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Anonymous No.82808284 [Report] >>82808343 >>82808515 >>82808663 >>82808702 >>82808819
>32
>finally got a job
>still never had sex or a gf
When anyone talks about relationships or sex it gets really awkward because I have no experience with either of them. I hate it so much.
Anonymous No.82808302 [Report]
Everyone at my job knows I'm a 33 year old virgin. Normies don't care much if you own it.
Anonymous No.82808307 [Report]
It only gets awkward because you let it be awkward, absolutely nobody expects you to chime in with your history of conquests
Anonymous No.82808343 [Report] >>82808663
>>82808284 (OP)
why do people talk so much about sex anyway, it's not that interesting "oh yeah m8 that was some good pussy position" what can be so interesting that i need to hear about the information that this individual's reproduction activities in detail and well i guess people just love to talk about their dating lives for some reason. is this really something you're interested in talking about with others...? i get the awkwardness, but desu, i'd just not interact if that was the only conversation topic.
Anonymous No.82808515 [Report] >>82809676
>>82808284 (OP)
F. You'll have to make up a bullshit story that 'happened ten years ago' and stick to it, at all costs.
Then when they ask why so long, you'll have to bullshit that you were focusing on muh self-development, then 'the right girl hasn't come along yet'.
Anonymous No.82808663 [Report]
>>82808284 (OP)
>>82808343
makes me happy knowing chuds like u will die alone lol
Anonymous No.82808695 [Report]
Just be interested in their stories without going overboard with it.
Dont act sad and pathetic about your own lack of experience. Just be like "haha yeah it sucks but whatever lol".
The priority should be getting along with them so they like you.
Anonymous No.82808702 [Report]
>>82808284 (OP)
nobody at my job has ever talked about this thougheverhowbemayit
Anonymous No.82808819 [Report]
>>82808284 (OP)
The first step to improving your life is to stop watching anime.
Anonymous No.82809676 [Report] >>82809697
>>82808515
Says a lot about you that you'd lie like this instead of not chiming in or just being honest.
Not having sex isn't that deep, this world is rotten and most people haven't even felt actual love.
Anonymous No.82809697 [Report]
>>82809676
Oh, fuck yourself.
The only thing worse and 'Red Flag' to normies than post-teen virgins, is fucking pedo vermin.
No sane man should admit to being a virgin. Ever. Any quasi-interested foid's pussy will dry up like the Sahara.