Thread 82828036

Maybe it's your hobbies

is crypto really a hobby
thats like saying work is a hobby

>>82828044
>he thinks crypto is a job
No wonder you're an incel

>>82828045
being poor is definitely full-time

>>82828036 (OP)
>online trolling
>why yes. my hobbies include bamboozling neurotypicals on the good ol' world wide web, how could you tell?
who in their right mind would advertise this to anyone?

>>82828052
trolls obviously

>>82828036 (OP)
Wasn't this list different?
I remember magic tricks were like no.3 for some reason not Crypto

>>82828052
The key is phrasing it differently.
>I am big into politics and debate.

literally me except for collecting figurines, me I'm more of a sneakers guy

>>82828036 (OP)
do they mean actual figurines or that funko pop bullshit

>>82828060
sounds even worse, makes you sound like a fedora tipping reddittard

>>82828036 (OP)
I will not abandon any of my hobbies for pussy.

>>82828070
>MY $200 JAPANESE GOON DOLLS ARE DIFFERENT FROM FUNKO POPS I SWEAR

Foids hate 3 of my favorite hobbies. How can you not say that women hate men?

>>82828095
>>MY $200 JAPANESE GOON DOLLS ARE DIFFERENT FROM FUNKO POPS I SWEAR
this but unironically

>>82828098
>surely Fox News is the perfect source to prove my worldview
:^)

I only play videogames and i see a lot of cuties on twitch playing videogames too, they must have asked old hags who are stuck in the past.

>>82828036 (OP)
>not cooking
>online being serious
>investing in clothes and makeup
>watching tv and reading books
>not even knowing how to count cards all we need is like 10k baby

>playing video games
>collecting figurines
>online trolling
>gambling
4/5. I'm done for. Go ahead with me, bros.

Kek my boyfriend and I troll side by side, some of the best times we've had together were shitposting on 4chan in the same bed and laughing until tears were in our eyes
The list should be 1. collecting figures 2. gambling 3. crypto (basically gambling) all useless money wasting hobbies
Video games are fine as long as he doesn't just play shooters or mobas those are boring. Men that like strategy games, fighting games, couch coop and platformers are better

>>82828036 (OP)
programming is not among them bros, we safe

>>82828036 (OP)
>don't have any hobbies
what now?

>>82828159
It's because it isn't in the top 5 icks, but it's high on it. There's nothing attractive about typing a bunch of random instructions like telling the computer to loop x amount of times until a condition is met or to select certain data in the database to pattern match and display it.

>>82828036 (OP)
It's true. I like watching people die and they always get the ick.

>>82828108
Looked it up and these charts seem to based on a survey conducted by the company "Date Psychology" and it's been reported by mainstream news. Not fake

>>82828178
Why ever

All hobbies that aren't traveling or fancy Instagram shit are icks btw.

>>82828211
>surely "Date Psychology" via Fox News is the perfect source to prove my worldview
:^)

hey that's me desu

>>82828036 (OP)
Its bullshit
Here is supposedly the most attractive hobbies
I do 3 of those and am in group and hobby clubs about those and ive never let a woman there nor have i ever had a girl be interested in me

>>82828036 (OP)
3 of these are just spending money.

>>82828036 (OP)
>blah-blah bleh-bleh

>>82828036 (OP)
The least attractive female hobbies:
>1. Complaining about men's hobbies
>2. That's it, women don't actually like doing things. Maybe arts and crafts for certain types of women.

>>82828742
They find reading attractive until they find out you read nonfiction instead of shitty novels

>>82828036 (OP)
singleplayer is fine. but if he has 10k hours in dota 2 thats concerning.

>>82828742
no woman is legitimately attracted to blacksmithing lmao that shit would be expensive and stinky
they just have a fantasy when they see the survey box

>>82828742
>archery
>blacksmithing
>astronomy
>hiking
what world as these women living in

>>82828178
its attractive if you make $100k

>>82828742
>female coworker asks me what book I'm reading
>answer
>no sorry I've never heard of that have you read the witch who was raped by a werewolf or a princess and her pussy?
>..no

what about 4chan. no joke, i found this place in like 2006 when i was 14 and they werent fucking joking when they said your here forever. ive been on this stupid place like 5-11 hours every day pretty much nonstop for 18 years. averaged out, because i didnt get a smart phone capable of browsing here till i was 18 myself. ive seen the place "go down" like 6 times now, and this last one, the 10 day ish one was fucking BRUTAL

>>82828089
Okay, then add "I engage in debate with liberals". Nobody will mistake you for a redditard now.

>>82828924
>I engage in debate with liberals
Yeah, they definitely won't think you're a redditor then.

>>82828796
Number one is travel, the amount of money they blow on that shit is insane.

>>82828448
Nothing to do with fox news, nice try redditor

>>82828948
You didn't want to come off as a redditor, so I gave you the solution. Anyone who gets upset will be a lefty nigger troon faggot anyways. Own your politics.

>>82828036 (OP)
Damn I do 3 of the 5 but I never talk to holes about any of them so probably not OP.

