>>82788110
What rates are you talking about?
Probably better to change to
"The rates of Japan were roughly half that of the rest of the world and..."
Would probably scan better
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:04:56 AM
No.82788136
It will pick up x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:08:32 AM
No.82788150
Medicine. Medince is what it is x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:05 AM
No.82788153
>>82788180
>>82788110
It's a bit confusing because the birth rate itself does not carry any expectation.
I would amend it to:
"the birth rate of Japan had only been at about half that of the rest of the world, and is expected to hit 3.5% in 2026"
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:50 AM
No.82788159
>7am
>night walk
Basically a rule of thumb that if dog walkers are out and people are heading to work it doesn't actually count as a night, that's just morning.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:09:55 AM
No.82788160
>>82788169
>>82788131
Its just an essay writing homework. I doubt any of the datas are real
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:11:51 AM
No.82788169
>>82788180
>>82788160
>the rates
>the datas
You seem to have an issue with pluralising words.
It would be the rate, and the data.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:11:59 AM
No.82788171
In Devon for granbergs funeral me, spent last night getting drunk with the cousinbergs. It nice time.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:13:49 AM
No.82788180
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:13:51 AM
No.82788181
Little fat bald black spastic
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:13:55 AM
No.82788182
BURN EVERYTHING X
CROSSY KNOWS THE SCORE X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:17:44 AM
No.82788198
>>82788226
>>82788121
Not that surprising, most people have to deal with the consequences, helpermong is coddled in a care home
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:19:00 AM
No.82788205
>>82788230
Garn maccies now
LMFAO SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAs9HZC9c7Y
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:23:46 AM
No.82788226
>>82788284
>>82788198
He won't be if he carries on the way he is. Hel fuck it up with his alcoholism and be removed.
He's young enough that if he gets help there's a chance though. Longer you leave it though...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:24:19 AM
No.82788230
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:24:22 AM
No.82788231
>>82788246
Garn maccies now
Might get a crate of stella on the way homes
It's fucking off the chain here lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:26:48 AM
No.82788243
Garn macccies now
It's all taxpayer funded x
Fuck the lot x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:27:18 AM
No.82788246
>>82788231
Just get some vitamin water and go past the pharmacy for nytol and sleep it all off after food.
Or do what you want your an adult.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:29:13 AM
No.82788255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQT-85-4zLY
Phwoar imagine having your chinkyslop delivered like that
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:29:26 AM
No.82788256
Sandra won't be happy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:29:32 AM
No.82788257
>>82788110
cor normally i'd be all over picking apart agreement(TM) in grammar, but this is a tricky one.
it's the head word of the noun phrase innit, so the RATES of
ARE. could be the rates of one bean, could be the rates of beans, could be rates of collective beanness.
that Liam Neeson in Taken, what he has IS a particular set of skills. what a fool.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:35:06 AM
No.82788279
on that frappegrind.
no wetamine for me today. keeping it clean.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:36:06 AM
No.82788284
>>82788300
>>82788226
We can only hope, but the care industry makes too much money from people like him. Nobody from CEO to spacker janny cares to stop it, he keeps them employed, all parties require the highest occupancy rate possible, and there is in fact a limited supply of spackers willing to live in these facilities, most want to be independent. The revenue is insane too, the housing component of his UC goes straight to the care home, probably with a top-up from him, why do you think he has a meltdown when his PIP is stopped, that's his spending money. Then the local authority pays thousands for every resident. It's ironic that he thinks he's the winner in this situation, the wagies are raking it in off his back.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:41:39 AM
No.82788300
>>82788284
>We can only hope, but the care industry makes too much money from people like him. Nobody from CEO to spacker janny cares to stop it, he keeps them employed, all parties require the highest occupancy rate possible, and there is in fact a limited supply of spackers willing to live in these facilities, most want to be independent. The revenue is insane too, the housing component of his UC goes straight to the care home, probably with a top-up from him, why do you think he has a meltdown when his PIP is stopped, that's his spending money. Then the local authority pays thousands for every resident. It's ironic that he thinks he's the winner in this situation, the wagies are raking it in off his back.
fascinating
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:44:54 AM
No.82788311
>>82788334
>most people start getting their lives together by the time they hit 30
look where you are.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:48:02 AM
No.82788323
no coffee cubes in.
few tramadols instead.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:49:11 AM
No.82788329
>>82788333
In that maccies now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:50:21 AM
No.82788333
>>82788329
what u getting
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:50:32 AM
No.82788334
>>82788311
Mate i live in Sunderland. Everybody here is a borderline loser. We're the loser capital of the UK.
Kate Middleton knows the score x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:51:56 AM
No.82788341
HHL is doing well by mackem standards.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 10:53:15 AM
No.82788345
>>82788360
WHEN I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE I BOUGHT A SPACKER FOR 50 PENCE
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:00 AM
No.82788359
>TAKE OUT
>sitting in
HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:56:03 AM
No.82788360
>>82788424
>>82788345
Did you get Mayfair my lid?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 10:57:15 AM
No.82788368
>>82788703
Apple Watch bought for 800 sold for 350. A nice cash injection for our mark. It lush.
https://www.youtube.com/live/_aox-FUAomw?si=Gx-IfPlZNjHo-Dqg
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 11:08:16 AM
No.82788424
>>82788360
Monopoly sticker on drink have me 6 chicken nuggets or a double cheese wurger. You taken them Ws de lid x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:08:32 AM
No.82788426
i steal photo
i animate GIF
i consider OC
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:12:49 AM
No.82788439
>>82788503
I still feel bad about Ian, lads.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:25:23 AM
No.82788503
>>82788439
he did some things i disagree with, but i think people will remember him for his music.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:26:50 AM
No.82788511
>>82788579
OPIOIDS JUST KICKED IN YO
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:27:52 AM
No.82788516
ooo aye i am comfy.
hope yous are comfy too.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:36:41 AM
No.82788552
>>82788571
Reminder to bleed your radiators
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:40:20 AM
No.82788571
>>82788552
i only have storage heaters
i'm actually letting air OUT atm because i have no control over these fuckers at different times of day (hot on morning, cold on night, doesn't matter what i set the input/output dials to)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:29 AM
No.82788577
living my best EPC-rated D life x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:41:52 AM
No.82788579
>>82788592
>>82788511
Cooorrrr, rate your constipation out of 10 right now lad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:44:16 AM
No.82788592
>>82788579
about a 6. on that sennagrind.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 11:45:21 AM
No.82788600
>>82788614
>>82788637
Back homes from maccies and having a few more wokkles ngl got quite emotional there x
If doing opioids causes you so much trouble, why not just stop taking opioids?
Are they really THAT good? Never done drugs me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:48:46 AM
No.82788614
>>82788600
hope you can take it easy, lots can go wrong on a Monday morning maccies mish x
>>82788606
they help with the chronic bladder pain from abusing ketamine. being womfy is actually just a pleasant side effect
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 11:49:17 AM
No.82788619
>>82788631
>>82788638
Just sticking to the drink from now on me. Cba chasing wags anymore. It's a mugs game.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:51:21 AM
No.82788624
>>82788641
>>82788606
He's addicted, lad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:51:47 AM
No.82788627
>>82788606
Well yeah people ruin their entire lives for them so I reckon they're pretty good.
Me? High on life.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:52:46 AM
No.82788631
>>82788619
yeah drugs are for mugs that's what i'm always saying
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:52:57 AM
No.82788633
Washing all my trainers, on the 4th pair now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:53:15 AM
No.82788634
Still can't believe Ian Watkins is dead.
Truly the end of an era.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:53:52 AM
No.82788637
>>82788600
>ngl got quite emotional there x
we know lad, we know
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:54:11 AM
No.82788638
>>82788656
>>82788619
Translation: you've ran out of money
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:54:42 AM
No.82788641
>>82788624
there are worse vices
e.g.
