>>82855664 (OP) >Hey guys! let me start a thread with a really obtuse premise, and let me back it all up with a reddit screenshot of an anecdote that definitely happened and was definitely written by an actual person!
>>82855664 (OP) >i only have myself & mommy issues to blame for this >but oh well! Time to spread my legs for the next pathetic nigger who comes calling, who I will conveniently obscure my past for! >i hate men!!!!