Thread 82865742

Incel femcel dating thread? We all want the same thing right, so, is there anyway we can overcome our differences and be happy together?

I get that it's kinda crazy but she doesn't want to be used for sex or what have you and he wants to use sex as a tool for true love, I feel like we're two sides of the same coin here, guys?

>>82865742 (OP)
I'm not an incel so I don't get why you made this thread

>>82865742 (OP)
These threads never work

>>82865742 (OP)
Useless fucking thread. The only fem"cels" that exist are women who are severely deformed (ie burn victims). The vast majority could get a boyfriend if they'd drop their bullshit. Incels on the other hand, nobody IRL is going to give them a chance, so I can sure as hell guarantee you that nobody online will either.

>>82865767
I'll take one mentally deformed femcel gf please

>>82865742 (OP)
We aren't equal

Women are pickier and can easily get guys out of their league due to hoeflation

i wanna bone the car crash burn victim girl
wonder what she smells like

>>82865785
>wonder what she smells like
burnt meat and smoke

Progressive leftist feminist "femcels" should lower their standards and date me. Women no longer need to adhere to gender roles and beauty standards so feminist women should accept men who don't either. I'm a kind, loving, caring, easygoing guy who just wants a simple equal, loving relationship. But I'm short, ugly, unmasculine,unconfident, undominant, and autistic so no women ever want to give me a chance, and it's not fair. Women will give abusechads a chance so they should give me a chance, I'm not attractive but I'd at least be caring and loyal and wouldn't hurt anyone. And the woman could see other people too for all I care, I'm not conservative or possessive. I just shouldn't have to be alone my entire life

>>82865838
Beauty standards need to be stricter. Ugly people should not be allowed to reproduce. In fact, it should be illegal for them to go outside without a full body covering. I do not want to see ugly people. I do not want to interact with ugly people.

>>82865861
That's dumb eugenicist fascist bullshit and more and more people don't want to reproduce anyway. I don't want kids, I just want romance. And I should be able to get that without changing.

>>82865861
>I do not want to interact with ugly people

Anon do you have any idea where you are?

>>82865889
I don't have to see you freaks so I imagine you all as beautiful people
>>82865878
Eugenics is good when it gets rid of ugly shit

these fucking catchpas are making me want to die come on guys lets not give up please

Urm ok. Let's give it a try
>Be me
>Russian autist fembot (24)
>Only interest is learning&memorizing political borders of european countries from different time frames and drawing my own imaginary borders
>Nobody gives a shit about political borders of european countries from different time frames
> Also be 180cm
>guys my height and shorter are intimidated
>taller men treat me like an exotic piece of meat to be conquered
>short immigrants hate me because i make them feel emasculated
>girls attracted to me are all needy subs
Looking for a robot from Russia and adjacent european countries. Here's my requirements
>Native European
>AT LEAST slighty shorter than me, preferrably in 165-175cm range
>Doesn't hate me for being Russian
>Shares interest in something related to political borders of european countries from different time frames (e.g. history)
>Either switch or sub but NOT CLINGY
>Absolutely not dominating or belittling type of guy
Not posting socials yet

>>82865861
>Ugly men should not be allowed to reproduce. In fact, it should be illegal for them to go outside without a full body covering. I do not want to see ugly men. I do not want to interact with men.
Ftfy

>>82865918
I'm American, hate Russians so much it borders on irrational, don't care about history, want to dom you so hard you vomit, and will make fun of you daily. Interested?

Eh fuck it its not gonna work. Taking the last post to pretend I quit with a shred of dignity. Maybe there really is no hope.

>>82865938
Haha you are so edgy mutt anon.

>>82865929
All men are ugly because I'm straight.

>>82865951
At least I'm not a slav. Where are we at on sexting cyka?

i imagine anons to look like cat reaction images or poorly drawn anime girls
notable anons get special voices in my head and accents so their posts also sound different when i mentally read them out

>>82865742 (OP)
I mean what is the point. We have been programmed to hate each other. I have been fighting my mysophobia for a while now, and the thing you end up finding the most is that women have been indoctrinated to hate men. It's sad, because like you said most of us want the same thing and that is human connection but that I'm inclined to believe that has been fractured beyond repair.

