Thread 82871526

kudo edition

QOTT:
describe your perfect man using a picture
in the previous episode:
>>82860838

Ok, I'll be the first. Who wants to fuck?

>>82871563
you m?

>>82871563
me, post socials anon

>>82871563
I can't fuck I'm not chad

wwy r8 my body?

>>82871585
Don't care stop making camwhore threads on /r9k/ stupid chad only bottom whore

>>82871583
>tfw I wanna fuck but I'm too ugly for it

>>82871591
i dont care about looks as long as the schlong is big

>>82871606
Shame my penis is only 7 inches long so I can't please you and we can't ever be together because I don't have a 12 inch BBC

>>82871606
skinny femwhore fueling men insecurities. Typical

>>82871632
True, foids love making fun of penises because they hate men. You could show them a 7 incher and they'll laugh

>>82871640
>foids love making fun of penises
>You could show them a 7 incher and they'll laugh
This is a joke right? Gay bottoms literally do the exact same shit all the time

>>82871640
I think it's because they don't wanna see dick in public and will laught at any naked man

>>82871575
https://x.com/elonmusk
i dont post face much im shy >_<

>>82871693
Wow you're fucking ugly

>>82871640
I was talking about a femboy nonnie, dunno much about women

damn shaving makes u look like a chicken
not good i want my hair back

Smooth shaven twinks owe me sex

I know One Piece isn't on break this week because bf is already blowing up my phone with his latest "theories"

I look and smell like your aunt

>>82871921
can you share them

My last year being a boy, next year I'm going on hrt and to be pretty, gonna finally get a girlfriend and live a normal life with a normal family.

>>82871921
Why do I get the sense your bf is fat and mexican

guys will literally line up for u if u start

I thought being gay was such a gimmick but when I met with a guy from /soc/ and got pounded several times I ended up enjoying it.

>>82872056
What does that even mean lol what gimmick

>>82872056
>Bottoms can just go on /soc/ and instantly have sex with chad
I hate being a top

>>82872056
Are you gonna go back and find a gf at least?

Need white brazilian/latino mature top bf to fall in love with me

>>82872056
"several times" implying you did it more than once before enjoying it.
Impressive since prisongays normally get the ick before sex or mid-sex and abandon the guy they're with.

I have a gay friend im trying to help find a bf for. He wants a virgin top yesman, any takers?

>>82872249
Chudbot

I went to the dentist but the wait time was like 3 hours just to take x-rays plus a longer time after that to actually get the tooth filled. I think I'll have to get here very early in the morning, like when they open tomorrow. Anyway I'm going to go the store and buy a ton of soft foods I can eat with a pulled tooth. Any suggestions?

>>82872249
Let me rephrase, they just cant have been sluts before

>>82872249
What do you mean by yesman? Yesman as in he agrees with all his opinions or yesman in like a sexual slave kind of way?

>>82872273
He wants someone that either argues little with him or not at all. Idk about the bedroom though, he is probably the opposite there

>>82872000
kek
>>82872100
just go to /soc/

>>82872206
Some are more resistant and abandon mid relationship

>>82872282
What race is he and what's his body type? is he fat? is he twinky?
>>82872316
/soc/ doesn't work it's just bottoms attention whoring and dozens of guys lining up to fuck them there's way more bottoms then there are tops and it's way too competitive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mPjzr14dNw
I have a crush on the guy in the jumpsuit in this video

>>82872332
In those cases it's likely a closeted/self-hating gay guy's first relationship.
Wouldn't wish that on anyone.

>>82872343
Eastern euro lives in america, twinky

>>82871921
can you share him

>>82871950
>late 40s big breasts and blonde
Wtf!? my dick hurts

>>82872572
Sorry not in my country and I'm not chad so we can't be together it's over I will never have sex

Teto teto teto te

I reckon I could beat up 10 bottoms at the same time without much trouble

i know kickboxing and will kill you in one swift foot motion

Top 5 asian countries for asserting BWC dominance onto shy awkward submissive beta male twink boypussy?

>>82872706
(SANJUJI TTE IU NA!!!)

suck ma dih

>>82872721
All of them? It's sorta my hopes and dreams to go to Japan not for anime or whatever, but to go into the countryside there and live life as a redheaded "yokai" there, scaring farmers in the middle of the night

>>82873072
Wtf is this doesn't load

>>82873088
sorry here does it work now
https://files.catbox.moe/yupppe.mp4

>>82873123
Why are you spamming dish?

>>82873123
Is this dude autistic?

>>82872704
Hes not looking for chad

>>82873166
Still not in my country so it's over and we can't date sorry

Faggots are not human

>>82865011
Bottoms try not to be cringe trannies challenge

tore visited hopefully have enough soft food to eat until my tooth heals and yes I got chick fil a on the way back. Why not at this point I might as well enjoy it why I got it.

