Thread 82811574

Medicine edition x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM

liver failure going strong edition

>>82811574 (OP)
I have autism so I struggle with social communication issues

>>82811595
Same that's why I spend all day reading Japanese visual novels with me cock in me hand.

Military coup in Madagascar

Kinnel x

been writing pure riffs over the last few days, almost got a complete tune, some bits are tricky and involve tapping but its coming together

Mum won't stop going on about Israel committing genocide.

/britfeel/ supports making reasonable adjustments for disabilities, including hidden disabilities like being drunk.

but HelperLad i really think you ought to have cleared the namefield. filterlads are now effectively shadowbanned.

well bored thought it make a quick post on here x

>>82811657
Is she saying it for based reasons or libtarded.

>>82811673
Libtard reasons lid. I don't like Israel but don't like Palestine either. She acts like they're all innocent women and children though.

>>82811671
is that Nyanners?

What's your deal x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgKGIhfKrpY

Rachel Reeves needs to fucking do one. No doubt she'll cut bennies for us NEETs again rather than cancelling the triple lock or the top up normie bennies.

Why are people in London so confident about their sumo wrestling skills?
Is it a racial thing - non-whites overestimate their abilities in general?

>>82811705
That's Girls Last Tour.

>>82811710
>No doubt she'll cut bennies
As she should.

I think I might have manifested the whole "Kate Middleton" thing into reality x

Kek that's me fucked x

miss when bennies could get you a NEETcave like this. lad's progress pics were cool as hell.

Would love to play something like Sven Co-op or Garry's Mod with you lads but I don't want my Steam to be known. I wish I had friends

>>82811764
I've felt the same with the /v/ lads playing Peak
That and they always mod it to fuck when I just want a cosy climb

Iconograph era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ

>>82811730
She won't. The economy is propped up by bennies.

who are you on this tree?
who would you LIKE to be?

>>82811764
I only play single player games now because I don't have friends. But in many games today you can pretend you are friends with the NPCs.

Trump has lost the plot x

The whole JD Vance coup thing last night was just mental prep for what will probably be the biggest happening this year x

>>82811821
I'm number 7. I climbed the tree well and then regret it, whilst also being jealous of everyone who climbed higher. Now I just cling on fully expecting to crash and burn out of life at any moment.

Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBPtP4t2J1k

>>82811845
Top Georgie lass.
I bet she's very crass in private.

>>82811866

Cheryl is a Goddess. Garn wank my virgin dick to her before garn sleeps x

Got that BLT sandwich to have later x

Feel Street will never fall to the highly unwomfy Welper Loyalists

>>82811901

It's too late lid. HHL loyalists have already been given the order to launch them Scuds x

>>82811845
I remember wanking over that pic when I was about 14

NATO-led forces striking Welper loyalist positions on the outskirts of Sunderland x

Can you not post porn? Trying to abstain from wanking.

>>82811949
HelperLad did a full No Nut November in 2023, and look at how much his life has improved as a result.

>>82811928
I'm old so when I was 14 we only had a 56k modem and porn was difficult to come by. Had many wanks to the Argos catalogue lingerie section, the occasional softcore movie on Channel 5 at 2am where you would see some breasts for 5 seconds every 30 minutes, but most of the time I wanked to the girls in my school using my imagination.

Ya fucking Bashar x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ0sUjMt1PQ

>>82811829
Yeah I spoke to Emma Watson on the phone the other night and she said Vance is planning a coup.

Seth knows the fucking score x

>>82811966
>I wanked to the girls in my school using my imagination

Same. I had a weird habit of wanking about the ones I didn't really fancy too. Once I saw up a girl's skirt and that kept me going for weeks, didn't even fancy her but it was enough. I also wanked endlessly about the girls who I didn't fancy at all, but I knew or suspected fancied me. And then of course there was the sexy MSN messenger conversation with a very ugly girl. I wanked about her for literally years. She was lovely actually.

Why don't bars have space to tuck yer legs under, seems a bit daft.

How the fuck am I still drunk? How much did I fucking drink? Fucking hell x

Used to sneak downstairs late at night and have a wank to Babestation as a teen.

Keira Knightley is voicing Professor Umbridge and yet she will not denounce J. K. Rowling's hateful comments.

https://xcancel.com/CollinRugg/status/1978193634316149050

wonder if it's method acting.

Lollers and Shippy in all black attending Ian Watkins funeral today then down the Toby for a carvery.

This is why age gap relationships for us lads will never happen.

>A man has been jailed for life after being found guilty of murdering his girlfriend in a hot tub in Shetland.
>Aren Pearson, 41, stabbed 24-year-old Claire Leveque to death at his mother's home in Sandness on 11 February last year.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgvx134d86o

>>82812001
weird watching that Freaks and Geeks because Seth Rogen is an actual teenager, then the other "teenagers" (like James Franco) are twentysomethings,
but they did have younger kids as actual kids, it's like Americans are afraid to ever cast anyone between the age of 14 and 18.

sick of work tbphwyl
just want a cozy job wherein i dont have to deal with wankers or go home with a sore back and traps

>>82812054
It won't happen for you because you're in Turkey

>>82812071
Just quit your job then. No one is forcing you to work. You will never be attractive to women anyway.

Hey everyone x

I know some of you are a little upset x

We all have the same goals x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

>>82812080
I'm not. I'm like half hour away from Winchester.

>>82812083
dunno how id afford to live lad
my lifes shite anyway tbf

Did anyone here have sex with an escort?

>>82811829
made this photoshop for you x

>>82812110
yeah, your mum

Everyone just calm downs x

>>82812119
cor, wish i had your level of skill lad

>>82812087
And yet there's not even the slightest shred of evidence for something that should be ridiculously easy to prove

Not right those frog lollypop frens, they take their job far too seriously. Block the roads for hours at a time or run into traffic to stop it so their mates can go past. Barely see human ones anymore.

