Thread 82790552

What do robots prefer? Big butt or big boobs?

>>82790552 (OP)
Butt ebbery time desu

>>82790552 (OP)
both. I wanna brrrrrrrppprprprp some big tiddies, and I wanna PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT some big ass

>>82790552 (OP)
a debate that will never end, i personally prefer huge boobs

Both. I'm normally an ass man, but in this image, I wanna drown in Morrigan's titties more.

>flat
>flat
>angry about both
Perfection

>>82790552 (OP)
Neither. Both are worth equally much, there is no choosing just one unless you start going into homosexual mind games of liking only ass but not even being aware of breasts, or only liking breasts and manually being blind to ass

There is not a single ass or tits man who is 100% just that-man, if they are they're just gay

I care 100x more about buttocks

>>82790552 (OP)
can i have a big heart instead?
i'd much prefer a girl to love than to lust over, as much as they're not mutually exclusive

>>82790552 (OP)
Big boobs, mainly because fake boobs and fake butts both look like shit. But a good natural butt can be built with exercise. With boobs, you either have nice big ones, or you don't...

>>82790552 (OP)
what purpose does having two sets of wings serve

>>82791174
Aerodynamics. Having a big chest makes flying straight a hassle

>>82790552 (OP)
I'm still not over one of my exes from years ago who had the most mindblowing ass. Those cakes haunt my every fap.

>>82790552 (OP)
What about a third more nefarious thing?

id rather have a modest amount of both by far 100%
if i have to ill say boobs though

>>82790552 (OP)
i jerk off to tits like 99% of the time

>>82790552 (OP)
I prefer boobs, so I can press them into my chest while kissing her

>>82790552 (OP)
big butt makes their upper body look smaller and weaker. it's actually big butt, skinny arms, recessed chin, big eyes, then puffy tits with big nips.

>>82790552 (OP)
Why is green hair girl jealous when her ass is obviously fat too? So greedy...

>>82790552 (OP)
big heart (for me)

>>82790552 (OP)
Mommy's life giving breasts, of course.

>>82790552 (OP)
>Lilith
>curves
stupid dumb fan artist scum

I mainly just consider it in terms of essentials. Big tits are nice, but a luxury. It looks fucking weird if a woman has huge tits but nothing in the hips/ass department. Meanwhile, the opposite isn't an issue.

>>82790552 (OP)
breasts, for sure. i like breasts. busty girls > ass girls all day everyday

its not even a remote competition. a flat ass with massive breasts makes any girl invisible. if she has both thats nice. its cute. but i dont care about ass i just like big breasts

>>82790552 (OP)
I want to die being smothered by a woman's breasts, I'd pay for it.

>>82791804
Artists always do this cope with flat characters but often titcow characters are more endowed in the ass department as well.

>>82790552 (OP)
I can deal with a flat chest but not a flat butt except under the most extraordinary circumstances of facial beauty and personal charm

>>82791549
If she's pregnant or stuffed with food then yeah, sure

>>82790552 (OP)
Ass. Is this even a question. I prefer smaller tits anyway

Neither. Wide hips, long hair and petite body.

>>82790552 (OP)
Big booba always.

>>82792196
Full of air.

>>82790552 (OP)
Tits and its not remotely close

>>82791170
Agreed literally any woman can have a nice ass if she eats right and does enough squats. Big titties are a gift from our ancestors from hundreds of thousands of years of selective breeding. Ass guys are low IQ.

>>82792324
If a woman has small tits you can roll the dice with pregnancy tho. Some blow up and keep the tits despite being borderline flatties before

>>82790552 (OP)
don't care just don't be fat or have loose skin

>>82792337
Ya that's not a bet I'm willing to take if she's a flattie to start I'm out. I don't want kids anyways.

I'm a faggot but I definitely prefer pecs over ass.

>>82790552 (OP)
big boobs. DD and above is my ideal. How do I talk to a femanon who fits that? I like chubby girls too.
I know it sounds shallow, but I can't help it. .

>>82791170
>>82792324
Wrong. Muscle ass is gross it doesn't give off the same health signifiers as a natural ass.

>>82792324
Nah, there's a huge difference between a naturally nice ass and a gym ass

>>82792324
Tits are a fake ass. A parody

>>82790552 (OP)
I hate feminists because we barely get characters in video games like this anymore due to their incessant whining about seeing a hot girl in a game.

>>82792547
Let devs what they want to make, moshe. It's not out fault every game isn't a stellar blade lmao

>>82792547
Feminism is just a fancy word for jealousy. Cosplayers still dress up as sexy versions of video game characters.

This might be weird and I'm not sure if other ass enthusiasts would agree but ass is better because girls poop from there. And no I'm not a scat fetishist I think poop is totally gross. Is anyone with me on this?

>>82792516
What do I have to do to talk to you, femanon?

>>82790552 (OP)
Small chest, thick thighs

>>82790552 (OP)
I like small boobs + big butt, it is the blessed combo that ignites the fire in my soul

>>82790552 (OP)
face and personality, but if I HAD to choose then ass. big ass small tits >big tits no ass. them's the rules

>>82791174
they are vestigal. in anime these type of characters can fly with magic

>>82792281
right just looks unstable. bitch gon tip over
>>82792324
so why dont tit cows also do squats and have the best of both worlds? could it be it's not that simple and to have a real dumpy is also genetic

Correct, a real dumpy is genetics.
Everyone has fart meat, but only some have CHEEKS.

>>82791618
recessed chin? :o

>>82793085
yeah recessed chins make foids look cuter

>>82790552 (OP)
Boobs are more aesthetic (most of the time) while a fat ass feels better on my dick

>>82790552 (OP)
Big BOOOBS. Giant chesticles. Huge hooters. Mega mahungagongas. Just big haloobadoobagodogas

>>82793097
FALSE. It makes them look like Oblivion NPCs.
Recessed chin = ugly regardless of gender.

>>82790552 (OP)
butts always 100% fat asses

>>82793130
what a cute lil' foid on the left. give me that lil' cutie with a lil' recessed chin

>>82792539
I want to licky her anal labia desu

>>82790552 (OP)
neither.
Flat is justice. I want an ironing-board flat GF.
Tho the butt should have a nice shape, it doesn't have to be big for that, but if it looks like pic related I might have issues.

Butt is nice. You can hug a girl and then grab her ass. You can hug her from behind and she will grind on you with her ass. You can fuck her pussy doggy style and you slam into her and her butt gives some cushion. You don't need to be into anal, face sitting, or rimming to enjoy a good ass.

Big boobs are amazing.
Big ass is great, but not as amazing as big boobs.
Small boobs are fine but not ideal.
Small ass is gross.

>>82793305
What the fuck. Why do they look like that?

>>82793305
"mas triste que el culo de yoko ono"

It really depends on the day. But I will say the strongest feelings of lust I've ever had were toward girls with small breasts and big asses.