Thread 82807958

you get to have all the godly sex with hot girls daily at your will for the rest of your life
BUT
you have to give up one of the five senses

which one would you give up

>>82807958 (OP)
my penis senses

>>82807958 (OP)
If you give up smell you could bang Indian girls without having to worry and anal wouldn't be a problem anymore

>>82807958 (OP)
smell is the only option here

>>82807958 (OP)
>.webm.webm
lol
anyway I refuse your offer I prefer keeping all my senses.

>>82807958 (OP)
That looks so weird. I mean for most people it's not because you have such a drive for sex but I have zero sex drive and this is just a crazy thing to imagine myself in that same position. That is so awkward. Like you have a piece of your body and somebody of the opposite sex is putting their mouth on it and stroking in and out it's so fucking weird! It's also weird that people put a thing in their mouth and suck all over it and all that stuff, but it's also a liquid waste excretion tool. So weird!

>>82808005
he is a fit guy so he has healthy testosterone levels.

>>82807958 (OP)
my sense of disgust with the world

>>82807958 (OP)
the only sense I have interest in giving up is my sense of shame

>>82808083
>>82808096
>>82807974
>>82807972
so much coping lmao you wish you were him desu

>>82808241
Wahh, baby is crying

>>82808272
a baby is coping hahahaha hehehe

What is the purpose of these "Chad envy" threads recently?

>>82807977
honestly losing your sense of smell is more of a win than a loss nowadays

>>82807958 (OP)
>which one would you give up
Taste.

>>82808519
imagine giving up the taste of steak and pizza for pussy

i would give up smell desu

>>82808005
Do you not find the fact that one chick just sits there waiting for their turn to put that piece of flesh in their mouth odd too? So many better ways to spend your time

>>82807958 (OP)
those women are incredibly nasty. wouldn't touch em with a 10 foot pole.

>>82807958 (OP)
the worst thing to lose is either sight or touch; but which one?
The best thing to lose is obviously smell...

>>82809084
uhmmm u just have low t that's all

>>82808514
you like your food aye?

>>82807958 (OP)
I got the coof a couple times and already have pretty much no sense of smell and I've learned to cope with the diminished taste as a result, so probably just tear the rest of it down and get to banging
>>82808514
Wrong, enjoy not enjoying food nearly as much ever again
Plugging your nose to eat something nasty works for a reason, its not just a meme from old cartoons

>>82807958 (OP)
I'd give up smell. Easy.

>>82810375
This guy gets it
Its really the only one you can afford to lose without truly destroying your ability to like life, but lowkey it kinda blows dicks

>>82807977
They say smell is actually the worst to lose because it makes food taste terrible kor something

i choose pruriception, the sensation od itches

>>82810762
per OP
>you have to give up one of the five senses
Specifically using the phrase 'the' five senses kind of locks it in to the traditional ones so you cant just cop out with 'the sense that everyone hates me'

>>82807958 (OP)
id easily give up my sense of smell, giving up on taste is not worth it, so much good cuisine out there..(no im not fat)