Thread 82860838

phantom theif edition!

left too many clues and got caught: >>82844072
threadly question: have you ever been to the louvre? do you think they'll catch the theif? what would you steal if you decided to do a heist? have you ever stolen anything?

I steal most everything I get from physical stores. No one bats an eye because I'm white, fluent in English and well-dressed.

>>82860731
Only wants 18 year old Chad BTW.

Meow need cock in my cow holes yay where penis

>>82860838 (OP)
no
yes
the hot guardian's heart
no

I'm tired. I need guys!!!

>>82860838 (OP)
I don't understand why this thread is a thing when there's an entire lgbtq board

>>82860944
i don't understand why you post when there's already a whole bunch of other anons

Trugays be like: omg waow he is soooo perfect yassssssss

>>82860838 (OP)
>have you ever been to the louvre?
no
>do you think they'll catch the theif?
no clue but i hope not
>what would you steal if you decided to do a heist?
banks like robin hood, banks are the enemy
>have you ever stolen anything?
books, cables, flowers, maybe toys when i was a kid. only stuff no one else was enjoying or using.
wbu op

man, i really should... practice with aluminum

>>82860838 (OP)
no
yes
combat armor and tech
assorted stuff... mostly candy and food

>82860944
OL
OL
LOOOOOOOOOL
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
ROFLMAO BRO
FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN NIGGA

>>82860942
why don't you just steal one? a lot of them barely have any security and some are even out in the open nothings stopping you from just taking one!

I think that having sex with a friend you knew for years even if he isn't your bf is Les slutty than having sex with someone you met 2 days ago even if you are bfs.

Meow where cock meow yay

>>82861042
sex with friends is awesome. sadly my friends are all straight men and the kind of straight women that dont like bi men :/

>>82861019
nooo I don't want to be a creep. I want to steal their hearts so THEY wanna steal me uwu

biniggers don't invite themselves into the gay spaces challenge (impossible)
binigger prison gay scum don't cry about women not liking deranged cheating perverts challenge (impossible)

Okay the thread is getting too normie for me now

only chads can steal cute guys
Imagine if (You) tried to actively steal a guy, it would not end well would it?

Why aren't hot guys creeps?...

>>82861079
r u ok lil bro

i do not concern myself with bi's as they are not people

>>82861120
i am! but you're obviously not. get the fuck out from comfy gay thread straggot subhuman filth

Morr where husbie morr need husbie NOW

>>82861107
>Why aren't hot guys creeps?...
Because everyone wants to get fucked by a hot guy

>>82861127
oo i am laffin

>>82861160
good, laughing is the only thing that's left since the women you want won't bother with a bishitter :) not that any self respecting man would either :) ending your wretched life would benefit them all tho

>>82861133
but I want them to be creepy and kinky before! Imagine this guy trying to stalk you in his tight tank top and running faster and faster trying to approach you

is physical attraction necessary for being gay? i don't want anything to do with a guy's asshole or mine

>>82861217
you're homoromantic asexual. Definitely helps you being less picky, but you have to at least frot and masturbate with your bf

I'm never going to get a bf because I'm not a walking talking stereotype

lol i will never have a bf

suicide bombing is so romantic

Everything is romantic uh

>>82861208
He let someone piss on him. Let that dink in

My husband where? Where....

>>82861217
Have you ever heard of frotring? Blowjobs? Handjobs? Feet? Cuddling? No... ok

I don't want a gay bf
I want a mesexual bf

>>82861208
all this talk is kind of turning me on, i think i want you...

wtf my straight oneitis isn't falling in love with me even though i simp for him 24/7 wtf nooooo

>couple vape hits before I start my wfh call center job
>suddenly enjoy the shitty hold music I have to hear
Oh...

Hope I'm not too lazy to shave today ugh

I've decided to lose weight I'm shooting for 60kg yay

>>82861367
Losing 60kg in one day won't be healthy. How will you accomish this?

>>82861367
I'm feeling super fat today cause I are too many pancakes for breakfast then I had a big lunch not even 2-3 hours later. Shared gay consciousness strikes again. I wanna die.

>>82861325
>wfh call center job
How do I get into that?

>>82861419
Difficult to get into a remote-only position like I have. But it's doable, do your research, if you're good on the phones and can follow scripts, it's not that bad.

>>82861374
No as in 60kg is my goal weight I need to lose like 10-15kg
>>82861402
Yay cow sisters

i will never have sex because i'm not chad

Any other asexuals wanna have hardcore sensual mindblowing sex rn? My dick is hard and needs another boy or girl to cum in

>>82861503
I would have but you like women so no deal

I slept in and just got my fat lazy ass up 20 minutes ago. I don't think I'm making it to the dentist today, it'll be too crowded and I don't want to wait for fear of that triggering my anxiety and restless legs.

I'm never getting a bottom bf because I'm toouch of a pretty twink top ad they only want old ugly bastards because they have daddy issues because you can only be a bottom if your father didn't love you enough

any hypersexuals wanna sit next to each other and maybe lean on each other and have a conversation

Make sex with 14 year old men legal and mandatory

>>82861217
Physical attraction i think is needed but sex becomes less common over the course of the relationship.

>says he isn't looking for a relationship right now
>says he isn't horny anymore
>starts flirting with another guy
>become bfs few weeks later
what did he mean by this?

all asexuals are whore chadsexual and will drop their celibacy for chad with big fat cock

>>82861603
That he didn't see you as a someone he wanted to date, just someone to esext

>>82861603
That you're not Chad

>>82861538
How pretty are you?

>>82861613
must be easy being a top and having so many options im never giving a fat nerd a chance again

>whining about being a bottom
man the fuck up retard

Meow need penis where top bf to rock my world yay
>>82861653
True bottoms should be proud for not being retarded topoids yay

>flirt with anon
>he starts trauma dumping
>lose erection

bottoms are the scummiest creature in the known universe

I'm shocked that Sanda has produced no bara porn. I thought we were heading for another Laois from Dungeon Meshi bara porn Renaissance

>flirt with anon
>he's not chad
>lose erection

Wait did bunnymutt actually meet up with meow and raped that's crazy

Meow moo I'm a fat ugly cow moo meow yay

>flirt with anon
>he's led a troubled faggot life
>tell him to kill himself and move on to the next victim

>>82861684
>shota to Bara
that scratched something in my kinky brain nothing ever did. I didn't get a Santa fetish, but I sure as hell got a new flavor of kink. Fuck Paru for not making this as homosexual as Beastars

>>82861692
Laios is so cute yay I wanna cuddle with him

I hate flamers so much disgusting subhumans aaaaaaaaaa

I will turn my basement into a training grounds for gaycels to get them into bf shape.

i am destined for more pain and then suicide

>>82861508
You're homophobic if you can't deal with your bf liking women or not letting him sleep with women

>>82861750
That makes no sense yay

>>82861709
Are you the anon that's into muscle growth? Because if you are I thought about you when the transformation first happened kek

I am destined for a happy life with my bf

>>82861759
lucky chad

Volatile at war with my dialogue

Meow I'm destined for chads cock meow yay

>>82861757
uhm.. yes, you got me, I'm crazy about it since I saw the trailer a year ago, but the series isn't very great. So cute you thought about me anon, but..am I the only one you know who's into that? lol

>>82861784
Why do you keep saying things I agree with even though you 're not me yay

>me trying to flirt with a guy I like
>"You're smart, based, and actually funny. Whatever fed specifically created you to target me has skills."
>I may be retarded

What's the point of dating a guy if he doesn't look like a chibi anime girl?