>>82812087
Bit more than half AN hour as its called in england laddy

not a fan of these more experimental frog posts, tbqh.

meds, now?

Finishing off this fanta nows then garn sleeps x

Keeping off the drink for a while after this. I've had enough x

What happens if you refuse to put the plastic bags on your hands? I find it hard to believe someone working as a conductor would sexually assault some passenger. I have a feeling he just pulled her skirt to one side and said something like "your skirt was hooked on something." Just doesn't add up. Are women liars? Exaggerated claims?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39r2zp1dw7o

fucked my life up lads

>>82812154
lol no you won't, no chance of that

It's hard to know what to say. I knew Ian Watkins before the darkness that came later. He was a wonderful man. It's hard to reconcile that with what followed, which was obviously quite bad.

"Sexually harassed" ...basically a bint of banter by lads she didn't find attractive/lower class. Look at the smug look on her face. I bet she looks for opportunities to ruin men's lives.

several tramadols in.

>>82812175
She needs my meaty saveloy uncomfortably shoved into her dry cunt

another ruthmong evening melty it seems

I knew Ian Watkins growing up. He was a few years older than me and lived a few streets up. Lovely lad. Great sense of humour and always up for a kick about. I do feel he went too far in the end though.

What he did was over the top, but he wasn't always the monster the media has portrayed him to be. He was a good laugh and a brilliant footballer. Couldn't tackle but a great first touch and an excellent finisher. I always got Christmas cards from him, bet they'd be worth a few bob now!

To be clear though, I don't agree with his later actions. I'm sure he had his reasons but in my opinion he was well out of order to do that.

I just wish the media would shine a light on the more positive aspects of Ian's life. The lad with the football. The bloke down the pub. My mate.

Obviously his crimes were quite bad and I would never condone them.

I hope they fucking had evidence of sexual assault by penetration. I find it hard to believer a conductor would do that on a train full of CCTV.

>>82812170

True true x

Kate wants me to suffer x

>>82812154
Gunna have to press x to doubt de lid.
Least your not Turkish though so I believe you can do it.

>>82812199
You don't know what it's like on British trains lad. It's not like it is over there in Turkey

>>82812199
That's what the bags were for you fucking mong

>>82812176
Tramadols are gay

One day I hope to catch a female saying something sexually inappropriate about me (audio record in public) to get her arrested. I bet they do it all the time and men don't even report the crime.

>>82812211
I still don't understand how you could just blatantly finger 18yo fanny on a train without going noticed. Did he wait for her to use the toilet? They never explain these cases in full.

>>82812175
Wouldn't mind sexually harassing her myself. Corrrr!

>HHL drinking himself to death

Kate Middleton wins again x

that spice kit is only for the 12 meatballs/1 pepper/2 servings. they could have just put a second one in the bundle, ffs.

oh well. any ideas on what to do with 12 beef meatballs, that ISN'T spaghetti/pasta?

>>82812223
He obviously did get noticed otherwise he wouldn't have been arrested

>>82812202
Kate wants you to be successful

>>82812211
Yeah but imagine if he didn't do it and she claimed it happened. Would she have been punished? They would just say "we can't prove it happened, but it may have" if found not guilty.

>>82812233
lol imagine buying this
you got conned
serves you right for being lazy

Garn sleeps soon. Feel ill af. I'm gonna be rough af tomorrow x

Why did they put bags over his hands? So he couldn't wipe the fanny juice off?

>>82812233
Stick them up your arse

>>82812233
and why can't you just pop into the supermarket to buy a second packet of seasoning?

>>82812224
She's got that dead eyed face look that many blacked girls have.

>>82812248
Should have stocked up today in preparation.

>>82812246
>you got conned
nah. explained last night lad, the bundle was 5.65. the packs of meatballs alone are 2.99 in Morrisons, each.

just wanted the cheap meat, really. the other items are like a bonus.

Everything is bloody grim x

>>82812248
Get some opiates in tomorrow for maximum womfortness

bet some oldheads used to beat it to wennifer wellison back in the day

>>82812135
I have never set foot in Turkey. I don't even have a passport to go there.

wish we could go back to feudal

>>82812269
This is what I would do. Might help stave off the anxiety a bit.

>>82812271
More of a Keeley Hazel and Sophie Howard man myself.

>>82812095
UC, PIP, disability etc. You are actually better off compared to working minimum wage if you can get the mental health in. Factor in things like rent, maintaining a car and driving to work these days on minimum wage...you are definitely worse off than someone on disability (you wouldn't care about having a car or have many expenses).

it's hard to cook right
and i am lazy
but i wanted meatballs
so back off, maybe?

>>82812272
as they say in turkey, "sen tembel, issiz bir aptalsin"

>>82812249
Possibly. You could still get fanny juice on your hands if she has not washed her hands and he shook her hand. Could have been something like that to get him locked up.

HHL finally goes to bed. Ruthmong shows up. Hmmmmm.

>>82812163
Did they make you do the humiliation ritual of wearing plastic bags on your hands too?

>>82812309
no lad

>>82812175
>Rhiannon said she was sexually harassed on a train this summer by a group of drunken men

so, what actually happened? i get that it was uncomfortable and she "felt trapped" etc.

you do get drunk twats on trains but i actually think they're fairly safe. how would you even rape someone on a train?

Only had my dinner a couple hours ago and already getting really hungry again. No good this. Had a big portion too

Ruthmong posting from his mud hut in turkey Corr what a life.

>>82812324
any chance i could interest you in a dozen meatballs, lad?

Ruthmong - "God I wish I was white"

>>82812328
I mentioned it because I had meatballs aswell lol maybe I should have had more and I'd be full.

Keira Knightley has apologised for her ignorant remarks.

but i don't think she's really sorry. i think she knew EXACTLY what JK Rowling believes.

To work is to support people with normal lives. I just can't do that. Working is only worth it if you can live a fulfilling life like the average person. Otherwise you need some kind of compensation like having more freedom.

