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Anonymous No.82858007 [Report] >>82858032 >>82858034 >>82858035 >>82858046 >>82858052 >>82858057 >>82858115 >>82858485 >>82858673 >>82860540
>I love you
>Can you pick up a few ingredients on the way home from the store? I've got something special planned for you.
>Can I sleep over?
>You smell nice
>Am I being too much for you?
>I promise I'll stop if you don't like it
>I just don't want to lose you
>I love you
>You're always so nice to me
>I get so jealous when you act how you always do with other people
>I wish I could keep you all to myself
>I love you
>Go back to sleep, you don't need to get up yet
>I love you
>I love you
>I love you
>I think your parents like me. Did I do alright meeting them?
>hold me tighter
>I need you so much
>Please don't leave me
>We should get a puppy, it would be like practice for when we have kids.
>I missed you so much
>I love you
>You're so mean for staying away from me for so long
>Are you okay? You seem really tired. Want to take a nap together?
>I made you coffee
>I love you
>I'm getting kinda tired. Come take a shower with me so we can go to sleep
>I love you
>Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve you
>I love you
>I love you
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.82858025 [Report]
Yep, so these are those words.
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82858032 [Report] >>82858379
>>82858007 (OP)
i was wondering why i wasn't seeing these depressing posts, huh
thank you for only posting that when i'm asleep, which i normally would be by now but i'm having an insomnia fit
you're kinder than you look, anon
𖤐 No.82858034 [Report]
>>82858007 (OP)
sybau slut hoe
Anonymous No.82858035 [Report]
>>82858007 (OP)
this person clearly has an unheatly obsession with you
you should cheat on them to fix it
Anonymous No.82858046 [Report] >>82858063
>>82858007 (OP)
I've experienced most of this and guess what, she still left in the end
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858052 [Report] >>82858094 >>82858127
>>82858007 (OP)
none of this is real wake up anons!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.82858057 [Report]
>>82858007 (OP)
>>We should get a puppy, it would be like practice for when we have kids.
We compromised and got a snake
Anonymous No.82858063 [Report] >>82858084
>>82858046
Be a nice bf to your cute gf next time faggot
Anonymous No.82858084 [Report] >>82858494
>>82858063
I was a nice bf, by her own admission, the only one who valued her and never abused her, she just kinda got bored and found someone new.
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82858094 [Report] >>82858130
>>82858052
oh i'm awake, more awake than i'd like to be, in more ways than one too
at this point i'd rather live in dreamland than clown world, but it is what it is, man
Anonymous No.82858115 [Report]
>>82858007 (OP)
do you think that shes spewing her loveslop like this at the next guy shes dating too
Anonymous No.82858127 [Report] >>82858179
>>82858052
I'm not OP, but I currently have a massive crush on you neptune. You were really nice to me in a thread a while back and I've been dreaming about you since.
I wish I could have you laying next to me every night so I could hold you close and cuddle with you. I want to give you soft kisses on your neck.
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858130 [Report] >>82858222 >>82860573
>>82858094
okay but OP is baiting and love/relationships are never that sweet and cute wake up!!! do not fall for it!!!!!
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858179 [Report] >>82858255
>>82858127
anon that is super cute and sweet but i would be horrible for you!!!!!!
also which thread? sorry i've had a rough week :0
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82858222 [Report] >>82858252 >>82858452
>>82858130
>love/relationships are never that sweet and cute
not always, and certainly not all the time
but nothing says you can't have sweet moments like these that highlight how good it is to have someone love and care about you
again, dreamland man, but it is what it is
being an oneironaut i already have a predisposition to daydreaming so this shit calls to me
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858252 [Report] >>82858271
>>82858222
>trips of truth
fuck.... he may be telling the truth........
Anonymous No.82858255 [Report] >>82858302
>>82858179
>which thread
That's my secret. I have it bookmarked and I've been reading it every few days when I need something to make me feel better.
I just want you to know I really like you. I really wish you were my wife.
>I would be horrible for you
I beg to differ dummy.
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82858271 [Report] >>82858302
>>82858252
make sure to buff up before posting on 4chan
the mantle of gets is no joke
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858302 [Report] >>82858355 >>82858443
>>82858255
it's very hard for me to believe i was that impactful for someone but i'm glad i was there to make you feel better!!
but i am awfully curious now :o
>I really wish you were my wife.
>I beg to differ dummy.
i'd be horrible i cannot stress this enough!!!!!!
>>82858271
i'm too weak this is why i never get trips FUCK...
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82858355 [Report] >>82858425
>>82858302
well now you know the correct buffing sentence
may your gets be blessed now

also... as someone who has been around someone strikingly similar to you before, lemme just say this much
you wouldn't be THAT horrible if you really made an effort to get over your fears, both expressing them and trying to work around them
i know it's easier said than done, but i think putting in effort goes a long way, and anything else, you two could make it work if you were patient enough