>Ian Watkins
this guy.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:55:14 AM
No.82788645
although i want to clarify that i am addicted TO addiction
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:57:36 AM
No.82788653
>>82788708
>>82788732
e.g. i can stop the painkillers and my insides hurt, but then i can get womfy on benzos, but i'm not addicted to benzos because i can trade those for ketamine, but then the ket knacks my bladder so i need painkillers.
you could call that addiction, but that's like saying you're addicted to repairing furniture with different tools.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 11:57:44 AM
No.82788656
>>82788638
>you've ran out of money
I just got my bennies lid. I'm temorarily minted x
Just got them euros for that Dublin trip x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 11:59:04 AM
No.82788662
>>82788672
>temorarily
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:01:31 PM
No.82788672
>>82788674
>>82788662
chin is a willy.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:02:44 PM
No.82788674
>>82788672
I prefer Willard these days.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:05:01 PM
No.82788684
>>82788701
imagine if some lass was proper into you and it was well sexy than she goes
>now i'd like to suck your Willard.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:07:21 PM
No.82788701
>>82788684
I'd be like, my willard is wellard.
*unzips benis*
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:07:35 PM
No.82788703
>>82788710
>>82788368
im assuming this is one of those instances where he gets it on pay in three and doesn't pay the rest?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:09:14 PM
No.82788708
>>82788729
>>82788653
You're a moron. Addiction doesn't have to be one specific substance and intermittent usage doesn't absolve you from addiction, for example, helpermong isn't on the cocaine right now because he has no money yet he is still addicted to cocaine.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:09:35 PM
No.82788710
>>82788703
I think he used his dads inheritance cash to buy it he spent about 5k on useless gadgets and now he's skint again.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:11:18 PM
No.82788723
>>82788749
Inbetweeners coming back next year, it will be all woke and shite with trannies and blacks in wheelchairs in it. Not interested!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:12 PM
No.82788729
>>82788708
i agree. i consider myself an alcoholic even though i don't drink. all alcohol in the world could be spirited (heh) away and alkies would still be alkies.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:13:29 PM
No.82788732
>>82788757
>>82788653
>ketamine
I've done it before but fuck that shit. Reading stories on the news of like 14 year olds needing their entire bladder removed having to piss through a catheter for the rest of their lives. Think I'll pass.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 12:14:03 PM
No.82788734
Kinnel party temporarily over x
Have to take me PS5 back to mines x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:16:32 PM
No.82788749
>>82788723
the movies weren't good, it's just less funny when they're adults who can do whatever, they're not in school struggling to get served/laid.
some sitcoms might work for a 'where are they now?' Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads follow-up/special but frankly it's just not that interesting.
heard the Goodnight Sweetheart one was decent. but i never actually finished that. womfy, but the recasts killed it for me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:19:02 PM
No.82788757
>>82788732
i think it could have some genuine use as an antidepressant, but as a recreational drug yeah it does nasty stuff.
stick to doing ketamine in gay clubs. take painkillers or smoke weed if you want a cosy day in.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:32:22 PM
No.82788809
>>82788814
>>82788823
That's Dark Souls 2 finished and done.
Very good game, I can't believe so many people dislike it.
Not sure if I want to go straight into DS3 or if I should play Sekiro instead next.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:32:24 PM
No.82788810
>>82788818
>>82788836
hmm, 250 quid of my overdraft remaining.
whether to buy food or play it safe...
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:33:56 PM
No.82788814
>>82788859
>>82788809
wasn't that Bloodborne between them?
never played any of them but they look cool.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:34:18 PM
No.82788818
>>82788842
>>82788810
With food price inflation, the smart play is to spend all 250 quid on crisps
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:34:45 PM
No.82788823
>>82788859
>>82788809
Go straight to Dark Souls 3 then Elden Ring or Bloodborne.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:36:35 PM
No.82788832
He's a 40 year old man but he's taking his PS5 to his friend's houses like he's 15 going to a sleep over. Wild.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:37:35 PM
No.82788836
>>82788863
>>82788810
Set a little aside each month and but bitcoin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:38:25 PM
No.82788842
>>82788818
not a bad shout.
regret not bulk buying more of these from Amazon tbqh. not only are they back up to full price (8.50) they're out of stock right now
>Usually dispatched within 1 to 3 weeks
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:42:36 PM
No.82788859
>>82788823
Elden Ring was the first souls game I ever played and I'm pretty done with it.
Played DS1 and 2 now, I think they're both brilliant. Not sure why I waited so long to play them.
I think it's that I tried Demon Souls when it first came out and got annihilated, so I just ignored Fromsoft games.
>>82788814
I might get to Bloodborne, but I will have to emulate it and I can't be arsed right now.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:43:15 PM
No.82788863
>>82788883
>>82788890
>>82788836
was thinking this, but the DWP will get arsey looking at my statements. they're getting more and more invasive about how lids spend their money. even the actual vendors are required to check your ID now. for an online purchase.
you have to sell them on, anyway. even them 'stable' coins could go down. so for me, it's a 20 quid Steam gift card every week.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:43:26 PM
No.82788866
>>82788882
What happened to that lad who was on UC and he was buying gold bullion? Made me laugh that.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:44:40 PM
No.82788873
Elden ring. That's what your granddad call your grandmas arsehole
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:46:51 PM
No.82788882
>>82788866
how did he do off it? kinda wonder that about those Ron Paul cultists back in the day.
pre-crypto NEETs who were obsessed with forex must either be millionaires or suicide victims by now.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:47:30 PM
No.82788883
>>82788863
I dunno, are they really gonna get arsey over 50 quid going to paypal? Just tell them it was for house maintenance or something.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:48:52 PM
No.82788886
>>82788924
The Welsh, Scottish, and Irish's only defining personality trait is always how not-English they are. What a shallow and boring people. At this point you're just Aldi English people, get over it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:49:52 PM
No.82788890
>>82788863
>it's a 20 quid Steam gift card every week
Sound investment strategy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:57:09 PM
No.82788907
can i honestly say that 0.00 of my social security income has gone on drugs? no.
but nobody would question the businessman who buys a latte, or rides a train.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:58:49 PM
No.82788913
>>82788961
>>82788911
didnt he say he'd never work
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 12:58:58 PM
No.82788914
>>82788918
>>82788977
Have a serious problem with ordering deliveroo/just eat. Bought Costa for the 6th day in a row.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:00:24 PM
No.82788918
>>82788934
>>82788914
move to the country mate
no one fucking delivers here besides phone orders or pickup, or the few that do are shit (looking at you dominos)
i miss being able to deliveroo banging restaurant food so bad bros
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:01:13 PM
No.82788924
>>82788886
It's not that they aren't distinct really imo, they obviously are, but it's just without the framing of 'being part of England' they would be some of the most parochial, non-entity civilisations in history. There are a few Scottish people who made some names for themselves, but again mostly just through being part of England, serving English people, working in England etc.
England is the main character of the universe. Wales, Scotland and Ireland are barely sentient in comparison. If England never bothered to do anything with any of the countries, they'd be the equivalent of Togo, Bhutan and Solomon Islands - literal 'huh, what?' countries.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:01:58 PM
No.82788931
>>82788911
Imagine this fucking creep appearing and stuttering at you in the middle of your shift.
Scary stuff.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:02:13 PM
No.82788934
>>82788962
>>82788918
NTA, but must come in to defend milady Dominos. Truly the most blessed food in creation.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:06:41 PM
No.82788961
>>82788968
>>82788913
It's for attention and sympathy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:07:04 PM
No.82788962
>>82788934
Nah Dominos is arse, it's the worst of all the pizza joints I've tried. SOMETIMES it can be good but I swear it depends on the store.
Back in the city I'd have gotten pizza from anyone else well before Dominos. Now it's my only option and I regret it each time.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:08:17 PM
No.82788968
>>82788961
Then I'll sympathise when he isn't richer than most of us.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:09:40 PM
No.82788977
>>82788914
yeah i can't afford it but it's scran, it's here in half an hour. takeaway prices, but then you can get food shopping now.
marked-up to fuck obviously, but i've just given up at this point. used to be all frugal going round different shops, now it barely matters.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:11:08 PM
No.82788984
Just imagine if they found a cure for TMAU or he never was born with it.
He'd be earning six figures right now. He's naturally one of the hardest grafters in Britain but nobody will give him a chance. That get one whiff of fish or shit and run a mile. He'd start work tomorrow if someone would have given him a chance. He missed out on so much, he missed out on a family, on a wife and children.