>>82861651
>must be easy being a top and having so many options
Kill bottoms behead bottoms roundhouse kick a bottom into the concrete

He has horrible fetishes and he makes threads too early? It's like God didn't give him any redeeming qualities

>>82861853
>kills all bottoms
>now there's no one to top
Fucking retard

>>82861823
No one will ever sa something that cute to me :(((

>>82861876
I'm not chad there was no one to top since the day I was born
Fucking whore

>>82861876
>he doesn't think/know tops also like sucking dick
How long have you been retarded little man?

>>82861889
Umm we call those vers baby

I'm not a tranny, I just found out late in life that's I'm a femboy cutie

>>82861936
Owuuuuu

>>82861936
Okay be my boyfriend and have sex with me please

Time to eat yay meow where husbie

I'm going to sexually harrass meow on discord

>>82861957
OvO he's just like me but I'll be prettier ~,~
>>82861966
Why should I? You love me already?

Tummy pains so bad I can't game, gym is going to SUCK later

>>82862023
Liar!
>>82862038
You ain't slick

>>82862047
Why does your tummy hurt so often lol

Going to work today but that's not going to stop me from masturbating

>>82862065
because she's a retarded tranny and nothing to post about but her schedule

>>82862038
Since when do I have simps? So far all I see is retards like you slandering me and blaming me for things I didn't do because I'm not chad
>>82862037
Because I deserve a bf because I'm a non chad top and bottoms owe me sex

>>82862097
Schedule? Idgi
>>82862100
Why would bottoms owe you sex tji

would you risk it for a biscuit?

Any hung huge thick cocked Chads with massive balls wanna humilate my small tiny 4 inch pathetic clitty?

>>82862125
You're not even a man at this point. Pray to Jesus. Regain your humanity.

>>82862125
I'm 7 inches and decently thick. Post it, faggot.

>>82862140
Yes I know that I always knew my white dingling was small even when i was little and saw other guys and their Cocks were larger :P

>>82862154
Nooou i don't wanna be shamed here, maybe on disc with ebf

>>82862065
I don't know. Sometimes because I ate too much, sometimes because of anxiety I guess.
>>82862097
That's still 100 more topics than you talk about, retard. How am I a tranny lmao

>>82862224
Meow okay that's weird

>>82862100
Everyone complimented your bulge and ass and you have a stalker named chadbottom meanwhile I got 0 compliments and have 0 simps despite never posting about scat or bbc like you

>>82862239
I can simp for you if your cock is big enough meow

>>82862235
Nothing weird about it, it's completely normal

>>82862257
My tummy never hurts yay

>>82862269
That's because you have enough space for all the food you can eat

If you advertise yourself enough you will find someone who clicks with you. Just look at chris chan

>>82862299
Not true I throw up almost daily yay

i've been in love with three irl incel guys
statistically 5% of guys are gay
i just need to fall 15 other irl incel guys to find my fbf

>>82862239
I'm not his stalker, you dirty coon, neither one of us likes the other that much. He just opened my eyes and showed me how hard it is to be a non chad and was my final push towards my descent, "Hypnosis" style (I'm talking about the painting). If a good looking man with decently-sized genitals and heart, but few insecurities and bad luck can't find a boyfriend, I'll never will and should accept the hard truth of being a non chad. For that I'll always be thankful to him.

>>82862239
All of those compliments about my bulge were clearly fake and the bottoms were just doing it to mess with me because every bottom I've actually showed my weiner to said it was tiny and small and humiliated me for it
>you have a stalker named chadbottom
Who? what are you talking about man?
>>82862109
Because I'm a top and numerous bottoms would hit me with fake compliments like "I'd fuck you" or "I like you" only to later ghost me and never let me stick my fat smelly schlong inside of them and as a non chad top bottoms owe me sex

I don't like the Saw movies. They're not even scary or even shocking. They're just depressing and grim.

>>82862388
Sounds like a you problem loser lmao

>>82862420
This is why bottoms like you deserve to be hung

>>82862433
But I am hung I've got a Gigantic 7 inch bitchbreaker?

Did you guys see the MOVIN6 announcement video

>>82862445
We've already established that 7 inches is tiny and that 8 inches is the average penis length and no bottom would ever date a top with a pathetic 7 inch penis like mine so stop with this larping it's pathetic

>>82862473
No my cock is really that big

>>82862477
I'm not saying that you aren't 7 inches I'm saying that 7 inches is tiny and no one will sleep with you for having such a small dick

>>82862489
No it's huge also I'm a bottom

>>82862315
That's just god punishing you for being a faggot, that's different

>>82862506
But steelix you're a bigger faggot than me....

>>82862508
I have no idea why you would say that so I'll just chalk it up to you being delulu <3

>>82862500
No it's tiny also I'm a top with the same size penis and bottoms have told me it's tiny

I wish I was a bottom with at least a 7 icher, but then I don't think I'd ever have to bottom in my life if that was the case.

how much joy do you feel every time someone massacres a pride parade

>>82862542
Has this ever actually happened because I've never heard of it happening

>>82862537
Because it's true yay
>>82862539
Show it so that we can confirm yay.
>>82862541
I'm never gonna have sex anyway

>>82862568
how underage are you exatly?
many anons are curious

>>82861488
Pxl not doing well lol

>>82862572
Every time I've ever posted my weiner the person has humiliated me and ghosted me so I really don't want to ever post my 7 inch lap hog here
>>82862578
Yeah I'm actually only 12 but have a rare hormonal imbalance that causes me to have the height and stature of an adult man and grow facial hair and have the deep voice of a grown man so to look my age I shave my beard and duct tape shoes onto my knees and walk on my knees while talking in a fake high pitched voice

>>82862572
I don't even think about gay things most of the day unlike you so you're probably imagining things again
>>82862603
Gross

>>82862629
Me neither yay I just think about cocks

>>82862348
Cuckbot please stop spamming no one cares

I can watch stardew youtube shorts now without getting spoilers because me and my bf 100%ed the game.