>>82812337
cor. what did you have, lad?

really i just cannot be fucked with frying these up. actually wish they were beef + pork meatballs. luv beef, but i already know these are going to be a greasy mess that shits up the sauce.

>>82812368
and why can't you drain the pan before adding the sauce?

>>82812368
Actually had them with mash for a change,bunch of spinach with carrots and peas. I just banged mine In the air fryer for 15 mins as theyd been frozen. Would cook them in the air fryer again desu

I wonder what happened to the poster that went to her dad's pub.

I could show R the world

>>82812385
i can, andanon. internal grease though, innit? browning mince is fine, but with ball shapes the oils/fats get reabsorbed.

>>82812457
Multi layered joke this one. I like it.

>>82812457
I wouldn't be able to do that sadly. We'd have to limit ourselves to the United Kingdom.

>>82812473
and why can't you drain the pan repeatedly so that it doesn't get reabsorbed? This is standard practice for cooking meatballs

>>82812499
i'll do what i can.

BREAKING:

Dominic Cummings says China compromised the system used to move the UK's most classified info, stealing "vast amounts" of Strap-level material over years.

He and Boris were told in 2020 - and warned that revealing details could be a criminal offence. "The Cabinet Sec said there's been a serious problem," Cummings told The Times. "It sounded f***ing insane. Some Strap stuff was compromised - intel service files, National Security Secretariat material, the works. If that's not secret anymore, the implications are massive."

Cummings claims top officials covered it up, telling everyone it was illegal to talk to the press. He won't say how the breach happened but says many inside Whitehall know it's true.

He also called the gov's refusal to label China a threat "ludicrous":
"Anyone read in at a high level knows 'threat' doesn't begin to cover it. The degree of penetration - espionage, IP theft, infiltration of infrastructure - is a hundred times worse than the public knows. The idea this is a semantic debate is pure nonsense."

"The Strap system was compromised. Core infrastructure for moving the UK's most secret data was owned - for years."

https://www.thetimes.com/article/a0e5efa9-07cb-4bc2-8b45-4d45d808182a?shareToken=366ae8f7da172d0a8e3d34ad054aa436

What username do you use on your GNU/Linux lads? I always struggle with that. It says use your name but I don't like making it personal. I just give it a generic name. That way if I ever take a screenshot, I don't have to edit it out.

>>82812523
user@debian

off for a piss

>>82812523
My initials

>>82812520
>theft of intellectual property
this doesn't sound as deathly serious as the rest of it tbqh.

if the CPS has said he can go public, why not just say what the contents actually are? instead of this teasing nonsense?

i've read his Substack here and there, there was a lot of this shite. "there's a secret deep state conspiracy, you have no idea". mind telling us then, Dom lad?

sumo's on if anyone is interested
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cdr61pdxp7dt

>>82812559
no matter how much u shake & dance, still a little droplet of piss down ya pans

naming my sprog 'Root' to fuck with their future Linux installations.

perma tired me...
probably early night again
x

>>82812531
That's what Gparted uses for it's distro. I guess it's just a very common username/hostname.

>>82812562
Why not just a single letter?

>>82812573
Yes they wouldn't be able to call themselves that. I doubt you'd be allowed to register that name at the births and deaths office anyway.

>>82812587
>perma tired
are you anemic

>>82812614
dont think so lad

i've got the gift of one-liners
and u've got the curse of curves.....

>>82812614
Guarantee you he's a fat bastard with sleep apnea

>>82812563
>theft of intellectual property

After the theft of nuclear weapons secrets, state sponsored IP theft is of the most damaging actions a nation can take. It undermines global innovation, causes massive economic losses, and can threaten your national security by accelerating the enemies military and technological development. If you country has taken 10 years to R and D and they can just copy it within a year, this puts your country into a disadvantage everywhere, tech wise and economic

>anemic

blase zoomerposter confirmed for American.

>>82812645
im 60kg mate

off to bed now lads for an early one
a whole two hours earlier than yesterday

>>82812692
nighty night laddo

Eighteen NEET Lads riding on my dick
Yeah, you know I'm only gay because I couldn't find the clit
Fucking on a Feel Street lad, sucking on his pecker
Imma drill him in his booty, you can call me Black & Decker
Got titties like a cow, but I'm horny like a bull
Imma dive into his booty when I fuck him in the pool
Got me swimming in his arse while I fuck him in his boots
Licking mustard off his thighs, and then I fuck him till he poops.

Get the frell out of here

being charismatic must be like having a super power. imagine just being able to make people like you

got me e-bike plugged in fingers crossed it dont burn the house down

>>82812654
fair enough. depends what he's specifically referring to.

but even if it's some consumer thing, i can see that harming are exports/economy. companies in China or Russia aren't going to give a shit about patents and copyright.

miss my old 50-games-in-1 Game Boy bootleg i got in Turkey. weird culture of buying games legit nowadays.

>>82812753
>turn up
>have drugs
ez.

>>82812708
you got no style
you got no rhythm
you got AI
but i got the 'tism

>>82812770
China would steal everything. Then they analyize and prioritize what's most valuable to copy it or adapt it.

>>82811821
Would be 11 with wife 12. Middle class but overall happy with our situation.

*starbursts* out of the thread

>>82812779
ive spoken to people who were high on coke and ive never heard as much bollocks spoken in my life

remember this art/BPD lass at a party, asks if anyone fancies a bump of coke
>sure
and then she twists open her necklace and taps some wokey out onto the table

cool as hell tbqh

Planning on playing a particularly spicy nukige tonight.

DVDlad has discovered AI.
he has discovered VNs.

but when will he discover books?

>>82812922
Used to read a lot actually just can't be arsed nowadays unless it's manga. Bit grim really. Maybe I should give War and Peace another crack to kickstart my brain.