He sees people go to work in the morning and just wishes it was him.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:12:19 PM
No.82788994
>>82789017
they also need to sort all this extra charges/loyalty card/data harvesting crap.
i know schemes have been around forever, but they actually felt like a bonus, to incentivise you. i've gone from Linux privacy nutter to forking over my details to Tesco. when they're already a shop, selling things.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:14:00 PM
No.82789007
>>82789025
miss when it was "if something is free, YOU'RE the product"
now they have it both ways. watch Netflix start doing adverts or something.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:15:28 PM
No.82789013
I haven't seen the 'fascinating' lad here for a while
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:16:23 PM
No.82789017
>>82789027
>>82788994
If I was a politician I'd legit outlaw "cheaper prices if you sign up". Actual scam.
Bonuses/vouchers made perfect sense before.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:16:32 PM
No.82789019
>>82788911
>If he woulda said to me 'we can't get enough staff, we're short-staffed', you know what I woulda said to him? 'I'll see you in the morning, Monday morning'.
Absolute horseshit. He would've complained about his back or his hidden disability or he's out of breath or something and can't work got doctor's appointment he can't work he want to but can't it terrible it n-n-n-not his fault!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:17:01 PM
No.82789023
Go downstairs and hang out with your parents for a while.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:17:21 PM
No.82789025
>>82789007
Good news anon, it's already here!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:17:37 PM
No.82789027
>>82789034
>>82789039
>>82789017
How is it a scam? The deal is you sign up and they get your info to be able to advertise to you and you get a percentage off the prices of stuff in their store.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:19:17 PM
No.82789034
>>82789027
He's schizophrenic, lad. They tend to be overly paranoid which makes them absolutely terrified of any sort of tracking.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:20:21 PM
No.82789039
>>82789049
>>82789027
Because people who don't want to sign up get shit prices. It's not a "scam" in the sense that it's an illegal conjob but its fucking unfair as hell. "Let us harvest you or get fucked" vs "let us harvest you in return for extras"
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:21:37 PM
No.82789041
>>82789058
Back homes and knocking back them stellas x
My era
My world
My everything
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:21:58 PM
No.82789042
>>82789087
HHLs on a bender uh oh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:22:41 PM
No.82789049
>>82789066
>>82789039
Mate, you don't have to shop there, jesus christ. Are you actually such a spastic that you're seething over the concept of a loyalty scheme? Kinell mate, get some fresh air.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:23:10 PM
No.82789052
should be like ye olde market rules when the shops are the ones giving a baker's dozen.
not the other way round where we're going "oh please shop, bestow a discount* upon us!"
* the old/normal price
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:23:43 PM
No.82789058
>>82789041
>My era
>My world
>My everything
My britfeel, bitch
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:24:38 PM
No.82789060
Helper's world is finally collapsing. It sad to witness.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:25:52 PM
No.82789066
>>82789084
>>82789085
>>82789049
loyalty scheme should be something like 'buy 5 coffees, get the 6th free'. and even then if they so much as asked for my email address back in the day...no? i just don't want spam.
but you know very well nowadays it's two-tier pricing, the equivalent of making the coffees more expensive UNLESS you sign up.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:27:23 PM
No.82789076
Launch the fucking Scuds x
Helper regime might be collapsing but we're going out with a bang x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:28:50 PM
No.82789082
Helper Regime collapsed a long time ago.
Seethers have ruled /britfeel/ for well over a year at this point.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:29:19 PM
No.82789084
>>82789116
>>82789066
Just press unsubscribe if they send you an email, also take your meds
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:29:38 PM
No.82789085
>>82789116
>>82789066
>but you know very well nowadays it's two-tier pricing, the equivalent of making the coffees more expensive UNLESS you sign up.
Yes, this is looking at it from the other direction. So? They've got to get something out of it to be able to offer you lower prices. You know that supermarkets already have crazy thin margins, right? Not to mention that the discounts are a big joke most of the time, pennies off even for basics. Calling it two-tier pricing is disingenuous.
Also, you can just unsubscribe from any emails you get. I really do not see much of an issue here, but maybe I'm just a bit more aloof when it comes to this sort of bickering.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:29:54 PM
No.82789087
>>82789042
third (?) day in a row
it lush x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:29:58 PM
No.82789088
HHL loyalists abandoning their positions on the A19 as NATO forces advance on Sunderland. A few die hard loyalists launch scuds at Europe. They are intercepted over the North Sea.
It over x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:30:03 PM
No.82789089
Had a quality wank to some AI pornography. That shit is getting really good.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:31:51 PM
No.82789097
there was that thing in World of Warcraft where they didn't want people to play all day so they went
>as you keep playing, your XP gains go down
and gamers were annoyed, so they changed it to
>if you take a break, you gain an XP bonus
mathematically the same, but people were happy with the latter system.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:36:01 PM
No.82789116
>>82789133
>>82789084
>>82789085
i was just using coffees as the pre-app-age example. stamps on a card. really was simply a bonus, gets you back. they're selling coffees, that's a win for them.
if a can of pop was 50p in Tesco, it's now 65p but 50p with the Tesco Clubcard. even if it was as simple as you opt into a purely anonymised raffle-number ticketing system with zero data transferred anywhere, i would STILL think that's wrong.
if you don't NEED an account (e.g. online shopping) i think it should be the law that they have to sell things for a fixed price with no gimmicks. you're handing over money. it's a shop.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:36:34 PM
No.82789118
>>82789129
Inform the apus that Diane Keaton has died.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:38:16 PM
No.82789127
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:39:10 PM
No.82789129
>>82789118
mad how that sticky is still on /tv/. only 703 replies, too.
tbqh Ian Watkins was bigger news. i don't even know who Diane Keaton was.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:39:15 PM
No.82789131
I wish I had the autism that made me good at guitar, or video games.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:39:26 PM
No.82789133
>>82789176
>>82789116
>it's now 65p
No pal they're not increasing prices, you've got it completely backwards, the can of pop just costs 65p and they're giving you a discount to 50p if they get the demographics data on who is buying the can of pop.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:42:35 PM
No.82789145
>>82789154
Ian Watkins is fucking dead man x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:43:44 PM
No.82789150
>>82789173
In our permissive society, which we have inexplicably created, people are free to be anything they want. Trouble is, people don't have it in them to be anything at all.
Food for thought this Monday afternoon.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:43:54 PM
No.82789154
>>82789145
Sure you were best buds with him you fucking nonce.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:45:53 PM
No.82789168
Corrrrr! Cracking deliveryburg today. Big thick hard case for Return of The Living Dead. It lush.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:46:36 PM
No.82789173
>>82789150
>oh no I have to BE
Guess what anon, just like a pirate, you ARE
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:47:10 PM
No.82789176
>>82789133
i don't think the Tesco Clubcard gives you the 'power to lower prices' lad, i think they've set the prices higher and the Clubcard price restores the 'old' price (or what it would be, even accounting for inflation).
you can go read countless news, Which?, etc articles about this but i have the feeling you understand this one already. but maybe that's my schizophrenia talking ;_;
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:49:36 PM
No.82789187
>>82789209
Ian Watkins getting snuffed out has awoken something in Britain.
