Thread 82815444

>mom has a hoarding addiction
>entire rooms are full of clothes she has never worn and its legally a fire hazard
>dad and mom fighting over her buying more shit today
>he wants me to back him up
>tell him he chose to marry her, this is his fault
gonna go for a drive and smoke a cig till this cools down. hopefully someones dead by the time i get back this time.

>>82815444 (OP)
>cig
>>82815444 (OP)
>addiction

>>82815444 (OP)
have her watch marie kondo something. Maybe Hoarders. Maybe it'll give her some perspective. Tell her "Your room looks like this Im worried"

>>82815453
>cum
>>82815453
>inflation

>>82815469
nah, shes been in religious psychosis for decades now. the fact she knows where she is surprises me sometimes. and she manages to fuck everything up somehow so she'd probably manage to burn the tv down while changing the channel.

>>82815444 (OP)
I'd just throw out a bunch of crap every night, starting with her credit card.

>>82815444 (OP)
>checked
Hoarders are legitimately insane and you should help.

>>82815535
I did that when I was younger but she'd just threaten to kill me. dad didn't do anything to stop it. i'll let them wallow in their own filth. I plan to donate everything she owns when they're finally dead.
>>82815546
Hm, nah. Watching her scream her lungs out is more fun.

>>82815571
Okay, I just pushed her over and screamed in her and my dad's face. They're quiet for now. Fun's over. Still gonna smoke a cig.

Nevermind, she resumed shouting but she's quieter now. Good enough for me.

>>82815444 (OP)
Start sneaking in there and selling clothing if it's new it should be fairly easy on ebay or poshmark. Maybe you can return it to stores? Sometimes there are second hand stores that buy clothing.

I had enough of my mom being a whore so i stabbed her. She's bleeding and screaming lol and dad is just freaking out. Gonna smoke a whole pack of cigarettes. I'm trans btw.

>>82815444 (OP)
honestly dad is right, parents who stay married to terrible partners are retarded, even my mom admitted that the life of me and my brother have sucked because she chose to stay with my narcissist dad
>>82815726
@grok is this true

>>82815754
*you are right about dad
wasn't thinking while i wrote that first statement

>>82815699
this if >>82815726 is fake
are there any cute vintage clothes? or does she hoard garbage too?

>>82815726
you should stab people
thats bad

>>82816340
DONT STAB IS WHATI MEAN

>>82815444 (OP)
My parents have been sleeping on the couch for years because my mother has their room and most of the house full of so much bullshit and nobody has even been in the master bathroom in over 20 years. I offered them my bedroom but they stubbornly refuse because they are ashamed of it.

post pictures of the hoard

>>82815444 (OP)
damn op are you me? My mom is also a hoarder deep into her religion. I've just been throwing things out without asking even though sometimes I'll hear her taking things out of the bin to put them back in the house

>>82815699
>>82815789
This, OP if you give me your mom's cute clothes you can fuck me wearing them. I'm a 6'5" hairy man by the way.

>>82815754
My dad is a retard for not divorcing her. My mom's a retard because she's a retard. They deserve each other for my childhood. Karma's a bitch and they know none of their children will be by their side when they're dying.

>>82815726
Based. I'm not going to stab my parents because it'll likely affect my career and inheritance. Only thing my parents are useful for is their money. What cigarettes tho? Been rolling my own but smoked some Marlboro's. Love the buzz.

Came back 2 hours later and my mom is still making whatever slop she makes and is just mumbling to herself. If she's not done with this shit by the time I go to sleep I'm throwing everything she just made into the dumpster.

>>82816432
She's a fatass she it might still fit you.
>>82816399
She does the same thing, even with food. Threw out old fruit and next day it was back in the fridge.