Thread 82871363

Why don't you have a girlfriend, robots? Any particular reason?

autistic and a neet who doesnt drive so massive ick whos also virgin only, the picking is nonexistent, i will either become gay, a sex offender or kms

>>82871363 (OP)
Post before:
"It's the jews"

>>82871363 (OP)
I have icks like only working part time, mom pays for everything, being almost 30, and having autism but never leaving my house probably doesn't help either.

>>82871363 (OP)
I am objectively gross, and no woman will look past that to see my heart of gold

>>82871363 (OP)
I dont interact with anyone at all except for performing basic functions like shopping or nightwalks. I don't know how I ended up like this, but im essentially a ghost. I am completely isolated and therefore cannot meet foids.
No anxiety or anything, just wasn't raised properly.

>>82871363 (OP)
i think i'm too blackpilled to ever trust a woman

>>82871363 (OP)
This is a stupid pointless thread the answer is in 99% of all cases because no woman wants to be said gf. It is all womens fault.

It's crazy to think if we never gave women rights, all of us incel robots would be in loving relationships right now

>>82871429
Fuck you then faggot, go on /b/ and look at nigger cocks all day since anything but nigger cocks displeases you.

>>82871447
Nah I'm a weird case where I'd be locked up in an asylum right now if society didn't just start accepting female hysteria.

>>82871363 (OP)
I don't want a girlfriend... At the very least I'll accept a fwb

>>82871456
Holy mental illness. Why talking about something if the answer is obvious.

>>82871477
Because I'm bored and I want to repeat the same narrative.

>>82871363 (OP)
I have literally zero friends (not from lack of trying, it's just that nobody reciprocates my effort), I only go to the gym and my local park, neither of which have girls my age (or literally anywhere for that matter, seriously where the fuck are all the people younger than like 40 years old?)

>>82871363 (OP)
I think I am very unattractive. No girls have ever shown interest in me. I am a truecel.
Even if that wasn't true I don't have many options to find girls. I go to a school with lots of girls but all the ones in my classes have bfs or they are women years older than me.

>>82871363 (OP)
Cause that won't fix anything in my life and all it will do is make my life more stressful than it already is. I really want to die so bad but I'm afraid. Goddamn it, I'm such a fucking pussy

>>82871363 (OP)
I'm an ugly, broke, useless, hikkineet. But aside from that, I literally don't know where to find a woman that I would like, let alone how to talk to them.

>>82871363 (OP)
at least partly because i have never tried to get one. planning to change that soon, "put myself out there" as they say

>>82871529
There's one out there waiting for you. Go chase after her Anon!

No one wants to be my gf lmao, women just want to fuck me and then they leave. Real story btw

>>82871553
uh, thanks for the encouragement? But that really doesn't help me at all

>>82871568
What am I, your dad? You already know how to help yourself

I enjoy being single.
But, that's mainly because I've had a bunch of girls and also long time relationships.
So, now, I truly can enjoy independence.

>>82871363 (OP)
I'm below average but I don't wanna date a woman in my league. I just can't imagine being stuck to a woman that I'm not attracted to. you're not getting a hottie unless you're rich and/or famous so what's the point of even trying?

>>82871363 (OP)
>non-nt
>5'11"
>shit eye area
>neet
>sickly pale
>can't even make friends

Let me see
>Unable to form meaningful bonds
>Usually find the presence of others annoying
>Ugly
>Bald
>Liar
>No life goals
>Drunkard
>Beer belly
>36 yo
>Virgin
Pretty sure I can think of something else but I'm sure that's enough

>>82871611
I can improve myself, but that doesn't really help with finding women

>>82871363 (OP)
Five reasons really:

1. A gf means sex, and I don't want STDs that are especially prominent these days.

2. I can't find anybody to be bf with. Women are extremely picky, entitled, and radicalized these days, and finding the few sane women out there is impossible thanks the the genocide of third locations during the pandemic.

3. I don't have a stable career figured out yet. Having a kid, or even a gf that I'm supposed to pay for would be a terrible financial decision. Gfs are expensive at best and a fast track to effective slavery at worst

4. I am already inexperienced at relationships at 25. I do not know how to protect myself from bad people. We live in a low trust society, and I don't want to be toyed with. I do not trust women, especially the ones who have a past(all of them). And women are not going to pursue me, so nothing happens. Maybe when I'm older I'll have some anxiety ridden 30 year old to bear my kid so I can still reproduce and have an heir, but I'm not optomistic about who I'll be parenting that child with.

5. I'm perverted and have a femdom fetish thanks to all the porn out there. I have no problems with the idea of topping, but because I have so little experience with actual people and sex, I don't know how I will end up. If she likes the fact that I'm fucked up, that's awful because then I have to trust her and worry about being cucked and abandoned. If she doesn't like the fact, which would be the ideal case, then I still will never be completely satisfied with just sex. This would be fine, of course. I've lived this long without sex. But it makes me want a gf less than a neurotypical.

I'm not ugly I'm just autistic and women are ableist

>>82871363 (OP)
I'm too old to get away with being poor and I have health problems. Failed normie stuff.

