Thread 82829914

Say hi to a girl. be friendly. Make a rapport. See if she's interested. Invite her over. Eventually do that enough times they let you do this to them.

>>82829914 (OP)
I know, I've done it a few times
Why do you feel the need to make this thread anyway?

>>82829914 (OP)
I mean, yeah. That's how I got laid in the past. I can't be bothered at the moment though. Relationships are always exhausting for me and I work a night shift job that makes dating difficult. Also they need lube.

Uhh hasn't worked for me but nice webm of an asian girl getting stuffed by a large white peanus OP

>>82829914 (OP)
What's up with the video of a monster cock stretching the vagina?

This never worked for me. Oh let me guess i have to be the top .01 percent fitness physique to speak to women, right? That's what you'll say next?

>>82829914 (OP)
3dpd isn't worth my time. it's that simple.

BWC stretching out tight asian pussy

>>82829914 (OP)
Nobody has to "let" me do anything. Sex has to be an agreement both benefit from, and turning it into a reward makes the whole thing one sided. If she thinks she's letting you fuck her instead of wanting you to, then she's not worth your efforts

>>82829914 (OP)
>see if she's interested
I may be retarded because interest in me is kind of a turn-off and the foids around me turn retarded when they catch feelings. zero subtlety.

>>82829914 (OP)
I've done that, she came over everyday but she didn't have any romantic feelings for me

>>82829914 (OP)
a.) I'm a neet wizard, I have no idea where I'd meet a girl.
b.) or, if I were to, why she'd be interested or how I'd tell. I've struck out on some really fucking retarded blunders on that front.
c.) I have a small dick anyway. The thought of a girl thinking "*why* exactly did I agree to this? This sucks... " does not fill me with anticipation.

>>82830223
>interest in me is kind of a turn-off
"I don't want anything to do with an organization that would have me as a member!"
It was originally a joke but it's a very understandable sentiment actually.

>>82829914 (OP)
This dick is so, so fucking big. Why did evolution allow it?

>>82829914 (OP)

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/mZn503mH8OhfXmDDCPiuOA/

>>82829914 (OP)
ogod not the reposterfag please stop

>>82830362
he wants to share his BWC stretching out her tight asian pussy

>>82829914 (OP)
and why, exactly the fuck, would you WANT to do that?
look at them.
literal fuckers

>>82830380
It's not him. If it was, kinda based, but it isn't

>>82829914 (OP)
w/e it takes I'm getting it to 8x6
and if Rachael gives me permission if I end up with her. I will fuck hookers.

>>82830396
I will leave her if she fucks anyone tho.
its a one way street.

>if Rachael gives me permission
>why do you want to fuck other women whille you are with me anon.

well you keep insinuating it.