Thread 82838065

Fembots of r9k. What does your ideal boyfriend act and look like?
>hobbies
>demeanor
>education
>looks

All answers will be different kind of chads all under the guise of "women don't all like the same type of men you disgusting incel "

>>82838065 (OP)
I'd like a confident, intelligent, and funny bf. I'd like for him to be skilled in some area of his choice and I don't care much about what he looks like as long as I like how he smells. It's essential that he can live in the moment and that he's up for trying anything. I'd like if he were a little bit taller than me, but that'd still be under 5'10.

>>82838065 (OP)
willing to be my moidblanket and keep my frail blood diseased body warm and maybe drink alcohol with me and be OK with knowing my time on this shithole rock is limited
>hobbies
i dont fucking know
photography? gardening? moid where are my morning carrots?? moid why didnt you take a photo before you plucked them from the earth? go outside and FIX it NOW.
>demeanor
reserved in public, nice at home.
>education
doesnt matter, some of my best friends have degrees, some are dropouts.
>looks
showers at least once a week
blond preferably
no acne/at least willing to let me fix it
taller than me by at least a couple inches, i am 5ft on the dot. the more the merrier.

>>82838065 (OP)
I want a violent psycho who sticks cats in blenders and microwaves hamsters.

>hobbies
Cooking, cleaning a bathroom perfectly, doing dishes, eating pussy, camping, hiking, fishing, couch coop video games, strategy games, board games, crafts, geocaching, disc golf, whatever gay male shit he needs to do to maintain friends like football and scrote video games
>demeanor
Impish, confident, sultry, curious, doesn't get angry easily, doesn't yell, laughs easily, protective
>education
High school diploma with a lot of training in his field of choice, underdog that rose up on grit talent and charisma
>looks
Huge cock, muscles, young face no wrinkles, sparkling eyes, soft lips, strong jaw, thick hair, perky firm ass, strong legs, V shape torso, strong firm arms, tanned skin, tiny suckable nipples, innie bellybutton, well manicured toenails and fingernails, slightly hairy chest and treasure trail, plump but perky balls, high cheekbones, big straight white teeth

>hobbies
ddr, tetris, ping pong, interested in filmmaking and maybe photography. also there's something kind of cute about a guy who overeats and always wants to try new food, but there's also something cute about a guy who eats the same meals every single day, as long as they're not unhealthy. likes exploring the city but also likes cute small towns. likes live music but isn't cringe about it.
>demeanor
playful, slightly competitive but not fragile, capable of being serious, ridiculous and elaborate sense of humor, excited mannerisms, talks with his hands, driven, kind of a hipster, good taste but not better than mine (impossible), not stupid but not so smart that i can't connect with him, doesn't drink or do drugs, doesn't want me to drink or do drugs, likes girls like me and feels lucky to have me, pervy but in a tasteful way, polite in public, capable of blending into different settings, has basic standards for his friends, kind to me and loves me (duh), had a decent upbringing but wasn't spoiled, pursues creative interests but is still practical
>education
english lit major
>looks
black or brown hair, wavy or straight bangs, brown or green eyes, semitic nose, maybe some asiatic features, impish smirk, long thin neck and narrow shoulders, between 5'8 and 5'10, skinny, straight high set quizzical eyebrows, straight or rounded forehead, prescription glasses with rectangular frames, pale but not pink, probably jewish or wasian, wears statement sweaters sometimes but usually prefers solid colors and dark pants. skinny wrists. understands how to layer, likes scarves. probably looks kind of gay.

everyone else should make their answers at LEAST as detailed if not more
if you see this and you know me please scroll away i'm allowed to write fanfiction on r9k ok shhhh

>>82838110
>I don't care much about what he looks like
>>82838213
>Huge cock, muscles, young face no wrinkles, sparkling eyes, soft lips, strong jaw, thick hair, perky firm ass, strong legs, V shape torso, strong firm-

Mixed messages. It's hard to actually tell which one of you is being truthful and who is virtue signaling for good girl points.

>>82838174
>blond preferably
>tfw brown hair, bronze beard
pls respond, ill send pics of the garden

>>82838273
We're just different people with different priorities

>>82838288
hi
let me see

>>82838293
>We're just different people with different priorities
Your priorities would certainly be unique because most women most certainly care about looks quite a bit.

>>82838295
hi hello
Here is flower i took a photo of. i like it cus it looks like it has littler flowers in it
Too dark to take any new ones.
also i shower daily i hope that's ok

>>82838293
you don't have to prioritize though the objective was to describe your ideal boyfriend
ideal doesn't have to be realistic so you can describe what you want him to look like, it doesn't mean you expect that irl

>>82838379
Maybe she just doesn't want to sound slutty or honestly values personality more in this stage of her life

>>82838392
what would be slutty about describing someone's appearance

If you're a real fembot add me on discord
mabelenjoyer

>>82838065 (OP)
>hobbies
reading, cooking, idk
doesnt have to enjoy games but has to be willing to play stuff i like
>demeanour
confident, secure, eccentric, romantic, protective, doesnt hurt me, doesnt get angry
>education
idc im a dropout so he could be a dropout too
>looks
goes to the gym (so muscly)
preferably no acne
preferably shaves body hair
idrc otherwise

>>82838065 (OP)
a giant himbo werewolf with a fat cock who fucks feral but is otherwise relatively obedient. his hobbies are killing stuff out in the woods and being obsessed with me. he has no education (borderline retarded)

>>82838368
>tfw shes already gone

>>82838501
hi sorry im just sleepy
i liked your flower its very pretty

>>82838510
i'm sleepy 2, its warm here but i will still wrap myself around a body pillow when i sleep in a bit...that could be you...