>>82862649
>Implying I could ever love a woman let alone one that's a whore
Shame on you they are almost as bad as gay bottoms

>>82862640
Yes I know that's why you're clearly gayer than me lol

>>82862625
adult men can't be 5'3

>>82862691
I'm 5'5 actually and stop being bigoted do you know how many chinamen and indians you just insulted with that post?

Men 18+ under 5'7 should be forced to cute clothes

>>82862698
why would you care, are you one of them?

I can't wear cute clothes because I can't find any my size because I'm too tall. It's depressing.

i can't wear cute clothes because i'd rather kms because it's unmanly and i'm extremely insecure about being a gay bottom

>>82862686
Nuh uh yous da gay one

>>82862740
Just be cute dummy

Homophobic homosexuals are usually such nutjobs lol

>>82862740
I wore a shirt with a cute cat on one time and went outdoors and felt so insecure I had to go back home and change it

>>82862760
Yawn, even you're so unconvinced you can't even explain why I win again

>>82862774
I dont hate gays, i just hate "pride" culture and the idea you should have endless sex.

>>82862791
Cope yay anymeow where husbie

>>82862740
can you be myfemboy? you'd be prettiest girl ever with me

>>82862793
Yeah same, thats why I said usually. What I actually mean is self hating ones. It's ok and valid not to like the culture tho.

hola meow you should pee on me uwu

>>82862813
Too late I just took a piss

Need to rape a boy bigger than me or get raped by one smaller than me

Wait did bunnymutt like meow because of meows piss fetish?

>>82861084
Would you do it nonny? OWO

>>82862836
I don't have a piss fetish tho I just like pissing

>>82862720
Because all gays should be huetarded and get mad any time someone denigrates a minority group
>>82862710
I'm an ugly fat bearded top covered with body hair though how would this work?

>>82862853
Lose weight and shave

>>82862850
*on other men

>bearded top covered with body hair
Kinda hot in there

>>82862866
Easy for you to say whore do you have any idea how hard it is to shave all that hair when I have hair on my arms, knuckles, feet, legs, face, chest, and stomach?

>>82862415
I like that they're almost soap operas

>>82862783
mhm this is how i feel
>>82862798
wow i would kms from shame
>>82862844
absolutely

>>82862883
No into the toilet yay

>>82862853
always thought you were just a horny jeet or paki

>>82862885
Yes, im moderately hairy. However im taller

hairy chubby bottom i'm gonna cum i'm gonna rape

>>82862912
rape meow he deserves it

>>82862921
he's too evil

>>82862933
rape will fix that

>>82862901
*and toilet is just what I call my bf

>>82862948
I don't have a bf yay

I don't have a bf because I'm too good for others. You don't have a bf because you're not good enough. We are not the same.

>>82862905
You can see that my skin is white in all the pics that have been shown though? plus all my posts emanate aryan vril
>>82862909
I trim my pubes and beard that is about as much effort as I will ever put in besides I'm not a bottom anyways

Only wearing black clothes outside because you're too afraid of backlash from self-expression but not caring and wearing even the most embarrassing clothes when you're in private with bf

we dont have enough black people here it would be a waste of time to put on my BLACKED hoodie

does BLACKED dot com actually sell merch? who tf would wear that?

i have it the worst, always wanted to have a family and marry a nice girl but forced to have relationships with men because I'm ugly and can't pleasure any woman, i'm not good enough

>>82863000
Yes you are, you just dont know it yet

>>82863181
i'd wear a wristband maybe but i wouldn't buy it

>>82863181
Cuckbot will, I'll wear it too if they start filming GAY porn of white MEN getting blacked or flipfucking

>>82862957
Have you tried not being flakey?

>>82863204
What does that mean gloo I'm not flakey I think

>>82863208
Have you ever been asked out or asked an anon out?

>>82863190
>>82863192
Bottoms being into BLACKED shit is the biggest turn off there is and makes me wish I was never attracted to them in the first place

>>82863215
Yeah meow not in a long time tho

>>82863226
Well did you go out with them?

>>82863000
>emanate aryan vril
>5'3
>kill all bottoms because i get none

>>82863233
What's wrong with wanting to kill all bottoms?

>>82863221
it's kinda hot if you don't get weird with it

I'm a bottom and I'm not attracted to blacks or porn where they defile white men, but does this information worth when I'm not a chad and many chad bottoms are getting bumfucked by BBC Tyrones?

>>82863229
Yeah yay I always give people a chance

>>82863261
No it's not and I'd never date a bottom that was into blacked content I wouldn't even consider being friends with one it's just that disgusting

You can't even form a coherent sentence you poojeet bot tom

>>82863292
Poor randy never stood a chance. He believed in you meow.

>>82863323
I was mean to him because he was rude and annoying yay besides I was nice enough the last time he talked to me yay

leaking meows nudes if he doesn't apologize for being mean

>>82863181
It's for around the house.

>>82863315
You can always fill in the blanks and add a word or two I always tend to forget, I'm sorry that my hands are slower than my head.

>>82863345
Like I care yay

>>82863269
The internet is not real life. Thank god

Why would anyone add meow on dicklord? He is unhinged and it's only a matter of time before he leaks your information

>>82863365
i want public humiliation

>>82863309
maybe that's why you have 0 bitches

>>82863365
There are like 6 people on my friends list from here yay

>>82863369
Ok cuckbot we get it but I'm asking other anons

>>82863371
>You would get laid if you just let your boyfriend have sex with black men instead of you
What? How does letting someone have sex with a nigger get me laid?

>>82863372
And none of them are kenny you had only whore you should name and shame them

>>82863269
you can have sex with Tyrone even if you're a 3/10 when you're white

>>82863388
Nah I've hardly talked to most of them

Why is it so yummy?

reminder we have a tagmap, ty

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/

>>82863404
Why is it so thin

>>82863392
No, even niggers would want a chad. I thank god every morning for letting me live in a place where there are few to none blacks. I wouldn't wanna find out their preferences either.

>>82863372
I've added 5 people from here and all of them ghosted me and unfriended me this is what it's like to try and make friends as a non chad top versus a fat ugly friend having bottom like meow

>>82863424
I'm still not ugly yay

Anyone here ships their stained panties

>>82863416
Thin is hotter who wants a fat looking stick wtf

Chad Stevens
He/him
Writes code

I wish my stick was thicker...

