Thread 82868081

I'm seeing a psychiatrist for the first time in about 2 weeks, what do I say to him?

"supp, nigga?"

>>82868081 (OP)
I dont get what the face is about

>>82868081 (OP)
lie unless you want to get thrown into the psych ward. Be careful with over sharing. Keep it surface level as best you can.

>>82868081 (OP)
Show him your feminine penis
He will measure the eggs and everything will be understood

>>82868081 (OP)
tell him about the voices, and the skinwalkers, and how whenever you pick up a gun it whispers to you to kill the president. He will see that you are very perceptive and teach you the jewish secrets to financial sucess

>>82868097
>lie unless you want to get thrown into the psych ward
Just say you're not suicidal and they legally can't do shit.

>>82868130
>>82868097
What if I've attempted suicide in the past, but failed becuase I literally can't will my finger to pull the trigger, thus accepting I am trapped being alive for 80 more years of torture I know I can't escape from? Will that set off red flags, even though I'm legitimently in no danger of hurting myself (it's impossible, I can't overpower my survival instinct)

>>82868140
Just tell him you're gay lmao

>>82868140
Have you been to the psych ward before? Do your healthcare records contain a paper trail of evidence of your suicide attempts? If not just deny that you're suicidal or that you were ever suicidal.

>>82868087
>"supp, nigga?"
unironically this. it will establish how far gone you are or they will think holy shit this guy is based. win win no matter what

>>82868170
Talking in ebonics cements you as a brotha
He shall then promptly introduce you tp his haram of beverage sistas, and let you pick the most fertile of the bunch

>>82868081 (OP)
why are you talking to a shrink?

>>82868090
something related to blowjob I suppose.

>>82868081 (OP)
"I have no intention of harming myself or others"

>>82868081 (OP)
never ever mention anything suicidal or self harming.

Tell em Donald Trump raped you as a child. Claim big bucks in the settlement.

Me too but It's in less than a day. I have spiritual beliefs and other beliefs that no one else can really understand which was caused by a supernatural experience also I don't like talking to people so I have no friends or social life. This makes my dad think that I am mentally ill so be booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. I used to cut myself and I have tried to kill myself twice thought I've thought about it a lot more times than that however I don't feel like this anymore. If I tell them these things will I have to go to a psyche ward?

>>82868081 (OP)
>>82868494
100% this. you will get sectioned in a snap

>>82868579
What kinda freki shit we talkin'?

Run it by us first. We'll tell you if you're on to something, or simply crazy. That way, you won't say anything and get snitched out and sent away

>>82868692
About 2 weeks ago I had a supernatural experience where a group of demons had tried to make me non existent. I could feel it happening and when I looked down sometimes I could see that my body was not there but when I blinked I could see it again. This was my spiritual awakening and the start of many other things. Aftrr a few days I had started to believe in the supernatural and the demons had left me alone. It was also the start of when I stopped talking to people. I feel better when I'm alone and I don't think I can trust people. I know that spirits can put thoughts in people's heads which includes demons. Yesterday a spirit told me his name and showed me I will die driving down a dark road. It isn't talking in the sense that you may talk to a friend but it's a mental communication. I like to avoid people because I feel safer and demons can work through people to reach me. The chase of pleasure is inherently evil. I abstain from smoking sex porn envy masturbation and looking down on people. I only eat for nutrition. I like to avoid certain foods because I'm afraid of mind control. Did you know they put chemicals in the food to keep you subservient? That is the government. The government hates the level of spiritual enlightenment I have reached and so they've given people the idea that I'm talking nonsense. My dad comes into my room and says to me that I'm mentally ill. It doesn't affect me I don't care what people think of me. I know that's just the government propaganda working through him anyways. Also lots of mainstream songs and media are used for mind control as well. They insert frequencies that communicate with the subconscious so they can implant ideas into your head. Nobody really understands me. That's fine. I just think in unique ways other people can't. They hate I think I'm magical ways they couldn't.

>>82868081 (OP)
Tell him you have killed before and you will kill again. Ask him if he's ever been on /r9k/. Ask if you can suck his cock to pay for the session. Tell him your parents still beat you. Finally, ask him if he can write prescriptions to help you transition

>>82868840
You have some solid ideas there actually but you absolutely come across as mentally ill. I hope you find some clarity. I think Church may help you more, find a conservative Baptist one that talks about spiritual warfare, they're usually pretty grounded in reality about demonic influence.

>>82868840
you are clearly somewhere on the schizophrenia spectrum. not saying you have schizophrenia itself, but i can understand your father worrying a bit. good luck anon

>>82868579
>>82868840
and no i dont think you will have to go to a psych ward. what you're describing sounds serious, but non-acute

Not OP, but what if I want to be sent to the psych ward? Honestly, I just want a break from life and to crash out at the psychologist

>>82869242
you can literally just go up to a psych ward and self-admit at 99% of them
no need to even see a psychologist

>>82869424
It's more like I'm worried about the long term consequences from it. Like are they gonna start monitoring me, are they going to put me on a list, will I even survive the psych ward.

>>82869443
You get to pick the service you get if it's not forced on you. You act like every hospital is an industrial nightmare focused only on getting you functional with the maximum medication possible, do research and use your best judgement when considering patient reviews and location qualifications

>>82869742
I think you're right. I'm just sad I cannot get any therapy whatsoever. Sad reality is that I can't even be 100% honest because my life is just such an embarrassment

>>82868081 (OP)
Be honest, but don't overshare and never tell them that you are planning to hurt anyone including yourself. Being suicidal is fine, they will understand, planning a suicide however shouldn't even be implied by accident. Also, avoid any female psychiatrist, they will only make things worse and they can't help you, they are more likely to actively try to destroy you if possible because it's funny and you give them the ick.