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Anonymous No.82866768 [Report] >>82866775 >>82866786 >>82866791 >>82866894 >>82867078 >>82867085
>looks
what's your actual excuse?
Anonymous No.82866775 [Report]
>>82866768 (OP)
She left him after a year or so. A shame because even though the guy is a midgit and moans like a Minecraft villager, he can fuck for an hour and shoots giant loads.
Anonymous No.82866776 [Report]
Women make me nervous and when I get nervous I can't get a boner
There is no point in pursuing women because I will be unable to maintain an erection even if I'm successful
I know this because it's happened twice
Anonymous No.82866786 [Report] >>82866915
>>82866768 (OP)
he probably has long leg bones
Anonymous No.82866787 [Report]
theyre looksmatched both look like ass
Anonymous No.82866791 [Report]
>>82866768 (OP)
I hate muself and I'm scared of attractive women.
I would literally kill for a gf that looks like that.
Anonymous No.82866857 [Report]
No big retard cock OP
Anonymous No.82866894 [Report] >>82866914
>>82866768 (OP)
Imagine being ugly to a point where random people will use you as an example because you could get laid once. Topkek.
Anonymous No.82866914 [Report] >>82866938
>>82866894
>imagine being inspirational
Anonymous No.82866915 [Report] >>82866980 >>82867454
>>82866786
He's only a few inches taller. He just loadmaxxes

https://xhamster.com/videos/sexy-green-hair-hardcore-titsfuck-cum-on-face-and-hair-8822728

21m45s
Anonymous No.82866938 [Report] >>82866953 >>82866960 >>82866965
>>82866914
I would rather look like Leonardo DiCaprio (in his prime) and be a virgin than to look like that ugly balding sub5
Anonymous No.82866953 [Report] >>82866976
>>82866938
you're neither though and that's much more pathetic
Anonymous No.82866960 [Report]
>>82866938
What if you got to fuck fat slampigs like this absolute CHUD unit
Anonymous No.82866965 [Report]
>>82866938
that shows you're vain more than anything
Anonymous No.82866976 [Report] >>82866987
>>82866953
Almost every disabled person in the world is in a situation worse than mine. Are they all pathetic?
Anonymous No.82866980 [Report]
>>82866915
i'm british, i can't fucking see that. post pornhub, that i did verify
Anonymous No.82866987 [Report] >>82866994
>>82866976
Nah, that just betrays your own belief that you are above disabled people. I bet a significant amount of them have happier and more fulfilling lives than you
Anonymous No.82866994 [Report] >>82867014
>>82866987
>your own belief that you are above disabled people
I didn't say that, nigger. I was just pointing out how your metric for what is pathetic makes no sense.
Anonymous No.82867014 [Report] >>82867069
>>82866994
You tried to make a blanket statement about an entire demographic as a gotcha to weasel out of being called pathetic, because you are pathetic. Makes perfect sense to me.
Anonymous No.82867069 [Report]
>>82867014
If someone needs to be getting laid to avoid being considered pathetic in your eyes, so this implies things you didn't think of in your initial statement, one of those things was the example I gave.
Anonymous No.82867078 [Report]
>>82866768 (OP)
>Overwhelming proof in statistics and observed realiety
>one exception

fuck, i guess it really was because of my personality.
Anonymous No.82867085 [Report]
>>82866768 (OP)
You assumption is that that's attractive though.
That's disgusting. She weights 180 lbs. She has not sense of fashion or aesthetics dying her hair like a sea mammal. Desperate nerds and blacks and betas are attracted to that. But that's like 32% of the male population.
She looks like shit, dude
Anonymous No.82867093 [Report]
I would rather look like an ugly balding sub5 than to look like Leonardo DiCaprio (in his prime) and be a virgin
Anonymous No.82867454 [Report]
>>82866915
His dick is so big that it literally broke her pussy when they first had sex.