>>82863404
>>82863416
looks like a micro penis fr fr

>>82863492
Sounds like pencil dick cope

>>82863515
>>82863517
I'd rather suck on that than anything fatter

I wouldn't suck on that because it looks like it belongs to a massive megafag yay

Ok whatever I'm going to the gym. I feel so bad, almost like having a fever. Whatever. I just need to get out of bed. Rest is easy.

I have to get to that dentist tomorrow and also yet another day of fast food. I'm in a funk again where I do it more and more.

Chunky funky no mum ke(nn)y

Hardcore flip flop sex with BWC Charles Leclerce

What is your favorite ship?

Titanic. Watched this movie couple times. Wish I was Jack.

>>82863693
So you would die in freezing cold water and get forgotten by the roastie you banged in some rich fuck's car?

>>82863708
Yes, at least I'd get to look like a chad once in a lifetime and the old crone would make a movie about me. Can I bang the rich guy instead? He's a good looking gentleman.

I watched titanic in theaters with mom (she took me out of the movie during the car sex part.)

Booo boring. My mom watched Kill Bill and Kill Bill vol.2 and let me watch South Park when I was 6.

>>82863814
The whole point of the post is just story trying to get attention by mentioning his age.

how old is titanic

Would you let your fbf meet your parents???

us if we were aristocrats from the 18th century

>>82863955
Yes but I would be ashamed of them.

>>82863966
does your fbf use they / them pronouns? are you BLACKED???
>>82863959
stop posting this shit nga

>>82863980
I would be ashamed of my parents.

>>82863955
I would full expect to die if I came out and brought a bf home to them. I mean seriously, we both might end up in a shallow grave somewhere.

>>82863985
What did they do to you Anon?
>>82863994
Unfortunate

>>82864017
They're just shitty people.

Need gooner bf to watch BWC porn together

diego mattos and felix hain
you're welcome

My mom named me after a charector in some pornography she was reading.

>>82864142
well if that porno producer got the name for the character from some great greek myth, then is it really so bad

>>82862813
stop taking my user >:(

Gym couldn't have gone better. Started running without warming up, not even walking, so fot used to the speed right away but felt great and dsint get much tired by the end just sweaty. Unrelated to that treadmills started burning or something . Gym cat was there as friendly as ever.
So what's the lesson? Stop being a bitch and it will work out *nod nod*

Need someone to drag my fat ass to the gym of course it would likely kill me being so out of shape.

just goon your fat chubby big cock for hours each day it's gonna be your cardio

>>82864483

I already do that, remember I coom at least 3-4x a day, sometimes more.

>>82863814
Based mom based mom!

i want a bf who is suicidally depressed and is dependant on me to bring meaning to his life

>>82864567
while fair as it's a lot easier to get someone desperate, you don't know what kind of person they'll be once you've uplifted them. if they realize once they get some self esteem and can consider being worthy enough to be with people on their own merit and that they don't actually want to be with you, you're kind of screwed.

>>82864142
Unbased whore mom! Unbased whore mom!

>>82864479
Nigga you don't flush when you pee? I hate being on the same planet with some of you

>>82864595
That's why he would constantly berate them before cuddling you, doing this BPD song and dance of giving affection while making sure you know you're nothing without him

>>82864609
>stay there longer
>use the big flush and not the small flush
They would obviously know. This is unacceptable.

>>82864631
you know the game well

sending transmissions into space for future alienbf to receive to come rescue me

>get bf
>Get hit on all the time by bottoms
You are just like women
>Also get hit on by women now (lmao)

reminder that you shouldn't post here unless you've had at least 1 bf and lost your virginity

putting on blackface so i can finally have sex

How many of you sent meow dick pics? It's not just randy I bet

>>82864662
there's people here who are virgins? huh?

>>82863404
that looks exactly like mine lol

Please tell me there are other anons above 18 here. Reading your posts seems like you're all teenagers at best. Please let there be more oldfags here.

>>82864685
My mouth is open

>>82864697
I'm almost 32.

i need shotgun bf who will blow a load in my face

>>82864685
I don't believe you here

nooooooo storyanon don't eat mcslop yet again you're going to lose all your money and die aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>82864723

I actually had burger king for lunch but I will 'cook' or rather have a frozen pizza for dinner.

noooooooo 3dshota don't sell your body to fubs for money because you're so poor aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>82864753
can't diss the frozen pizza hustle. used to buy a frozen pizza and eat it over the course of 2 dinners. 5.50 for a frozen pie? bam, 2.25 a night for dindins. good money

>>82864775

except I eat the entire thing as one dinner. It just fills me up completely.

>>82864781
that and bk for lunch? big boy

>>82864787

You know I'm fat, it's little wonder why.

>>82864801
i don't keep up with anons here. i'd at least recommend you buy more frozen slop. goyslop takeout isn't exactly a cheap commodity nowadays unless you're one of those coupon-savants that can seemingly turn a 50 dollar order into a 5 dolla one.

>>82864801
You need good BBC pounding you fat whore

how are tops even real they must be mentally ill

ikr imagine wanting to put pp in butte

>>82862783
if you're fit nobody care what you wear dummy and if you're not fit they're laughing at you regardless so you might as well wear what makes you happy

>tfw no story bf
i'm 100% serious

>>82864787
he's exaggerating. he gets the small kind of frozen pizza, like this. they're not even a pound. really it's like two slices' worth. at least, thats what he said he gets before.

the real issue i think is that he drinks mountain dew with the sugar...real easy to have like 1000 calories extra a day there without realizing.

>>82864933

I get Jack's frozen pizza, I do like them because they're a thinner crust and one completely fills me up. A tombstone or a Red Barron I can only eat about a 3/4th of.

>>82864946
i know it's jack's that you actually get, but the one i posted is the aldi generic of that. it's the exact same 13.8 ounce weight.

>>82865013
>aldi generic
*vomit_emoji.jpg.mp3*
euro frozen pizza is so nasty. all the cancer causing chemicals that make that shit taste and smell good get removed.

in comparison a red baron pizza is 21.6 ounces, three quarters of which would be a little over 15 ounces. so we have derived that you like to have just under a pound of pizza for dinner, which is really not very much. it's pretty impressive to have that consistency in appetites across portion sizes -- most people will eat "the whole thing" if that's their habit, even if it's actually twice the weight.

end my suffering

>>82865013

I also add a ton of extra cheese to it and sometimes extra pepperoni as well.

>>82865044

I can eat an entire tombstone or red barron but by the time I'm nearing the end my stomach acid and heart burn are already acting up so I just quit.