Let's fucking gooooooooooooooooo x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXnSpDmd2QA
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:51:34 PM
No.82789196
im coming to the end of a 3 week holiday andit made me appreciate the neet life
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:52:47 PM
No.82789202
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
>map still down
FOR FLIP'S SAKE.
can any drivel dousers tell me where the compass is currently pointing?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:53:32 PM
No.82789209
>>82789219
>>82789187
Ian Watkins wouldn't want you to get a bag
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:53:53 PM
No.82789213
3I/ATLAS is coming x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:54:56 PM
No.82789219
>>82789239
>>82789209
I'm not getting a bag in. Even tho I easily could. Sick of wasting my money on wrugs.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 1:56:23 PM
No.82789228
THREE SUNS IN THE SKY
THREE SUNS IN THE SKY
THREE SUNS IN THE SKY
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:00 PM
No.82789232
Get the bags in, and the slags in.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:41 PM
No.82789237
more like Sunsunsunderland
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:57:44 PM
No.82789239
>>82789219
>Even tho I easily could
Obviously you can't
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:59:15 PM
No.82789243
more like retardland
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 1:59:46 PM
No.82789245
>>82789280
keep the wrugs away
embrace being gay
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:00:20 PM
No.82789249
stop seething
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:02:04 PM
No.82789259
Rattling off these wokkles then might go on a mission. Might go Middlesbrough me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMR8eYIAuDM
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:04:53 PM
No.82789279
>>82789300
Western forces have reached the White House x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbIXFnEEs3o
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:04:55 PM
No.82789280
>>82789287
>>82789245
>triple rainbow
I only see two
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:05:51 PM
No.82789287
>>82789301
>>82789309
>>82789280
here you go, fixed it for you.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:06:19 PM
No.82789292
>>82789295
>>82789297
got a negative k/d on battlefield. im really bad at it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:17 PM
No.82789295
>>82789292
can you delete your account and start over?
become some lad who's never once died. cor.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:21 PM
No.82789297
>>82789292
im one of the worst people ive ever seen at all games like that desu, given up playing them and saved myself some money
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:07:50 PM
No.82789300
>>82789279
I never click on the youtube links you post
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:03 PM
No.82789301
>>82789287
There's still only two
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:08:35 PM
No.82789308
President Trump requests Greeland or Alasaka x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE15v4Gets
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:08:49 PM
No.82789309
>>82789287
this pic looks like ai desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:09:21 PM
No.82789311
like in the classic film Red Sonja where that bloke has never been cut once even though he's living in some gladiatorial slave pits.
then (spoilers) Red Sonja nicks him a bit when they're saying farewells. means he's hers, because she thinks men are property.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:09:52 PM
No.82789314
Safe passage x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:12:33 PM
No.82789324
>>82789346
Drunk on a Monday afternoon. Sort yourself out, lid.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:13:57 PM
No.82789330
>Even tho I easily could
I love how he always says this as if it's some kind of brag.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:13:58 PM
No.82789331
>>82789395
nice to see some cinematographers still understand colour grading.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:16:49 PM
No.82789346
>>82789324
Sean will never stop drinking. Alcoholism runs in his family. It's his destiny to die drunk.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:08 PM
No.82789348
so many uploafs today! mark is busy busy busyy. apple watch and desktop sold for a lovely cash injection my leeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTE8wBzuR1A
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:17:09 PM
No.82789349
The Lord of the Rings? more like The Dark of the Blues.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:20:18 PM
No.82789366
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:21:54 PM
No.82789376
what do you get from posts like
>you are bad
is it that you feel good? be honest
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:23:30 PM
No.82789380
Reuters doesn't sound American to me x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 2:25:07 PM
No.82789388
>>82789391
Hong Kong?
So China?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:25:41 PM
No.82789391
>>82789388
No no no. Fuck off
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:26:47 PM
No.82789395
>>82789400
>>82789443
>>82789331
Yeah mate I'm sure the majority of professional cinematographers have no clue what colour grading is. Thankfully though, you do. Have you got in contact with them to let them know?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:26:56 PM
No.82789396
ping pong?
so tennis?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:28:16 PM
No.82789400
>>82789414
>>82789395
you're very sarcastic today.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:29:24 PM
No.82789405
i said ping pong balls, not King Kong's balls!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:31:03 PM
No.82789412
Small penis?
So HHL?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:31:16 PM
No.82789414
>>82789443
>>82789400
I dunno, I feel like your post was pretty fucking galling all things considered so thought best not to let you get away with it.
You really were implying that the bulk (maybe all?) professional cinematographers literally don't know what colour grading is. That's absurd, lad. Maybe I couldn't let that go, but the fact that you were posting, again by implication, an example of what you thought was good colour grading showed me that not only did you make an absurd claim that's obviously untrue, but that you thought you have better knowledge of colour grading than the bulk of professional cinematographers. Again, absurd.
Maybe you were only implying you had better taste? Big stretch either way, not gonna lie.
Bottom line is I thought you needed to be taken down a peg.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:31:26 PM
No.82789417
>>82789421
ting tong from tooting
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:32:16 PM
No.82789421
>>82789427
>>82789417
Looks a bit like Sean's dad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:33:28 PM
No.82789427
>>82789421
seans dad would never wear blue its not his colour
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:34:14 PM
No.82789433
>>82789438
seen a lot of people come and go
but i know who's there for me x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:35:29 PM
No.82789438
>>82789433
I recognise a few anon lads here and there and I know they recognise me even though I'm anon. It comfy.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:36:27 PM
No.82789443
>>82789452
>>82789395
>>82789414
do you reckon this'll do?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:37:15 PM
No.82789446
>>82789516
seasideMARK out having a few jars at wetherspoons monday club am at wetherspoons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQdHOUv5DqU
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:37:57 PM
No.82789452
>>82789443
add some kisses to seal the deal
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:38:29 PM
No.82789454
>>82789457
>>82789461
>linuxlad stopped posting
bricked his OS with a bad update lmao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:39:17 PM
No.82789457
>>82789464
>>82789454
I'm linuxlad, assuming of course you mean the lad that does all the Me?... posts. Still here, still running linux, just giving the old gimmickcopter a rest.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:39:38 PM
No.82789461
>>82789454
Or in jail on nonce charges
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:39:56 PM
No.82789463
been a bit bored of posting last few months me x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:13 PM
No.82789464
>>82789465
>>82789457
fair enough. when you moving to gentoo?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:39 PM
No.82789465
>>82789464
Me? Arch for life lad x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:40:50 PM
No.82789467
>>82789485
>>82789543
anyway not to flex my credentials TOO much, but i did once live with a director of photography who has worked on adverts you've probably seen.
so when i say 'The Batman (2022) was too dark', there's weight behind it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:41:13 PM
No.82789470
just got 1 more year of security updates for windows 10
so no windows 11 for me x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 2:41:19 PM
No.82789471
ngl i feel like the drunk german in this scene rn x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO6YwNtgke0
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:43:47 PM
No.82789485
>>82789526
>>82789467
You are a jobless cretin
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:44:49 PM
No.82789492
>>82789555
Wish polaroidmong would make a fucking trip so I can filter his spam
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:45:12 PM
No.82789497
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 2:48:16 PM
No.82789507
BAUMER!!!???
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:49:21 PM
No.82789516
>>82789446
He needs a cheeky drink after all that job hunting.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:50:34 PM
No.82789526
>>82789537
>>82789539
>>82789485
this lad actually offered me a job, sort of. was on about setting me up a Mandy profile as a boom operator. he had all his own gear, just needed someone to hold the mic in place.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:23 PM
No.82789537
>>82789526
>this lad actually offered me a job
>just needed someone to hold the mic in place.
and you failed to get this job?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:31 PM
No.82789538
Internet autists have gone through thousands of hours of Hasan streams and found more times when it's clear that he's been using the shock collar on his dog. The dog is never dong anything wrong, it's just that Hasan wants her in a different spot on camera. He reaches to the exact same place he did with the big zap on Dogtober 7th and Kaya does a little hop exactly on cue. No yelping like the big one, but still so blatant.
Fuck that commie turkroach.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:52:33 PM
No.82789539
>>82789565
>>82789526
Wow you should put that on your cv how you kind of nearly were offered a job or something
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:53:11 PM
No.82789543
>>82789565
>>82789585
>>82789467
>anyway not to flex my credentials TOO much, but i did once live with a director of photography who has worked on adverts you've probably seen.
I can one-up you there lad. I've actually created adverts you've probably seen
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:55:16 PM
No.82789555
>>82789492
I haven't posted about that today, and if I was that autistic about colours I wouldn't use polaroid would I, I have been taking a few shots though and might post something later
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:01 PM
No.82789561
>>82789586
>>82789713
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:26 PM
No.82789565
>>82789613
>>82789539
yeah i came pretty close. but what put me off was, it looks too cold.
