Thread 82839992

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Anonymous 10/18/2025, 4:42:09 PM No.82839992 [Report] >>82840005 >>82840218 >>82840227 >>82841399

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woke up with a raging rock hard boner. anyone know why? im scared

Anonymous 10/18/2025, 4:43:26 PM No.82840003 [Report]

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Your cock is essentially saying there is "unfinished business". If you slap the bitch around, it'll behave.

Anonymous 10/18/2025, 4:43:31 PM No.82840005 [Report]

>>82839992 (OP)
I'm like this every morning even if i jerked off the night before, idk i guess my cock deserves some pussy

Anonymous 10/18/2025, 5:05:13 PM No.82840218 [Report]

>>82839992 (OP)
>anyone know why?
Probably due to the toxic mix of faggotry and retardation brewing in your rectal microbiome.

Anonymous 10/18/2025, 5:06:12 PM No.82840227 [Report]

>>82839992 (OP)
>Why?
It means you had a good night's sleep
proud of you, anon

Anonymous 10/18/2025, 6:50:11 PM No.82841094 [Report]

That's a sign of health, anon. Does that not typically happen?

You need to be eating better and exercising.

Anonymous 10/18/2025, 7:24:54 PM No.82841399 [Report]

>>82839992 (OP)
What lifestyle changes have you made? I'm in the same situation as you, but the exact opposite. I never have nocturnal erections. I'm also not fat and my hormones are normal.