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Anonymous No.82787739 [Report] >>82787748 >>82787795
I became a conservative because I can no longer jack off to my video games.
Anonymous No.82787748 [Report]
>>82787739 (OP)
>I became a conservative because I'm too stupid to program my own games.
That makes sense.
Anonymous No.82787768 [Report]
Conservatism says you shouldn't masturbate or play video games in the first place, instead you should go to the wagie cagie and be a slave for a billionaire so you can get married to a 30+ year old roastie and have an autistic child with her that you then blame on vaccines.
Anonymous No.82787795 [Report] >>82787870
>>82787739 (OP)
>hurr durr I can't get off to this certified baddie
Go crash grindr then
Anonymous No.82787812 [Report] >>82787822
Only white and Asian girls should be in video games. Art is supposed to be beautiful. Thank you.
Anonymous No.82787813 [Report] >>82787845
It's genuinely crazy that some grad school vlogger made a YouTube video like 14 years ago about sexualization of women in video games, and now as a direct result I have to watch democracy fall to a fascist takeover globally.
Anonymous No.82787822 [Report]
>>82787812
they hated anon for he told them the truth
Anonymous No.82787845 [Report]
>>82787813
democracy is fake and gay anyways
Anonymous No.82787870 [Report]
this >>82787795
It is not that they aren't hot, they are cringe, just cringe, our one escape from a society that makes it clear it now hates white men has been filled with ridiculous wokeslop.

According to political theory we are only supposed to rebel when we begin to starve or when the police start bludgeoning our faces in, but I might well rebel purely out of boredom. It is 2025, we are in a period of enormous technological advancement and prosperity, we should be happy, happier than we've ever been, yet society and culture is just utter shit and keeps getting worse and it robs us of all this potential happiness. They couldn't just leave the games alone, they couldn't even hold to the strategy of keeping us distracted and living in fantasy until they complete their takeover.

It is the same with transwomen. They couldn't say "men can be women? ridiculous, let's not associate BLM and the ADL with this cause, they would only be an embarrassment", in their arrogance they decided "aha! another humiliation ritual we can lump on wypipo, let's push this shit on them, hard". It is little things like this that show us how demonic these people really are.