>>82828156
Nice, but
>>>/lgbt/

>>82828742
None of these cunts can cook which is why cooking is placed so high

>>82828036 (OP)
List of MOST attractive hobbies just dropped
1. Seriousing in Audio work
2. Destroying statues
3. Credit cards
4. In real life helping of others
5. Precious metal investing

>>82828906
went to barnes and noble for the first time in a while yesterday and its literally all shit like
>a cock of cream and smegma
>a song of poop and piss
>the rape orc and his unwilling horny self-insert bride
literature is dying like every other form of art and media nowadays.

What hobbies do women even have? Aside from taking pictures of their food, doomscrolling socials and uhhh....

>>82828036 (OP)
>just like things you dont like bro its easy

>>82828803
>>82828805
I have no clue, i have never heard anyone say those are attractive. A few lf these said hiking and they they wanted to hike muh himalaya or something but ive never seen any women on a trail or in the hiking group i preside

>>82828036 (OP)
Frat bros do ~half of these religiously yet they still pull more than my well-read, well-travelled ass. Women don't know what they want.

>>82828036 (OP)
I mean that's cool and all but I'm not gonna stop playing videogames

>>82828045
It's not a job either. I wouldn't consider doing taxes, paying bills, budgeting, buying stocks, or putting money in a 401k or IRA account to be a hobby or a job either.

>>82829240
>using dubious sources is good!
Nice try, Russian.

>>82830059
I did the research. You didn't look past OP's pic and the headline.

>>82828742
>foids cant tell the difference between astronomy and astrology
Lmao retarded

>>82830947
"Doing the research" would mean touching grass and surveying women yourself

>>82828805
What kind of world do they want to build??

>>82829290
>literature is dying
Being killed, the world is not dying, it is being murdered by women and brown people.

>>82828036 (OP)
>least attractive male hobbies
>gaming #1
Meanwhile IRL gamers are siring children with multiple women

>>82828036 (OP)
>foid approved hobbies
>scrolling tiktok
>scrolling instagram
thats it those are the hobbies

>>82832109
These stories always reek of bullshit, Im sure he was just tired of taking care of a kid and thought he would cleverly get away with manslaughter if he "forgot" her in the hot car. I mean for fucks sake my cats very sneaky and he will sneak into the hot garage when you unload groceries and even I have enough awareness to notice that hes not around and check the garage for him.

>>82832109
Well she liked him in spite of him playing video games because he was also an insane degenerate, him murdering that kid made her pussy wet.

>>82828036 (OP)
>lists videogames
>shows VR headset
The only good game on that overpriced piece of shit gimmick was HL Alyx. VR died quicker than your average girl born in China.

and I don't give a fuck and I don't give a fuck about a bitch and a ho and I don't give a fuck

>>82828742
>alcoholism isn't on the list
I'm ngmi am I?

>>82828742
Why is archery hot but shooting not? They both launch projectiles

>>82832171
This case literally happened right up the street from me. He absolutely did this shit on purpose. Not only did he have a history of doing it to his other two kids as well, but his wife is a fucking doctor who had explicitly told him before not to leave them in the car. Anyone with a brain that lives here knows that it's a stupid idea, we live in triple digit heat for about 5 months out of the year. He also knew the car would shut off automatically after 30 minutes which would cause the A/C to go off. I hope he gets fucked hard but the judge also granted him permission to travel earlier in the summer so he could go on vacation. Our criminal justice system here is a fucking joke.

>>82832279
Archery is seen as more highbrow and sophisticated, while guns are seen as more redneck and low class, at least that's my guess. It's all fake and gay anyway.

>>82828805
i worked in my school's glassblowing lab as an undergrad (i'm a chemist and beyond the generic beaker or schlenk line custom glassware is hard to come by) and a number of women i knew commented on it whenever i mentioned it. i don't do it anymore as i injured myself pretty badly but it was fun and therapeutic and helped me stand out in grad apps

>>82832461
archery is for upper middle class asthmatic asian and white kids who want to get into ivy leagues. i wish sport riflery wasn't such a casual victim to anti-gun lobbying.

>>82831102
That's one way of going about it. If you prefer that and think it's more accurate, why not do it yourself? You seem keen on trying to debunk these scientific results but lack the data to do so.

>>82828036 (OP)
Well I don't do ANY of those 5 and girls still don't like me so there you go, it doesn't fucking matter (what your hobby is).

>>82828906
How do I find women like these? I'd unironically strike up a conversation and play into it

>>82828036 (OP)
>1
>2
Anti-consoomers have been vindicated once again.
>3
>4
>5
Responsible people in general, too, it seems. Whooie boy.

>>82828036 (OP)
>polled a bunch of old boomer roasties
lmfao ok

>>82828805
>>82832923
>GlassBlowing

I was going to say that, women really like it for some reason I'm thinking that's what they're thinking of when they say "blacksmithing"

>>82828036 (OP)
>Crypto
>Not attractive

Kek, tell me how I know you've never been out there by telling me how I know you've never been out there.

>>82828742
These are honestly some very boring hobbies. I know because I have dabbled in about half of them.