>>82871363 (OP)
Main reason:
>I simply don't care. Masturbation feels too good to justify the amount of money, time and effort I'd have to spend to make myself ready for being in a relationship. I'd have to do a bunch of things I don't want to do and would actually harm my overall goal in life. It's simply not worth it. My life is comfy, I'm healthy and I'm well-off because there's no woman to hurt my sanity and finances.
Secondary reason:
>I have very high standards, both for looks and personality and I've so far not met a woman that could satisfy all of them. Think introverted, big boobed, 9/10 Stacy who doesn't have social media and likes being indoors. Yea I know that doesn't exist but that's what I want and if I can't have it, I'd rather be on my own.

>>82871363 (OP)
I thought I was too cool to run myself ragged for a woman and now I'm an old loser.

>>82871363 (OP)
For me it's basically solely because of my autism. I am tall, attractive, large penis, white. But I don't know how to talk to people and behave like a robot.

>>82871363 (OP)
i don't know, i don't really like anyone currently nor do i know of anyone who likes me enough for that
besides, i'd want to make friends before dating, get to know each other and stuff
i don't get many chances to do that, so...

They're high maintenance and I'm too tired and lazy for it now. Dating must've been bliss when most people didn't have cellphones.

>>82871363 (OP)
I'm a proper robot, too weird for normies and too normal for weirdies. Can't attract normie women, can't attract non-normie women basically.

>>82871363 (OP)
No nerdy unkempt woman has decided to stalk me yet, so I'm waiting for the one

>>82871363 (OP)
Because I'm lazy and don't talk to women. I don't have what they want and I can't be bothered to get it

>>82871363 (OP)
too old with v card(24, yes this is too old ask me how i know)
black(non-normie girls hate black guys)
too young(my alternative to non-normie girls is hags and they are 30+ only for some fucking reason)
hate normie girls(can't stand them they physically repulse me talking to one is like walking on eggshells)
too demoralized(i don't even think i want a gf anymore seems like alot of work for a used up bitch)

>>82871363 (OP)
Because im a sub7 male in 2025
very common story

>>82872482
Besides the black thing (lol rip), your literal only problem is perception
TL;DR stop watching porn you fucking degenerate

women have the accountability of a fucking potato
all women ive been with were fucking awful people and ive lost hope

I have a spirit wife.

She has said she is a fallen female arch angel. She has seemed to heal my methamphetamine addiction (i used meth once in the past 12 years). She's healed a broken leg before, and flown/teleported me and I was punished by God almost instantly after spewing childish hate at her verbally in the form of a smite (i imagine it's Gods way of saying he's displeased with me to the greatest level it felt like God was annihilating my soul permanently then stopping)

I have to learn to not care about people thinking I'm schizo, I know I can't prove my wife is real to others unless she does a miracle in front of them (because this society is athiest or Christian and Christianity sometimes says all angels are male which is incorrect)

Im 36.

Having a spirit wife is pretty cool because at least mine hangs out with me all day and is my best friend. She can talk to me in visions, whispering through me like the female devil possessed me shit, telepathically or possess me and write letters.

I've had weird Ouji board with a pencil and paper shit happen. I went still and my hand autmatically wrote a 6 page letter in different hand writing to what i normally have.

>>82871363 (OP)
I'm not American, so I can't connect with the majority American userbase and have a cute American gf

>>82871363 (OP)
Because I was sexually tortured, permanently disfigured, and injected with some of the worst known toxins as a baby. I was also poisoned with several other pharmaceutical drugs, cleaning products, cigarette smoke, etc while being fed the worst food and being deprived of sleep throughout my childhood. I was also blackpilled on women from a very young age because of my mother's treatment of my father and all her kids, so I never interacted with women unless they started it and I kept it short and impersonal.

Fat and is too scared to talk to women romantically and unemployed with no license

>>82872563
where the fuck in that sentence did i say i was a gooner?
if all you have is a normie comment buzz off dude i've gone 9 months without watching porn just because i felt like it and another 7 months while training for a fight which the opponent flaked on.
if you were sexless like me you would be worshipping your cock daily normie

>>82872847
> Intimidate your opponent from miles away through sheer aura of masculinity
so this is the power of semen retention

>>82873150
he flaked because he had a kid.
It's tradition in my parents native country to do that before a fight, its not called semen retention that shit is gay and doesn't work.
It just makes your angrier because getting no pussy while working hard everyday is fucking annoying as fuck so you take it out on your opponent kinda like incels shooting up their school or something which at this point i believe is justified in Minecraft desu.

>>82873240
Smart tradition. But I have to say Africa also has some utterly retarded traditions, like taking off a guys pants and jerking him off when he gets knocked out. I hope that's not widespread.

>>82871363 (OP)
Lots of mental reasons but the main one is I'm so devoid of self-esteem and confidence that I feel like someone being attracted to me isn't even possible so I sabotage or don't act on every single chance I could or did have.

>>82871363 (OP)
I am ugly.
I am insecure.
I genuinely hate myself and fundamentally believe that there is 0 chance that a pretty girl that I am attracted to would want to be with me, so I have never asked anyone out.