Been speaking to this Hungarian guy on a gmod server he was the only one on. He started showing me all of his builds, including a fully functional engine he made using wiremod. Very nice guy. Love doing this

You guys wouldnt get actual true emo

>>82813015
you seen them live lad? x
was lush

>>82813009
Sounds very comfy. Reminds me of the old Britfeel Minecraft servers. Never bothered with Gmod myself. Is it still popular?

>>82812779
Unless you already have a little game, this will turn you into bully maguire if u do it a lot, thinking ur a bossman when really you're just being a massive tit.

>>82813015
For me? It's Sunny Day Real Estate.

>>82813027
Yeah it's still pretty popular. A lot of the servers/gamemodes are shit but you get some little gems, especially on the lesser-populated ones. It's worth a buy anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDAdP-grUTk

quite the kino sceno, this.

>>82813021
Nah dont go to gigs, I just buy the vinyl.

>>82813043
P L E B
Nah they're decent

everything's felt wrong since then x

>>82813079
TAHEE GA
PALMTOP TOGERU

quite lazy deciding eva6 works in IT. reminds me of when authors write their protagonists as authors.

Been talking to folk around Sunderland. I can confirm that no one IRL likes HHL anymore. Happy to explain my methodology

>>82813067
I also like early My Chemical Romance. No regrets.

>>82813100
2 right lad

>>82813116
are you lad who's been noseying around his Facebook friends?

>Happy to explain my methodology
please do.

>>82813027
>>82813050
Corr I remember playing quite a bit of Auschwitz RP back in the day

>>82813128
Were the swimming pools and cinemas included?

>>82813125
Downloaded again recently. One of my first animes along with Clannad and Kanon. Corrrrr! Taiga is my eternal waifu.

it's a Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge kind of night, lads xoxo

>>82813127
Yeah that is how it all started. His brothers friends etc. I send them a five question survey about HHL. You would be surprised how many answer. They also pass me on to others. The goal is to get them onto a quick 5 minute zoom call and that is where they really spill their guts about Sean

>>82813117
Me too lad, me too.

Feel violently ill now de lids. Never drinking again x

>>82813176
Have that exact turntable and I own a copy of Three Cheers. Spooky as fuck.

>>82813172
i believe this to be a work of fiction rather than an honest account of your mad social engineering skillz, tbqh.

For me? Early Sunsets over Monroeville.

used to play vinyls on my brother's decks.

>>82813185
get out of my house, or at least help add to my collection of gay shit for fags

we look back cus theres nothing left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN1QXd0gS6o

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd67qz45vw4o

how is letting in thousands of unknown third world men who cant speak English and have no skills benefit us again?

>Burzum

we can forgive Varg, but not Ian Watkins?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uN29lHxelE

just a nice old man showing off his record collection.

>>82813184
have you eaten anything since monday?

>>82813268
Varg's not a nonce.

>>82813268
Because murder is a lesser crime than raping babies

>>82813226
Same my brother had all sorts of 90s gangster rap on vinyl.

>>82813172
Fuming to this day because hhl didn't join your gayboy discord lol. No wonder shippy dumped you.

Re-watching Skins. Nostalgic as fuck as someone who lived in Bristol, seeing all the locations I used to walk past and all that. It's pretty shit though.

>>82813246
only gillian carter i listened to was ...This Earth Shaped Tomb and it was fine but not enough to make me want more

>>82813268
i just put that in there for a cheeky joke, and it makes vargtards upset to be surrounded by such faggotry

>>82813322
why does she not restart britfeel radio?

>>82813293

Haven't slept or ate since Saturday. I think I'm having a mental episode. Might need to go back into recovery x

>eat 3/4 large burritos ive made
>dont feel full
>force myself to not eat the 4th

I can never tell when my body is full, surely 3 large burritos should be good enough, I want the 4th though, I dont feeeel full. Apparently thats a autist spacker trait, im not even fat as well.

im doing fucking nothing x

>>82813338
>It's pretty shit though.
aye i gave S1 a rewatch a few months ago, the writing/dialogue is just insufferable.

>>82813391
Getting a chumba alert from this post.

>>82813391
you leaving behind 1/4? kek

>>82813391
give it half an hour for your brain/feels to catch up.

>>82813391
You have to give it 10-15 minutes yet. You don't feel full immediately after eating unless you overdo it.

I am the fattest lad on britfeel.

>>82813443
>>82813444
currently waiting, going to see what happens, worst case I have it for lunch tomorrow. Although I want it, its sat there, but if I'm full I'll fuck myself over.
>>82813439
one out of four lid

Why don't attractive women sell their used underwear more often? Or save their vaginal juices to sell to men? I really need this.

i once met Britain's fattest teenager. had one of them documentaries made about him in the 2000s.

have you ever met anyone famous, /britfeel/?

would quite like to know what was in this burrito.

>>82813493
E-famous but I briefly spoke to Pyrocynical at a Death Grips show

Just watching YouTubes in bed me. Think I have alcohol poisoning x

>>82813493
Who was it Joe Blackburn?

All this talk of food and weight made me drag out the Salter. 18 stone 3. Christ. Must have gained 5 stone in the last year and a half.

hmmm ten minutes and no noticable signs of being full

>>82813493
Saw Christopher Eccleston on a British airways flight to LAX about 10 years ago. Didn't speak to him though he dissapeared behind the first class curtain after asking a stewardess something.

>>82813505
phwoar
was it the 2019 tour?

You're late x

https://youtu.be/gaa_5m3cmSc?si=ckJjXhQ3468W93AT

>>82813493
Unironically dont think ive ever "met" one.
Best I got is like musicians doing interviews to a crowd but thats not a personal meeting.

>>82813463
You should be counting the calories, stop once you read 600 cal stop

>>82813542
2018 tour, O2 Academy Brixton

>>82813493
Used to be involved in DIY punk/emo music, so met a lot of bands as they came through. Was good mates with the lads from modern baseball, real friends, tiny moving parts, you blew it, the front bottoms, the sidekicks and many more from that era like ten years ago. Had a falling out with Jeff Rosenstock shortly before he got big and I still think he's a cock, know the guys from creeper fairly well from when they were in our time down here, now it's weird seeing teens wearing their t-shirts. Probably on good terms with anyone that was in a UK DIY punk band from that era, gnarwolves were probably the biggest. Still see a few of them now and then but not often.

