Thread 82839342

Who else /simpleton/ here??

I'm a 32 year old neet high school dropout who lives with my mother

>>82839356
Howd you do that?
I went to college but only passed by th skin of my teeth and with a lot of extra support 1 extra year too

>>82839372
how did I do what?

by the time I was 12 I had decided that life was a cosmic joke and simply gave up entirely. I completely absurdist maxxed in high school. I've been suicidal since I was 16 but had too much of a conscience and didn't want to cause additional suffering to my family.

>>82839408
I agree life IS a joke and am depressed a lot too
I feel like i given up too. But mainly because lifes all the same and meaningless. And also same I cant kms because of what it would do to my fa.=mily.

>>82839342 (OP)
im also in the 2 digits iq club

i find it funny that nerds blame their iq on their unhappiness, as if stupid people aren't angry and stupid all the time

>>82839495
for their*

>>82839495
>>82839505

that's stupid, in fact, unintelligent people are more likely to not be able to solve their problems. but that's not a nerd thing, i would say me and pretty much the average robot knows very well that that's not why our lives are shit

>>82839549
see it all the time on here "must be nice" re stupid people

>>82839342 (OP)
>>82839356
im about to drop a real hard blackpill on you faggots. The online tests adds points so that you will go and pay for the real test. When i did the mensa norway online test it scored me at 135 and when i went to the actuall test paid the 40bucks like a good goy i got 109 (wish isnt bad but not 135 lmao) so the 125 guy is probably more like 100 and 85........ yeah i dont know what to say.
>Fun fact
IQ is the greatest predictor on how you will do in life so if your life is shity, guesss what its becous your a R E T A R D E D M I D W I T just like the rest of us here.
>another fun fact
you cant use the fucking euro sign on this dirty ratsnest of a website

>>82839563
really? well they must be midwits or normies / normie adjacent

I'm in Mensa and if your IQ is below 125 we basically aren't having a conversation because I can model your entire thought process without effort and I'm examining you like a bug

>>82839648
>muh mensa

you're probably barely better than a normie

>>82839648
cool beans.
were having a conversation right now though
I am OP

>>82839660
>you're probably barely better than a normie
False

>>82839686
>were having a conversation right now though
False
>I am OP
You are a bug

>>82840133
well since your in mensa why dont you tell us the lenght of the test (the time you have to take it) since it has been the same since the "club" started?

>>82840388
I finished each segment with time to spare. The faster you finish the higher your score is. I was not paying attention to the time limit and answered intuitively or skipped any question I did not have a hunch about. Incorrect answers are penalized.

It's not a test you need to practice or study for. There's no way for a low IQ person to pass without cheating.

there are no good iq tests online. even a 10 yo child can do pattern recognition

>>82839575
>the 125 guy is probably more like 100
B-but anon, I got ~110 IQ on that test... What does it mean...?

what website is this? which free iq test is the best?

>>82841033
it means you are not good at recognizing patterns, simple as

>>82839342 (OP)
>>82839356
What matters is how kind your heart is.

>>82841348
>What matters is how kind your heart is.
autistic nigger

>>82841418
who also tries to be kind

>>82841070
>which free iq test is the best?
I once found one which made you recite sequences of numbers backwards and compare weights. I wish I could find it again. THAT'S the shit that REALLY tests your cognitive ability, not just silly little visual puzzles.

>>82841503
You seem to be extremely boring and dull irl. Are you religious or what? Let me tell you something, kindness only has value when it comes from someone who is capable of causing harm.

>>82841823
>You seem to be extremely boring and dull irl
Extremely, yes, and more so with each passing year.
>Are you religious or what?
A little bit.
>Let me tell you something, kindness only has value when it comes from someone who is capable of causing harm.
Do you actually mean "value" or do you mean impressive or admirable? It is admirable when someone capable of doing harm and who would benefit from it instead opts for being kind. There is effort involved. But why would those who are not capable of causing harm refrain from being kind? It would be just as valuable, even if the effort or sacrifice is lesser.

>>82841922
please keep being kind anon. try your best. we need more of (You). thank you :)

>>82841823
I'm a little bit slow, as should be expected considering the board and thread, but could you perhaps be hinting at that Nietzsche quote about fangs and something? Is that why you asked if I was religious?

>>82841943
The fact is, I'm not very kind, but I used to be kind-of a cunt, so there is growth.

>>82841922
>>82842003
I knew someone just like you and being nice turned him into a joke (I'm not talking about myself, I really knew a guy like that). The same people who say positive things about your actions (like the other anon) would be laughing at you irl.
>But why would those who are not capable of causing harm refrain from being kind?
Being nicer than necessary will only get you into trouble, you need to know how to be mean too.
>but could you perhaps be hinting at that Nietzsche quote
Nah, I was just seeing if you fit into a certain pattern.

118, midwit tier. Although I straight up guessed on the last few as the last grains of sand were running through the neck of the hourglass, so who's to say for sure?

>>82842003
>but I used to be kind-of a cunt, so there is growth.
that's what matters!

>>82841757
>THAT'S the shit that REALLY tests your cognitive ability,
No, that's shit that tests if you're autistic.

>>82842072
Lots of people, if not everyone, do laugh at me! I do not understand the point, though. Are you willing to help me understand? And can you further elaborate on that pattern of yours?

>>82839342 (OP)
Some of the purest, kindest hearted humans were borderline retarded according to IQ tests.

>>82839342 (OP)
>>82839356
latinx """"genius""""" here, IQ tests are bullshit

>>82839342 (OP)
lmao 85 iq is not bad, it just looks bad. simply embrace hypergamy and fuck a 140 iq bitch, and your children will come out fine. also tell noone you have 85 iq

>>82839342 (OP)
it is an interesting life

>>82842614
what makes you a "genius"??

>>82842295
He got bullied for simping on girls (he thought he was being nice) so he's no projecting onto you!

>>82839342 (OP)
This is a pretty gay test, I remember some other Mensa test that had 20 questions, but the later questions got progressively more complex to the point I had no idea WTF I am looking for in the last few.

>>82843149
Was this this one?
https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/

>>82843567
Being smarter than a room of 50 white people is genius tier for a latinox

I regularly score in the neighborhood of 115 on these tests and honestly Im ok with it

If people cannot realistically communicate with 2 standard deviations under or over them wouldn't it be better to be a midwit or sub 100 iq for the sheer ability to manipulate people in your iq cohort +/- over being le 150 iq who inevitably offs themselves from isolation and depression

>>82843713
I had an oneitis like 15 years ago and barely talk to females nowadays, so that can't be it. On the contrary, the fact I'm no longer interested in women is part of it, of that I am sure.