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Anonymous No.82843340 [Report] >>82843357 >>82843361 >>82843362 >>82843364 >>82843371 >>82843390 >>82843394 >>82843470 >>82843643 >>82843723 >>82843813 >>82843894 >>82844706 >>82844791 >>82844821 >>82845050 >>82845126 >>82845314 >>82845412 >>82845439 >>82845597 >>82845660 >>82845670
men PLEASE stop being oblivious to the signs. please learn some social dynamics.

SHE IS THERE THIRSTING FOR YOU. you're just ignoring her.
Anonymous No.82843348 [Report]
Who are you talking about? No one has ever gotten into my 'personal bubble'.
Anonymous No.82843351 [Report]
No girl will ever do this to me. Well, I'm 29 years old, so maybe I should be saying:
No girl had ever done this to me.
Anonymous No.82843357 [Report] >>82845660
>>82843340 (OP)
Okay I'll try and go for it
>RAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up, lying is the only hobby cunts ever have.
Anonymous No.82843361 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
dont care
doesnt happen to me anyway
Anonymous No.82843362 [Report] >>82845434
>>82843340 (OP)
I'M SORRY FOID I HAVE AUTISM

>that one cute foid who searched me out on her 18th birthday just to tell me that she turned 18 that day.
me: oh nice, happy birthday foid xDD
Anonymous No.82843364 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
I've never had a personal bubble. whatever that means.
Anonymous No.82843371 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
Why is she using incel lingo, this advice only applies to normalfags.
Anonymous No.82843390 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
yeah ive never had a girl "get into my personal bubble"
Anonymous No.82843394 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
Yeah I'll try to remember that if a girl cuddles or grabs my balls. That's never happened in 29 years of existence but maybe today is the day.
Anonymous No.82843427 [Report] >>82844683
Thanks for the advice femoid. I had several women grabbing my nut sack but I wasn't sure if they were into me. The more you know.
Anonymous No.82843470 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
that kind of shit never happened to me, guess that confirms what I already knew that no foids ever saw me as a potential mate.
Anonymous No.82843643 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
Either be direct or fuck off. No one gives a shit about your signs anymore. Mrn ate tired if tour double speak. If you cannot be direct you dint deserve him. Now fuck off.
Anonymous No.82843723 [Report] >>82843800
>>82843340 (OP)
>This comes from hearing too many of the homies tell me about girls
cuddling them or even grabbing their balls and STILL wondering if that girl
was into them
I'll take shit that didn't happen for 100, Alex.
Anonymous No.82843800 [Report] >>82843825 >>82844919
>>82843723
The balls thing is BS but the cuddling thing isn't. I was bullied for being ugly from a very young age to the point that I thought it was impossible for anyone to ever be attracted to me, so when a girl that I had a massive crush on would hug me and even hold my hand to go to class with her every day the possibility of me having a chance with her never even entered my mind. I was depressed about how I could never be with her while that was happening. It wasn't until years that high school that I even thought back in hindsight that I might have had a chance and should have asked her out.
Anonymous No.82843813 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
>goes into your personal bubble
Yeah haha right... we all fumbled women who took an interest in us amirite fellas? I definitely never have been completely ignored my entire life!
Anonymous No.82843825 [Report] >>82844919
>>82843800
*until years after high school
Also this happened when I was 14-16 and now I'm a 29 year old virgin. It's crazy to think I could have had a gf at 14 and now I'm 29 without having ever been kissed.
Anonymous No.82843860 [Report]
Yeah, I'm not 6'2" so this doesn't happen to me
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82843894 [Report] >>82844759
>>82843340 (OP)
>you're just ignoring her.
am i really if i can't fucking tell?
my skeleton is made of a neutronium-bone alloy, i'm dense as all FUCK
if a girl is interested in me she'll have to be very very direct otherwise i won't fucking get it

and i imagine the guys that "fumble" shit like she's implying are similarly dense, in which case, i tell (You) girls out there who are waiting on a guy to pick up the "signs"
DON'T. we don't fucking get it, there are very very few people who manage to get those signs AND not misinterpret them
be blunt and direct, that's what works on us
Anonymous No.82843899 [Report]
I haven't received any signals. women are not attracted to me.
Anonymous No.82844285 [Report]
I receive and ignore signals on purpose because I want women to suffer with rejection. Not larp or "she was totally into me bro" coping, I late bloomed and I am punishing women forever for how I got treated from ages ~13 to 18
Anonymous No.82844391 [Report]
>cuddling/groping
Yeah, that's infinitely further than just being very close to you.
The anime moments where a girl is like leaning next to you with her tits/underwear showing and body against you slightly or she bumps her ass into your elbow and doesn't like shudder in disgust are real and mean nothing.
Anonymous No.82844683 [Report]
>>82843427
well at least now you know!
Anonymous No.82844706 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
>cuddling them and grabbing their balls
Never happened
Also that's sexual harrassment enjoy getting cancelled for promoting rape
Anonymous No.82844759 [Report]
>>82843894
thing is chads out there don't care about the signals. they approach and escalate regardless of any signs, which ironically is what makes them attractive to women, being blunt and direct. they don't fear any of the repercussions, either because of a lack of self-awareness or because they simply don't care.
Anonymous No.82844791 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
Man troons have some wild imaginations
Anonymous No.82844821 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
You're not entitled to me being attracted to you sorry
Anonymous No.82844919 [Report] >>82844950 >>82845103 >>82845292
>>82843800
>>82843825
Same exact shit happened to me at the same age. Was bullied constantly in middle school. Entered high school and a cute blonde blue eyed girl started talking to me, started walking around everywhere with me, hugging me and stuff in the classroom/hallway. My brain however decided that the logical reason for this is "my classmates are all in on an elaborate method of bullying, as soon as i confess to the girl that i like her they will mock me and she will reveal she was just messing with me". So i decide to do nothing.
A couple months pass, and when i'm at some competition in another school, the blonde girl's best friend tells me "why haven't you asked her out, she has a massive crush on you". To any normal human this would solidify the fact the girl likes them. To me it confirmed "yes, they are bullying me surely". So i continued doing nothing. This went on for 2 YEARS. She even KISSED ME at a house party in front of everyone. AND I STILL DID NOTHING AND ACTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
In senior year she shaved her head, completely stopped talking or interacting with me and got a boyfriend who was a knockoff offbrand version of me. Guy looked almost exactly like me, except he was half a foot shorter and had bad cystic acne.