>>82789543
nice one lad. met anyone famous?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:56:43 PM
No.82789567
>sat in spoons having a ping
>some spacker is ranting about some paki with a shock collar or something
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 2:57:21 PM
No.82789570
>>82789664
>sat in spoons having a ping
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:00:12 PM
No.82789585
>>82789620
>>82789543
I haven't seen one advert in the last 10 years that didn't look like it was made by a fucking cretin so all this tells me is you're a cretin in an industry for cretins
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:00:14 PM
No.82789586
>>82789561
His food was delivered to his table by a soldier kek
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 3:00:32 PM
No.82789591
>>82789595
>>82789667
Fininishing off me weers than crashing out x
Pipe downs x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:01:13 PM
No.82789595
>>82789643
>>82789591
You crashed out a long, long time ago de lid
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:02:02 PM
No.82789601
i can smell someone's kebab, but i don't want to close my window.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:02:16 PM
No.82789603
>>82789620
Mans bragging about being an advert mans lmao
You may be familiar with my magnum opus, I like to move it move it chewit advert
Pipe down lol
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:03:23 PM
No.82789613
>>82789686
>>82789565
>nice one lad. met anyone famous?
Yeah, I met a few genuine global a-list actors when I was working in New York after my career really got going. But to be honest, for me the biggest buzz was when I first started out doing shitty ads in London and I met really low rent "celebrities." At that point everything was fresh and new and exciting to me. First well-known person I worked with was Tim Wanacott who used to present Bargain Hunt. I was buzzing because it was just so funny. I got his number and months later I prank called him in the pub with mates.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:04:31 PM
No.82789620
>>82789585
>you're a cretin in an industry for cretins
Honestly can't dispute that at all lad.
>>82789603
>I like to move it move it chewit advert
Great ad. Right up there with "Fruitella, too juicy for my nan" etc.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:06:47 PM
No.82789641
>>82789653
HHL never learned how to use chopsticks. Too much of a spacker.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 3:06:52 PM
No.82789643
>>82789595
I ain't crashed out yet lid. I'm still going strong me. Nobody is snuffing me out x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:15 PM
No.82789653
>>82789687
>>82789641
People have to be 'taught' how to use them? They seemed pretty intuitive to me desu. Not as much as a knife and fork ofc but just sort of fine to use.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:38 PM
No.82789662
>>82789671
pakkit of crisps for dinner my lads
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:42 PM
No.82789663
>>82789675
>>82789697
has anyone won anything decent with that mcdonalds monopoly game?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:50 PM
No.82789664
>>82789570
never had a ping lad?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:08:58 PM
No.82789667
>>82789591
Have you ever worked out how much you spend on booze a year?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:04 PM
No.82789668
>>82789676
>>82789678
>the volume is really loud
>everybody on the screen is African
Every british advert now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:21 PM
No.82789671
>>82789662
could've had a crisp butty
wasted opportunity
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:09:22 PM
No.82789672
>>82789681
The best utensil to eat anything with is a spoon honestly. Very idiot-proof.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:02 PM
No.82789675
>>82789689
>>82789663
>mcdonalds monopoly game
That's for kids, lad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:23 PM
No.82789676
>>82789693
>>82789668
at my dads last christmas he threw a wobbler saying every couple on telly is mixed these days
it true
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:31 PM
No.82789678
>>82789668
It is quite remarkable just how many black people are in adverts. You sound like a fucking schizo weirdo if you mention it, but it's literally true. 4% of the population and 50% of people in adverts (more or less the same for tv shows too at this point).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:53 PM
No.82789681
>>82789763
>>82789672
spoons are best for spreading butter
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:10:53 PM
No.82789682
>>82789701
They direct these advert Africans to act like twee little middle class whites. It's so weird. Blacks aren't sitting at the brunch table talking about credit card rates anywhere except advert mongs imagination.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:16 PM
No.82789686
>>82789710
>>82789613
>Tim Wanacott who used to present Bargain Hunt.
corrr did he have any stories?
>months later I prank called him in the pub with mates.
;_; bit mean
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:18 PM
No.82789687
>>82789653
"Taught" means 30 seconds of someone showing you how to hold it or figuring it out from a diagram printed on a chopsticks wrapper
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:20 PM
No.82789689
>>82789675
the prizes are cars and holidays if it were for kids the prizes would be toys and sweets
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:11:32 PM
No.82789693
>>82789676
He's not wrong though, it's become so banal to even point it out. Yes, of course that couple on TV is mixed, this is England, friend!
It's such a pervasive thing people do watchalong streams for christmas advert compilations and keep a running counter.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:01 PM
No.82789697
>>82789731
>>82789663
i've got a couple burger vouchers but am vegetarian
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:12:47 PM
No.82789701
>>82789682
As soon as their feet touch the magic soil of Britain they become Just Like You And Me, laddy. They immediately adopt British Values (TM).
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:13:39 PM
No.82789710
>>82789686
Not really. I didn't spend a lot of time chatting with him. He was much as you'd expect. We met him in the Army & Navy Club on Pall Mall and offered him 70k for half a day's work, and he said it was "a bit lean" and asked for 100k. I was on an internship getting paid 250 quid a week at the time.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:14:16 PM
No.82789713
>>82789561
10.64 for sausage, beans, chips and a pint in wetherspoons in Poole is a joke
My stepdad will change the channel if there's any sort of wog on the screen, sometimes he will turn the telly completely off and sit there grumping for 30 seconds before he turns it back on to see if the wog is gone. He also refuses to eat black jelly babies, segregates them into a separate tub for disposal.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:15:13 PM
No.82789717
>>82789724
Have you written to thank your local MP for representing your views in Parliament lately lads?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:11 PM
No.82789724
>>82789734
>>82789717
i wrote to mine to complain about a police response. he replied and the officer rang me up later to explain himself. good lad MP
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:17:45 PM
No.82789728
>>82789740
>>82789714
and would you consider this to be normal, rational behaviour?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:18:11 PM
No.82789731
>>82789697
lucky you. i got a mcflurry but i dont like icecream
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:18:33 PM
No.82789734
>>82789750
>>82789756
>>82789724
And what changed exactly? Most crime is defacto legal still; an officer saying sorry doesn't fix anything.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:31 PM
No.82789739
>>82789762
>>82789714
>He also refuses to eat black jelly babies, segregates them into a separate tub for disposal.
send 'em fokin back
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:19:51 PM
No.82789740
>>82789728
Not particularly no desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:21 PM
No.82789745
Watch UK adverts 2006 it's majority white. There was always tokens but it looked like Britain still. There's white COUPLES, a white woman and a white man who are married, had kids even, surreal isn't it. British adverts now is resident evil 5.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:26 PM
No.82789748
all right, going to email Bold Content Video Production in London, see if i can get my mate's old job. how hard can filmings things actually be?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:27 PM
No.82789749
>>82789714
Seems a bit mental desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:20:32 PM
No.82789750
>>82789734
i got a better idea of what happened and he hopefully felt bad for doing a bad job
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:21:31 PM
No.82789756
>>82789734
Not him but there isn't really any crime where I live.
>>82789739
I don't mind the jelly baby thing desu I get to eat them instead
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:22:12 PM
No.82789763
>>82789681
this is true.
weird how people put crumbs back in the butter, too. or a jar of jam/Marmite/whatever.
spoon out a glob, spread glob on bread with back of spoon. ez.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:23:15 PM
No.82789766
>>82789762
its funny imho
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:24:10 PM
No.82789774
was it woke?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:30 PM
No.82789785
>>82789762
Thought you were taking the piss, that is hilarious. The black ones are the nicest too. Much like with people.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:26:35 PM
No.82789786
>>82789802
>>82789827
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:28:41 PM
No.82789802
>>82789786
It's all white people... need to report this to OFCOM.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:29:40 PM
No.82789807
>>82790619
>>82789762
That you BIad?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:33:53 PM
No.82789827
>>82789786
Give blood one is a core memory
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:35:45 PM
No.82789837
>>82789860
i have a feeling the majority of people who post here are middle class
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:38:11 PM
No.82789848
>>82789859
Don't like it, so it's going BACK
I'll take a FULL refund please Gaben!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:39:08 PM
No.82789859
>>82789848
Babby got filtered
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:39:22 PM
No.82789860
>>82789868
>>82789837
There basically isn't a middle class under the age of 35-40 any more, lad. My parents were middle class and they were great and raised me well but I just haven't hit the same milestones at equivalent ages. Salaries are depressed, housing is an overinflated asset, family formation is prohibitive, productivity and industry are non-existent etc.
