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Anonymous No.82806676 [Report] >>82806685 >>82806776 >>82806964 >>82807031 >>82807051 >>82807192 >>82807193 >>82807228
why everyone always talking about dick like the balls don't matter
a good man has BIG, JUICY, BOUNCY BALLS
Anonymous No.82806685 [Report] >>82806714
>>82806676 (OP)
I already got a small dick, don't give me an insecurity around my balls
Anonymous No.82806714 [Report] >>82806720 >>82806811
>>82806685
how well do they bounce when you fap
Anonymous No.82806720 [Report]
>>82806714
yes? when it's not cold, cuz my balls go full round
Anonymous No.82806776 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
My nuts are small until i dont beat off for a few days then they swell up
Anonymous No.82806811 [Report] >>82806868
>>82806714
I regularly punch mine while fapping by accident
Idk if its the amount of skin or elasticity but the go flying
Anonymous No.82806868 [Report]
>>82806811
>but the go flying
post webm
Anonymous No.82806964 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
>tfw no ball fetish gf
I've only ever had one gf that didn't need to be reminded that the balls are there too during a blowjob, and she was crazy with dyed hair. It sucks that all the ones that are good at sex have to be insane and incapable of coupling with.
Anonymous No.82807031 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
surely females don't care about testicles
Anonymous No.82807051 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
women almost never care about balls. they dont see it as a sign of masculinity to have big rough taut balls. they never factor it in when discussing how big a guy is. Even their dildos dont always have balls. They dont insult ball size when trying to mock a man. they dont care
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82807093 [Report]
Brought parents over for a dinner. Didn't see gf. Went to the backyard. Dammit she is fucking addicted to sucking off the tree balls. We talked about this
Anonymous No.82807192 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
I have a average cock but pretty big balls. God how I would love it if someone massaged them and even smacked em around a little (gently).
Anonymous No.82807193 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
Some balls are held for charity,
and some for fancy dress,
but when they're held for pleasure,
they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing,
to the left and to the right,
it's my belief that my big balls
should be held every night

I got banned from my WoW guild's vent server for singing Big Balls one night after the raid. The two MHs thought this was the funniest thing they'd ever heard
Anonymous No.82807228 [Report]
>>82806676 (OP)
A girl sucked my balls one time and it hurt like hell, I'm not a paincuck so we never tried it again desu