Thread 82799311

>want to be baptised and accept Christ so bad
>none of my friends or relatives are Christian or even religious so I won't have anyone to go to church with or share my faith

>wanting abrahamic schizophrenia
why?

>>82799343
Because I know deep in my heart that Christ is real and is my saviour. If you don't understand, that's fine.

>>82799365
I understand, I was an evangelical Baptist for years. The kind that go door to door to preach Jesus.
You know what that got me? Fuck all.
Something good happens in your life? Praise God
Something bad happens in your life? It must be the devil
It took me years to come to the conclusion that its just a fucking death cult that ruins societies.

>>82799418
Fair enough, I feel like I've had the opposite journey in that I've been an atheist my entire life, but have come to Christ, realizing how evil that ideology is.

>>82799311 (OP)
>>none of my friends or relatives are Christian
Lucky guy.
Gosh I hate abrahamic religions so much I wish Roman emperors had doubled down on the persecution

>>82799365
>I know deep in my heart that I was indoctrinated since childhood into the right religion
A self confirming bias

>>82799449
>realizing how evil that ideology is.

>not having dangerous make-believe from antiquity
>this is a sinister ideology

How I can tell you're a liar without you telling me you're a liar.

You don't know I sick I get of atheism being compared to religion when it is literally the lack of a religion. The only ideology requirement for atheism is "No, I don't pretend ghosts are real nor do I self-induce schizophrenia with a group of weirdos."

>>82799449
You were never an atheist, sheep. You can only pretend so anonymously. In reality your mommy taught you how to pray.

>>82799311 (OP)
>>none of my friends or relatives are Christian or even religious so I won't have anyone to go to church with or share my faith
I wish I were in your position. I fucking HATE being in a family of religious fanatics. I could have been married to a hot pre-op trans woman by now

>>82799478
>it is literally the lack of a religion
No it isn't, the assertion that ghosts are not real is technically a fundamentalist belief about spirits. You're a straight-up fundie.

>>82799494
It's an assertion of skepticism until evidence is produced.
>The fundamentalist believing in bronze age mythology calls others fundamentalists
The irony

>>82799480
My parents are not religious, and none of my family is. I wouldn't call my parents atheists or agnostics because, honestly, I don't think they ever thought about it that deeply, but I was an atheist.

>>82799478
My interaction with non-religious and atheistic people has not been good.

>>82799475
Because spiritual experiences don't make sense, dude, that's the point. The more I pray, the more I read the Bible, and the closer I feel to Christ, the better I feel, and the more I begin to love life. It's not something I can even explain unless you have felt it.

>>82799514
>It's an assertion of skepticism until evidence is produced.
That's agnosticism, not atheism.

>>82799494
>the assertion that ghosts are not real is technically a fundamentalist belief about spirits
No. It's not an "assertion" that ghosts don't exist. You idiots claim the dead keep living, it's not on me to "assert" that your fairy tales are bullshit. It's on you to prove any of your garbage. Hell, prove your savior actually existed on planet Earth with something besides second-hand accounts. I dare you to try.

>>82799562
>Experience with non religious wasn't good
But your experience with the insufferable proselytism, smugness and sanctimoniousness of the religious people was just your cup of tea?
If that was true, you'd be in church with them. But instead you came to preach in the most degenerate godless corner of the internet.
Religion is a lie and it's fitting that you use lies to propagate it.

>>82799611
There are plenty on non-religious people who have had encounters with ghosts. How you explain it away or ignore it is a matter of worldview.

>>82799571
Wrong. Agnosticism is neutrality. Atheism is disbelief until compelling evidence is produced. Learn your lesson

>>82799630
>neutrality
>disbelief until compelling evidence is produced
Disbelief is neutral, not negative. We're not in some competition. I'm just some anonymous person.

