Thread 82848519

Approximately 25% of people in the world believe in a religion where their prophet canonically had sex with dark skinned indian/pakistani men. Thoughts?

>Thoughts?
You're the best shabbos goy.

>>82848519 (OP)
OK, what's next? Where are we going with this?

>>82848519 (OP)
they believes way wackier things:

https://islamicwisdom.neocities.org/

>>82848519 (OP)
But it's not canon though.

>>82848558
>>82848550
Hadiths are not canon. I say this as someone who hates mudslimes.

>>82848519 (OP)
is this buck breaking 2 electric boogaloo?

>>82848519 (OP)
Not much, globoabrahomo buckbroke humanity for a long time.
Paganism always made more sense, outside of maybe sacrifices and other stuff like that.

>>82848568
They are cannon now, inshallah

>>82848519 (OP)
If this story was meant to be sexual, wouldn't there be more examples of Muhammad being gay? Because it seems to go from being homophobic, all the way to getting gangbanged, which sounds pretty absurd lmao. And this was in 6th century Arabia so wouldn't he have risked everything amongst his community in doing this, especially in front of his peer who reported the story? But if the argument is that he had such a pull over the community that he wouldn't face repercussion, why make homosexuality haram at all then?

>>82848650
I hate islam but it's a fake hadith made by some tard on /int/ and they started spamming it everywhere and now its making its way into twitter lmfao

I'm so glad my religion doesn't have any sus or gay stuff

>religion
>pakistani
>25%
my dick doesn't work, can i just say a^a,^b?

>>82848568
Islamic scholars will call you kafir if you do not believe in the hadiths, therefore it is canon

>>82848912
hadiths vary in strength and acceptance level, and AFAIK the al-Zutt story is from what's generally seen a weak hadith (i.e. very possibly false but we included it for posterity)

zutt were black african, imagine being a 'jeet, seeing this meme then trying to take credit for busting muhammad's boypussy like some scam artist, why do indians love scams and plagiarism so much

>>82848650
There are other examples of him being gay, such as lifting up the shirts of other men, kissing them, and sucking on their tounges

>>82848984
>weak
It's from Sahih Al-Bukhari. It's a legitimate hadith

GREAT HOPPING HADITHS! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO WATCH FROM BEHIND THIS LINE AS THE ZVTTS RUN A TRAIN ON THE PROPHET (pbuh) AND RUIN HIS SEMETIC BUSSY? AND THEY'LL COVER HIS ROBE WITH SEMEN STAINS SO HE HAS TO WALK AROUND WITH A CONSTANT REMINDER OF HIM BEING ZVTTED? WHAT'S THAT, I HAVE TO DOCUMENT THE WHOLE THING SO PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW WILL KNOW HOW HE GOT ZUTTED AND MADE INTO A LAUGHING STOCK WHILE I JUST SAT AND WATCHED? WELL, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD AND INTO HIS BUSSY YABBA DABBA AHAMDULLIAHADOOOOO

>>82848519 (OP)
Nuke kikes and mudslimes from orbit. That's how I feel about it.

You wouldn't believe how little of a shit I give about any of this.

>>82848675
Feels good to be a Hindu

>>82848519 (OP)
I really don't care what brown people in the 7th century were doing. I'm guessing 99% of them were illiterate and scared of the weather/eclipses.

No one. Anywhere. Ever. Should care what illiterate desert men wrote down aside from historical interest. Reading books from that era is like getting your worldview from 4th graders who like to murder people.

>>82848519 (OP)
i love how terminally online people are obsessed with this and yet 99% of everyone else doesn't give a fuck and wonder why you are so into gay porn.