I'm a child of the middle class, but I'm barely at the upper end of lower class in terms of what I can functionally achieve and afford.
Classes are quite outdated though in describing social arrangements imo.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:40:38 PM
No.82789868
>>82789860
>There basically isn't a middle class under the age of 35-40 any more, lad. My parents were middle class and they were great and raised me well but I just haven't hit the same milestones at equivalent ages. Salaries are depressed, housing is an overinflated asset, family formation is prohibitive, productivity and industry are non-existent etc.
>I'm a child of the middle class, but I'm barely at the upper end of lower class in terms of what I can functionally achieve and afford.
>Classes are quite outdated though in describing social arrangements imo.
ok
wonder what's happened to Nick Brown. MP for Newcastle for over 40 years. nice gay bloke. resigned over 'serious allegations' last year.
i have a right to know.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:44:04 PM
No.82789888
>>82789915
>>82789870
Sorry anon it's not in the public interest :^)
Might damage the party image
No gossip for you!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:47:17 PM
No.82789901
>>82789870
We'd have to ask Chika. He probably knows.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:50:15 PM
No.82789915
>>82789888
if it's some New Labour conspiracy/purge, they'd have just said it was 'antisemitism'.
apparently it's over some sex allegations 'of the most serious nature'. i've shook hands with this man.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:51:10 PM
No.82789920
>>82789870
Most gays are paedophiles when push comes to shove
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:52:44 PM
No.82789928
>>82789942
>>82789952
Why are there so many white paedophiles?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:54:34 PM
No.82789942
>>82789947
>>82789975
>>82789928
Because the country is still 82% white. Per capita there are way more non-whites, almost to an unbelievable degree.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:55:39 PM
No.82789947
>>82789942
Can you back that up with evidence?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:56:16 PM
No.82789952
>>82789928
Define so many lad. For example in Pakistan upwards of 90% of "Street kids" homeless children have been sexually abused.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 3:58:40 PM
No.82789964
>TELL THEM ABOUT PER CAPITA.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:01:23 PM
No.82789975
>>82789942
Sexual crimes in the UK hit a "record high" back to back years 2023 and 2024 as the Boris wave leaked in to the country. Rape Crisis have reported a "staggering" increase of 15% sex offenses in Scotland alone last year, where Glasgow is the "asylum seeker capital of the UK" lol. Even redditors know the score now.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:05:42 PM
No.82790006
>>82790202
it's not whites, it's anime.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:06:00 PM
No.82790009
>>82790103
>>82790437
>Me leading an assault on Welper Regime with my based Bharati chads to save the flamingos at Flamingo Land
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:06:20 PM
No.82790013
bloody hate coffee shops, snobby shite!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:08:10 PM
No.82790018
might go for a walk just to wake up
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:11:15 PM
No.82790049
IMAGINE MY SHOCK x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:13:16 PM
No.82790058
Think the worst lately is the random bummings. You could be walking down the street and a massive purple aki golliwog just bums you. It might be for britnormie but it not for me.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:21:00 PM
No.82790103
>>82790009
Very kino webm
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:23:19 PM
No.82790121
>>82790347
Fourteen days left till UK ISP's ban 4chan.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:35:05 PM
No.82790193
Drinking a carton of orange juice every day for the past 2 weeks. My poor teeth
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:36:01 PM
No.82790202
>>82790006
Imagine posting on Facebook that you've got CP loads of times and thinking there's no way the police will ever turn up to check if you're joking or not
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:37:03 PM
No.82790208
>>82790221
What would you do if the police came to your door with a list of your 4chan posts?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:39:12 PM
No.82790221
>>82790208
I'd ask if I'm under arrest and if they have a search warrant. If they said no I'd ask them to leave and close the door.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:39:38 PM
No.82790225
>>82790297
Despite riding muh HAWG around for the past 4 years ive never took a test to actually ride it
The 1st and 2nd times ive went to take the test (it expires every 2 years) the guy has just given me the pass , sadly he isnt doing it anymore so i have to go to an actual motorcycle training place to do the test
>inb4 why have you never bothered to get the big boy test?
I am a lazy cheap piece of shit, 99% of the time im just commuting to work (4+ miles), tax, insurance and fuel are stupidly cheap , 25 quid a month in fuel is nothing tbqh, it could be less if i really tired to eco mile it but fuck that tbqh
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:41:25 PM
No.82790239
>You've made several posts mentioning keeping a 'QMEE' farm staffed entirely by Finnish Helping Frogs. Are you aware keeping them in such conditions is a serious crime? SPACCA are eager to press charges against you.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:43:31 PM
No.82790258
>>82790265
20 hours sober now me starting to feel like shit my lads
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:44:32 PM
No.82790265
>>82790258
Over 400 days sober here. The first week is the hardest, and it gets slightly better after a while but it's still hard. Stay strong lad
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 4:44:41 PM
No.82790267
>>82790337
Just woke up me. Passed out on that couch me wtf. Feel like I'm on me way out here lids x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:44:45 PM
No.82790269
Racists are usually just third rate people looking for someone to blame for not having a first rate life
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:47:55 PM
No.82790297
>>82790414
>>82790225
You mean he just writes the certificate without you actually watching the videos and going for a ride with an instructor? because there is no test, you can't really fail
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 4:48:52 PM
No.82790303
>>82790337
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 4:51:57 PM
No.82790335
>>82790361
Finishing off these wokkles x
I don't want this anymore x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:52:22 PM
No.82790337
>>82790267
>>82790303
Stop drinking you mong. Enough is enough. Get yourself in an actual care home/rehab where alcohol isn't allowed and they don't just let you be unsupervised for days on end.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:54:15 PM
No.82790347
>>82790121
they got off easy. TikTok actually has a company based here, they got fined a few million.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:56:27 PM
No.82790361
>>82790335
>I don't want this anymore x
you might have a problem mate
Genuinely worried about HHL. I had a similar period where I drank for about 2 weeks straight, tried to top myself and got sectioned for about 3 months. Please get some help before it's too late lad. I'm being completely serious.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:59:42 PM
No.82790383
>>82790417
>>82790376
What happened to you while you were sectioned?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:59:51 PM
No.82790384
>>82790376
his 'similar period' has been going on years now.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 4:59:56 PM
No.82790386
>>82790394
>>82790459
Not even into men but I really just want to get raped so I feel something
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:00:53 PM
No.82790394
>>82790411
>>82790386
you can't want to get raped.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:02:19 PM
No.82790410
Make alcohol illegal for low IQ mongs like HHL or SSM and NEETs.
Want a drink? Get a job.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:02:40 PM
No.82790411
>>82790394
You definitely can
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:03:20 PM
No.82790414
>>82790297
yes lad, i was for doing the "test" but after talking to the guy for 5 minutes he basically said "look there isnt anything i can really show you, this is just the basics, do you want me to just pass you?" ( i had a bike when i was 17 and you didnt need this cbt bollocks)
It will be good to ask this instructor about doing the big test etc, never thrown the leg over anything bigger than a 125 and im sure ive picked up some bad habits being self "taught" ( ive just been winging it the entire time kek)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:04:03 PM
No.82790417
>>82790428
>>82790383
Not much, had to be restrained a few times because I wanted to leave and kicked off. Mainly just laid in bed all day depressed as fuck. Tried to drink hand sanitiser but they took it off me a few times. I have some stories but they're a bit too personal to share
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:05:09 PM
No.82790427
Anal magician
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:05:39 PM
No.82790428
>>82790417
Did they give you anything to help with the withdrawal or was it just cold turkey get on with i
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:06:57 PM
No.82790437
>>82790009
imagine how long it took to train the animals to do that
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
!!53i4YrndgQA
10/13/2025, 5:10:07 PM
No.82790456
>>82790376
I respect your concern de lid x
Cutting right down after today x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:10:22 PM
No.82790459
>>82790476
>>82790386
Where do you live lad? If I'm not local then I'll know lads who are
What's this aesthetic called? No glib response. 90 pc of girls in London on hinge look liked this.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:12:07 PM
No.82790469
>>82790467
Gen z Thotcore
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:12:45 PM
No.82790472
girl on the bus gave me a massive smile
made me feel well cute x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:13:03 PM
No.82790476
>>82790522
>>82790459
NW
Ask them to at least use lube ta and don't be put off by me fighting, kicking, screaming and probably crying
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:14:05 PM
No.82790488
>>82790510
>Been to Sainsbury's for a bit of morning shopping. Got a BLT sandwich for brekkie and washed it down with some fresh orange juice then had nice walk around the park. Sober October off to a good start. Oh aye.
