Thread 82836267

https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/NPI/

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>>82836267 (OP)
>Your score is 3, out of 40. Higher scores indicate greater levels of narcissism.
i am probably lying to myself and am more narcissistic than i think but that was the score i got doing the best i could as bias as i am

>>82836267 (OP)
>18 out of 40
>average is around 15
I know the rules of life, you can't be too humble and you can't be too up your own ass, just gotta go with the flow and be... human

true robots score below 5

>>82836309
>>82836461
>"true robots"
>look inside
>it's just a weak man

>>82836651
when did i call myself a true robot? dont be silly

>>82836651
yeah, being a robot is basically being a fucking loser

>>82836267 (OP)
>Your score is 1, out of 40.
Can I have a gf now?

>>82836666
>>82836673
>>82836703
genuinely don't know if i wanna laugh at you or pity you

>>82836711
w-why anon... what does my score (1 out of 40) mean?

What does this mean thoby

>>82836711
whatever makes you happier to do

>>82836711
if you're not a loser khhv then gtfo out of r9k faggot

>>82836728
but my happiness would come at the expense of you guys' suffering, and that's bad and not nice

>>82836746
no, i like it here because you guys get me

this result is nothing new to me honestly.

>>82836267 (OP)
you already posted this a few months ago, there's like 10 repeat questions and a lot of them are
>do you agree with this strongly or slightly
what if i don't agree with it at all?
dumb, stupid even

>>82836711
I pity the fragile glass egos of narcissists ngl but I've dated enough of them and I'm really just convinced they're actually evil

>>82836857
getting mad at the test is also confirmation of high narcissism ssssooooooooo...

who wante me lole

>>82836267 (OP)
GODLISTER STRIKES AGAIN

c:<

>>82836267 (OP)
>Your score is 6, out of 40. Higher scores indicate greater levels of narcissism.
I'm a deeply insecure person recently who feels guilt for even just existing. I wonder how much easier my life would be if I was more narcissistic, but it just doesn't feel right with me hurting people who don't deserve it at least. Definitely scored high on vanity because I do like looking at myself in the mirror, especially my body. I like how it looks except for some things. I think I am good looking. One of the very few things I have going for me.

>>82836958
>I think I am good looking.
And you'd do best by leaning on that
Put yourself out there, get some validation, and you'll feel more confident

>>82836974
I already have and honestly anon I don't know if it was worth it. I realise how absolutely tone deaf it is to complain about that here of all places though so I'll refrain.

>>82836990
Nah, it's fine
We all have our shortcomings and our advantages
Yours is that you're good looking
Mine is having a big cock, so I lean into mine

>>82836267 (OP)
These questions are so fucking stupid, I'm sorry but seriously.
>I like to have authority over people
>I like following orders
As if I like either of those?
>I am assertive
>I wish I was more assertive
Who fucking cares, assertive how?
I can't trust this test after seeing those two questions.

>>82836766
then do neither, then nobody is hurt and you do not feel guilty and thus hurt yourself:)

>>82837029
see
>>82836895

think of this as a moment of revelation
now that you know for sure you're a selfish stupid manchild you can take steps to grow and be better

>>82836267 (OP)
>Your score is 1, out of 40. Higher scores indicate greater levels of narcissism.
I wrote my own personality test based on this one:
Which of these do you prefer?
>volunteering at a homeless shelter
>eating babies

>>82837053
You're right, anon
Om~

>>82837074
Reminds me of Fallout 3
>do you kill everyone in Megaton
>or nah?

>>82837029
>As if I like either of those?
In those cases I just go for whichever I dislike the least

>>82836267 (OP)
6/40
I guess I'm a bit entitled and see myself as different from other people so thats why I voted I see myself as "special"

>>82837117
Imo if you post on this board at all chances are you are different from other people (special) so it's just a fact

>Your score is 3, out of 40. Higher scores indicate greater levels of narcissism.
I have an inferiority complex, I'm annoyed I couldn't pick more pathetic answers. Like the good stories question, I don't tell good stories AT ALL

>>82837322
>I have an inferiority complex, I'm annoyed I couldn't pick more pathetic answers.
sounds like vulnerable narcissism to me tbqh

Here's mine.

Score is 6 out of 40.

>>82837526
>Vanity that high
You're not all that, man

Suck it, nerds

these tests are silly