>>82873088
Don't know why the link didn't work. I'm not the other anon who replied to you though.
https://litter.catbox.moe/odrqhn58xtplfbn5.mp4

I like calling myself a girl. I never want to be a woman, or to look like a woman, or to be treated like a woman, but I enjoy saying shit like "I'm a fucked up girl". I suppose that the very fact that I'm so obviously masculine is why makes it enjoyable---that is, the contrast is fun.

Had a fun filled day yay

I wish I could just find a fellow smooth chubby twink to cuddle naked with..

>>82873537
Well come on and share meow, what did you do during your fun day?

>>82873538
>chubby
>twink
Define twink you subhuman tub of lard

I am not a pedophile I don't like kids

>>82873582
>picrel
Ok diddy

>>82873538
Prindello? Does he have to be good at math?

looks like the ayy's are coming to kill us all?
it might be time to confess to my crush

>>82873582
I used to chew on furniture as a kid yay

please consider checking out the r9gay tagmap ty

https://tagmap.io/tag//r9gay/

>>82873640
Did you suck on cock as a kid

>>82873730
nobody lives near me i cant

space gays

>>82873555
I went to therapy in da morning and it felt okay even though I started shivering a lot then I went to a 50km bike ride and then I went to the uni boardgaming club
>>82873744
No sadly waa

>>82873730
hey theres one guy in brooklyn. i'm there sometimes. if he's reading this, i wonder if he wants to hang out.

>>82873730
i can't use this map because i'm a gay alien living on mars can't we edit it to be less xenophobic thanks

Camille Paglia = GIRL BOSS

I chopped my penis off

>>82873930
Nothing of value was lost lmao

i attached a second penis to my butthole

>>82873749
you can be the first and then shy anons can message you :)
>>82873805
i think i saw one of your bros in mexico he looked dry af

>>82873162
What does /r9gay/ think of bottoms like this?

i wish i was black...

>>82873984
I don't think of them

>>82873984
i think about taking 2 hand fulls

May the days fade away
And the moons pale into nothingness
May love only be enough until the morning
May death shut the mouths of traitors
I don't believe in the white ghost of love anymore

>>82873951
nobody will message me and then after two weeks i wont remember my contact

>>82874416
i will love you forever and always bring our chats up to my future husband if you tell me you love me on discord in these two weeks

I enjoy fapping the most when my dick is sweaty and unclean, I wonder if this means I'd enjoy that during sex but I probably would rather it be clean

I'm asexual but I can't have sex because my small penis cums very quickly and I'm also ugly

>>82874596
Doesn't sound asexual, sounds insexual

>>82874610
I want to have sex very rarely and need to cum only once every few days

>>82874569
good luck finding 6'6" anyone bitch

>>82874660
I found myself DOUGH

>>82874689
Go fuck yourself then limau

>>82874544
but im looking for bffs forevers

>>82874552
most gay dudes i've known have preferred sweaty unclean dick
most women i've known (literally one) said she preferred clean dicks
men keep winning

>>82874698
Ok maybe I will. Maybe I'll do that right now. We'll see who'll cancel who you height moralist.

I was just joking about blacked content but then you guys started saying that you're actually into that stuff and even started naming blacked porn stars you guys are so fucking gross

>>82874734
Ew Gross eww

>>82874750
zesty niggas deserve love too. i think the BLACK BVLL SVPERIOR angle is cringe tho

>>82874759
Stop fetishizing black men it's repugnant and disgusting and makes me never want to associate with gay bottoms

>>82874757
I took a shower so it's at least 50% less gross yay stay mad loser nya

>>82874776
i don't i'm just saying they deserve love too. blacked/riced/bleached are all cringey as fuck af

>>82874716
dumbass... he never listens

I almost didn't shave today either but I really liked how my hair looked without doing anything to it so I felt bad having a shitty stubble ruin it and I feel much better after I shaved

>>82874778
Sex is always gross kill sex with a rock yay data miracle

>>82874805
Boo ugly tranny, you look like a weird grandma

>>82874821
That's not meow hue

you can't simply be racist you must have a romantic relationship with a non white

>>82874817
So true where bf to have sex with yay
>>82874821
You have no idea how handsome and cool I am lolmao

What is the logistics of interracial relationships anons? Are you both allowed to call eavh other slurs? Is it deemed bad if you like something about their race? Please explain it to me.

hue called, said this thread is shit and he's coming to have fun in couple minutes

rip anon he died of virginity

>>82874860
You can call your bf a nigger during orgasm only

Blvck bvll DESTORS faggot rice boy in the locker rooms

>>82874857
Now here yay

I wish I was a faggot riced boy...

>>82874653
Yeah doesnt sound asexual

>incelsexual chad bf is no longer attracted to me and ghosts me after fucking me
many such cases

gentle men..
wow...

>>82874860
If you can't be racist around your bf there is no point in dating outside of your race imo.