>imma celebrate keeping off the demon drink by going for a nice steak meal when them UC bennies hit me bank next week. It Sober October x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:14:42 PM
No.82790493
>>82790467
>What's this aesthetic called?
Lynchian.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:15:53 PM
No.82790502
>>82790515
>router and laptop all have green lights and say connected
>literally can't connect to any web page
The fuck is going on? Seriously how the fuck can all the diagnostics be good but the function not work?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:15:58 PM
No.82790503
>>82790540
HHL needs to convert to Islam and get a cute muslim wife that makes sure he doesn't drink and gives him sprogs
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:16:36 PM
No.82790510
>>82790488
recovery is not linear. HHL is on the sober spectrum x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:16:59 PM
No.82790515
>>82790536
>>82790502
Youre posting here rn though
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:17:18 PM
No.82790516
>>82790467
Lot lizard, I believe
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:17:38 PM
No.82790522
>>82790476
Yeah I have mates in Newcastle who are bikers and they love to (consensually) rape lads.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:17:56 PM
No.82790529
hello all
just got back from doccies
got sent a link to physiotherapy appointment
for my knuckle
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:18:30 PM
No.82790536
>>82790515
Phoneposting mate. WiFi is gone.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:18:39 PM
No.82790540
>>82790503
And the name of that cute muslim wife?
Amer "Poleaboo" Hussain
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 5:19:23 PM
No.82790545
>>82790578
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:20:26 PM
No.82790555
>>82790573
hungry
going to take a zolpidem, lose my common sense wrt saving money, then order food.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:21:11 PM
No.82790565
>>82790574
Gavin McInnes is a good lad
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:22:08 PM
No.82790573
>>82790628
>>82790555
what do you tend to order lad
i always get guilty when i deliveroo because it never tastes as a nice as i imagine and then i feel like a lazy cunt who wasted my money
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:22:12 PM
No.82790574
>>82790565
>founder of the Proud Boys
aren't they bad guys?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:22:23 PM
No.82790578
>>82790545
get to that beddingtons lid
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 5:22:59 PM
No.82790584
>>82790603
>>82790606
>>82790641
Been pushed suicides all me life x
They're cracking down on losers like me now x
It's over x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:25:17 PM
No.82790603
>>82790641
>>82790663
>>82790584
They hate young men with autism. There's a war against us. They can't stand us, they wants us humiliated, disenfranchised, broke, homeless, depressed and ultimately dead and they think it's funny. Autists are the most persecuted people in the country, by women and the state.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:25:32 PM
No.82790606
>>82790584
go to bed you'll feel better tomorrow
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 5:25:34 PM
No.82790607
>>82790615
>>82790652
>>82790664
>>82790674
>>82790686
If I was dying on the sidewalk you would walk right over me x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:26:32 PM
No.82790615
>>82790607
>sidewalk
yee haw partner
b
!ctwlL6DXYk
10/13/2025, 5:26:57 PM
No.82790619
>>82789807
Hah. No it's not mate. Still thought it was funny though.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:27:46 PM
No.82790628
>>82790694
>>82790573
wouldn't want some decent chain restaurant meal even if i had the money tbqh. will look what i can get cheap for <20 quid from local takeaways. or maybe even get in some food shopping.
always have to reheat stuff in the oven/air fryer, so might as well COOK a pizza.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:29:56 PM
No.82790641
>>82790584
>>82790603
You both have cushy lives despite doing nothing of value for anyone. This is why no one respects you. This whining that you aren't handed everything on a silver platter
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:30:32 PM
No.82790652
>>82790607
Wrong. I'd intentionally step on you.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:31:38 PM
No.82790663
>>82790603
>given free housing, bills food clothes paid for, free health care and regular income simply for existing
>I am persecuted!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:31:57 PM
No.82790664
>>82790607
I'd urinate on your face
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:32:03 PM
No.82790666
Baoding desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:33:05 PM
No.82790674
>>82790607
I would stop and go through your pockets de lid. Any sheckles I find will go towards a pint that il raise in your honour.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:34:36 PM
No.82790686
>>82790708
>>82790607
Would give you a slap for all the comments you made about the victims of rape gangs x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 5:35:31 PM
No.82790692
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:35:39 PM
No.82790694
>>82790628
fair enough lad
enjoy
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:37:54 PM
No.82790708
>>82790686
Pipe downs muppet x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:39:50 PM
No.82790725
>>82790732
>>82790768
Helperlad after he's had 20 IQ points knocked off his noggin.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:40:54 PM
No.82790732
>>82790725
dunno why oldies didnt like disabled people
always good lads
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 5:45:13 PM
No.82790768
>>82790725
Mate that webm is fucking hilarious x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:47:58 PM
No.82790788
>>82790809
>>82790819
HHL talks big here but IRL he's shy and awkward
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 5:50:11 PM
No.82790809
>>82790788
Fat slags anyway pal x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:51:00 PM
No.82790818
>>82790864
My toxic trait is eating the grated cheese that I'm supposed to be cooking with
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:51:12 PM
No.82790819
>>82790788
Was that a MILF conference?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:58:54 PM
No.82790864
>>82790910
>>82790818
What are you cooking, pal?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 5:59:50 PM
No.82790868
>>82787020 (OP)
Fife in the catalog
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 6:00:41 PM
No.82790875
Not this time
Perhaps it all hinges on tonight x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3DWn2OPwvM
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:06:48 PM
No.82790910
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:14:53 PM
No.82790947
Love watching mature porn because the moans are genuine because it's been decades since they have had a good fucking from a young stud.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 6:17:10 PM
No.82790955
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:26:00 PM
No.82791015
>>82791122
Not a not of posts in the last 20
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 6:26:36 PM
No.82791019
Reet am not gonna lie am wissed ad now
I can;t condone what happens but i support the young lids in what they do
fuck the old cunts. They let this nation rot and decline. Youth are the future x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:32:21 PM
No.82791060
Never had the heart to tell my Lostprophets adoring Apu the truth about Watkins. Told him that he retired in LA and the band went on hiatus. Tried to wean him off it and onto Hoobastank but he'd turn violent at the suggestion. Poor thing still thinks Mr Kipling is real but I daren't tell him the truth. Scared the lid will find out one day and he'll find out his entire life's been a lie.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:40:16 PM
No.82791122
>>82791015
feels like night hours innit
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:42:10 PM
No.82791136
im really tired its my own fault for drink too much the past week
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 6:42:21 PM
No.82791138
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 6:44:59 PM
No.82791159
Took me a while notice it. Alcoholism x
I was never given a heads up.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:50:19 PM
No.82791201
>>82791216
need Yanklass intervention
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:52:17 PM
No.82791216
>>82791201
Feels like just yesterday she was sending me private JOIs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 6:54:37 PM
No.82791234
she posted a couple of days ago
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 6:58:10 PM
No.82791259
They try to for alcoholizm on md#
They try to snuff me out like frosty jacks. Fuck that x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:00:47 PM
No.82791284
Devil juice devil juice
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:07:01 PM
No.82791321
>>82791386
>>82791527
frosty is dead? ;_;
>53i4YrndgQA
>71 posts
STATE of it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:10:20 PM
No.82791338
>>82791327
I mean he's keeping the place alive if wer being honest
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:13:31 PM
No.82791363
>>82791514
>>82791327
>>53i4YrndgQA
>>71 posts
>STATE of it
And you read every single one of his posts lmfao
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:17:20 PM
No.82791383
frosty is with Ian Watkins now
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:17:36 PM
No.82791386
>>82791321
Alcohol claimed in the end.