>>82799620
The same way we "explain" the voices that your zombie kike god listened to.
The folly of men. Schizophrenia. The blind are leading the blind

>>82799640
>Disbelief is neutral
Wrong again. Disbelief isn't neutral. Agnosticism simply doesn't take a stand. Atheism takes the stand that is supported by evidence, whatever it is.

>>82799643
That's your explanation, and other believe that sometimes it's FUCKING REAL. And since there's no way to measure these experiences that anyone can think of, we're all stuck guessing with our own perspectives blinding how confident we should be.

>>82799616
Dude, I was not raised Christian, I've never been proselytised. I came to Christ purely through the internet. I was lamenting the fact that I have no one to share my faith with, and that if I were to be baptised, my parents or friends probably wouldn't show up.

>>82799562
>My interaction with non-religious and atheistic people has not been good.
Why? Because they refuse to entertain your delusions and superiority complex that comes from the authority of a desert ghost? Because you're a retard that talks down to people on account that you have an imaginary friend that created the universe and they somehow think that's hilarious and stupid?

>>82799562
>The more I pray, the more I read the Bible, and the closer I feel to Christ
That is, you are ignoring whatever the bible is actually telling you, and all the horrors and atrocities it purported, in favor of your shallow feelings of being included in the VIP club.

>>82799562
Funny the more I read the bible, the more my faith in christ died. Nothing makes an atheist like knowing the bible.
>I feel better and love life
>Still proselytizing on the incel board
I dread to think about the life hating version of you.

>>82799649
>Disbelief isn't neutral.
Let's agree to disagree.
>Agnosticism simply doesn't take a stand.
Yes it does, Carl Sagan was a very outspoken agnostic.
>Atheism takes the stand that is supported by evidence
Including if Jesus Christ came down and said, "Yep, I'm God, check me out dudes," but then that wouldn't be atheism at all because that would include a God, and so you're talking about agnosticism, "I don't have gnosis and am not in the know unless it is supported by evidence"

>>82799663
>Still became a proselytizer
A tragedy.
If only you were telling the truth about all the religious indoctrination you were being exposed to. Former atheists don't become preachers and faith mongerers. People raised by the cult do.

>>82799655
>it's FUCKING REAL
>Unprovable, no evidence, doesn't survive actual experimentation and scrutiny
Religious themes are very common in the delusions of the mentally ill. You should visit your local hospice, you will find several people who have heard the voice of god.
Mental illness is indeed real.

>>82799713
I prayed to the big invisible ghost to get me pussy and the mad lad did it. I don't care if I'm insane, I get sex.

>>82799692
Neutrality is neither belief nor disbelief. Atheists take a stand, opposite to religious people, where agnostics don't.

>>82799718
>It was the creator of the universe that granted me sex
>Not my efforts or the willingness of my sexual partner
at least you are okay with your own insanity.

>>82799663
>I came to Christ purely through the internet.
Uh huh, the internet made religion seem cool. Liar.

>>82799723
>Neutrality is neither belief nor disbelief.
*DING!*
>Atheists take a stand,
*DING!*
>opposite to religious people,
*DING!*
>where agnostics don't.
Ameeeen

>>82799728
My partner also credits God with being her wingman so yeah it's all about Jesus.

>>82799692
>ncluding if Jesus Christ came down and said, "Yep, I'm God, check me out dudes,"
>Dies humiliated
>"Comes back to life"
>Disappear right away for centuries
You should read more about ancient mythologies, jesus was only one of many fake prophets who were said to be martyrs who were resurrected through sacrifice.

>>82799731
The atheist will say "jesus is a fake prophet and Yahweh is a myth" where the agnostic will just shrug and say "I don't know".

>>82799742
>Pussy whipped into a religion
>Still proselytizing in the incel board
Pathetic display of lying for (you)s. I guess god is not filling that hole that only 4chan can fill.

>>82799753
Did you say, "Atheism takes the stand that is supported by evidence, whatever it is." ?