Feel like am dying me. Well and truly on that recoverygrind now.

>>82813607
shut the fuck up you boring cunt

Wassssssuppppp x

https://youtu.be/A3oL7v7PLac?si=CXF3sqm_2Bq34yi2

>>82813555
I dont do that shit, I just count protein, I probably consume 3k daily but I surprisingly am not fat as I do exercise.

last burrito has been devoured and ive got a yogurt out as well

>>82813653
how much protein per day you eating ?

off to bed now
bye

>>82813666
I aim for between 140 - 180 grams a day but I'm not autistic about it, cook everything myself, been on the collagen peptide and cacao powder recently for the flavanols

WHY DO I STILL FEEL FUCKING DRUNK

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I'VE BEEN DRINKING WATER FOR HOURS NOW

>>82813699
You lose a unit of alcohol per hour. So if you drank a lot it will take a long time to ware off.

>>82813521
nah, Jonathan Wallace. 32 stone. looks like he's been usurped of the 'fattest teenager' title several times since then. that Joe Blackburn lad is massive.

We don't have to kill each other. Perhaps it all hinges on tonight x

https://youtu.be/l3DWn2OPwvM?si=hGDKs9C9lqEyl72H

>>82813719
I'm about that fat, maybe even fatter. Haven't weighed myself though

>>82813692
eat you 2 chicken breats daily?

Ditched by Shippy: A Glaswegian Lament

I've been ditched by Shippy
I thought he liked me,
I was wrong

>>82813699
alcohol stays in the sysem 12 hours after heavy drinking

>>82813493
I met Shane Lynch from Boyzone when he used to compete in the British Drift Championship. Met Fifth Gear's Jason Plato a few times at BTCC races too.

Honestly have no idea what happened in the last 48 hours. Vaguely remember trying to manifest JD Vance overthrowing Trump. Mental x

>>82813730
moreso beef, today was mostly chicken but I dont usually do chicken

>>82813761
Is that like 500g of mince daily?

remember to bring your national record of achivement tomorrow mr britfeel needs to see it

>>82813254
It's because he gets no pussy. He thought white girls were whores because porn is white girls mostly. He come to the uk having been lied to that white girls will want him like their blacked porn.

Cba to tidy up. Just need to bed rot and restmaxx x

>>82813725
aye seems less significant nowadays. i could go outside and see young'uns who look like this.

Ever wonder if criminals communicate with each other through text/voice chats in abandoned games?

>>82813862
A proper classic aye

>>82813862
that would likely go through a plaintext protocol so could be seen in transit.

>>82813862
dunno, seems like a daft solution to a solved problem.
remember hearing all sorts about paedos hiding their filth in coded messages, or buried in innocent using steganography.

>>82813786
nah 500g of beef mince is only 95g, I usually have 300g as its fucking expensive and I dont want to fill my guts with pure beef and usually have 6 or 8 eggs, lots of skyr and collagen peptides which get me within range

>>82813907
>expensive

chicken is much cheaper than mince beef and more protein per gram+price

>>82813862
what if they communicated on a shared minecraft world with sign posts

>>82813931
>chicken is much cheaper than mince
Dunno where the fuck you got that from mate. Any chicken I see is ridiculous nowadays.

What we listening to lads?
Cindy Lee 4 me

>>82813862
Only in tv shows and films

>>82813254
Wonder if there were cctv of her bleeding out. Would it be as shocking as her death?

>>82813944
shouty metal none of the lads here ever like

>>82813931
ive found the quality of chicken to be hit and miss nowadays tho, some of it looks fucked

Turkish freak

>>82813953
britfeel is a /swifty/ general

>>82813953
I like it mate

Final days of the HHL regime x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=ZPqWbspdfEPCu88X

>>82813976
It over de lid. Collapse era in full swing x

me, browsing that straw.page
buncha zoomers copying us uncs with intentionally shitty Piczo-tier websites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Lzy7zmNzk
tune tho

>>82813992

I have issued the final orders to remaining loyalists x

https://youtu.be/D_2bluVPsb0?si=MSmvgQUA8wIFdTpz

Best way to get a girl deported back to Turkey?

>>82813970
Then take what I was listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhze_6srToA

>>82813862
I remember back when MW2 was the current cod there were articles about terrorists supposedly using the game to communicate but it was probably a load of shite
There's that club penguin bit in Four Lions though so maybe

>>82814039
Hold ona tciyk pal, you said you were sleeping opr gan to sleep like is that bollox or what nigger? go to sleep plz

Would you have unprotected sex with a girl you like if she had Chlamydia?

remember when the United States Army made a free-to-play FPS to get youths interested in enlisting?

was breddy gud tbhaiche.

>>82813862
real talk, they probably just handwrite letters these days.
Online communication is so locked down and monitored. Why even bother?

>>82814104
only if i felt certain we'd stay together, for the rest of our lives.

>>82814204
That just isn't a possibility these days. She'd get bored or find someone better eventually.

Rough af is an understatement x

Insides feel rotting hopefully my body can recover x

>>82814296
>shooped waist
>boyface
Fucking foul.

>>82814296
Little too thin for my tastes.

>>82814297
gotta get off those tinnies, and eat an apple, chapple.

This one's called Stella was a diver and she's always down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im7nAIgJPrg

>>82814327
banger album honestly
thank fuck for GH for showing me them before I even knew what /mu/core was

>>82814325
In beddingtons now. Feel like being sick x

>>82814341
Is mummington looking after you?

That cottage cheese has given me rancid farts de lads

>>82814353

No but I will be going over later. Just prioritising rest for now. Mental and physical.

fuck jobcentre staff. film the lot of them.