>>82865918
Damn. You sound cute but I meet almost none of your requirements.

Happy hunting, I suppose

>>82866030
Tell me your stats robot. I assume you're from amerilardia?

>>82865918
>Russian with an interest in historical political borders

Nothing bad could ever come from this

>>82866002
Ok, I've calmed down off this >>82865950, and I have to admit it was foolish and shortsighted to quit so early. We will receive failure no matter what occurs in life; it's the only thing all humans have in common, but maybe, just maybe, love is fully within our grasp if we let it be. All this to say that I'd rather my bad romance recipe be spammed infinitely alongside the ragebait than JUST gay ragebait only. We're guaranteed the misery, I get that, but what if we could have some control back, man? What if???

Seriously, I haven't seen a catchpa this gay since liberace's ghost apparated in my toilet bowl.

Any femcels want to be my slave? I'll be...well, not nice to you but nicer than you deserve.

>>82866044
Yep

>>82865918
>>Native European
Irish-American
>>AT LEAST slighty shorter than me, preferrably in 165-175cm range
5'11.5" (181.6cm)
>>Doesn't hate me for being Russian
Not at all.
>>Shares interest in something related to political borders of european countries from different time frames (e.g. history)
European history is fascinating to me, and especially Eastern Euro history. Tragically I know very little.
>>Either switch or sub but NOT CLINGY
Switch, I guess. Very clingy though
>>Absolutely not dominating or belittling type of guy
I like to tease but I don't like to genuinely make people feel lesser.

Ideal fembot gf checklist:

>Bio female
>Pleasant face
>Low body count
>Kind, patient, easygoing
>Good sense of humour
>Not severely mentally ill
>Introverted homebody with indoorsy interests like gaming, anime, art, history, music, etc.

I somehow doubt many ladies matching this description are single, let alone browsing /r9k/

>>82865918
hello yes, i am provincial american southerner but i greatly respect your bent of autism; though certainly you could branch out a bit. my buddy's gf is a 6'0'' Finn, which is very funny considering where I live. my only request is you listen to this song and tell me wat think, speak only a little monkey-level Russian, but have been enjoying some Russian music. and good luck in your search.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0h_sd6pVRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQ5TJYiFvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGZRkiZoXF0

>>82866057
Worry not robot, i couldn't care less even if ukrainians annexed half of russia tomorrow

>>82866114
I'm the other anon but, if you're not an orc then I take back what I said about hating you because you're Russian. Still want to cyber fuck you until you digitally vomit on my bits though cyka

>>82865918
I'm european and I don't hate you for being russian and then I fail everything else like a retard. Sad!
I'm sure that there are at least a few anons who could fit your description though.

>>82866107
>North America
Sigh
>5'11.5" (181.6cm)
Unsure
>Very clingy though
Dealbreaker. I just really can't stand peoppe texting me and needing me. Makes me feel suffocated and chained
>Youtube
Blocked here. I'm too greedy to buy a private vpn and don't feel like using (((free))) vpns

82866130
>Still want to cyber fuck you until you digitally vomit on my bits though cyka
You are exactly the type of megalomaniac jerks i'm talking about

>>82866180
You DO know I'm joking, right?

>>82866157
lol i didn't even consider that. maybe this more your speed?

https://vk.com/audio-2001727528_117727528

https://vk.com/audio-2001525457_93525457

https://vk.com/audio-2001720258_122720258

anyway, not so important. our age of internet technology certainly helps create some interesting people. best of luck again.

>>82866197
>vk.com
State owned piece of trash that requires you logging in to access half of functions
Sorry moid i wish i could see what you're trynna send me but i'm not using fucking VK.

>>82865742 (OP)
dating is all about power
power to be likeable, power to make the other sex horny for you, power to seduce, etc
and you need to past certain "seduction thresholds" like mmr thresholds in videogames, or like how you need certain intelligence tresholds to understand concepts in math easily and intuitively

robots dont have that, and thus, despite having a will for love and sex and intimacy, it is out of reach for us

>>82866157
>Dealbreaker
Rough. I get it though, people need space and I'm bad about that.

