Thread 82838837

Would you rather have a fascist blowjob, a communist blowjob, a centrist blowjob, a monarchist blowjob, a primitivist blowjob, a futurist blowjob, a liberal blowjob, a conservative blowjob, or a libertarian blowjob?

I guess primitive is most likely to not shave her pussy or pits. Conservative the next.

>>82838837 (OP)
>Would you rather have a
>fascist blowjob
I don't want a gay dude like nick fuentes to get his smelly taco grease lips on my penis
>communist blowjob
Listen to communist daughter. If you get a boner then end your life immediately.
>centrist blowjob
Actual kino. Could be anything and could be nothing at the same time
>monarchist blowjob
Best option. You have to roll dubs to get an aristocratic women with a choker.
>primitivist blowjob
Hairy women look like dudes and they stink. Good thing it's a blowjob because that's the best she can do.
>futurist blowjob
The ai robot has no feelings and you can turn on an option to always swallow.
>Liberal blowjob
All teeth and gay
>conservative blowjob
All teeth and gay
>libertarian blowjob
The death from the drug overdose is part of the brothel experience

>>82838837 (OP)
Racist blowjobs from brown women.

>>82839003
So THEY are being racist? Like teasing you for being a whitey and getting hard for an inferior brown?

>>82838837 (OP)
id probably want one from a commie since she would be starved and my coom nutrients will fill her up.

>>82838837 (OP)
Libertarian blowjob

>>82838837 (OP)
peak
>conservative blowjob
>primitivist blowjob

great
>monarchist blowjob
>liberal blowjob

good
>libertarian blowjob

mid
>centrist blowjob
>fascist blowjob

painful
>communist blowjob
>futurist blowjob

Thoughts?

>>82839267
Why is the conservative blowjob better than the monarchist one? Do you like redneck girls?

>>82839358
Monarchist blowjob is hot because youre getting head from a royal bitch with a superiority complex who's never given head before, conservative blowjob is hot because I see it as the most hypocritical nonsensical mindset it has so much tension, it's hard to describe but I think I could become one with a conservative blowjob foid

>>82838837 (OP)
>conservative blowjob
how would that even feel like?

i feel like we should make a tierlist tho