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Anonymous No.82802899 [Report] >>82803006 >>82803021 >>82803720 >>82803733 >>82803987 >>82805509 >>82806268
I WILL eat a raw tomato from my backyard
Anonymous No.82802911 [Report] >>82803021 >>82803704 >>82807267 >>82807268
and 12 ounces of raw swordfish from walmart
Anonymous No.82802929 [Report]
thats a tranny tomato
Anonymous No.82803006 [Report] >>82803795
>>82802899 (OP)
Salmonellanon eating a vegetable? Impossible. Clearly this is an imposter.
Anonymous No.82803021 [Report]
>>82802899 (OP)
>>82802911
Check yourself for tapeworms.
Anonymous No.82803675 [Report] >>82803704 >>82807268
I WILL eat some raw brisket as well
Anonymous No.82803704 [Report]
>>82803675
>>82802911
not only is that morally wrong because you needlessly ill an innocent animal, but that is absolutely fucking disgusting and repulsive

*vomit*

people dont last on your raw carnivore diet. you're not even carnivore, you eat vegetables, you're just a weirdo who eats parasite infected animals
Anonymous No.82803720 [Report] >>82803795
>>82802899 (OP)
Slice it up and serve it with a little bit of salt sprinkled on it
Anonymous No.82803733 [Report] >>82803795
>>82802899 (OP)
>From my backyard
Please tell me you grow it, because if you did, omegasuperbased
Anonymous No.82803795 [Report]
>>82803006
Erm ackshyually it's a fruit, chuddie
>>82803720
I skinned it and ate it over a bowl then drank the bit of juice that escaped into the bowl. It seems like the negative digestive effects from plant toxins and fiber are reduced when I don't eat the skin, but I haven't been doing that for long so I'm not sure
>>82803733
A family member grew them. Most of them are cherry tomatoes but there are some bigger ones like in my image
Anonymous No.82803979 [Report] >>82804614
No, I'll eat this tomato
Anonymous No.82803987 [Report]
>>82802899 (OP)
>raw tomato
I've eaten raw bananas, raw apples and raw pineapple.
Anonymous No.82804614 [Report]
>>82803979
You WILL eat all the (raw) eggs
Anonymous No.82805039 [Report] >>82805944
Just got another 16 pounds of brisket. Time to cut it up
Anonymous No.82805062 [Report]
I ate rib eye and drank coconut water today. I beat you.
Anonymous No.82805509 [Report] >>82807250
>>82802899 (OP)
i always feel like glass after eating many tomatoes. like my brain feels slick and transparent
i think its because it hydrates so perfectly
enjoy your tomato
Anonymous No.82805944 [Report]
>>82805039
I got a small cut on my hand, but it's fine because I rubbed raw beef and fat all over it
Anonymous No.82806268 [Report]
>>82802899 (OP)
The Jew fears the backyard tomato farmer
Anonymous No.82807250 [Report]
>>82805509
The main reason I eat them is for hydration. Cantaloupes are the only other fruit I've had that hydrate me as well as tomatoes
Anonymous No.82807260 [Report]
How chewy/tough is the brisket?
Anonymous No.82807267 [Report]
>>82802911
Wtf i want some ive never had it before
Anonymous No.82807268 [Report] >>82807719
>>82802911
>>82803675
I can't imagine what that must taste like O_o What DOES it taste like, anon?
Anonymous No.82807719 [Report]
>>82807268
Swordfish and beef :)