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Anonymous No.82810785 >>82810792 >>82810792 >>82810803 >>82810971 >>82811030 >>82811537 >>82811616 >>82811739 >>82813923 >>82814214 >>82814598 >>82814813 >>82816697 >>82816756
>When he hooks up the HDMI cable and types 'watch movies online free"
Anonymous No.82810792
>>82810785 (OP)
>HDMI
>>82810785 (OP)
>free
Anonymous No.82810803 >>82810820 >>82810876 >>82811075
>>82810785 (OP)
I have Netflix for this sole reason
I haven't watched shit on it for the past 3 months but what if... A man can dream, y'know?
Anonymous No.82810820 >>82810864
>>82810803
>wasting money to impress a woman
Anonymous No.82810864
>>82810820
For a crumb of pussy... anything
Anonymous No.82810876 >>82810888 >>82811739
>>82810803
The day finally comes. A girl is over for a date. An actual date!
You have Netflix for this sole reason, things are going so well for yo-

"UHM! Is that an Android phone?!" she says
Anonymous No.82810888 >>82810914
>>82810876
>phone
What? what do you mean?
Shit's connected to my tv

You can use netflix on your phone?
Anonymous No.82810914 >>82810940
>>82810888
Nothing to do with Netflix, she just notices that you have an Android and not an iPhone
Anonymous No.82810940 >>82810979
>>82810914
but I have an iPhone wdym?
Anonymous No.82810971
>>82810785 (OP)
>when he opens brave browser and types "1337x (dot) to"
Anonymous No.82810979
>>82810940
must've been her imagination...
Anonymous No.82811030
>>82810785 (OP)
>and types 'watch movies online free

>Not having a pirate streaming website already bookmarked.
Piracy has better service than netflix nowadays, no joke.
Anonymous No.82811075 >>82816681
>>82810803
You know you can buy the subscription once you have the girl.
Anonymous No.82811537
>>82810785 (OP)
>when he types in "freemovies123" on yandex
Anonymous No.82811584
> her when the video doesn't buffer even once
Anonymous No.82811616 >>82811765 >>82812052 >>82812612
>>82810785 (OP)
this would give me the ick tbf
if i've just met someone then dont be such a cheap ass have netflix on the tv it doesnt matter what we're watching bc ideally we're not going to be watching it

i went to someones house who had a plex setup which was a good start but they scrolled down too far and a bunch of porn came up and i was like dog wtf is wrong w u
Anonymous No.82811739
>>82810785 (OP)
I never ever watched netflix. I never will. Im 34 and in a ltr with my now 21 year old gf. I had more sex than everybody itt combined. We have netflix from our landlord. And a big tv hanging in the living room. I dont allow my girl to watch netflix there aswell. Or anything at all for that matter. Just today again she asked and i didn't allow it. I never watch movies with her. Not even with hdmi cable..
You are all sad little pussies and ppl who watch faggflix in their free time should be gassed instead of wooed...
>>82810876
I call my gfs iphone gayfone and make fun of it att
Anonymous No.82811765
>>82811616
>bunch of porn
I also never watch that. Gosh are you freaks all a bunch of cucks or what?
Anonymous No.82812052 >>82812418
>>82811616
What about Amazon Prime?
Anonymous No.82812418 >>82812792
>>82812052
if ur asking if its an ick then yes it is an ick
Anonymous No.82812612 >>82812777
>>82811616
>dont be such a cheap ass have netflix on the tv
>bro spend money on things you can get for free
the incredible mind of the normalfag
Anonymous No.82812777 >>82812834 >>82812954 >>82814358 >>82816636
>>82812612
being too cheap for a netflix subscription is indicative of your behavior elsewhere
im not spending time with someone who listens to music through youtube and won't eat eat at a restaurant because chicken tendies are cheaper
Anonymous No.82812792
>>82812418
>Do you have Netflix? No
Ick
>Do you have Netflix? Yes
No ick
>Do you even watch Netflix? No
No ick
>Do you PAY for Netflix? No
Ick
Anonymous No.82812834
>>82812777
You are LITERALLY trans, no one cares what you think
Anonymous No.82812954 >>82813321
>>82812777
that's great
i'm not planning on spending time with someone who values brand recognition over function
Anonymous No.82813034
If she doesn't want to watch Great Teacher Onizuka rips in 560p stored on external HDD on second screen plugged to laptop while laying in bed with cups cocoa then she isn't wife material.
Anonymous No.82813321 >>82813534 >>82813613 >>82814635 >>82815845
>>82812954
i think you are too socially inept to realise why your bingus streaming site with a low quality rip,mistimed subtitles and buffering is an ick because u don't think the occasional convenience is worth 5 bucks a month

>no babe we won't get coffee i have coffee at home it's the same
>mmmm we could go to the funfair but look i have videos of it on my computer it's the same thing
>sorry babe i dont want to go to the club, i can play music on youtube and my keyboard has lights on it, it's the same!!!

this is why u will die alone
Anonymous No.82813534
>>82813321
what if I like going to clubs/live music *and* listen to music on youtube?
Anonymous No.82813613
>>82813321
>spend money on me!!!