>>82865028
the weight is the exact same as a jack's because it's almost certainly made on the exact same production line with the exact same ingredients, they just stick a different label on for aldi. it's possible that they might use slightly cheaper ingredients, but even that is unlikely, because it would usually be more expensive to swap things out on the production line than to just keep it going with what they already use. most aldi products are like this...most generic products are like this in general really. they already have the production line running, so rather than leave it idle after they're done making enough for the "jack's" brand, they will also make generics on the same line, which they make less profit on per pizza or whatever the generic item is, but it's still more profitable than leaving the line idle.

>>82865073
this only tells me that jack's must be one of the worst options you can get an american supermarket if it's up to euro standards.

>>82865084

They're the cheapest of the main brands if that counts. Price wise it's Jacks, then tombstone/RB and finally degonrio.

>>82865135
sounds about right. i usually just get freschetta, screaming sicilian, or red baron depending on mood.
at least in europe you guys seem to get better quality chicken at a better price. maybe that's just the UK tho with how they process their chickens.

I don't fuck with you niggas!!

>>82865044
i always have to decide how much i want to eat before i start and i base that decision on how big the slice is 2-4 usually, because besides health concerns in general i tend to lose control and eat so much my tummy aches if i don't make a plan and stick to it

Screaming Sicilian is what they call it when you give surprise anal to the wop twink down the road.

take her shit and get her the fuck off the plane.

>>82865348
that's how you end up wearing concrete shoes in the river/lake/ocean.

>>82865084
aldi in america generally sells generics of american products made in american factories, aside from a few imported "deutsche kuche" things from germany. those in my experience are indeed terrible though

>>82865395
damn, they're in america? only ever seen the ones in the UK. I went into one and it literally just like 4 aisles containing produce, frozen meats, and other more base ingredients. makes our 'no frills' supermarkets look lavish desu. not necessarily a flex I suppose if ours are particularly wasteful, but I didn't appreciate how sparse euro shops could be until I went into some.

>>82865410

Yeah they're here, both them aldi sud is what we call aldi and aldo nord is called trader joe's (which I don't have near me).

They have slightly lower prices on meat and other food goods but a very limited selection and few name brands (though they do have some) but general goods their selection is pretty bare. Oh and they do some items that rotate out week to week. You can sometimes get good deals on things. I got the cast iron skillet I use for steaks like that.

>>82865440
aldi is hard to beat for basics like eggs, baking stuff, normal vegetables, cream cheese, etc...walmart prices are close or the same sometimes but walmart generic products are more often wack than aldi in my experience. aldi really kills it in the cereal department, like $2 a box for pretty good generics whereas they try to get like $5-$6 for name brand cereal now. although i dont eat cereal much anymore since im trying to be really skinny again.

you might like lidl when it comes to your area, its basically like aldi but larger with more name brand stuff as well as a really cheap fresh bakery (and pro tip, they dont do anything if you just take an apple turnover and eat it while shopping.) lidl also has these 1.50 big fancy chocolate bars that are pretty excellent.

trader joes however is OVERRATED

the frozen foods have fancy names and concepts but theyre all pretty small and meh. the only thing i get at trader joes is bags of chopped tuscan kale, which no one else has, and their oriental cracker mix which is excellent and cheap.

>>82865516

I never grocery shop at Walmart and I'm only there if I need a specific item. Walmart meat is high, even mom knew that.

As for lidl if ones comes here I'll try it but I don't think that will be for a bit, we already have 3 big name grocery stores and aldi as it is, with Kroger even having a second location on the other side of town.

i need to end my life man, there's just no reason to keep going

who wanna spar with me

>>82865680
i think >>82865631
will volunteer either he loses and gets what he wants or you've found your match which will make you obligated to become bfs

>>82865680
i would simply catch his leg and sweep the planted foot so that he falls foolishly to the floor

Anyone who hits me would feel bad when I curl up into a ball and start to cry.

>>82865754
You are precious and need to be protected TwT

i'm gonna kill myself

Where's my bf who flinches whenever I turn around too fast?

>you're gonna be mine forever
>is that alright?
>because i'm not letting you go

>>82865780
all the cute russian boys have been sent to the front aside from the muscovites sorry anon

Gradually I began to hate story

>>82864662
>>82864677
Some of us are tops and can't simply just bend over and instantly have sex like bottoms can whore

>>82865910

But why? I am just a hopeless fat neet? Am I not entertaining at the very least?

>>82865910
That was justifiable when he was posting gross things for shock value but not any more.

>>82865972
He thinks he's too good for us, keeps rejecting people.

>>82866104

I'm not going to date anyone here because I don't believe anyone would want me; unless to try and get what money I have.

wtf did i do wrong?!? !!

Millennial pause not
Gimme that millennial mature COCK

Story is annoying, lazy crybaby refusing any help he is offered with most if not all of his issues being results of his own laziness and poor decision making. You don't get to cry for sympathy after stuffing your fat face every day. You refuse to change, you refuse to give a shit about your own health and so everyone else should not care as well. But every time there is some retard thinking he will be the one to show you the light, too stupid to realize you don't want to leave the darkness behind. You revel in your own misery. It's comforting and familiar. Stuck in your own ways like cuckbot and hue repeating same choices over and over again. You will exit the loop the day you die. Utterly hopeless and barely human.

story is mentally ill and not responsible for his own laziness
he needs help, not dismission

>>82866139
Do revealed yourself to be a zigger and even if you typed in english it would still make no sense.

one way we could help him is put him in a work camp
imagine if he was worked to the bone and became a buff man
ehehe

you have two options:
>germany bf- du musst das formular(kontract fur die sexytimen) vier tagen vor die sexytimen unterschreiben. das formular ist zu zwei anwaelte gefaxt. es ist von beiden erlaubt. Alle spekalorter instrumentierenaufdersexytimen fahrt durch der zoll. mandatory acknowledgement auf der horrors auf der kreig und apology fur der holocaust. jetz die sexytimen beginen. ihr schiesst beide. die sexytimen endet.

>russia bf he takes you anytime anywhere with his unwashed smegma filled cock. he spits on you and calls you blyatt. and everytime you ask him to slow down/give you a break he just pounds you harder and when you think he's about to cum and it will all be over he drags it out while saying sweet things to you that he only says right before he's about to hurt you more than you've ever thought possible before. once he finally cums he goes out with his buds to smoke and drink and doesn't talk to you again until he needs another hit, he will not cuddle because that's gay.

which way r9g?

>>82866181
disgusting, story was peak when he was a fat fem young guy with nice big hips and titties

>>82866204
i can kill both no problem

>>82866172
What is he diagnosed with? Adhd? Ok and? He isn't cripplingly mentally ill at all. You're just exaggerating to cover for his laziness and risk aversion. He spits on your help. Pointless struggle session. When will you learn?

