Thread 82859117

the woman that daydreams about being the ideal wife is on twitter with he/him in her bio. unfortunately she is also extremely fat and ugly and probably has a thing for bugs

what in the shit are you talking about anon

>>82859117 (OP)
Can I fuck her ? ?? ?? jh ?

>>82859117 (OP)
society moment
its sad how true this is, especially the pronouns and built like a snowman part

>>82859117 (OP)
Isopods are cool though. Her being into them is a bonus.

>>82859128
i mean hyeah if you can get over the smell

>>82859117 (OP)
The woman that dreams about being the ideal wife is white and Mormon and doesn't want anyone who browse 4chan you retard

>>82859179
>Mormon
Gross.

>>82859179
i think you would be legitimately surprised how many blue-hair-and-pronouns FTMs need male attention bad enough to turn to 4channers.

>>82859202
Would refeminize/10.

it's fucking stupid that isopods are crustaceans. just fucking stupid

>>82859303
exactly, this is the appeal

>>82859329
i like the big ones, the giant isopods. they look great to hold. unfortunately they are deep under the sea. that sucks.

>>82859357
you can actually pet them, i have. they dont need the pressure, just the cold water, theres aquariums where you can pet them

>>82859329
It makes more sense when you look at their double antennae. That's a feature of crustaceans. Amphipods are similar and are also in their group, Peracarida. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peracarida
The second set on land isopods is tiny and hard to see, often needing them to be flipped over and viewed with a magnifying glass.
>>82859331
Well, I doubt they'd be too interested in me. Fun concept at least.
>>82859357
You should see Glyptonotus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glyptonotus_antarcticus

>>82859366
wait i didnt know about this. i need to go here now. (to no one's surprise, i, op, am the twitter he/him who's into bugs. shocking)

>>82859393
Not them but I remember there being an exhibit in the panhandle of Florida that has that set up.

>>82859399
i am the most retarded person alive

>>82859117 (OP)
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>>82859128
Does this feel like a bot generated thread to anyone else?

>>82859410
Don't worry, I messed up its location anyhow. It's in the Florida Keys, not the panhandle. Opposite side of the state. https://floridakeysaquariumencounters.com/exhibits-experiences/giant-isopod-tank/

>>82859392
what the fuck is that thing
im a scuba diver and im still baffled by this animal

>>82859423
It's a very large isopod from Antarctica. They're predators down there, eating starfish and stuff from what I remember. There's lots of cool arthropods in those waters. Colder temperatures are better for the kinds of blood that arthropods tend to have. There's also giant sea spiders down there and sea spiders use their intestines to pump their equivalent of blood around. They breath through their skin too. They're not related to actual spiders, not closely anyhow. They're both chelicerates, but sea spiders aren't even venomous and mostly suck things. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossendeidae

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>>82859467
Also forgot to mention that seaspiders have their intestines going into their legs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejayKNhfudE