Thread 82838644

>stay awake until the early morning
>wake up around afternoon
>be so sleepy and grumpy
>get out of bed for a coffee n cig
>parents ask me if I wanna join them to go outside together
>mom tries to convince with ice cream
>be like let me have moar coffee n cig befor I decide on anything
>tempted to stay at home and continue with wow classic
>but I guess I can do that in the evening too
>and I would get to wear some clothes I bought during my japan vacay
>rush to wash my hair
>shave my face
>tfw its so smooth now that I would cuddle myself to be desu
>change clothes
>prepare my smol shoulder bag
>leave together with parents
>feels like I need moar coffee n cigs

>check the news
>so in germany they have like a annual teen slang word of the year election
>people are trying to push goonen(gooning) as the word of the year
>it would be reported on national news if it won
>its ova
>normies are taking over gooning
>walk into a candy store
>I would eat everything if I could
>but nothing really catches my interest
>I could get a free mcflurry from mcdonalds

>Lindt store
>MUST RESIST
>IDK IF I CAN RESIST

>notice they hab sakura flavor
>derail into spending 15 bucks for chocolate balls
>they are worth gold if you ask me

Nail-biting will do permanent damage, you know.

>>82839618
what damage ? they grow back

>>82839618
>my nails were growing for the first time since like a decade
>back in Japan
>now its back to nail biting
You know whats worse? MY FORESKIN WAS BITTEN OFF
WHERE IS MY FORESKIN MOM
REEEEE
(I have blamed parents on this matter a few times but they find it rather amusing)

>>82839649
no way those billboards are real, wtf is wrong with japan

>we are going2eat
>tfw persian lamb ribs for me s00n
>>82839735
>everytime they put on a new billboard ad
>it seemed like their boobs were getting bigger
I hab thousands of pics so im just choosing the fastest one atm
The maids scared me a lot depending on my mental state
>new person trying to talk to you
scary
>new person who is a cute girl targeting you for your wallet
VERY SCARY

>"Das crazy": 35,7%
"Goonen": 35,5%
Gooning lost word of the year award by 00,2%
>Deutschland das Land der Dichter und Denker

>>82839634
Biting will damage spots that don't grow back right.
>>82839649
>but they find it rather amusing
Your dad would've resented you had you been kept intact.
>>82839735
Lack of Yhwist moral schizophrenia.
>>82839785

>>82839785
>I hab thousands of pics
I wish I could even notice a thousand different things.

>the lamb ribs are very tasty
>>82839951
>Your dad would've resented you had you been kept intact.
he doesn't care about religion, he just does what he was taught
And he rather cares about football n beer
>>82840066
You do stop lying
Ur autistic after all

>>82840123
It's not just about religion. It's about punching down on the next generation to cope.
The only thing autistic about me is going out and not noticing that my pants still have the labels on my butt.

>>82840338
>butt
...can I eat your butt???

Finally switched from Windows. G'day.
>>82839858
Neither of these words are german. Why are they nominated?
>>82839649
>>82839785
Just walking in the streets, savages.
>>82840338
>the labels on my butt
What?

>>82840589
>Finally switched from Windows. G'day.
Gentoo?
>Neither of these words are german. Why are they nominated
Welp they used goonen, the germanised version
Like fappieren when people tried to push fapping as nr 1 a few years ago
Welp its also about words that are used by the youth in dis country, can be anglicism too I guess
Idk the rules in my head to be desu
>Just walking in the streets, savages.
I dont rike ur vibes, you seem anti nihon
Anyhoo that was cause of a special event in Akihabara
I was surprised when I saw the streets were blocked for cars so people could walk on it
Happened on my last day, walking on the street in Akihabara was a fun exprience!

Peeing so much from all the apples granny gave me kind of evening.

Do you guys want to be adopted?

>go get some Italian ice cream
>one scope of pistachio
>two(2) of choc mint
>2(two) of cinnamon
>>82840755
>avoiding the question
>>82840792
Only if its by a billionaire familie to be desu

>>82840656
>Gentoo?
I appreciate thge accusation of homosexuality, but NixOS.
>fappieren
That'd be funnier.
>used by the youth in dis country
I thought it's voted by some committee. Never heard someone say Smombie.
>I dont rike ur vibes
Du liebst mich.
But if it's for an event I can understand.
>>82840792
No thanks.

Granny says our land is exhausted after decades. All of the world soil will be in like 60 years, so don't bother with sex.

>>82840857
>I appreciate thge accusation of homosexuality
I just remember what /g/ used to be autistic about a decade ago
>I thought it's voted by some committee. Never heard someone say Smombie.
IDK
>Du liebst mich.
Nein.
>>82840861
U would change ur mind about that if I succed ur dicc

>>82840899
>I just remember what /g/ used to be autistic about a decade ago
/g/ is autistic about a lot of stuff. I don't hang around there much, I just use multiple PCs and having a single nice config to use for them is cool.
But for some reason I can't manage to mount my second Sata SSD. Gonna check on that later, only games on it anyway.
>Nein.
Doch.

>>82839514
>tfw ice cream would taste better if i were female instead

>just spend time at parents fren resturant
>on our way back home
I guess its better we didnt end up at the mall afterwall
I would still run risk buying a switch2 to comfort shop
while I wanna wait for the animal crossing release desu
>regret noy buying more chocolate at the lindt store
>>82840927
Idk much about that
You do you
>Doch.
U were not allowed to use that
>>82841341
Made me laugh like a sperg
Are you that tfw no salerywoman in tokyo anon?

>>82841517
>regret noy buying more chocolate at the lindt store
Get Moser Roth instead
>U were not allowed to use that
You should've said "Oh!" for the funny.

>st0p by a McDonald's on our way back home
>gonna get some foode for lil bro
>he could had asked for food from parents frens restaurant
>but he wants his goyslop
>I order a free mcflurry & smol fries with my McDonald's App points
>(you collect them by ordering with real money)
>plus a latte matcha xd
>there was some drama going on in the kitchen
>one of them was told they could just leave n go back home
>he ends up doing that
>>82841550
>Aldi brand
Personally I avoid Aldi & Lidl
Its Rewe & Netto for me

>>82841821
>Personally I avoid standard place
>It's Poor and Brown central for me

>>82841517
>Are you that tfw no salerywoman in tokyo anon?
yeah
no reason to keep working if iwnbaw

>being on the asexual spectrum
So over...
>and they commonly feel that masturbation is preferable
Aaand we're back, schizoid bros.

Gonna be a lone x tummy pain kind of morning.