>>Youtube
Wut. Shame though, I do like to watch weird shit on YouTube

Happy hunting, like I said, hopefully you can find your slav manlet

>>82866187
>i was only pretending to be retatded
You're so charming robot ^^

Im gonna use this thread to try and get friends since I already have a boyfriend.

Discord tag is sweetletters._

And because im still a femcel, getting a boyfriend doesn't mean the opposite sex stops hating on me and stops wanting me dead.

>>82866255
I'm so charming you have no idea 'cept I was pretending to be an ass not a retard ))))

>>82865742 (OP)
>We all want the same thing right

>>82866257
That's chickn before anyone asks

kind of want an e-gf that lives in a different country so we never meet any femcels want that?

>>82866306
well fuck man we can't just deteriorate, got any ideas?

>>82866328
>well fuck man we can't just deteriorate
we will
>got any ideas?
no, I don't

>>82865918
Post vocaroo please say anything I love your accent I need to hear it

>>82866346
How terribly original

>>82865918
>russian
>bi slut
>will fuck anything
>muh femdom
>muh autism teehee
thread ruined in record time

>>82866365
I can't because i'm a man and i don't have a voicechanger

>>82866390
How offensive do you think repeating this would be longterm? Say this thread doesn't work out for some crazy reason which is insane to conceive of I know but go with me on this, say I become a matchmaking spammer, does that make me a cunt? I just want you kids to get together.

I'm crazy maybe.

>>82865742 (OP)
i'd love a bf!
i hope none of you are bothered by my hydrogen and helium atmosphere and 16 moons >///<

>>82866409
Just do a falsetto?
>>82866441
These threads are ILLEGAL under r9k's rules so you're going to get banned at some point

>>82866067
Well, might as well try brother. I have fighting this misogynistic viewpoint that I have been thinking for long. That is the rut of the problem. Is also the same for fem anons. They will not trust men and star talking to men just because they have the opportunity to do so. It takes afford in both parts to trust and that has been be home difficult on this day and age.

>>82866446
You never told me what your actual fetish is. It's not trains, it's not planes, is it automobiles?

>>82866446
>16 orbiters

Gross, no thanks

>>82866257
what the fuck do you think femcel means, you retarded fucking whore

>>82866448
https://voca.ro/1bCeIHi0xkOF

>>82866367
that's Iife

>>82866454
no it's
>JJRRRRJRJJJRJRJRJRJRJRJRRRR
don't tell anyone!!!!!
>>82866456
i walked into that joke god dammit.

>>82866479
I don't think that's a real Russian accent. Really deep voice for a foid doe

>>82866485
>don't tell anyone!!!!!
I could hammer you all day and all night babycakes i-if that's what you're into I mean. I wish all my planefucking images were formatted right I wanted to dump them last night since you liked them so much.

>>82866486
https://voca.ro/1otnqiXc6kA1

>>82866503
>I could hammer you all day and all night babycakes i-if that's what you're into I mean.
the stutter gave me big laugh ily anon huehuehue
>I wanted to dump them last night since you liked them so much.
NO THEY SCARE ME !! ! ! ! !

>>82866448
That is so gay though, like, look at the spam on this board and the obvious weird niche trolls with their various character arcs and inside jokes, is this REALLY the step too far here? I mean, come on now guys, you know damn well you all want what I want, the ladies too, come on now.

>>82866452
Exactly! We fight the routine every single damn day, but imagine winning over it. What if we could build a cartoon escape exit painted on the side of a grimly realistic tunnel? The solution is probably so easy we'll all laugh about it later, you guys are fucking geniuses, not to suck dick but come on! and the ladies, they have real twats I've seen them! It's insane how close we are to a real answer right here on this board.

>>82866483
I'm just itching for you to find a woman to cum inside of, marry, and completely fawn over exactly in the way you think is literally impossible. That is my fucking dream bro.