>>82866235
He wasn't day when he was young tho

>>82866236
germany bf says thank you for your criticism and apologizes for the holocaust again before he dies.

russia bf summons another russian bf who acts just like him and curses you again before he dies.

>litten pfp
any chance he's gay?

I'd gladly beat most of you to death non sexually because I know bottoms are into it

>>82866256
He very obviously has major depression and has for a while.

Meow I'm a fat cow moo yay meow cow fat yay moo hus/bant/ yay moo penis

>Meow I'm a fat cow moo yay meow cow fat yay moo hus/bant/ yay moo penis
Tops see this and think I wanna stick my penis into this creature

>>82866314
I don't because I'm not chad

>>82866320
Instead you fantasize about him taking bbc we know

i should have trooned out i am an incel faggot why didn't i troon out why

>troons out
>instead of a pure kissless virgin with higher chance of bf become a temporary meat toilet for bishits
Dk probably fate saved you

if i'd trooned i'd have sex and a bf rn

>>82866377
It was never a fantasy I suggest you try looking up "the whore of helsinki" on BLACKEDRAW

not trooning when every other bottom fag is was my mistake and why i'm incel

If you trooned out you'd still be single but more hideous and ugly and you'd still be sad about your appearance probably 41ed yourself too

I just wish I had taken better care of my body when I was younger so I could maybe still be kinda cute.

well now i'm DEFINITELY gonna kms since i will never have anything close to love since i'm an ugly fag who tops think is an ugly fag and not a pretty fem fag like everyone is since they're all dosing hrt

Accidentally seduced a pseudochad on discord and he wants to fly over to meet up but I'm giga ugly. What do?

>>82866496
he will literally kill you when he finds out you're not a hrt tranny

>>82866408
>>82866439
wrong thread and board tranny

>>82866496
Tell him you're a huge fan of Elon Musk and send him this image. His dick will retract so fast that he will turn into a woman.

>>82866518
i'm literally a regular looking guy
how can i compete with trannies though

you are already 5-20 years late to transition but you should start anyways so i can laugh at you

>>82866528
>i'm literally a regular looking guy
you're a fucking agp hon tranny disgrace from now on, you've lost your gender

Every time I think about circumcision
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761005680272268.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760878491744755.mp4

>>82866583
keep your fantasies to yourself
i'm reflecting on being a genuine unloveable incel
you wouldn't get it since you're pretty
i could have changed the trajectory of my life but i didn't

>>82866592
cuckbot i'm usually fed up with your blacked fantasies and your worries about your small penis but if you troon out you will die, do you understand that
you're not a cute tranny bottom, you're not a hung tranny top, you need an intervention

>>82866606
haha i'm making fun of a signaturefag i'm so witty
but anyway yeah you're right i get these thoughts when i'm really depressed sorry

>>82866606
cuckbottom I don't care about you or your god delusions you stupid poojeet

>>82866627
you'll be ok when you get better, trannies rarely stay happy for long
>>82866635
idc about your obsessions and your fav trip

>>82866664
>you'll be ok when you get better
xaxa
>trannies rarely stay happy for long
yeah i know they're all mentally ill and depressed
sounds a lot like all the bottom fags with no bf i know but UHH WHATEVER LMAO

alright stop replying to tranny bait posts already

Idk if it's like this with some of ya'll but I look at some of these cut guys and my first reaction is pure fear at their missing foreskin, like what's up with that?

Oww, I burned my tongue on my frozen pizza :( laugh at my misfortune.

>xaxa
A3NLNR BENKC!

Azelia autist is severely mentally ill. Why would anyone obsess over some retarded black woman?

Makes subhumans like you seethe for no reason

>>82866793
>azelia autist
who?

maybe i should just slit my wrists and die right now

>>82866635
Wasn't me, I'm also not into cuck stuff, CNC or religion. Nor am I am a pajeet, nor would I go after chadbot.
I'm sorry you have to bring others into this and create drama because you suck and have no other way to entertain yourself. I'm so sorry you're a monkey in need of a gas chamber and incineration. I'm sorry I'm white and my skin is stark compared to your doodoo pantone, even tho I got super red tan this summer. I'm so sorry I have to say my sorries to a Tyrone of your phenotype and bend my knee, but hopefully the jigaboo like yourself will be Katrina'd very soon while you're having another methy bender. I'm sorry you have to show your true muddy colors, and that's why I love you.

Anyway I'm sleeping. Ugh, why do guys like me have to be treated this way. All tops chase Bad Sandies while cute, innocent, amiable, thoughtful, harmless and kind, loving and easy guys like me have to wait for the one. I'm just a small, helpless bottom with a good pure and tender heart that needs love. I even hope everyone's getting good night sleep.

Yeah I don't think I'm keeping this tooth, I'm pretty sure I lost more of it eating the pizza. Expect 3-4 days of hunger posting from me starting tomorrow.

>>82867126
the dentist will find another 5 teeth to pull out what are you going to do

>>82867159

I'm pretty sure only this one needs it. Even if he does I say I need to have that many pulled I'll come back another day for the rest. He'll only do what I tell him to do.

>>82867126
fucking gross dude. get your fucking teeth pulled and take care of the rest

I figured out that I'm attracted to people with a full range of motion. That's why I'm not attracted to grotesquely muscled people who can't even touch their own toes and back.

i wish i was dead and peaceful instead of alive and suffering

I have never once in my life been hit on

please kill me i just wanna die

please just kill me man

i'm begging you man just kill me

i've never once received a compliment
i should die i need to die
why was i born

not a single person would give one fuck if i killed myself

i would give afuck

It's insane to me that women can just make friends with anyone they want wherever they go. I'm watching a small female streamer talking about how many friends she has in Canada and how she doesn't even have to pay for hotels. The gap between male and female experience of life is insane

>>82867549
don't troon though even though you're a bottom faggot to begin with because uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>82867126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os9zW1Uu-hc

>>82867549
a lot of female friends are fake and shallow. male relationships are generally more open. You know if you like each other or hate each other instead of the frenemies thing females do.

>>82867555
yeah im sure that would be your life with a little pronoun swap

>>82867600
true i'm a lifeless incel no matter what i should end my life immediately

>>82866256
>>82866292
the circular logic of "mental illness" is as follows: if he hasnt done anything to change his situation, then he must be mentally ill, because if he wasnt mentally ill, then he would change his situation.

its an utterly useless way of talking about things that mixes results up with causes...the real causes in his situation re pretty obviously a really isolated and sheltered upbringing and family that was nice but stifling and never pushed him to take any risks.

the best example of this is that he did actually get a job at burger king the summer after he graduated high school, but when he asked his mom/grandad for the forty dollars or whatever you need to put in for the uniform before you start, they said it was a scam and told him not to bother.

while having to pay for a uniform before you start is a little sucky, thats just how working at burger king works...they do it so that people are at least a little incentivized to get through their first few days and make the uniform money back, cause the first few days is where most new hires drop out. the point is, its not a "scam," but his mom/grandad were afraid of change (which almost certainly runs in the family) or thought that working at bk was undignified.

if that one thing had gone differently, he might well be a bk manager by now or even higher in the food chain cause he is smart...managing a bk effectively is basically just a simple video game after all...and even if he was still just a cashier or w/e, his finances would be fine.

