Thread 82818267

>brothels are legal in most australian cities
wait, so australians can literally wanlk into a building and get sex on demand?

how is anyone in Australia an incel?

>>82818267 (OP)
because whores aren't girlfriends? not that complicated anon

>>82818267 (OP) I'm a 29 year old Aussie Anon, and I've been hitting brothels, Asian massage parlours and seeing escorts for a good 10 years now.

In that 10 years, I've seen a noticeable decline in the quality of sex workers, but a very sharp increase in price. It's gotten to the point where it's no longer worth it.

Back in like 2015 when I first started going to escorts and brothels, the escorts were hot. There weren't nearly as many tatted up, crusty looking abominations as there are now. You used to get a lot of very cutesy 19, 20 year old perky fun chicks. And it used to cost like $500 an hour max, and they'd do everything for you from bare back blow jobs, to cum on face to anal, you name it, you got the works with a hotty for $500 an hour 10 years ago.

But now, you've got fucking frumpy looking, tatted up uggos who are charging like $800 an hour and they won't do shit. Their adverts have a fucking grocery list of things they won't do, to the point where you are paying $800 an hour for boring missionary sex with no kissing, no blow jobs, no nothing.

I actually prefer just going to the Asian massage parlours now. Sure some of them are crap because they've got old ladies working there. But I know a couple of good ones who have 20 something year old Asian hotties, and they charge like $200 an hour and they'll suck your dick and let you fuck them in many different positions. A lot of them will also kiss you with tongue. It's way better value for money. Plus, they actually seem to enjoy what they do, unlike some of the white roastie escorts.

>>82818353
Did you like the strip clubs, Private Eyes, Men's Gallery, Sefton Playhouse, etc?

What were the best brothels in your experience?

>>82818353
>>I'm a 29 year old Aussie Anon, and I've been hitting brothels, Asian massage parlours and seeing escorts for a good 10 years now.
>Hello I'm a cashed up normie

>>82818372 I'm from Perth. Langtrees use to be cool back in like 2015. But now the chicks they've got there are fucking ugly tatted up roasties. Not my type.

Esquire used to be good as well. Same shit happened there. The brothel I visit most frequently now is Swan lounge. It's all Asians, but they're cheap and some of them are really hot.

>>82818267 (OP)
>how is anyone in Australia an incel?
It's difficult to be a true incel here. Not only is legal prostitution everywhere but there are millions of international students and a large portion of them are young women from China, Nepal, India, Colombia, Brazil, Peru, Kenya, Vietnam, Thailand and Indonesia. Lot's of lonely, single girls, away from the prying eyes of their families and curious about BWC. I'm an ugly beta male and yet I've fucked several international students. Approaching them, getting to know them and asking them out is usually easy.
>>82818277
>because whores aren't girlfriends?
That's not what being an incel is about though. Being an incel means being involuntarily celibate as the name suggests.

>>82818267 (OP)
>wait, so australians can literally wank into a building and get sex on demand?
aussies wank everywhere...

>>82818450
I'm so jealous of you guys. Being white in America is a hell on earth. Most our immigrants hate white people. The Asians are such a small portion, a regular looking white dude doesn't even stand a chance with international students unless you're somewhere like California that just has so many. Can't even see a hooker since too risky you'll get stung by cops.

>>82818267 (OP)
Idk. I'm a 21yo virgin in Aus, and want to lose my virginity, so I'll need a prostitute.
But I have no idea how any of it works and a lot of the online sites I've looked at seemingly only have old, ugly, tattooed, fat women who are listed at like 800 dollars for half and hour - which seems insane.
I also think women who are in that line of work are probably short-tempered, aggressive, and very masculine which makes me uneasy on top of the nerves I already have. Combine all of those factors together and I just think I'd rather use the pocket pussy I currently own.

>>82818267 (OP)
I'm Tasmania, there are no brothels in Tasmania. Prostitution is legal, but I don't even know where to find them even If I wanted to.
I don't though. Because having sex with a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity, you're still an incel. A girl has to have sex with you willingly, without pay for it to count,

>>82818450
Fuck you, you're just a normie. I'm an actual 19yo Australian khhv incel. No girl has ever showed the slightest bit of interest in me.