also, you may have a tendency to bottle things up so do NOT
communication is key here and i know it's scary as all fuck to say what's really on your mind since you open yourself up for backlash, but still...
that's what makes or breaks things here
be brave, anon
Anonymous No.82858379 [Report] >>82858531
>>82858032
>the look on your face is so cute when you're asleep
>I just want to sat you up
>I love you so much
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858425 [Report] >>82858531
>>82858355
okay the difference is this other person probably has the capacity to change while i do not!!!
not because i am incapable of doing so, but because i am very comfortable where i sit
i know my limits because i've gone beyond them before :[
Anonymous No.82858443 [Report] >>82858456
>>82858302
>i'd be horrible i cannot stress this enough!!!!!!
You've said this to me several times now but your posts have always proved otherwise.
I have a HUGE crush on you and there isn't anything you can do about it. DEAL WITH IT.
Anonymous No.82858452 [Report] >>82858531
>>82858222
All relationships are 50% like that at least when they are with me. I have love bombing genes idk I lovebomb everyone in my family and friends I just have a big heart I think
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858456 [Report] >>82858513
>>82858443
>You've said this to me several times now but your posts have always proved otherwise.
what do i say that proves otherwise?? i know everyone likes to go "noo!! i'm horrible wahh!!" but i think i actually kinda am (within relationships at least :p)
>I have a HUGE crush on you and there isn't anything you can do about it. DEAL WITH IT.
i don't mind!! i am actually flattered (and maybe kicking my feet a little)
Anonymous No.82858485 [Report]
>>82858007 (OP)
I don't like surprises. If you like my parents, there's something wrong with you. I don't like pets and we are never having kids. I do not need to go to bed just because you are tired. A minute ago you were projecting your tiredness on me and made me coffee that I didn't want, at midnight. You do not deserve me, and you are retarded. Get out of my house.
Anonymous No.82858494 [Report]
>>82858084
Fuck, man.. This is why I feel like it would be over even if I did find a girlfriend
Anonymous No.82858513 [Report] >>82858540
>>82858456
> but i think i actually kinda am
perhaps you are a bit retarded. I think you're very sweet.
>i don't mind!! i am actually flattered (and maybe kicking my feet a little)
Glad I could make you happy :)

If you are still around here within 9-12 months, I'm seriously going to pursue you and try to make you my wife. Life is a bit shaky for me at the moment but in the future I would love to make you mine.
Anonymous !HKiI8Junas No.82858531 [Report]
>>82858379
more suicide fuel, huh
thanks, anon

>>82858425
>other person probably has the capacity to change while i do not!!!
you do, like i said, and like you just said, you're just unwilling
if you put in effort, you wouldn't be as awful as you claim to be, is what i'm trying to say here

>i know my limits because i've gone beyond them before :[
limits can be pushed, slowly over time
you'd be surprised the shit we can adapt to...

>>82858452
i love people like you, anon
never change, people with big hearts earn my admiration really fast
i'm more or less the same but i'm guarded so i selectively lovebomb, lol
neptune !!oR5JntD5E5m No.82858540 [Report] >>82858605
>>82858513
>perhaps you are a bit retarded. I think you're very sweet.
i am very silly. but thank you!!! :D
>If you are still around here within 9-12 months, I'm seriously going to pursue you and try to make you my wife. Life is a bit shaky for me at the moment but in the future I would love to make you mine.
i've been here for years so unless i suddenly die or something i'll still likely be here
i will ALSO still be a horrendous option. seek better things as you find your way in life!!!!!
Anonymous No.82858605 [Report]
>>82858540
>i will ALSO still be a horrendous option. seek better things as you find your way in life!!!!!
Shut up dummy, I like you despite your aggravating self deprecation.
Anonymous No.82858647 [Report]
Love is in this thread
Love is in the air
Anonymous No.82858673 [Report]
>>82858007 (OP)
next in line
Anonymous No.82858773 [Report] >>82858937 >>82859023
>I love you even though you're just a name on an incel board
>i'm not good for you = I don't want this
>No You do!!!!!1!1!1
why are men so fucking desperate these days?
Anonymous No.82858937 [Report] >>82859504
>>82858773
Did you get an ick from the OP?
Anonymous No.82859023 [Report]
>>82858773
Is this an actual question when most men are single?
Anonymous No.82859504 [Report]
>>82858937
No just the faggot that wants to wife up the mentally ill trooptune that keeps spamming this board
Anonymous No.82859544 [Report]
Outside of
>you smell nice
>can i sleep over
Add
>i like your collarbones
Haven't gotten the rest i hate women
Anonymous No.82860540 [Report] >>82861677
>>82858007 (OP)
I really hate these posts.
Anonymous No.82860573 [Report]
>>82858130
They are for the first few months
Anonymous No.82861677 [Report]
>>82860540
I am neutral towards them
Page 10 bump
Anonymous No.82862466 [Report]
bro is going to meet neptune and find out shes actually a bpd whore not worth anything and she was trying her best to warn him that she sucks. you cant fix her bro shes on 4chan