Thread 82858137

How did you end up stuck here?

I'll start

>Be me
>14
>Get crippled
>Paralyzed from the chest down
>only hands work
>Be stuck in bed all day every day
>Be sad
>Only friend is my shitty chinese phone
>Rarely go out because of my disability
>Phone is my whole world now
>Be browsing youtube
>Stumble upon wave titans channel
>Only greentext compilations
>Know about 4chins bit never been there
>Heard that it's full of sad disgusting neets and jackasses
>Can't be that bad right??
>Click on one of the videos
>Video is full of hilarious/nasty stories of neckbeards who live in their parents basement surrounded by their own filth
>Get addicted
>Binge thru all off them
>Deside to check out the "infamous" website
>Mfw the first thing i see is an advertisement for some hentai bs
>This can't be good
>Brush it off and deside to venture further
>Look up /b/
>Straight to the source
>Soon enough i find a greentext where some tard is moaning about his fat fuck of an driving instructor
>Jackpot.allmylols
>Start lurking on /b/ all day & night
>Get addicted to porn as well
>/b/ is full of it
>This turns into a loop
>Spend all day & night on porn sites, /b/ and on youtube
>This is all i do.fuckmylife
>Start posting my own shit on here
>Assimilate with the group
>Get stuck

>Ffw some time

>Get tired of all the mind numbing filth
>Deside that im thru with all the porn and 4chans bs
>Try to do something with my crappy life
>Doesn't go anywhere
>Fall into depression again
>Bored one day while stuck in my bed
>Start browsing here again
>Even try out reddit but the website is just awful and so are the people
>4chan it is.sigh
>Get stuck again

Still here ever since 2017, im 23 and all i have is 4chan & porn.

>hear kids on school bus talking about 4chan and i get curious
>get home at the end of the day, hop on the computer
>the website opens up like a great gaping maw and consumes another greasy teenager

I don't remember exactly how I learned about 4chan, but it was some time in my teens

I began browsing in earnest in college around 18/19, discovering /r9k/ just before it got deleted

I joined the /adv9k/ refugees until the board was restored, and the rest is history

>>82858137 (OP)
>Older brother and his friend are laughing at some shit on the internet around 2009
>Hey what are you looking at
>You've never head of 4chan before?

>>82858137 (OP)
I came here as an election tourist in 2016 but I'm sad that I didn't get to experience pre-gamergate 4chan. Maybe it's just screencap bias but it seemed like it was better with moot around.

I have autism, and don't talk to people, but I like shitposting with you motherfuckers

>>82858137 (OP)
>be me
>14
>hear about le evil site known as 4chan from some youtube video
>decide to check it out later
>get hooked on /b/ for a few months
>couldn't browse /b/ anymore because mom got her work laptop taken away from her and i cant watch furry traps on the family pc
>find out about countryballs on facebook by randomly googling the words "america ball" as if guided by the devil himself
>find /int/
>spend next decade sporadically posting on int
>roam to r9k or pol when i get bored of int
>take months long breaks from posting pretty regularly
>still always return in the end because this is the last forum online where nobody gives a shit about keeping up appearances
im happy with my 4chan journey, i got to talk to all the people that made those early countryballs comics which i binged as a kid and im thankful to 4chins for that. i got to witness my idols calling me a nigger to my face, imagine if the dude that wrote spiderman did that to you as a kid.

>friend shows me /b/ in 06 when i was 13
>get convinced by anons to post nudes on /b/ with full facial dox
>coworker at my stupid ass part time dishwasher job sees it and blackmails me into posting nudes again on /b/ or he'll show our boss
>haven't left 4chan since

>>82858137 (OP)
>mother used the tylenol
>caught the 'tism
>extreme social anxiety
>became a reclusive loser
been here since middle school, 2012 or 2013 maybe.

>>82858748
mfw i read this absolute gem

>>82858797
So is the meme real or what?