Later on i found out that my autism made her insanely insecure and depressed and she had to go to therapy because of it. Now she's engaged to the knockoff guy. I saw her at a music festival this summer (with the guy, i was alone because i'm autistic and go to concerts alone). We stared at each other for 30 seconds without saying anything. Then she said "it's been a long time" and i said "yeah" and she just said "bye" and walked away. I am a 24yo kissless virgin.
Anonymous No.82844950 [Report]
>>82844919
holy shit bro I thought I was autistic
Anonymous No.82845050 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
>SHE IS THERE THIRSTING FOR YOU. you're just ignoring her.
Yes.
Anonymous No.82845103 [Report]
>>82844919
at least you got a kiss
also you mindbroke a cuntoid
based
Anonymous No.82845126 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
Testing waters being the operative phrase here. I've had this happen many times but it never means shit. Just the other day I was hanging out with two friends of mine, both female, and the one who I asked out and rejected me months ago places her hand on my thigh as we're all watching a movie. She's sitting pretty close, and her hand lingers for a good thirty seconds or so. And so I naturally think she's coming on to me in some way and I reach out and hold her hand. Long story short that was a mistake, and for the rest of the evening she's acting mad and basically treating me like shit.
Anonymous No.82845292 [Report] >>82845308
>>82844919
>She even KISSED ME
>I am a 24yo kissless virgin
FAKE ASS STORY
Anonymous No.82845308 [Report]
>>82845292
Yeah i realised when i posted that i'm technically not a KISSLESS virgin, but i don't think it counts. It was like a 2 second kiss and she surprised me with it, so i'm not counting it.
Anonymous No.82845314 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
I actually got my ass pinched and arms/stomach felt up by Stacey and it does not feel flattering or like she's coming on to you at all I was actually frozen and quite scared
Anonymous No.82845327 [Report] >>82845395
One of my sister's friends from college would always squeeze my arms and ask me to hug her, but she was just kind of a bubbly person so I figured it was just that. She would also sit really close to me and look at me sometimes, and i just sat there staring at the wall like a stone because i was uncomfortable. Was I wrong? My sister kept telling me she had a crush on me too, but she was like 6 or 7 years older so I figured that wasn't possible
Anonymous No.82845395 [Report] >>82845409
>>82845327
>my sister's friends from college
>but she was like 6 or 7 years older
waymint...we'll be generous and assume she was at least 19 cause she had to first meet your sister...which still is uh...
Anonymous No.82845409 [Report] >>82845424
>>82845395
It's a small town and filled with mostly losers so she was actually around 25 at the time. I was maybe 17 or 18 I cant really remember. People here either start college really late or stay there for years jumping from degree to other degree.
Anonymous No.82845412 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
>girls cuddling them or even grabbing their balls
Yeah sure that happens to me so often.
Anonymous No.82845424 [Report] >>82845459
>>82845409
oh yeah in that case you shoulda fucked some college pussy bro
Anonymous No.82845434 [Report]
>>82843362
>>that one cute foid who searched me out on her 18th birthday just to tell me that she turned 18 that day.
potentially worst fuckup in the thread
Anonymous No.82845439 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
I intentionally act oblivious then drop hints, it's so fun.

I've been creating so much sexual tension with this girl at work, I can't wait till we actually fuck
Anonymous No.82845459 [Report] >>82845598 >>82845598
>>82845424
looking back at that made me realize I am broken in the head. according to this site and even my parents and sister she was literally throwing herself at me, and I didnt even consider it a possibility. I thought she was just weird. Im pushing 30 now so it's over.
Anonymous No.82845597 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
The only ones who "get in my personal bubble" are literal hags
Anonymous No.82845598 [Report]
>>82845459
>>82845459
>I thought she was just weird
haha and all along it was anon who was weird
Anonymous No.82845660 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
Dumb bitch stop telling them the tricks when I just want to keep getting away with fondling autists scot free like >>82843357
Anonymous No.82845670 [Report]
>>82843340 (OP)
>as a foid
FUCK OFF TROON