Thread 82808385

I lived in Dubai for 16 years AMA

why are you brown? can you stop being brown?

>>82808400
I love being a hung burly rich Arab man

>>82808404
yeah but you are brown
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82808444
I hate other browns like poojeets and pakistanis but us Arabs are an honorable stock of people from the noble Semites who laid the foundations of civilization

>>82808459
Gulf Arabs look Pakistani and Dubai is like 90% Indian migrant workers lol

>>82808385 (OP)
Is it true that richfags in Dubai will fly in foreign women and pay them lots of money to do shitplay? The origin story of dubai chocolate

>>82808477
>Gulf Arabs look Pakistani
Well I'm not ethnically a peninsular Arab but most really don't. Like yeah there are some that do but this is mostly some social media bullshit propagated by seething whites and poojeets coping about being the enslaved and envious respectively.
Most look like picrel.
>>82808489
Ehhhhh, I've heard of some cases of it but it's not that common. It's probably more common for the uberuberrich but my family and the social circles I was in were just rich. Although, it is true that richfags betabuxx and statusmaxx their way to pussy. My brother does that, his entire wardrobe is worth more than some peoples houses, not to mention the watches, jewlery, and Mercedes he drives. I'm more of a humble/frugal guy out of my family though.
I will say tho, most of the rich don't need to fly out girls. For example, I heard through my dad that my uncle had been fucking his maids and went to Ethiopian clubs where the women would fuck all the rich old dudes.

>>82808523
>My brother does that, his entire wardrobe is worth more than some peoples houses, not to mention the watches, jewlery, and Mercedes he drives. I'm more of a humble/frugal guy out of my family though.
>I will say tho, most of the rich don't need to fly out girls. For example, I heard through my dad that my uncle had been fucking his maids and went to Ethiopian clubs where the women would fuck all the rich old dudes.
You and your family sound spiritually rotten

>>82808385 (OP)
Can you send me some money for rent pls ?

>>82808570
I meannnnnnnnn we are respectful people towards others, like my father has helped many migrant workers stuck in extreme slave bonds leave the country out of his own kindness.
It's just what some people do when they are rich. Us Arabs probably do it more tho cause we are conservative.
Like we had about 10 or so maids in total and my father has maybe funded 4 of their marriages and is the reason their kids have food on their plates. Sometimes it ticks me off that he's just supporting these people that have long been out of our lives
I don't chase after pussy though... at least not anymore
My blessed mother however is devoutly religious and most arguments that happen in my family come from us not being religious and respectful enough lol.
>>82808586
Depends. Are you a faggot andor a tranny?

>>82808385 (OP)
>lived
where do you live now, OP?

>>82808605
I live in Oman now. I like it better because it's less turbulent and loud

>>82808385 (OP)
Buy some video games for me, I am a collector but more on the poor side.

>>82808624
>Oman
cheeky bastard, the Switzerland of the Middle East
hiding away while SHTF huh?
>faggot or tranny
wallahi, you're one of those guys
me too, but I left the faith a long time ago

>>82808404
>hung
proof or it didnt happen

>>82808385 (OP)
Are you really offering >>82808621
Or did I get meme'd?
I'd be willing to spend time chatting and gaming in exchange for a little money.
I'm NEET and need a little financial help.

>>82808385 (OP)
How degenerate are the locals behind closed doors?

Sex with mature arabi habibi men

>>82808627
I would buy you a game but you've played Silksong.
>>82808636
I'm originally from the Levant but my family has been in the Gulf for decades. I'd live in my homecountry if it wasn't such a shithole rn </3
>wallahi, you're one of those guys
Nooooooo man I'm not the stereotype
>>82808656
I don't want God watching me post my dick on /r9k/
>>82808664
you got meme'd im not offering i didnt post that
>>82808690
You can refer to my other replies but generally they're pretty degen. Especially the youth. I never took part in much of the action but even in my private school that had a ~80K USD tuition there were drug problems and cases of whores sucking dick and having sex lol.
Tbf it wasn't all Emiratis but on the top of my head right now is this one Emirati girl named Tamara (reminds me of this old Lebanese song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaH7Z0vYTyk) who was a gigawhore and taught me how to set up a vape. Outside of school kids were fucking wild, I remember all the way back in middle school some of my friends were getting action at sleepovers. I remember one time I got added to a GC and there was this Lebanese-Saudi bitch posting a tiktok of her trying to twerk. There's a funny story behind it but maybe for next time. Even in my Islamic class there was this Ethiopian bitch that tried to convince me to sneak out with her and go to a mall.
There were major festivals like every month that a shitton of people I knew went to but loud music makes me have a huge migraine so I never went to one.
I remember this one dude Muhammad who skipped an entire academic year sitting on his ass in his uncles internet cafe playing Fortnite 24/7.

>>82808756
>I don't want God watching me post my dick on /r9k/
>religious
le sigh...

