Thread 82858861

She looks a bit flat.

>>82858861 (OP)
This is the kind of woman that gives birth to incels

>>82858861 (OP)
DUMB BITCH STILL SET IT ON THE TABLE.

>>82858868
This makes me hate women so much you have no idea. Why can't they do anything right?

>>82858861 (OP)
I'll have to apologize to the children I put in her for the life they'll have

>>82858861 (OP)f
flat is delicious
I'll suck her nipples and bully her for her tiny boobs

>>82858868
Its not even a table, its a countertop.

>>82858921
erm sybau

>>82858868
at least she tried.

>>82859103
>at least she tried.
True.

>>82858861 (OP)
Her upper arm appears thinner than her lower.

what are the 5 stages of wanting premium and freemium?

>>82859129
get off r9k for a while bro. Half the posts on this board are made by you. Get a hobby

>>82859155
Fuck you retard, it's the weekend. Having my name on/off wouldn't change that fact either. Worry about yourself.
Nice dubs tho

>>82858865
that seems like a useless square peg to make

>>82859186
>that seems like a useless square peg to make
Oh...

>>82858861 (OP)
A tall lanky foid like this, with a 5/10 face was on a track of being my gf this spring. Turned out she was fooling me, she was digging an ick and she couldn't find shit. It was a dumb meeting, the one she ended it. She could not say I am too ugly for her because I've passed the face test on a first date. She couldn't point an ick and couldn't say that I act too beta or like a friend because I am not. So she made a pupy face and could not even speak, just one words and a brain crash after each attempt.

>>82858861 (OP)
I do that, except it's the fork and knife and it's a thick pad of paper towel so I can dry the knife after cutting through peppers and tomatoes.

>not laying the fork handle on top of a jar, glass, literally anything
ngmi

>>82859803
Hopefully this is a meme or AI but if you are sincere then god help you.

Hahaha you guys are really old and it shows. She purposely put the fork wrong to comment bait and make you engage with the video because of anger.
Its the new meta on socials

>>82858861 (OP)
I find her to be a cutie

>>82860633
And this is why so many incels exist. Men knocking up literal 1/10s.

>>82858861 (OP)
I think she's perfect. In fact, I'm jerking off to the thought of stripping her down, laying her down, fucking her skinny body, touching her all over

>>82858861 (OP)
I never see women this flat IRL thank god for the internet

>>82858861 (OP)
Germophobia is unattractive. Simple as.

>>82859954
If it isn't a real story, then how come my hopes are this deleted?

>>82858861 (OP)
Fuck is going on with her scapulae? She looks like she's about to sprout wings.

>>82861296
Completely normal phenomenon for skelly girls. The bad posture is caused by lack of back muscles. If she would gain weight, the postrure would fix by itself.

Does anyone else have this fetish where the belly protrudes more than the chest but the girl isn't fat?

>>82862347
yes me, I love it

>>82862347
you mean having an uterus...

>>82863162
i love the womb bump and I love flat tits. if she had a better waist to hip ratio she'd be perfect for me

>>82858861 (OP)
>Visibly nothing on the fork
>Phone reflection visible in second shot
This bitch ain't Francis Ford Coppola that's for sure. Shameful.