Thread 82854921

I'm 30 but I crave the booty and curves of a 20 year old baddie.
Thing is, I've never had a gf or any romantic partner. The chance of me getting this is essentially zero. why is it built into my DNA then? Is it because I missed out on prime developmental years? Women my age want gross stuff like offspring and a guy to provide, I just want some hot ass and a girl that loves me unconditionally bros

you had your fun when you were that age. gotta move on. tons of 30yo hags to crack

>>82854942
I didn't have fun at all. I'm a virgin, still man. I just wanted a taste of some hot 20 ass.
age gaps never work long term but it'd be nice. I'm finally making some money now so maybe there's a chance??? please tell me there's a chance

>>82854958
I don't think you should look at people who were 10 when you were an adult

>>82855046
that's a weird way to think about people who are adults.

>>82855164
*barely legal adults who's brains aren't fully developed

>>82855176
dont care, an adult is an adult and it stops at that. Don't be a karen

its over unc, time to settle down with a hag, maybe on a farm, have a couple of kids, the 20 year old qts are for us zoomies

>>82854921 (OP)
is that stamper

>>82855191
*mumble mumble grumble mumble*

>>82854921 (OP)
Did Stamper make it back after the whole schizo accusations?

>>82855212
yah, last I heard he's hooked heroin and homeless

>>82854921 (OP)
Younger zoomer girls want me, but the older ones don't, I have noticed, if we're using 2012 as the cutoff for zoomers
I'm old enough to be their father
Whenever I feel like not being a depressed mess I might be in a relationship with one, but not to pump and dump, to love and support and cherish, but she has to be a real fembot, basically a bedrotter and I will treat her well and love her

>>82854921 (OP)
Just date young zoomer women. Half of them have daddy issues due to being "raised" (neglected) by spiritually jewish Gen Xir fathers and the other half are frustrated with the state of Gen Z "men".

>anyone else an unc but crave 20 y.o. ass
no.
>why is it built into my DNA then
because it's our biological purpose in life
>I just want some hot ass and a girl that loves me unconditionally bros
then stop posting on r9k and go looksmax or some shit

>>82855218
nah, as the zoomies say, he's cooked. but he is schizo and homeless
>>82855228
how do you manage to get em?
>>82855230
would love to, I dont like women my age anymore, they all hate men, it least the single ones do

>>82854921 (OP)
Speak English like a normal person, subhuman.

>>82855253
Kind of sad. He went from the older wiser one to cracked up schizo

>>82854921 (OP)
whenever 'I Saw the Sign' plays at my shitty retail job I think about sleepycabin.

>>82855253
Just post on /soc/ looking for friends in your area, don't specify gender, women will add you and you can then work that into a relationship. Men will add you too but whatever you can chat with them a bit and then move on. It's important not to say you're just looking for a gf because women generally ignore such posts.

>>82855253
>>how do you manage to get em?
I literally just bee myself
With the caveat is that I used those years on them to fix myself, so I'm put together somewhat, but still fucked up

>>82855176
I'm down right retarded, so we I shouldn't be given more responsiblity for my actions just because of my age. LOL

I just wish I could fap but it's a sin. I really don't crave much and in fact wouldn't want the intimacy of real sex.

>>82855277
>>82855253
Also I guess to expand upon this, I'm just not overly sexual with them, I treat them kind
Then they ask for my dick and trip over themselves to do so
I'm not creepy about it, I'm respectful, I understand what they want even if they're a bit mentally ill
I'm not going to manipulate some 20 year old into bed just to abandon them though, they don't deserve to be fucked by the internet more intensely and at an earlier age than I was and than fucked by some manipulative older man too, so I make sure the understanding is that I'm just giving them what they want
Like I said just be their father who obviously fucked up

>>82855046
This is such a retarded thing to say lmao, OP is no longer 20 and the person he fucks is no longer 10.

>>82855046
When you were 10 she was just being born you sick freak!
>but I'm 50, and she's 40
YOU FUCKING PEDO AAAAAAAA