>>82808756
>Dubai
>shithole
oh my god bruh how...
is there any country left that ISN'T a shithole?
Seems like Neutralchads stay winning
>Switzerland in Europe
>Oman in MENA
>Malaysia in SEA

>>82808818
I mean my homecountry not Dubai (although I didn't like dubai desu)
>Malaysia in SEA
Singapore is probably a lot nicer but it's more of an exception
Malaysia is probably the best after Singapore
>Burma is currently in a civil war
>Thailand is transhooker and child trafficking paradise
>Laos and Cambodia are just jungles
>Vietnam is China circa 1500
>Indonesia is Indonesia
>Phillippines is populated by Filipinos
Brunei seems nice though, they're kinda like the Gulf with their oil wealth
>>82808775
Apolocheese sar :[

I heard they pay no taxes there, and are generally respectful of Christianity even though they're muslim. I can just look up the first, but is the second true?
>>82808756
>I remember this one dude, Muhammad
>he was lazy and played video games
That really narrows it down yeah.

how many slavic women did you shit on?

>>82808385 (OP)
Are you one of the ones who deposits dubai chocolate on eastern european girls or are you one of those eastern european girls?

What do the middle east guys like the most? Europeans? Russians? Asians? Since they have a Kpop tour there

>>82808868
The UAE is specifically the most accepting Arab/Muslim country. They even have a Hindu temple in respect for Hindus (which I don't find very acceptable). I remember some kid I forgot where he was from, maybe Australia? He taught me a bit about Roman Catholicism.
But obviously you aren't gonna be allowed to preach out in public, only in your respective religious spaces.
>I heard they pay no taxes there
Yep
>That really narrows it down yeah.
To add insult to injury, there was this kid named Muhammad who was the complete opposite from that lazy retard who was genuinely a smart dude that enjoyed math and science. I wonder how he's doing now.
>>82808872
None. There was this Russian-Saudi girl who told me she found me cute but I was too annoying and insufferable to even be friends with. I was both hurt and happy cause she was hot as fuck. I should check her instagram right now. Probably whoring out in Riyadh or some shit.
>>82808875
None of the above...
>>82808900
White girls. I'm an exception, I love Asians (probably because I'm slightly retarded and chronically online) but most Arabs dudes will pick da whuite vite waman any day of the week. Blonde, blue eyes, barbie face, the whole package. The other day my brother showed me some white whore that he was messing with, but Asians are my thing.

>>82808916
>None
A shame, tradition should be preserved.

>>82808385 (OP)
Is there a single bike lane in the whole city? Looking on google earth it looks like something a kid would make in cities skylines.

OP, I'm a former muslim and I'm kinda disgusted by the condition of the ummah
I am free to sin because I am no longer bound to the faith, and yet you guys sin despite knowing that God sees all

Here's hoping the ummah get what they deserve

>>82808950
No LOL. It's all driving.
>>82808959
We are already getting it in Palestine, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Sudan, and probably more in the future. Why are you so spiteful towards Muslims just because you left?
>O children of Adam! As long as you call upon Me, putting your hope in Me, I will forgive you for what you have done, and I will not mind. O children of Adam! If your sins were to reach the clouds of the sky and then you sought My forgiveness, I would still forgive you. O children of Adam! If you were to come to Me with sins filling the whole world and then you came to Me without associating other gods with Me, I would certainly match your sins with forgiveness

>>82808991
That's the thing, OP
You guys *don't* seek forgiveness
>inb4 you don't know that
And on the Day of Judgment, your hands and your feet will speak while your mouth will be bound and gagged, and they will speak of what you have done and where you have gone

Words and prayers alone mean nothing unless action is taken, and right now all your actions show me how Muslims are inherently cowards

>>82809006
Yes every Muslim is going to Hell because some murtad said so. Get a grip and stop projecting.
Clear cut case of some guy in New Delhi or Tel Aviv trying to create fitna and doubt

>>82808594
>supports maids
>surely he wasn't banging them...
kek

>>82809026
Nope, my mom and dad are going to Jannah :)
I just won't be able to join them...

>>82808916
>there was this kid named Muhammad
Look I get muslims and middle easterners aren't exactly known for being creative or intelligent but COME ON. Get some new names there holy shit.

>>82808959
>>82808991
I think that's a different kind of interpretation of the verse there. Or maybe I'm just reading it from a Catholic background.
In Catholicism, we have the whole forgiveness thing as a aspect of our religion as well (sacrament of confession), but the entire idea is to try to not sin.
E.g. it's like a horny teenager trying not to masturbate. Yeah, he will probably do it a lot, but the idea is to try to fight the urge. Whereas a lot of muslims seem to just pile into bars and drink alcohol not even bothering or caring that it's prohibited.

>Palestine
That one's pretty well known globally thanks to the jews.
>Yemen, Sudan, etc.
No idea what's happening there. Is it more jew stuff, or is it civil war, or what.

>>82808594
>are you a faggot andor a tranny
Nah, just some guy that was born to poor parents and that instilled bad spending habits