>my ex added me
>but I won't talk to her
>I talked to my ex
>but I won't meet her
>I met my ex
>but I won't kiss her
>I kissed my ex
>but I won't have sex with her
>I'm having sex with my ex
>but I won't finish inside
>I'll have to buy the morning-after pill
>but I won't take long
>okay, the bank gave an error and I'll have to get the money
>okay, I've been at the bank for an hour to withdraw the money to buy the medicine

For my ex? No, for my girlfriend.