Thread 82811184

Would you (or have you) ever work in private security / mall cop roles?

>>82811184 (OP)
Yeah, that shit could be fun. But I'm 5'5 so they'd probably pass me up.

>>82811184 (OP)
Yes I have, and I bring it up every time someone asks "What is the perfect job for robots/autists?" I did that job off and on for years when I was in my twenties, back in those long ago days when dinosaurs ruled the earth. AMA, as they say nowadays.
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That's GenX, thank you very much

>>82811255
What were the proportions of extreme boredom vs terror?

>>82811283
>proportions of extreme boredom vs terror?
A hundred to zero? I was never terrified at that job, mind you this was in Canada back in the 1990s so things may have changed. I was often very bored, as a lot of times I was doing something like being the night watchman at an empty warehouse or some equally exciting assignment. Keep in mind this was long before smartphones, I had to bring in paperback novels to keep myself entertained.

>>82811184 (OP)
I currently work armed security in a big city. Got the job from being prior military. What would you like to know?

>>82811570
Is this bodyguard stuff, guarding a fixed location, looking at CCTV, etc.?
Do you have regular clients or is it super varied?

>>82811570
>>82811318
How often do you see humans during your shift? Are they bosses, clients, coworkers, would-be criminals of any sort?

>>82811184 (OP)
I did. But it was in one of the safest countries where you usually hire elderly pensioners or people with disabilities to save money because there is barely any crime so there is no point paying real money for real security, especially that law doesn't even give you many tools to fuck up criminals. Biggest happening was when gypsies were entering mall and security had to follow them with cameras and then check if they are checking out every item in self-chekout.

>>82811184 (OP)
Only in non liberal states/citys, if you dont get it you are just dumb

>>82811184 (OP)
there is one private sec in my country that gives their guards to carry knunchucks and larp gear and battons that look like swords.

>>82811184 (OP)
The reality uniform is much cooler than the fantasy uniform. Burgerpunk is peak aesthetics.
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>>82811184 (OP)
I'm an actual PMC, the majority of my work is security but it's a dangerous profession

>>82814671
IS THAT MY BOY, HEMINGWAY??

>>82811230
That doesn't always matter. Many security jobs don't involve even pretending to be tough guy, just someone awake, watching, and ready to call the cops.

>>82811184 (OP)
I've done it and I have been applauded for the results of my couple of months doing it. Because I let everyone get away with stealing. I'd make it look like I caught them and took the item from them and like one of them was this pair of dice, black with white dots, and they were erasers from hot topic. On camera, grainy camera, it looks like I took the dice from the person, and tossed them back in the little plastic holder thingy that there's multiple levels and all sorts of stupid trinkets you can get, and told them they can still buy whatever they want I'm just putting these back. No stealing, but you're not getting kicked out. And in this specific case this girl bought a stuffed bag full of stuff. Like I don't know what was in there but she bought a bunch of stuff. And when she came out and walked about five stores down, I went by her and said hey these are yours, because I never put them back myself! I pulled and pocketed them, because I didn't give a shit. I saw myself as somebody who just needs to keep order. And not true order, but order on the face of it all. To smooth out relations between people.

Get this.. I get fired because some little fagot bitch comes up and smacks me on the face and starts running in the other direction, and I instinctively said

>"fuck!"
Right as i was getting hit. Andbthen started chasing and immediately said,
>"you're fuckin dead you fuckin nigger!"

I was so fucking pissed off and it just came out. It was instinctual. But I ran after, I would say no more than about 20 seconds of running as fast as I could, and tackled that mother fucker to the ground and just kept hitting him in the face and body as he kept trying to use his arms to cover up those areas so you can get a couple shots in and then it was effectively covered and you just switch back and forth and I was just so pissed off and in a rage, and I didn't stop until this mother fucker stopped moving all together. Convicted, 3 years in prison, 5 years probation