Thread 82789832

The only reason you'd ever want to see a pathetic average person like me is a humiliation ritual. When you can see giant beach ball tits and literal supermodels take a 20 inch dildo up their asshole for free, why in the fuck would you ever care to see someone like me who's totally ordinary?

"Oh yeah, I could totally see supermodels get fucked in every hole at once, but I'm really horned up for a slightly below average, MID as fuck, semi flat chested pale freckled dork instead!"

You think I don't have you creeps figured out? You think you're being slick don't you? You expect me to believe you'd actually prefer to see me over some super model beauty queen? Its all just a fucking humiliation ritual. You just want my nudes so you can fucking make fun of me and humiliate me, and so that you can feel a sense of power and control. This is why men are such fucking shitbags, why all of you can just fuck right off, "Oh noes nobody loves me" boo fucking hoo, you probably look better than me on your worst day, and you still want my nudes as some sort of prize or trophy.

>>82789832 (OP)
I don't care about getting nudes from chicks online (I have sex irl), just here to say that giant beach ball tits are gross.

>>82789832 (OP)
Stop chasing abusive fuckboys and settle for an ugly incel like me. I promise I'll never cheat on you or ask you for nudes.

>>82789832 (OP)
>I could totally see supermodels get fucked in every hole at once
that's cucked. having a girl send you nudes specifically (inherently chad-like) is better than watching some scripted porn video (inherently cucked)
>that pic
actually made me chuckle
>you probably look better than me on your worst day
I got that south european dad build, what's yours?

>>82789832 (OP)
A nude is personal. It's just for you, of the person you(allegedly) care about. An emotional spike, a way to say "I know you want this. Enjoy this gift." Without making any form of contact.
Is it perverse? Yes. It's supposed to be. But if someone really does love or lust after you, that's a precious gift to them.
>something about balloon-tits and size queens
Those harlots are nothing more than a temporary grip in the mind of a person not addicted to porn. Thots are temporary, love is eternal.
Your mental construct of men reeks of unresolved trauma and potential father issues.

No, I want to see your naked body because it's attached to you.

Because, presumably by that point, we've talked for a bit and I've gained an emotional attachment to you. So now I want to see you bare more to me to deepen our intimacy.

Pretty standard stuff?

>>82789832 (OP)
No it's because we're jeets and we wanna goon to your boobs and vegana SAAARRR
DO NOT REDEEM YOUR NUDES SAAAAR NOOO STOPPPP DON'T SEND THEM TO CHAD SAAR STOOOPPP!!! NOOOOO

>>82789832 (OP)
I know some guys simp out like crazy for those models and onlyfans whores, but i can tell you not everyone is into that

Me for example, i find so many of the supermodels and "10/10" famous women guys go crazy for completly unattractive. Examples like Taylor Swift, sydney sweeny, margot robbie, ice spice (holy fuck that one is ugly) and so on.

On the other hand freckles are so goated. If a cute freckled semi flat chested dork send me a nude or just told me she likes me and wants to go out, it would mean 100x more to me than any bullshit porn bimbo. But cute girls like you think we wouldnt cherish you, so they just dont go for us, and us, well, we dont think we would have a shot with cute girls like you, so we are too shy to ask you out

>>82789832 (OP)
>I'm really horned up for a slightly below average, MID as fuck, semi flat chested pale freckled dork instead!
Yes, women are so fucking retarded

>>82789832 (OP)
>slightly below average, MID as fuck, semi flat chested pale freckled dork
that brings an image to my mind. you made me remember a girl I used to talk with, i jacked to her nudes, too

>slightly below average, MID as fuck, semi flat chested pale freckled dork instead
oh god..uh..grrr...AAAAHHH FUCK IM CUMMING AAAAAAHH!!

>>82789832 (OP)
Its more intimate with a foid you know and talk to often, retard.

>>82789832 (OP)
>slightly below average, MID as fuck, semi flat chested pale freckled dork instead
I put this in an image generator and holy fuck, OP give me all your nudes right fucking now

>>82789832 (OP)
>When you can see giant beach ball tits and literal supermodels take a 20 inch dildo up their asshole for free, why in the fuck would you ever care to see someone like me who's totally ordinary?
Have you considered that maybe I'm looking for company rather than to have you be my personal porn star? That's like saying there's no point in dating me when you can get a ribbed 9 inch dildo instead.

Actually it's an ego boost to know a girl would expose herself for you and share something so sensitive and compromising.

>FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Sorry what was that? I am masturbating to your nudes, I got them from your friends while you wrote that shit out, whore.

>You expect me to believe you'd actually prefer to see me over some super model beauty queen?
Imagine you are talking to this girlfailure at a party or whatever and you show her DMs of you rejecting some 10/10 gigastacey because you only want her dumb girlfailure ass lol. Imagine her opening and closing her mouth like an idiot trying to say something in response but you just smile warmly at her and hold her hand and she's blushing really hard

>>82789832 (OP)
Who tf cares about nudes lol I want a girl that has OP's angry femcel energy and screams at me after I come home back from work 6 hours late drunk af, too bad this is a larp.

>>82789832 (OP)
You are chasing abusechads, how about aiming for a normal guy? this is how you ''girls'' turn feminist because you keep dating abusechads with 20 other girls in his DMs and then think all men are like that.

>>82789832 (OP)
>but I'm really horned up for a slightly below average, MID as fuck, semi flat chested pale freckled dork instead!"
You made this thread to get off on the attention didn't you?
at least actually post pics, don't just leave us hanging

>>82790354
hes gonna leave you hanging stupid fucking faggot nigger, OP post your dick pic so these faggot nigger monkeys know they're faggots

>>82789832 (OP)
I've done all kinds of flirtatious and sexual stuff with people online and I've never once asked someone to "send me nudes" as a means of escalation, seems like some real hylic shit.

>>82789832 (OP)
I don't know why anyone sends nudes, its fucking retarded

>>82790433
youre fucking retarded, pussyfaf

>>82790520
>nude enjoyer
porn exists goon boy. Meanwhile real people have good reasons to want their privacy.

>>82790544
doesnt matter nigger if you want privacy disconnect your internet go live in the woods and hunt your own food otherwise youre hiding behind a tor router for nothing

>>82790563
whats my IP? where do i live? etc...

you don't know because we have some measure of anonymity from one another.

>>82790594
>were anonymous oink oink
>nooo dont post titties that will get lost in the sea that is the internet b-because just dont!
faggot,nigger,killyourself

>>82789832 (OP)
Are you the Turkish girl I played Cyber Hunter over in-game voice chat with? You told me my fortune with coffee.

>>82789832 (OP)
>slightly below average, MID as fuck,
Nice so you're actually attainable
>semi flat chested pale freckled dork instead!"
Great, so you're actually my type too

Guarantee you'd be hot to me. Too bad when I try to meet anyone on /soc/ it's all just fat black/brown women.

>>82789832 (OP)
This is 100% a man with autogynophelia but in the of case its not. CHECK MATE RETAED IM THE ONE THAT GETS OF AT BEING HUMILATED NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND

>>82790605
>noises
k

>>82790661
>trying so hard not to sperg
O K

>>82789832 (OP)
You see being average as an insult
Your own brain is your worst enemy