>>82799759
Not an incel safe space, nothing wrong with shit posting and using industrial-grade filters

>>82799761
And the evidence available for us is that the man claiming to be god 2k years ago was indeed lying.

>>82799770
And it is an integral part of your shitposting to make up lies about the impact of religion in your life to make it more appealing
Meanwhile you are still sulking in the incel thread, so whatever god did for you, it still couldn't save you from this place.

>>82799781
You can choose to take or leave that, but there could still be other evidence that you'd have to take into consideration if it became available, and if it proved that God were real, then it would contradict the claim that atheism is evidence-based.

>>82799786
I'm telling the truth in a religion thread. OP never said he was an incel. He even said that he has friends, which means he's not some total social retard.

>>82799797
>there could still be other evidence that you'd have to take into consideration if it became available
You too, sweetie. If evidence ever comes around the block that another religion is true and not your kike zombie god, your whole faith will be in trouble.

>>82799797
If man made mythology became evidence based, there would be no more atheism as we know it.

>>82799808
Hmm yes that very true. It sure would be embarrassing if the sky ripped open and a dude with an elephant face popped out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM6LfoUshY4

>>82799807
>The arrogance of the religious fanatic claiming ownership of the truth
Shocking. You are proselytizing in the incel thread.
No matter how many wonders god did to you, he couldn't save you from this place lmao

>>82799812
>there would be no more atheism
No, some people would still choose to disbelieve despite evidence and say it's fake.

>>82799824
It's not an incel thread because I am in it and I have sex. Also, /r9k/ isn't terrible if you use filters. You basically admitted that you hate it here and torture yourself. LMAO at your life.

>>82799825
These people would be a new religion in on itself, defying the evidence available to them. Just like christians do it today.

>>82799833
>I love the incel board so much I come here to proselytize my religion even though I will get nothing but scorn
The difference between you and I, is that one of us is honest. The other is a christcuck
Jesus filled your holes but not the one that only the incel board could fill lmao

>>82799858
Persecute me harder daddy uwu

>>82799833
It's an incel board and you're here casting pearls to the pigs which is the opposite of what your god told you to do.
Honestly my dude, as any other religious person, pretending is your game. You belong in the incel thread more than you do in church. That's why you're here.

>>82799729
There are lots of good Christian channels on YouTube, though. You seem to be just forever stuck in your fedora tipping 2014 new atheist phase, when reality has shown through the trans and gay shit just how evil and morally hollow atheists are.

Christ is coming back in a big way with young men and the demons are TERRIFIED

>>82799878
Shitposting is "casting pearls to pigs?" (Matthew 7:6) I didn't even quote any scripture.

>>82799881
If these channels were any good they wouldn't be worshipping kike mythology.
>christian due to lgbtphobia
Who could have predicted this?
Didn't jesus praise the eunuchs in the temple?

>>82799890
Proselytizing to people who don't want to hear it is what jesus referred to, you are so ignorant about the text you supposedly worship.

>>82799897
The OP literally said, "want to be baptised and accept Christ so bad." Are you lost?

>>82799881
>Christ is coming back in a big way with young men
No more than islam, lmao.
You think that's a good thing? Open a history book and take a peak at what happened to societies where christcuckery was big with the people.
As any other person arguing in bad faith, you ignore the part where the armies of christ are divided in hundreds of sects that all hate each other

>>82799902
In the incel board, you drooling retard.
He's "religious" thread is filled with people denouncing his faith when his dead kike god told him to get away from these people and places like 4chan.
But 4chan fills the hole in his soul like no kike god ever could

>>82799918
Not an incel board and never will be

>>82799910
Christianity is coming back because there are real demonic evil forces at work. Why do you think women are obsessed with murdering their own children in the womb via abortion? Why do you think the media is promoting that men cut off their genitals, pump their bodies full of hormones and pretend to be women?