>>82866522
y-you love me? It's a little soon and...I've never been loved before. I think I love you too. Will we be together forever? Will you never ever leave me?
>NO THEY SCARE ME !! ! ! ! !
This is where I'd post the one that's blushing while its fuel port is exposed but I can't so I won't.

>>82866561
>I'm just itching for you to find a woman to cum inside of, marry, and completely fawn over exactly in the way you think is literally impossible.
That's mighty white of you, but it is, for all intents and purposes, impossible.

>>82866570
>I think I love you too. Will we be together forever? Will you never ever leave me?
i am secretly a demon who will steal your soul but yes let's get married!!!!!!!! :P
>This is where I'd post the one that's blushing while its fuel port is exposed but I can't so I won't.
HUH

>>82866597
Can we be married by Christmas? I want to finally take someone home to meet my family! You can have my soul or whatever and I totally love demons so that's great for me.
>HUH
There's a surprising amount of planeporn on the internet

>>82866607
>Can we be married by Christmas?
sure!! i will make snow angels with the corpses >//<!!!
>There's a surprising amount of planeporn on the internet
i knew it existed but i didn't think it was this vast
you learn something new every day

>>82866639
Corpses? Wait a minute are you going to kill my family? Let's get married even sooner, I'm so in love with you you little psycho.
>i didn't think it was this vast
Mostly present in military enthusiast circles, I think it started as a joke and spiraled out of control.

>>82866224
no worries. i just wanted to momentarily share grust200; i would very much like to meet anyone within 30-50 square miles that also listens to them if such a single person exists. enjoy life best you can out there.

>>82866662
>Let's get married even sooner, I'm so in love with you you little psycho.
oh geez i didn't think this would work. uhm. uhh. oouuhh.....
>I think it started as a joke and spiraled out of control.
much like furries i'd assume? i've seen more than one person make jokes about furries and end up becoming one

>>82865918
You cannot call yourself involuntarily celibate if you have requirements that unrealistic and arbitrary

>>82866746
>uhh. oouuhh.....
You can't back out! You can't do that to me! I'm so sensitive to rejection I'll...I'll...well, I won't do anything but it'll just reinforce negative behavioral patterns in me and that would be so mean of you to do.
>much like furries i'd assume?
I think that's probably about right. The range of things people can get turned on by is so fascinating.

>My physical requirements:
DD cups.
White skin.
>personality:
Likes anime, the 2000s, nu metal/emo/metalcore/whatever else, interested in ideas and cool stuff like history or art.
Kind, caring, etc.

I hate these threads.

>>82866767
teasing shy/nerdy dudes is one thing i enjoy, you unintentionally got one out of me
but no more......
>The range of things people can get turned on by is so fascinating.
i feel like i can't judge but sometimes... idk c'mon man

>>82866782
>the 2000s
The 2000s fucking sucked what's to like about them

>>82865742 (OP)
argie fem/gaycels hmu
char sheet:
in order of preference I like vidya, languages and cooking
probably have some undiagnosed mental illness
178cm (5'10") tall, ~100kg (220lbs)
White (slightly mestizo but not brown)
Brown eyes and hair, swept back. Also, beard (moderately well maintained)

discord is shapeshunter
I only check my inbox every once in a while so reply might not be instant

>>82866782
pls post what you think is your hardest "nu metal/emo/metalcore/whatever else" banger, i'm trying 2 see something. btw i'm a 33 year old man

>>82866905
...am retarded :D
male, bi, 19yo

>>82866782
OP here, genuinely sorry if this brings something bad out of you. It's just that I'm reeling over something from here exploding in my face, and I really want to make the best of a bad situation. Sorry.

pls be in ottawa

>>82865742 (OP)
4chan dating will never work for me since there are no women in Norway that use 4chan

>>82866485
>JJRRRRJRJJJRJRJRJRJRJRJRRRR
tolkien?

>>82867355
Lmao bitch please imagine being born fucking Norwegian and struggling to get pussy. You have infinite money just buy a wife.