Thread 82808842

> I will make you be born unhappy so that no woman will love you.
> But I forbid you to have desires, even if you feel lonely. No masturbating or desiring women. You must remain unhappy.
> So I will make you be born this way so that you will not have a partner and it will be easier for you to sin. If you do, I will not love you and you will go to hell.

>>82808842 (OP)
>> But I forbid you to have desires, even if you feel lonely. No masturbating or desiring women. You must remain unhappy.
How would masturbating and desiring the subhuman evil creatures known as foids make you happy? Imagine hating the concept of god just because you are a simp who can't find joy in life without being a pathetic slave for an inferior sex.

>>82808860
Stop taking things out of context, you stupid rat.

>>82808866
Cry more about no foid loving you, pathetic simp loser.

>>82808842 (OP)
if the universe and life were designed by an entity he clearly intended to fuck with life and humans

>>82808927
>>simp
hahaha, ok npc

simp say.... typical farting insult when you don't know what to say, pathetic

>>82809143
Maybe, the algorithm of life is survive, maybe the simulation (or a Being) he was bored or thought that was the best way to provide 'entertainment' and not make everything dull.

TRUST THE FUCKING PLAN YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT

>>82809211
The plan.. the plan is that you are an adoctrinated retard.

And no one is going to follow the plan if you insult them, you empty-headed fool.

>>82809260
And I believe in Jesus Christ (no, no the doctrine of rothschild for do sumise to the people, the real Christ (battle against evil) HERE AND NOW, no freak freak in sky in 5 dimension, gooroo-guru i'm special

>>82808860
All good points! Except this one:
>imagine hating the concept of god
Spoken like an ignorant gentile, their context was of YHVH, who has specific rules from the holy book. Watering him down to a mere concept puts him on-par with other deities. You chastise them while not understanding the heart of the matter.
But of course, many on /r9k/ act in bad faith, intelligently and faithfully so. We're all hell-bound after all. The rightful place of every miserable human in and out of this board.

is there a religion where the universal creator isnt described as all knowing or super wise or anything but instead hes just a stupid asshole who likes fucking around

>>82809393
Zeus/Jupiter sorta. He holds crazy power within the religion (the other gods are scared of him), but he didn't create everything, he doesn't have omnipotence (idiotic concept), and he'll cheat on his wife for the fuck of it.

Adding the concept of omniscience/omnipotence to Yahweh (in the 10th or 11th century I think) just ruined any charade of validity that god might have. If an entity knows all and can do all, then this universe is 100% its fault down to the atomic structure. Everything was set in motion the instant the universe was created and it knows that. Existence is utterly pointless in such a reality.

>basing happiness on ability to get women
Kek funniest reason to be an atheist. Religion helps directionless losers like you the most. Good luck anon, Jesus loves you.