Chad doesn't have to spend a single shekel to fuck you like a cheap whore, never simp brothers
Anonymous No.82813923 >>82814289
>>82810785 (OP)
GREAT IDEA I'm going to make a list.
>cheap android phone
>linux thinkpad instead of macbook
>clothes from thrift store
>sports a beard instead of shaving every day
>cooks food at home (doesn't eat out)
>no gym membership (does calisthenics)
>that movie piracy thing you mentioned
>that music from youtube thing someone else mentioned
>emulates old video games (which is also his hobby)
Anonymous No.82813974
also
>cheap used sedan with manual transmission
Anonymous No.82814214
>>82810785 (OP)
this is a corpo psy op to get you to purchase and consume media legally
Anonymous No.82814289 >>82814449
>>82813923
I do all of these except have a beard, mainly because im 20 and cant grow a real one.
I rip my music from an online qobuz api and use wired earphones which im guessing is worse than youtube.
I've been emulating games since I was 8 because I wanted to play pokemon and didn't have a 3ds so I played firered on a samsung s4.
Anonymous No.82814358 >>82814679
>>82812777
This is such a normalfag mindset. Having priorities in money spending =/= being cheap.
I don't pay for netflix, music and eat out rarely. That way I can eat out everyday on a holiday, when cooking is actually inconvenient.
Paying for shit you don't have to is the one of the least attractive things you can do and shows me that you have no idea how to manage money.
Anonymous No.82814432
If you stream you are worthless subhuman garbage, whether it's an expensive service with extremely limited selection like Netflix or Russian h4xx0r with everything. If you aren't smart enough to set up your own server then at least be rich enough to own shelves and blu-rays.
Anonymous No.82814449 >>82814700
>>82814289
It is so lame that wired headphone support is getting less and less supported. I have bought many pixel 4as for this exact reason.
Anonymous No.82814598
>>82810785 (OP)
I host my own media server with an autistic internal url. It runs on an old enterprise server sitting behind the couch in my apartment. What do you think she'll think of that?
Anonymous No.82814635
>>82813321
>5 bucks a month
Which streaming site is that cheap and does not have ads, but at least 1080p quality?
None.
Anonymous No.82814679 >>82814775 >>82815076 >>82815852
>>82814358
u sound boring as fuck to be around
>noo lets not go anywhere or spend any money we need to sit in my room and play videogames for free!!

this is literally why no woman will date you
Anonymous No.82814700
>>82814449
Yeah I fucking hate it. Even "lossless" Bluetooth is nowhere near the quality of wired. Contemplating just buying a DAP when my phone gives out.
Anonymous No.82814775
>>82814679
I have a girlfriend. Here's some of the horrible things I put her through to save money:
>Go hiking, pack a lunch and have a picnic on a mountain.
>Go for a bikeride around a lake
>Walk along the beach and swim if the weather is warm
>Have at home spa days where we watch (pirated) TV in the bath and then I massage her and do her skincare
>Cook her elaborate meals
>Bake pastries for her and spend the day in the park drawing and reading
Oh and of course, travel overseas on free airline miles I get from credit cards.
Maybe that's boring to you but I couldn't be happier.
Anonymous No.82814813
>>82810785 (OP)
I will resist Moloch. The survival of the planet is more important than performative consumerism for pussy.
Anonymous No.82815076
>>82814679
Are women really attracted to pointlessly paying extra for nothing? Why is my divorced boomer grandfather not genociding pussy then? He gave Dolly Parton $200 after she messaged him on Facebook asking to borrow money. She said she'd buy him a new pickup as thanks. Netflix gives much less value, but it's also much less of a flex since it's just $5 vs the $200 my grandfather paid.
Anonymous No.82815845
>>82813321
yeah you are clearly a fucking retard lmao
Anonymous No.82815852
>>82814679
>if you're not spending your income on entertaining me then you're a loser
thank god normal women exist
Anonymous No.82816636 >>82816679
>>82812777
I don't have any streaming subscriptions and I pirate all my media
I also own my house and my car has zero previous owners. But I have an Android so ick :(
Anonymous No.82816679 >>82816727
>>82816636
>I also own my house
uh huh
Anonymous No.82816681
>>82811075
>when he brings out his credit card and starts typing in the numbers
Anonymous No.82816697
>>82810785 (OP)
>search for free online movies
>dig through tons of porn ads for like 5 minutes
>get a virus
>"hey how about we go for a walk?"
Anonymous No.82816727 >>82816736
>>82816679
But I do
I have a mortgage and HOA dues :(
Anonymous No.82816736
>>82816727
does it feel good to multi line post for maximum attention like a woman each time?
Anonymous No.82816745
>already have a shit ton of movies, tv shows, etc downloaded
>load them into Jellyfin
>stream them to my roku tv via the jellyfin app on it
Anonymous No.82816746
>hdmi cable
LOL still using laptops? we've moved to casting from smartphone to TV in like 2018 retard
Anonymous No.82816756
>>82810785 (OP)
I like that in a man. He is putting in effort to avoid paying a subscription for slop. More sexy if he can torrent. I am too dumb to do so.