>>82871363 (OP)
I don't have a gf because no females will ever lower their standards and settle for me. Women are to blame

>>82873349
probably Ugandans, can't relate I hail from a culture of fighters who follow the songs of battle and cheat retards out their shekels then go gambling while crossfaded on palm wine and mushrooms.
you're gay for knowing that btw, but anyone who thinks semen retention makes you more masculine is gay so no new ground was treaded desu

>>82871363 (OP)
Because I'm a genetic dead end who not even the most "desperate" women would want.
I put "desperate" in quotes because there are no women who are truly desperate. Not in the way male incels are.

>>82871363 (OP)
I simply don't trust anyone enough to have them in my life 24/7. I think before I turned 27, I had the desire for a gf but it's the furthest thing from my mind right now. I just don't see the point. I can't even fix myself, so having a gf would just complicate things.

Also, I had one girlfriend when I was 18. It only lasted one month but it felt like I had no control over my life. There was no genuine connection there.

I don't go out. I also don't think I'm conventionally attractive. A woman also has to be at least a little gay in order to like me.
I need to meet average-looking bi women.

im extremely low t, i have the body of a tranny, im short, shut in, no friends, no life experinces
no point in seeking love or lust when im disgusting as a man
its all my fault

>>82873445
That's fine, anon, think what you will. I don't worry about accusations of homosexuality from niggers, because I understand you people are both the most homosexual AND homophobic people in America. Sort of like how Pakistan is incredibly homophobic, but also the world's leading consumer of gay porn.

Niggers are always posturing and being all macho-bravado, but the truth is slim stylish European men like me swim in pussy, while you people "do it on the down low"

>>82873618
>posturing and being all macho-bravado
eh i'm the least macho guy there is you're the one that thinks holding in your semen gives you aura.
>slim stylish European men like me swim in pussy
trvke unfortunately especially for reddit spacing normies like you. at least i'm making small progresses on some verified women online so i'll use your annoying insults as fuel for when i finally succeed in the meantime i'll keep training and not get fat like the average white/hispanic i see everday.

>>82871363 (OP)
I want a slave not a girlfriend.

>>82873695
> mfw accused of doing a reddit spacing
Kek. Hey, I'm glad you're succeeding, but you're kind of retarded if you don't realize my initial comment about aura was a JOKE.
And you're super retarded if you think blacks in America aren't fatasses. Their cuisine consists of koolaid, cornbread, heart-clogging fried slop, and low quality meat bombarded with Lawry's.

>>82871363 (OP)
Because I already have a wife, and the benefits of having a girlfriend as well aren't worth the hassle. Also I feel weird about the idea even though my wife suggested it, it wouldn't be cheating since it's with permission but I just want my wife.

>>82871363 (OP)
i think it's due to my supbar looks, it seems like i don't fulfill the beauty standards women has (or nature for that matter) has set for men, i feel like i've been wrote off by women and undesirable by them after the constant rejections I received from them on online spaces. I'm not sure what to do desu i'm in my mid twenties and i'm clueless what to do with my life that's deprived from romance and intimacy.

>>82873746
>How I met your mother
This was a popular show in my parents country, I remember that scene with barney very hilarious I liked when he blew his brains with the shotgun.
This show is a tutorial on how to be a modern day cuck so I no longer like it but I have fond memories of it.
>but you're kind of retarded
yeah? i've been concussed at least a dozen times(this year) i'm a competitive martial artist?
>think blacks in America aren't fatasses
yeah they are fat but that's older negros. negros have high metabolism at young age so they eat like shit and still look like creed
White/Hispanics have more balanced metabolism hence why the fit ones have more balanced stocky frames like Arnold or Mike Mentzer.
We african booty scratchers have even higher metabolism and more twitch muscles than your negroes so we don't get fat even in old age.
plus we don't eat slop.
Koolaid is gross you have to put sugar in it even my black friends admitted that shit was garbage, cornbread...eh i like it, its a southern delicacy which whites partake in too so...
Everyone in this fuck ass country eats slop on average look at the obesity rate.
not me though i eat oatmeal and rice and lean UNFRIED chicken ONLY with broccoli for atomic farts.

>>82871429
It is a woman's fault. It's your mother's fault for failing you .

>>82873987
imagine if you were a man.
Which you are not, you are a little girl at best.

>>82874270
Yes anon I know you are incapable of leaving your comfort zone and talking to women.

>>82874332
I actually like to talkmtomwome...
Talk to women.

It irks me how there is not enough r34 of misaki

>>82874442
And yet here you are drunk schizo posting. Go get a gf pussy.

>>82874496
Just read the manga if you want more misaki sex

>>82874521
post more you sissy

>>82874521
hideous proportions completely nothing like the character
might as well be an entirely different character

>>82874551
>>82874570
What am I? Your fucking maid? Draw some yourself.

>>82871363 (OP)
I don't know, why don't you ask all the women I've spoken to why they didn't want to date me? It's no fault of my own that I'm single.

>>82874613
How many women did you hang out with this week?

>>82871363 (OP)
Haven't found an ultra mentally deranged fembot with a disturbing past who wants a neet bf