Still see his bedraggled Apu spending its poor life in and out of the frenitentiary > Helper Shelter cycle.
SSM pawning off his Apple Watch to eat beans and chips in Wetherspoons. Absolutely fucking grim.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:22:32 PM
No.82791423
>>82791440
>>82791327
Footmong on another melty over HHL. Love to see it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:23 PM
No.82791440
>>82791423
>Footmong on another meIty over HHL. Love to see it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:24:29 PM
No.82791442
>>82791498
decided to order some tiramisu and also some bits
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:23 PM
No.82791498
>>82791517
>>82791442
Mums just gone to Aldi she's bringing back a Carlos za as I like to call it
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:32 PM
No.82791500
miss when this would actually take 15-20 mins
i was a Gopuff early adopter, give me special treatment
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:30:37 PM
No.82791501
>>82791409
His dad's inheritance money must have run out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:31:47 PM
No.82791514
>>82791546
>>82791363
you fucked the formatting up big time lmaoo
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:31:59 PM
No.82791515
Idum count dropping rapidly.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:32:09 PM
No.82791517
>>82791550
>>82791555
>>82791498
cor i got these classics on a pure whim. been years.
what size are the actual pizzas? wondering if i can air fry them.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:32:51 PM
No.82791527
>>82791321
He is keeping a low profile in NYC.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:35:30 PM
No.82791546
>>82791514
>you fucked the formatting up big time lmaoo
Screaming and creasing, king?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:36:10 PM
No.82791550
https://www.oetker-professional.co.uk/product/chicago-town-deep-dish-pepperoni-5/
wondering if this means them
>>82791517 ones or if this is something you can buy e.g. for catering.
internal diameter of my air fryer basket is about 6 and a half inches.
we'll see.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:36:34 PM
No.82791554
nerve touched. oh aye x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:36:35 PM
No.82791555
>>82791517
Not sure mate I think they are 10 inches
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:38:29 PM
No.82791567
>>82791634
https://www.oetker-professional.co.uk/request-a-sample/
what's stopping us, civvies, from requesting a Dr Oetker sample?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:39:47 PM
No.82791574
For me it's Last Train Home. You?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:01 PM
No.82791577
>>82791588
>>82791409
He's the type of guy to win the lottery and end up skint again in a couple years.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:40:42 PM
No.82791583
>>82791722
Only Golden Oldfeelers remember Shippy's legendary Shipmeals.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:41:23 PM
No.82791588
>>82791928
>>82791577
>type of guy to win the lottery and end up skint again in a couple years.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:47:34 PM
No.82791634
>>82791567
Nothing is stopping you lad, go ahead, let us know how it goes
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:49:03 PM
No.82791648
>>82791409
>W-w-well yer carnt eat an apple watch, can yeh? No..no yer caarnt
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:49:11 PM
No.82791650
Every day we above ground's a great great great day
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:50:18 PM
No.82791667
>>82791722
Kate is right to snuff out parasites like HHL, they ruin the country
State of this female. Worth a shag?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:17 PM
No.82791696
>>82791717
>>82791680
She looks like SSM's daughter.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:55:25 PM
No.82791697
>>82791717
>>82791680
Why don't you ask siri you gayboy.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:57:52 PM
No.82791717
>>82791797
>>82791696
Nah this more like his daughter.
>>82791697
I don't own a smartphone.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:58:15 PM
No.82791722
>>82791583
>Shipmeals
SCREAMING
>>82791667
>Kate is right to snuff out parasites like HHL, they ruin the country
CREASE HOWL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 7:59:16 PM
No.82791729
>I don't own a smartphone
BAZINGA CREASE xD
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:37 PM
No.82791739
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:00:45 PM
No.82791742
Imagine having a overpriced pint in one of Ruth's pubs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:01:47 PM
No.82791758
I'm gonna go nandos and refill my drink with proper coke. The fuck lil kier gonna do
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:26 PM
No.82791782
>>82791803
>>82792027
Wonder what Tommy Robinson is hiding on hia phone. Reckon he's into teenage girls.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:04:48 PM
No.82791789
>Welty detected
KEK HOWL
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:21 PM
No.82791797
>>82791717
Not sure why you're lying but ok Itoddler.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:05:49 PM
No.82791803
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:14:13 PM
No.82791866
I wish pee girl would follow me on insta
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:15:20 PM
No.82791877
britfeel has never been the same ever since eva6 left us
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:18:26 PM
No.82791899
Haven't played guitar in a month. Maybe I should get back into it.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:19:21 PM
No.82791902
>>82792178
Immigrants do the jobs. I don't see any point doing something I don't really care to do. I have no ambitions anyway. Life is comfy.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:21:36 PM
No.82791923
>>82791941
pondering a third spaff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:25 PM
No.82791928
>>82791588
not right what them burglars did to his dogs.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:22:36 PM
No.82791933
pondering a third spliff
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:23:48 PM
No.82791941
>>82791950
>>82791923
back on the tiramisus
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:24:49 PM
No.82791950
>>82791941
did not mean to reply spafflad
(drunk from all this Marsala cream i rckon)
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:27:08 PM
No.82791971
>>82792022
>>82792385
Looks like HHL passed out again. Sad!
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:33:58 PM
No.82792021
watching that I Shouldn't Be Alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaofQ_y7duM
was a good one, this. watch along and yell at all the mistakes the hiker lady made. YOU know what she SHOULD have done.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:34:04 PM
No.82792022
>>82792028
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:36 PM
No.82792027
>>82791782
Probably snuff videos of Palestinian children.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:34:50 PM
No.82792028
>>82792072
>>82792022
Why do you keep passing out? Worrying desu
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:35:36 PM
No.82792038
>>82791680
Looks like she has just been thawed out from the ice age.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:36:47 PM
No.82792048
I need some help.
I am going to do a big food shop tomorrow, I have no car, I will travel to a shopping estate by bus but return by taxi though.
The three food stores i have to choose from are a Tesco Extra (large) a B&M (half size tesco) and an Aldi (half size of Tesco) and are within 100m of each other
The problem i have is that i want cheap tins to stock up for a few months and this is going to weigh a ton (figuratively) and I cant haul from one store to another (no car to dump them in while i scout the next store) so ideally i need to pick one store?
Or, get some tins of food in the cheapest and put it in a rucksack, walk to the second store and do a shop there too and then get the taxi back.
Second problem:
I've not been in any of these stores for 10 years if not more. Online prices i checked for efficiency would have me browse all the stores for the cheapest.
I dont know anyone with a car.
What to do?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:37:23 PM
No.82792052
>>82792125
someone was spamming a supposed snuff video on /tv/ the other day.
guy wanking then getting his head hacked off, but i dunno if that means it's now this secret industry like he claimed.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN
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10/13/2025, 8:38:59 PM
No.82792072
>>82792113
>>82792028
I am getting older lid. It life x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:40:24 PM
No.82792093
Why are music the only art-form where the artists are permitted to, expected of, and sometimes encouraged to drink alcohol?
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:42:29 PM
No.82792113
>>82792072
Normal 40 yr olds don't regularly pass out
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:43:05 PM
No.82792122
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:43:18 PM
No.82792125
>>82792146
>>82792052
oh, Vice says it's real.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/snuff-movie-the-vietnamese-butcher-13k/
shiiit.
but i dunno, surely people have sold murder videos as porn before.
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:45:33 PM
No.82792146
>>82792125
3 guys 1 screwdriver was paid like funded by someone
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:47:00 PM
No.82792162
Think I'll give the next thread a miss, see you on Wednesday x
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:47:31 PM
No.82792168
seen thousands of real deaths since 2022
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 8:49:14 PM
No.82792178
>>82791902
>Life is comfy
Your life? Comfy? Lol don't make me fucking laugh lad, your life is awful and you tell us every day
Anonymous
10/13/2025, 9:11:47 PM
No.82792385
>>82791971
he's just recharging before continuing his antics
he got wiger energy x