Thread 82837634

I hate faggots with no banter. Like can you jokingly insult me in conversation plz? I'll do the same to you. Thats how we make it fun. Sincere, nice conversation without playful meanness is so fucking boring

And I know you just saved my pic

>>82837634 (OP)
>and i know you just saved my pic
had this pic for months
sry to dissapoint

>>82837643
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>>82837634 (OP)
Yeah bro I just love sitting around ribbing and picking at each other what a great way to spend time with someone.
You're retarded.

>>82837634 (OP)
So fucking real. My friends and I always used to insult each other like we despised the other dude. My family and I take the piss out of each other and my mom regularly slaps me across the face for being an ass. I'd always flirt by telling my old girl how much I hated her while stroking her hair. If my friends are nice to me I think they're upset with me, if my family's nice to me I think somebody died, and when my girlfriend was nice to me we broke up two weeks later. Hate is my love language.

>>82837666
nice trips satan. I kinda feel the same way, but I'm stuck in a hell hole of niceness in my adulthood.

ok be my friend, organic

>>82837634 (OP)
Jarvis pull up men's mental health stats
Now correlate with
>Boys being boys
Isolate extraneous factors

>>82837634 (OP)
Give me an example of something like that
I can match most folks' vibes, that's how I deal with life usually
If they're nice, I'm nice
If they're mean, I'm mean
And f they're horny, I'm hornier...
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>>82837634 (OP)
i used to be like you, then i got sick and my head stopped working that way. i cant do banter culture anymore

>>82837689
Maybe this is just me getting lucky, but you should start with conventional "safe edgy" humor like self deprication or complaining about customers or whatever. Then you can try a bit of ribbing and see if they're receptive, I've noticed that the closer a work friendship is the more comfortable with jerking yer chain they'll be and vice versa. I believe in u a-non.

>>82837634 (OP)
Also, nobody saved your shitty pic you faggot. Imagine thinking anyone cared that you rehashed some shitty chud meme, lol. I can't think of a single person as obtusely lacking self awareness as you, if I'm being honest it's a miracle your retarded ass is still alive. How many people had to hold your malformed little autist baby hand to get you to survive this long?

>>82837723
I survived this long due to the abundance of vitamins and minerals in your mothers breast milk

>>82837634 (OP)
nah you're just retarded like all the other le banter normies

>>82837634 (OP)
Creating rule sets around communication is autism at best. Policing it is sperging out

>>82837634 (OP)
I never understood the appeal of banter