>>82866866
deep lore

>>82866793
zoran bronx is pretty funny, kills chickens in her closet and doesnt afraid to say it

big hairy cocks

I ate KFC and watermelon today. Guess you could call me giganigga.

>>82867748
Ultra Dark Black Nigger.

call me dead rotting corpse because that's what i'm going to be in 20 minutes

>>82867680

I'm surprised you remembered about the burger king thing after HS. It should be said that at the time I didn't have a driver license nor had I even gotten a learner's permit. I think mom just didn't want to take and pick me up.

>>82867394
>>82867765
why? did something happen to you recently, or is it just the mood?

>>82867832
just drunk and fully aware of how over it is
i wish i was dead

>>82867837
i see... :/
same here, i guess... sometimes, at least

KFC sucks and has sucked since the early 10s

>>82867894
Sorry you missed out on Finger Lickin' Good sauce before they watered it down to cut corners

I bet Sam Hyde has a nice pink bussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WaVvRznhX4
him sitting in this position makes me want to eat his ass

If thing like homosexuality were ok we would have never left the stone age. You are against progress.

>>82868147
dude he is on gear, like tenbolone and shit

His anus is wrinkly and dry AF 100%

Now him young, yeah, thats a different story

>>82868232
He's hotter thicc like this >>82868173

>>82868232
Still looked fugly even back then. The greasy combover to hide his bald spot, dead fish eyes, and pube stache doesn't help either.

>>82868232
any other pics of young hyde?

Imagine if Feinberg (Minecraft All Advancements Speedrunner) was a hot African American baddie (female) with caramel skin.

imagine if *I* was BLVCK and had a TEN KILOMETER black cock!

>>82868361
dies and shrivels up at the thought]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ksko91zos

unrelated, but cute vreen creeper guy xd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_IwQrCtjd4

imagine BWC (Big White Cock) with veins that put the missippi tk shame and being a tiny cock lice tracing up and down them then he grips his BWC with his GWH (Giant White Hands) and you brush against his finger tips then you make your way to his urethea just in time for SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!! goonspeed little cumsmonaut!

>>82868453
i think i read a doujin like that once

>>82868259
To each is their own
>>82868265
Eh, i think you are mostly biased cos he grown up to be a disgusting human being, he looks cute for me young, like a dorky type
>>82868357
Not a lot

The fact that silverrruns gets to be attractive and good at minecraft on his irl seed is so unfair.

Listen here fag, I'm sneaking into your room and forcing you to eat a mother fucking bucket of ice cream. Then ill sneak out and you'll burst out of your room with the bucket in hand and all the ice cream drippings all over your shirt, face and pants and people where you live will be like:
>holy shit dude did you just pig out on a bucket ice cream?
and you'll be like:
>some guy forced me to
And they'll start laughing, and you'll forever you'll be known as the fatty lair who binges buckets of walmart ice cream.

>>82868612
Can I eat the ice cream off your ass?

>>82868588
This is attractive, not the overly muscular gym bro physique.

>teammates
?

i have really tiny balls and i'm extremely insecure about it!

>>82868664
Probably a water based sport. I used to shower with my teammates after sailing practice.

How come all gays are also pedophiles? How come homosexuality is a mental distortion and needs to be culled from the genepool? All gays to the slaughterhouse.

How come all sweetcorns are also maize? How come teosinte is a cereal grain and needs to be domesticated by natives? All sweetcorns to the steamer.

>>82865852
probably hiding from you because your super scary but he also loves you so much he stays close to you all the time always hiding just out of sight

>>82868835
Yay true literally me

Today I want to eat chicken tendies

>>82863959
I really need this to happen to me like right now. Turn me into a bird or some shit

Therapy was okay today yay now for a 50km bike ride

>>82868683
>water sport
I know what you did in there

>you find a footfag bf
>he wants to play with your feet
>doesn't let you touch his
lame and gay faggot

If my bf sent me furry porn I'd break up on the spot

>>82869566
What if he was really cute and nice, and you knew you were never going to find better?

I won't cry for a bf anymore yay

Meow meow where bf yay I lied teehee

>>82869658
You are not me tho yay

Gigantic teddy bear was on me when I woke up. I almost forgot that plushie was next to the bed but no idea how I managed to knock it down on the bed itself. Nightmares and weird dreams too. I always feel so tired in the morning. Wish nights could last forever.

Day 3212: still no bf

The whole world will pay for making me ugly.

Thin waist is best. Wrapping your arms around it must feel so good. It feels good to be on a receiving end I know that much. My bf will be my twin!

>>82869725
>tfw arms and legs skinny as a rake but have pudge on tummy

superhung skinny twinks

i'm skinny but not cute skinny, unhealthy weird alien skinny

>too short and frail for women
>too ugly for men
such is life of a prison asexual

GOOOOOD MORNING NONNIES!
Have a special daily dose of internet for today for ya sir's pleasure ^^
https://files.catbox.moe/5gkhhi.mp4

>>82869870
This boomer was right, all fags and multicolored they thems deserve to die

>>82869870
Volcel if you wouldn't.

Ordinal original

>>82869889
why don't you go on a parade and fuck around to find out? <3

>>82869903
All gays are in aids hell and I won't go down there to burn with you

I'm the ugliest poster here

which is cuter weight 50kg or 60kg

>>82869990
Liar, I'm way uglier

>>82869997
get a fucking job you fag

>>82870003
I'm fat with small pp, so I win

>>82870008
no I get government benefits

>>82870012
I'm skinnyfat with average penis. But I'm short and facially disfigured which is way worse.

Bash the fag. Kill all fags. All fags should die. Make society clean again

>>82869997
How am I supposed to answer that without knowing how tall you are

>>82870036
5'4" in a content filled way

>>82870023
Oh, I am short too
>skinnyfat
>average penis
I accept your concession

>>82870054
then it's 50 tbdesu

>>82870065
but I want to have some muscle too... especially in my ass and thighs

>>82870056
I'm also nearly a wizard. You're probably still a youngun who can still fix his life and find a cute bf

>>82869997
Depends on your height innit

>>82870077
>wizard
you're like...30? I am almost that age
Sorry, I win

Lord please let ninja gaiden 4 be easy enough for me to play. I don't ask for much but do me a favor this one time. I really wanna slice and dice at high speed without getting killed in 1 hit. Ok? ...

