Thread 82846619

You're a fakecel if you wouldn't have sex with picrel, and that's a fact.

>>82846619 (OP)
at least shes got a nice face. fakecel if you wouldnt marry topiachu

>>82846619 (OP)
Except I would have.

I think she peaked at 900lbs before getting her belly fat removed.

>>82846619 (OP)
I never faked my friendship with you, I believe I could come up with ways to make this work. I never swore an oath to do such.

>>82847661
fuck it, I did. Why aren't you here anymore when I roll her over and make her mine?

>>82846619 (OP)
how... does she take a dump?

>>82846619 (OP)
How does that make you a fakecel? You are a fakecel if you would have sex with this thing

>>82847698
Alright you're gone and this means nothing to anyone else anymore. I'd let her sit on my penis. I swore an oath to fuck her without fucking her. apparently my penis wasn't involved. I'm not entirely certain how it';d work if it did good thing it wasn't one of thsoe porno things. I kinda think it kinda was. I am not enitirely if she's into it I don't think I aint got to do to much

>>82846619 (OP)
>volcel
whatever but dying virgin is better than attempting to pierce this hambeast. you'd have nightmares for sure.

>>82847731
I mean we're bro's. If she wants to have sex with me I'll fuck her for you. Bro fist. You're my bro and if you hit that with that other chic high five. Why'd you go and die on me?

>>82847728
Fakecel detected. Saint Elliot would be disgusted by you.

>>82847759
Eliot would sooner take his own life than be forced to fuck this creature

>>82847765
He took his life because he couldn't get with this "creature." You better read up on the sacred manifesto, buddy.

>>82847756
fuckin. nomore drinking and drugs and being like yeah maybe? you set your sights on that one and we're done? Fucker aint I should be angry about none of this you just going off and done?

>>82847775
He took his own life because he refused to settle for anything but a blonde Stacey

>>82847787
I'm gonna find my fucking chalice. You can call it a pint glass but I'm gonna fill it with something in there.

>>82846619 (OP)
vin is always true

>>82847723
Most women that size need steel toilets and a rag on a stick to wipe.

As hot as it is that someone could hit 900lbs like she managed, the hygiene issues get to me

>>82848422
>900lbs
almost 9 times more than me lmao

>>82847723
>>82848422
Yknow she just probably doesn't wipe right? That's what's gross

>>82848422
just get a bidet