>>82818353
>In that 10 years, I've seen a noticeable decline in the quality of sex workers, but a very sharp increase in price.
I'm from Sydney and I've been mongering since the late 90s. I used to be able to go to a local suburban brothel and find a friendly blond, blue eyed Aussie girl with a nice body. A sweet girl next door type in her early to mid 20s. Also the price was reasonable and the service usually good. In addition there were Greek/Italian girls, Thai ladies, Koreans and Chinese and a few mature milfs as well as the occasional fatty if you were into that. The variety back then was great and there was lots of competition and the girls mostly gave good service, some were better than others and a few were dogshit. The prices were good too, even guys on neetbux could get laid occasionally. In my opinion 1999 to 2009 was the golden age of mongering in Sydney. Since then it gradually went to shit. There are no hot girls now, especially in the suburban brothels. It's mostly 30 to 50yo Chinese women. If you find a white, Aussie woman she is fat, middle aged and ugly. The overall quality and level of service has dropped and the prices have gone up and now they want to charge extra and nickel and dime you for everything. Want an uncovered BJ, that costs more. Want to finger pussy, that costs more. Want kissing, GFE, that is gold/platinum level, need to pay more. These days I just go to a dodgy AMP which is an unlicensed brothel and fuck a Chinese milf, she is grateful for me going there and she fucks and sucks me well. I miss the old days when for $140AUD you would have a 23yo Korean spinner with perky tits riding your cock and giving pornstar quality blowjobs.

>>82818487 Go to an Asian massage parlour mate. You know the kind of one that has a neon sign outside and the windows are covered with curtains. They'll always give you sex.

Plus, they're usually very friendly and nice.

>>82818502
>having sex with a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity
Yeah it does though and for centuries this is the way young men, sailors and soldiers lost their virginity.
>19yo Australian khhv incel.
Fuck you right back. I was a khhv up until I was 24 years old. Then I started seeing prostitutes and eventually I had enough confidence to date and talk to women. You haven't even started life yet.

>>82818267 (OP)
I'm Tasmanian, there are no brothels in Tasmania. Prostitution is legal, but I don't even know where to find them even If I wanted to.
I don't though. Because having sex with a prostitute doesn't count as losing your virginity, you're still an incel. A girl has to have sex with you willingly, without pay for it to count,

>>82818450
You're just a normie. I'm an actual 19yo Australian khhv incel. No girl has ever showed the slightest bit of interest in me.

>>82818545
>prostitution legal
>girls look like this
God really loves Australia it seems

>>82818548
Why are you deleting and reposting the same shit? I already replied here. >>82818545

>>82818557
Im guessing because of the typo when he said "I'm Tasmania" in the original? Silly little buggar, that one.

>>82818484
>Can't even see a hooker since too risky you'll get stung by cops.
I don't know where in the USA you are or if you are neet or have a job. But if you can, it's pretty easy for you guys to fly to Dominican Republic or Tijuana, Mexico.

>>82818565
>because of the typo when he said "I'm Tasmania"
I'm not gonna judge him because of that, we all understand how Tasmanians are.

>>82818554
>>girls look like this
>God really loves Australia it seems
I should point out that these girls often look a lot better in those photos than they do in real life. Also, bait and switch is common, as well as simply posting fake photos in order to draw you in. Also photos of girls that haven't worked there in months or years but they never update their site. The Asian owned brothels are especially bad with that type of shit.

>>82818548
>Tasmania
It is a dream of mine to live there some day. What is it like? I'm sick of the heat here in Brisbane.

>>82818267 (OP)
Depressingly, escortceling is still a far cry from having some regular and willing cunny.
Sure, the fundamentalist virgin incels reject escortcels, but escortceling is a thing within inceldom. We still cannot get unpaid sex.
>t. bong who cannot perform well when I pay for it. Nor can I cum from PIV. Turns out that ~90% of my arousal comes from having a willing partner.
>Saw a hot big-titted Hungarian MILF escort yesterday, she was nice and made me cum from a handjob (took 10 minutes), but I couldn't get hard enough to fuck her. Now have to wait three months to have enough money to see her again, and hopefully get my first PIV with an escort in going on nine years. I want to die.