>>82799929
Literally an incel board. Never a christcuck board and never will be.
>Religious fag is in denial
Typical

>>82799931
>Why do you think women are obsessed with murdering their own children in the womb via abortion? Why do you think the media is promoting that men cut off their genitals, pump their bodies full of hormones and pretend to be women?
Billionaires.

>>82799936
You are a fundamentalist atheist. deal with it fundie

>>82799945
Nothing about that makes sense in a materialist context, though. Billionaires want more children to be born; it's not in their interest for society to decline. Destroying society and human lives for no material gain can only be explained in a spiritual context.

>>82799931
Christianity never went away because people like you are desperate for meaning and will put reason aside in exchange for any cult that gives you a semblance of community and a promise of reward, no matter the price.
But be careful, the same invisible hand that pushed you to the intellectual radicalism of hebrew mythology, can push others to different flavours of radicalism. Islam is known for spreading quicker and more efficiently than your kike zombie god ever dreamed of.

>>82799957
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
1 Timothy 6:10

>>82799950
What's my canonical text? What's my tenant? What are my doctrines and dogmas?
>Christcuck can only project his own flaws
That's religion 101

>>82799969
>What's my canonical text? What's my tenant? What are my doctrines and dogmas?
Here you go, printed the bulletin for your first service

>>82799931
Your hatred for free women and free queers made you a christian?
Seems like you're believing for all the wrong reasons. What are you, a repressed tranny?

>>82799976
>My dogma is disbelief until evidence
Your dogma is a 3 thousand page book ordering genocide and other atrocities
That's the difference between a real fundamentalist and an actual person

>>82799931
>Why do you think women are obsessed with murdering their own children in the womb via abortion? Why do you think the media is promoting that men cut off their genitals, pump their bodies full of hormones and pretend to be women?
I'll take that over your kike god rule any day

>>82799995
So you're agnostic? Because atheism is fundamentalist.

>>82799999
Not really. Agnosticism makes no claims. Atheism is based on the evidence reliable to us that human made mythology is fake. Atheism is evidence based.
You are a fundamentalist worshipping bronze age mythology which is why you accuse others of being what you are.

>>82800012
Atheism is not evidence-based, because it means "no god" belief, a-theist. If there were, hypothetically, evidence given for God, then the evidence-based view could not be atheism, since it would have to accept God. So, the evidence-based view is agnosticism.

>>82800022
Atheism is based on the current evidence available to us, which points to hebrew mythology being fake.

>>82800022
>god" belief, a-theist. If there were, hypothetically, evidence
Then atheists would change en masse and atheism would be forever changed
Right now it's in line with the available evidence which makes you wrong

>>82800028
Current scientific evidence. You can still have personal experiences that convince you to be religious. Agnosticism is also based on the current evidence available to us.

>>82799998
More unborn children have been murdered via abortion than all the wars and atrocities combined. If you cannot see that it is demonic, I am not sure what I can say.

>>82800036
>Current scientific evidence
Meaning that currently atheism is evidence based no matter how hard that makes a christcuck like you cry.

>>82800036
>My personal experience makes me believe in jewish fairy tales
We have a name for that, it's called insanity. The same reason why jesus heard voices

>>82800052
>>82800060
I never said that Christianity was a rational worldview. In fact, no worldview is rational. Everything provable is built upon unprovable assumptions. That's simply how language works. You're free to call what I believe ridiculous, but you must be open to your beliefs being ridiculous as well. Nothing came out of nothing one day for no reason and now you have to pay taxes. I'm sorry, but that's fucking ridiculous.

>>82800050
Your god ordered kids to be murdered several times, which makes your claims disingenuous at least.
In fact how many unborn children were murdered in his multiple genocidal campaigns? Only god knows

>>82800071
>Everything provable is built upon unprovable assumptions
Axioms are necessary to build up any philosophical argument, including mathematics.
That is a far leap from believing actual myths with magic

>>82800091
Axioms are myths :B

>>82799931
>promoting that men cut off their genitals
I wonder where I heard that one before...