>>82814311
>>shooped waist
not seeing it lad.

https://xcancel.com/HOUSEOFTHINSPO
going through this Twitter. lots of legs skinnier than Monster drink cans. it sad.

jobcentre audits show you how wasteful this government is. they have at least 6 g4s security goons just standing around doing fuck all most of the time. ridiculous...and they want to cut our bennies.

CAN OF STRONGBOW I'M A MESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEYYI1ii0AU

>>82813322
HHL was never invited to the Discord. We do allow spastics in but there has to be limits. SIC bullied Shippy out, sadly

>>82814460
and yet somehow still less schizo and useless than our longnecked spacker

>>82814371
Sorry to interrupt your rest lad, but I have a quick question. I noticed that neither your mother nor your father have long necks. But you have a tremendously long neck. How did that come to be, genetically speaking?

>>82814518
dominant vs recessive genes, lad. like how some people end up ginger out of nowhere.

>>82814467
Cool story bro x

>>82814518
his brother also has a regular neck which has no doubt contribruted to his success as a discoteque owner

>>82814518
A few too many wines while he was in the ol womb, I reckon.

Seethies closing in on are HHL seether style.

wonder how many couples get a divorce over their baby having the 'wrong' eyes

they call him the human periscope

His neck get longer and thinner as he age
eventually bones not able to support his head
it tragic.

what will are Greta do now?

>>82814545
Seans brother Kevin Bongo Allan (aka Bongo the Ripper) got a tremendous amount of confidence from his non-irregular neck. It has helped him forge ahead in the Sunderland nightspot industry.

court order banning him nodding his head along to music through fear he will headbutt anybody within a seven foot radius

https://songstats.com/artist/4p8cgj07/lostprophets?source=spotify

fascinating.

>>82814636
you'd be a ruddy lunatic to patron an establishment owned by a longneck

a kindred spirit with flamingos

HHL here is your problem lad. Your neck length creates a subtle forward tilt that conveys uncertainty, even mild shame. Meanwhile, your brother Bongo has a cervical symmetry, giving him what experts in Sunderland nightlife refer to as command posture.

Keep drifting in and out. A 4 day bender was not a great idea x

>>82814741
his brother also maintains sigma body frame

phrenology, body language, social engineering...

what's next, NLP?

Just vomited up blood x

>>82814892
blood keeps coming out of your orifices
not a good sign

It's over for little Sean

>>82814913

Defo done some damage to the ol' body this time. Hopefully I don't die in my sleep x

Go ahead, just this once, weld my kidneys to a skunk

Sean x

downstairs (Hindu) neighbours had a party the other night. family gathering, lots of food. the curries smelled lush.

next day, they left the bin bags outside their door, in the communal stairwell. must have been in a rush. fair enough, but starting to reek a bit.

yesterday the whole stairwell was overpowered by the stench of rancid curry. today i'm afraid to leave my flat ;_;

>>82814940
have you had a liver function test lad?

>>82815000
Dirty bastards, smear dogshit on their door

Sean always wins x

Sean is King x

>>82815066
they'd covered their doorframe with flowers and leaves. and it's left stains on the bottom. i think it's actually stained the white paint.

so i worry if i smear dogshit on their door, they won't clean it. and then i'll just have to deal with their smelly dogshit door.

>>82814819
>neuro little pony

You wish you were Sean x

Don't even have decent wanks these days. Even pleasure is out of the question at this point, let alone any bigger meaning to life.

>>82815000
rip open the bags in front of their door
go full chaos

Bed timexx

Hope your feeling better soon helperx

Phwoar, good R&R this was

eh. barely made a sauce, that.

meatballs were nice though.

might start a new thing on stardew valley, spend all day in the pub instead of farming

>>82815834
Not sure about the squareness of this tray

I know what youve heard,n all i can say is, yes.....Indeed I ave the worlds one n only 24 carat gold la bew bew! xxxxxxxxx

>>82815860
cor people don't half make some fancy ones.

>>82815863
the grips are diagonal lines instead of ovals, too.

what shape would you prefer, crosslad?

Watching animes in bed before i sleepx
>>82815887
Rectangle xx

>>82815834
Ngl that looks rly rly yummy tho

>>82815905
aye, rectangles are good.

what animes you watching?

>>82815834
Nice spacker tray there my lad and I'd be happy if I got that for a dinner.
Needs a sprinkle of cheese perhaps.

>>82815860
There is a lot of nice mods if your playing on PC
>>82815928
New spy family xx

on that wuppagrind.

only just realised it's now Thursday. might have to deliver mate ? those codeines tomorrow. but i'm low-key tempted to keep them FOR MYSELF

>>82814039
https://youtu.be/Ne7fbb9c-BU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wMiMDBHnJ0

rewatched these the other day, less bad than people say. kinda think Anakin x Padme is more believable than Han x Leia.

weird in the second one how Padme keeps going on about how she was elected queen, Palpatine says she was so beloved she could have served another term, they even wanted to change the laws so she could get elected queen again.

so when you were watching The Phantom Menace and thought she was just a monarch, no, it's just their word for 'president'.

eva6-coded Wordle

>>82816331
>weird in the second one how Padme keeps going on about how she was elected queen, Palpatine says she was so beloved she could have served another term, they even wanted to change the laws so she could get elected queen again.

>so when you were watching The Phantom Menace and thought she was just a monarch, no, it's just their word for 'president'.

fascinating

just woke up, work in 40, slept was short but fine, lots to do today so no time for a nap later, it thursday

>>82816536
it really is. i wonder if Lucas-sama wanted his kings and queens fairytale, but then decided it had to be democratic and egalitarian to fly nowadays? maybe a critic complained.

>>82816331
It is both. Elected monarch

Have a sore teef T.T

I ave the one and only 24 carat gold,,premium labewbew straight frm China the only one in the world eehehe

>>82816635
>Elected monarch

science has gone too far

nowadays i mouthwash my BEFORE brushing my teeth because the alc*hol will neutralise anything bad before i brush.
then i mouthwash it again at the end, for freshness.