>>82870096
I'm medium height

Lost weight and now my torse is nothing but a ribcage draped over with almost translucent skin.

>getting plapped in the ass
if only my high school bullies could see me now...

I wonder if my bf will love me if I let him lock my tiny cock in cage and degrade me and hurt meee

skinny anons be like
>waah why is my lobster too buttery??

My tummy hurts waa I blame steelix

>plap anon in the ass
>he posts about it on r9k before you even cum
>hes thinking of his highschool bullies

how faggy of a haircut can i have before it's too much

do u guys have a favourite romantic song? im very sentimental these last couple days

>>82870380
https://youtu.be/GJtaW9C_dnM

don't share my songs with delusional straggots

>>82870380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giEOcBLcnfE

>>82870222
I did nothing to you take it back

I'd share my song but you guys rarely reply to me so not worth doxing me

>>82870034
>tfw no bf saying this to me while we fuck

>>82870504
just have sex with a black guy on grindr

>>82870457
No it's your fault waa

>>82870511
I'm not into blacks sorry not sorry

>>82870522
you don't know what you're missing out on
>he calls you a faggot
>he trashes your house
>he knows where you live

>>82870515
Howw sou?

>>82870533
I got steelies from talking to you and that's why tummy hort

>>82870202
No but he'd still do that for you because he knows you're an insecure retard who can't comprehend what being loved despite your own flaws means

>>82870550
I guess it's my fault. I will leave you alone now

>>82870378
Can you like show examples o what you think is faggy

>>82870572
Waa you're adandoning me waa sniff le

>>82870582
yeah tihs

>>82870602
I'm mega manly tho yay

>>82870587
>willing to endure tummy pains just to talk to me
You're self harming! But your choice
>>82870602
Meows other haircut was better he could cosplay as Edward Elric with it

>>82870602
What's with the Karen haircut lmao

>>82870559
gulp what are you talking about, I'm bad and thats how I can still be good to my bf and he should take his anger on me gulp

>>82870626
They went away an hour ago already also uhhh meow I'm gonna grow my hair back out so that I can braid it again

>>82870609
Manly if you remember that all trannies are men

>>82870670
Yeah the ftm trans people are men indeed but that's not all trans people

>>82870679
>ftm
>trans "people"
>are men
Please be serious

Those glasses and the haircut look so bad. I'm saying this to help you. You'd look much better with a haircut like pic related

>>82870652
Why did you cut it btw
>They went away an hour ago
You're too powerful

>>82870702
I am
>>82870703
Barfsome
>>82870707
Vaihtelu virkistaa och so on meow I wanted a reset I guess

>>82870719
You will never be a real man fat trannymeow

These threads give wet fart with reverb vibes ngl

is the meow person a tranny? why does he want to look like a tranny? you look like a less fat version of pic related

>>82870730
True I am a faggotgender person
>>82870737
Who is that

>>82870749
tranny character from a british soap called hollyoaks

>>82870737
She's a pooner so looking like a mtf is an upgrade in her opinion

>>82870759
No i'm not waa

No gay person is going to want to touch you with a ten foot pole looking like that

>>82870769
I don't look like that anymore and that's like your opinion man

>>82870778
No one's gonna touch you when you think you're a "man" and not mentally ill woman

>>82870790
I'm not a woman tho

Your face and head shape fit this haircut so well >>82870703 and gay men will actually want to fuck you looking like this

>>82870795
You're not a man too tranny

>>82870801
Well I don't want to look like that
>>82870809
True yay

>>82870399
nice and simple tho i dont like songs so dryly played
>>82870413
ive avoided ciggarettes after sex for so long i cant bring myself to listen but im sure its cute
>>82870481
do share man

>>82870719
Why do you randomly speak moomin language?

>>82870859
Simple is clean
>>82870862
For fun and profit yay

>>82870602
creatura de la naturaleza en la vida real

Neeeed fit muscly asian top bf

neeeed swift painless death immediately

Snow maps are always best. Adding snow to a map makes it at least 3 times better. But (and I was thinking this half way thru it) tower of treachery is best map in both vermintide games by far. Except it also has snow, which I didn't know until I saw it, and yep definitely best.
>>82870878
Bloo

>>82871029
stop posting children

>>82870878
>Simple is clean
neither is necessarily good =v ill share mine
https://youtu.be/svitEEpI07E
tho i change the gender of the subject when i play it bc a woman has never made me feel like this

>>82871037
faggots really are mentally ill traumatised freaks who need to be euthanised for their own good huh

>>82871037
Give me one valid reason and I might

>>82870859
Speaking of cigarettes after sex, any else get somewhat turned on by cigs? Like idk, I like the smell and would find it hot if someone put one out on me in bed

>>82871050
Yes, killing all faggots is good for society

>>82871080
wow you really get me
wanna meet up so we can discuss how much we hate faggots together?

>>82870703
Fuck off with ur shit taste

>>82871086
I don't wanna meet anyone from this site we can talk as long as you're not a faggot and won't try to do faggot things

>>82871123
alright so let's meet at the gay bar?

Have you guys had weird experiences with dudes on Grindr. I love hearing people's experiences because I'm too pussy to download it

>>82870749
You in 30 or 40 years

>>82870769
Then why did he had a dozen of simps by far more than anyone who ever posted here?

>>82871144
>30 or 40
15

>>82871142
People actually use grindr?

>>82871069
No you dumb freak. Fuck all addicts non sexually

fuck my face with a gun

Fuck my face with your foot

>>82871029
Blobloo
>>82871144
Man I'll look alright when I'm 60
>>82871164
We'll see

fuck my face having fun
fuck my ass pass a toot

>>82871142
of all sorts. what kinda weird do u mean tho?
>>82871069
sorry man i think nicotine is disgusting, it makes me dizzy. i do smoke tho...

>>82871206
Cigarettes are at least better than vapes, like I'm not sure if this is the sadomasochism in me talking but I find it hot if someone put one out on me and vice versa, especially if one of us was collared up and bleeding

Need bf who will bleed me to death

Thank god this gen died, fuck you all faggot you deserve oblivion

>>82871265
You will always be a stunning and brave transbian

This gen is more active than it's been in last 2 years tho

>>82871474
I like men tho not women

I wouldn't date femboys because it's only a matter of time before thy decide they're trans. Massive red flag.

Your faggot life is still worth nothing and you won't leave a legacy tho

next gayscapade:
>>82871526
>>82871526
>>82871526

>>82871491
Make a new thread yay