>>82800094
>Axiom: a point is adimensional; a = b and b = c therefore a = c
>Myth: god wants you to cut off your foreskin, also worship this dead kike or suffer forever. Pay 10% of your income to us
No wonder how you fell for religion being so intellectually challenged.

>>82800114
Atheists still pay taxes

>>82800071
>Nothing came out of nothing
A far cry from saying this particular tribe of desert nomads were enlightened with the rules of the universe that conveniently put them as gods favourite people and instructs them how to trade slaves at the market

>>82800120
You pay taxes and on top of that you give your money to the church, doubling your level of stupidity

>>82800123
It would be easier to take you seriously if you removed the plank from your own eye before helping your brother with the speck in theirs.

>>82800071
>>82800120
>Hates taxes
>"I will worship a dead jew now and give money to his representatives. That will show tax collectors!"
The peak of religious sagacity

>>82800127
I give my money to charities and straight-up homeless dudes

>>82800133
That's not even the context of the verse and it doesn't apply here. For a supposed christcuck you are certainly ignorant about the book you worship.

>>82800141
And you proselytize your faith in the kike god to incels online, which is the fullest extent of your faith.

>>82800148
It's a sin to be embarrassed about the ridiculousness of existence. If you want to help a Christian with their embarrassing beliefs, reconcile your own first.

>>82799311 (OP)
>I am an impressionable young chud brainwashed by right wing christian grifters
Many such cases.

>>82800071
>Nothing came out of nothing
If you have to believe in cosmogony to sleep better at night, keep clear from bronze age mythology, specially abrahamic.
Those people worshipped fear and ignorance, their deities were wrathful and vindictive like you would expect from desert people.

>>82800160
You seem to confuse me with a grifter selling his ideology. I'll leave that to christcucks, thank you.
I'm merely doing my job making sure that religiousfags know this isn't their place.

>>82800185
KEK father aurochs going "I'm not the momma"

>>82800194
>You seem to confuse me with a grifter selling his ideology.
>I'm merely doing my job
That's actually what a grifter would say :think:

>>82800206
Mate you're the one who made a whole thread to proselytize your religious zealotry and couldn't help but justify it with "abortion" and trannies.
I'm literally calling you out. You're ashamed now? Telling.

>>82799931
>promoting that men cut off their genitals
Just like the bible

>>82800229
>Mate you're the one who made a whole thread to proselytize your religious zealotry and couldn't help but justify it with "abortion" and trannies.
>I'm literally calling you out. You're ashamed now? Telling.
You were talking with a different poster, I'm the one with a wife and the "everything is absurd" take. Jesus said "do not judge," so I'm not one to judge if an abortion or gender-affirming care takes place. God is the judge.

>>82800265
>A wife
>Still proselytizing in the incel board
Careful now, lying is a sin

>>82800283
Still not an incel board and never will be

>>82800299
You're still pretending to have a wife as you proselytize in the incel board. Christcucks can't get any lower

>>82800334
OK med time for you

>>82799311 (OP)
I don't how you can believe in Jesus in 2025. Its obvious he isn't real. Ive prayed to him many times and he just didn't show up or talk to me.

I didn't even need him to fix me life, if he just spoke to me or appeared to me, the knowledge that he's real would've fixed my life. If God wouldn't even do that for me in my time of crisis it obviously means he isnt real. It's all just cope.

>>82800339
go back to church, cuck. Your jew god has no dominion here

>>82800361
People who have willingly deluded themselves into belief will say you didn't delude yourself hard enough. Rationality is the death of faith

>>82800362
You just seem obviously personally bothered by a total stranger and perhaps it would be wise to get on mood-stabilizing medications so that you don't take yourself too seriously.

>>82800414
still not your church. Jesus is sucking Satan's cock in hell

>>82799311 (OP)
>nobody to attend the community with
other than the community you want to attend?