>>82816675
How much do you make per year and how many women have you slept with?

Am honestly so gutted that the new coat I got on amazon when I saw it in IRL it just isn't the same like on the picture. I send it back tomos. I'll get new coat in rl it's too hard online.
>>82816669
Ik it sounds weird byt on wikipedia theres examples ffm history, pretty interesting

>>82816687
How many 24 carat gold labubus you got?

>>82816675
lsh that how it works?

Might go on a SEA trip next year. Need to go abroad more, it healthy for the brain.

>>82816687
>How much do you make per year
right now, 0.00.
>how many women have you slept with?
7.

>>82816704
i don't know. but it FEELS like it might work. ouchy tooth, surely alcohol does something?

horrible feeling if you brush your teeth when there's that internal toothache (i probably need a filling tbqh)

might start doing my own dentistry
shall be getting some ketamine (now there's a reason)

It trick question. I ave the only 1 x

Im left the last lemon Ice tea for the morning as its my favourite but I rly wanted it now but ill thank myself tomorrow lul

>>82816784
Loling at this gif xx

>>82816784
Drugs are for losers imo

>>82816870
according to this thread so is drinking, so is everything.
and everything also makes me gay. so i guess i'm just a big, uncool gay.

Am happy about clocks going back next week xx

>>82816920
OFFICAL britfeel drug ranking

GOAT tier
heroin
opium

good Tier
shrooms
cocaine
4MMC/3MMC

worth it tier
alcohol
benzos
codeine

meh tier
speed
MDMA
weed

SHIT tier
LSD
ketamine
crack

what if your stepdad was born 59 minutes after you so you're older than him, but then the clocks go back so yous take it in turns who's older and who's younger

>>82816962
crossy made a fairly agreeable tier list.
but this, this is just nonsense.

>>82816972
where can i find crossy's list?

>>82816986

(hope you don't mind me reposting, crosslad)

disagree with her all you want
but
this is just cruel

>>82817047
worse has happened to me

>>82817052
worse than stomping on an autistic girl's favourite frog hat?

I'll roundhouse kick your nipples clean off

>>82817060
yes my father once made me work in his company because i was a terminal NEET and everybody in the company knew i was just there because of my father and i fucked everything and everybody hated me, luckily it was only a week

>>82817072
no need lad. i've had one too many close calls with my safety razor. one day soon i'm slicing a nipple right off.

Got called a newfag earlier for the first time in a while, it's always a bit of a weird feel, if only they knew how much time I wasted on this shitehole. Would probably be sleeping next to my wife rn in a flat or house somewhere, then going to proper job the next day with the kids to buy tacky halloween decor.

crossmongs real father lives in mayfair, london

>>82817119
makes me lol when i get accused of using the wrong words/phrases, i don't fit in and i need to "go back".

and yet they don't even tell me to "lurk more" because that's not one they're familiar with.

Night night troops

shall be joining you soon

>>82817207
>Night night troops
na-night

>>82817232
Good night oomfie x

some posters go to bed now
some posters go to work now

Just woke up unfortunately

Ripped a VERY stinky fartington just now

mums evil is coming out again
demands all my bennies and called me three times after midnight, multiple texts for crosword answers and bullshit.

indonesian gf when

Might get into cardio

Sober for nearly 100 hours now me, feels great

It over x

>>82817697
Congrats de laf

Sober for nearly 131,400 hours now me, feels great

Unsober for 10,000 days, going to pop into the local butchers and ask for a new liver, feels great.

>>82817901
Too bad youre a fat balding paedophile though

>>82817946
U have no evidence

>>82817946
Not shippy. I'm actually offended that you think I'm shippy.

>>82817047
It's not cruel, it's incredibly tame, they would have been justified in doing much worse, stamping on her frog hat is on a level she can hopefully understand, maybe she has learned that what is happening in Israel is not all fun and games, maybe she won't try to support literal terrorists in the future.

Lots of fit young girls where I work. I regularly have to wank off in thr toilet to avoid doing something rash.

>>82818092
Where do you work, lad? Every office I've ever been in has been nothing but 40-50 year old overweight cat ladies who wear shawls to work.

>>82818109
I work as an editor for a national newspaper

>Britain's asylum hotels problem: the woman with a bold plan to solve it

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx4rrrvg8do

Wow, what a thinker. Thank goodness we have these sorts of top minds working on the problem. This woman is CEO of a housing association btw.

Anal associate

>>82818182
Interesting post considering I got pegged last night. The universe has a weird way with coincidences, eh?

>>82818144
Kick out SSM and replace him with a brownoid kek

Might have burgers for lunch today. Already hungry af.

>>82818244
>Already hungry af.
Same weirdly. Need to hang on til my 11am 'nana

Spaffed again, me X

Couple chores left now aren't there

>>82818249
Corr might have a cheeky wank too

>>82818214
That is probably going to happen in future. They could probably fit a few ooga boogas in that flat.

>>82818263
SSM's flat could hold at least 8 Indians.

apparently HHL has been admitted to a hospital

>>82818312
shame its not a morgue tbqhwy

going to refrain from making the obvious odour joke

>>82818317
obvious? i don't get it

I'm wanking rn

>>82818338
oh yeah? prove it nerd

fuck it, having an early lunch, who is going to stop me?

Labour lack the Mandate of Heaven. They have right from the very beginning, winning only in a technical sense because there were simply no other options for people to vote for. Beyond that the government has had so many scandals both big and small that in generations prior would've lead to general election calls and the PM stepping down, yet they cling on like barnacles.
>Southport stabbings by immigrant stock, absurd heavy handed response, Lucy Connolly cause celebres, freedom of speech openly dismissed
>Backbench rebellion over two child benefit cap, whip removed from multiple MPs
>Lord Alli freebies scandal, Starmer and wife received over 100k of "gifts" plus luxury flat
>Sue Gray ousted
>Labour MP assaults constituent, loses seat to Reform in by-election
>Labour party members shown to fly to US to assist Harris campaign, US-UK relations soured
>Louise Haigh resigns over fraud conviction
>Grooming gangs revisited boosted by Musk, true extent revealed, public disgusted and demand national inquiry, Labour refuses(!) but then six months later relents and promises one (though still no inquiry has happened)
>Tulip Siddiq resigns implicated in corruption via her aunt (ejected extremely corrupt PM of Bangladesh)
>Rachel Reeves found to have lied on her CV
>Dan Norris arrested on suspicion of rape and child sex offences
>Pre-sentencing guidelines legally entrench two-tier justice system, Two-Tier Keir becomes common nickname
>PM's residence mysteriously targeted for arson by Eastern European rent boys, no explanation to this day(?)
>Winter fuel allowance flip flop
>PIP flip flop
>Homelessness minister resigns after kicking tenants out of property to raise the rent
>Angela Rayner resigns just after "phase 2" announcement due to tax fraud
>Peter Mandelson sacked as US ambassador after Epstein links revealed
>Terror attack by man literally named Jihad, son of asylum seeker
>Chinese spy trial collapses after Labour intervened directly to stop it
Probably forgetting some too.

Not reading all that gay shit

I will read all that gay shit. Give me a few mins and I'll post a proper reply lad x

>>82818420
Okay here's my proper reply:
Blimey!

>>82818420
oh my lordy days

Fat gut nonce

Windrush niggers are the original boatwogs

>>82818546
Who asked you to describe yourself lad?

slender nonce

>>82817143
Crossmong's real father lives in the Calton, Glasgow.

Ruthmong lives in Turkey

Turkish nonce

>>82818615
Specifically he lives in the Tarlabasi district of Istanbul.

HHL lives in a care home.

the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die

>>82818645
I think it's an assisted living facilty. There's a difference.

if anyone cares about my take, i think that limewire having viruses was a psyop coined by the music industry to stop people downloading music for free
mp3s never at any point contained viruses

the psyop? it worked

>>82818662
The real issue was the mislabeled files. There were many times I thought artists had totally different songs than they actually did.

Going to do some more gmod exploration later. It's a comfy pastime.

>>82818662
Artists deserve fair compensation

>>82818687
how does that get you a job?

>>82818720
I can't work lad. Hidden disability.

geezer tradie here to check the boiler. wish I had a trade instead of this meaningless keyboard job.

>think ive got 200 pounds to last me to the 31st, should be easy enou-
>council tax

fuck my life, not ive got to make 52 pounds work until the end of the month to stay on target for my savings, fucking councils are evil EVIL

>>82818720
Why do you lads insist that everyone needs to work? We have plenty of abundance, enough for many people to subsist on the surplus. Not to mention that lots of people have hidden disablities which mean they likely can't work.

>>82818662
>>82818676

limewire had loads of viruses and AV software was non existent back then

>>82818719
artists do, but the record companies don't

>>82818731
There is a 22 BILLION POUND BLACK HOLE in the budget lad WAKE UP

Wonder what Bongo Allan is up to today

>>82818738
What does this mean functionally?
The country has effectively been 'out of money' since 2010 officially (see the note from Liam Byrne) and unofficially long before that. So what? Things keep on ticking. Cans can be kicked.

Money can always be found for things the ruling elite want. The Afghan resettlement scheme cost more than both our aircraft carriers combined and was decided on a whim essentially.

Our economy is fake, so why not enjoy it?

>>82818733
>record companies don't
Why

I feel it is my obligation to share this with my fellow coomers. Had the strongest erection in months listening to this lass this morning with my eyes closed.
https://soundgasm.net/u/IvyWilde

>>82818776
Example? Never heard of that

>>82818776
Surprisingly hotter than real porn. Managed to get me out of my erection issues.

I never learned to play the lead guitar x

>>82818752
I do agree desu, just not your other one post about work, if you don't like the government start a business and move to a low tax resort.

>>82818805
Poley never learned how to ride a bicycle

4chan is getting banned in the UK soon.

>>82818814
>Poley never learned how to ride a bicycle
fascinating

>>82818814
>>82818821
Both fascinating

>>82818821
I remember hearing this several months ago yet here we are.

>>82818798
Just posted one of the hottest most degenerate VAs to do it. Highly recommend her femcel and rape ones.
>>82818768

>>82818829
No you don't understand lad. It'll happen in two weeks. Three, at the most

>>82818837
I also remember hearing that several months ago too.

Poley never learned to ride a bike but he was an expert in sniffing the saddles.

>>82818814
Shippy is too fat to ride a bicycle

>>82818852
>Shippy is too fat to ride a bicycle
fascinating

Got my transition to Universal Credit all sorted. Just need to wait until the 4th of November to see how much I'm getting but I'll have transitional protection either way so it should be grand.

>>82818846
>Poley never learned to ride a bike but he was an expert in sniffing the saddles.
fascinating

>>82818897
I bet you have "transitional protection" ya fucking poof

Anyone saying 'hurr durr two weeks left' is a mong, but it is undeniable that the slow, creaking gears of regulatory bodies are moving towards a 4chan ban, no?

How do you imagine things will play out when 4chan inevitably refuses to pay any fines or hand over data or implement whatever wank 'safety measures' OFCOM requires of them? Will they just shrug and let it go? Seems unlikely.

>>82818837
who said two or three weeks you gobshite

What should the next edition be? Something womfy, help me decide lads.

Might hop back on BF6. Haven't played it in a few days.
Fascinating.

2 more weeks desu

>>82818951
If you say womfy I immediately just think it should be a nice animal edition, like cats or dogs or whatever.

>>82818951
Sunderland hospital

Decided to go with the obviously more womfy version
>>82818976
>>82818976
>>82818976

>>82818978
fucking hell lad bit early mind

>>82818978
Fucking awful desu

why was a new thread made so early