Youtube continues to ruin the UI...

>>82875357
I'd date outside my race mainly cause I'm insecure about my own, I'm mixed but I whitepass so much that nobody would even know if I never told them, I feel like it'll be nicer having someone else who'll know what that's like

>>82875467
I have a fetish for chubby Asian men because they brainwashed me with their cartoons.

>>82875322
>gentle men
>wow
i don't think a gentle man exists anywhere they're all evil rapebeasts that still reject me i would definitely say wow if i met one

i wan asian bf but he has to be the top. i don really have a gud reason why i wan him but if i get him everytime somwan call me a weeb i will use my BAC bf as an excuse like nooo im nit a weeb im jus sharig my bfs cultir!

>>82875484
>>82875546
I don't get weebs, sure they have some good music and shows but like, I don't think asian men are the best looking

You're going down the wrong path. You have to accept nature and be normal.

I am not dating a tree

Well maybe I could settle for a Coast Redwood

i'd like to be a tree

>>82875573
they're pretty looksmatched with white bvlls imho and because whites don't care as much about hygiene and groming as asians (excluding pajeets and indians obv) if you have 6/10 asian boyyo who is clean and well groomed and a 7/10 white boyyo who look like he slept in a dumpster i pick the asian boyyo everytime

The red wave tsunami will not end. There will be consequences for your faggotry. Known that.

Yes indeed that consequence is finding the loving husband I deserve

>>82875764
You're forbidden from looking at my bulge pics or my ass pic btw fat whore

>>82875801
Who Even are you lol why would I care about your micropenis

damn, boys look like THAT?

>>82875818
Exactly my tiny 7 inch penis is a micro penis and doesn't deserve to be looked at thank you for agreeing with me
>>82875819
>furry
No thanks whore

>>82875819
Dumb? Immature? Conforming to your bipedofile tastes?

>>82875848
I wish my penis was smaller yay 2 inch would be nice

>>82875873
I wish mine was smaller too having a noticeable bulge in my pants when walking around makes me self conscious and bottoms make fun of my penis for being too small anyways

>>82875883
How can it be noticeable if it's a micropenis liar yay

>>82875894
You can have a bulge and a micro penis the bulge only sticks out maybe 1 inch 1/2 or 2 inches it's a tiny bulge for a tiny penis

>>82875883
It's not noticeable, it's there but no one's looking for it, be real

aaah ahh aaaah chad oh my god CHAD aah aaah aahhh ahhh

mines not a micropenis but it is small and i don't like tight underwear that makes it look big because i don't want guys who refuse to date me to look at it. im a bottom and shouldn't have it anyway

>>82875913
So it's not noticeable then so you were lying yay

>>82875923
It's noticeable to me though that's just when my penis is completely flaccid when it's flaccid there should be no bulge and it should be flat
>>82875943
Depends on who's looking I think but it's extremely noticeable to me and it makes me self conscious so I wear baggy shirts to cover it up but thanks for admitting that my penis is tiny

>>82875870
okay, this smooth = pedo shit needs to be addressed. when the fuck did basic hygiene and trimming get associated with children? you'll niggas be projecting some mighty concerning thoughts

>>82875991
you are right
shaving is sophisticated

>>82875991
>every manly feature covered
>uwu game socks on
kill yourself bishit, it's not about hygiene and shaved ass, i like how you're willing to skim over the whole picture to make yourself look less retarded

>>82876018
I don't look retarded, YOU do for projecting a bunch on me. you are unhinged and probably smell bad too (peeyew)

>>82876032
sure whatever keeps you stable bishit, just stop your coping rant

Wish I was strong enough to fuck a bottom while standing and holding him up too bad I'm a weak scrawny manlet and my tiny 7 inch penis probably wouldn't be long enough to penetrate him anyways

the masculine urge to wear a turtleneck

Is he hot? Would you bf?

>>82876125
gross... he's like smooth and not extremely gorilla-hairy?? HURK

>>82876125
maybe if he gained 50 pounds

>>82876125
Don't like koreans and his hair looks like a cheap wig

>>82876151
Racist, he's Japanese, and his hair looks good
>>82876140
Spotted the Amerifat

You'd think with all the semen they gorge themselves on and the fact that they drain the life out of a top's cock that bottoms would age better

Amerisharts be like
>if he don't look like he hangs out in Walmart all day like the other fat slobs he ain't for me

>>82876125
Hot face, terrible hair. Fingers crossed he's a top.

>>82876325
He's a top but his peepee is 4 inches, 5 at maximum hardness

>>82876343
You never know. I'll gamble anyway.

Bottoms posting chad and lusting over him once again..

Yeah I'm an American and I like it when my boys are well-fed, sue me.

>>82873790
Hey you both post on 4chan so he is probably down you must have a lot in common like idk you'd probably figure it out when you start talking. Sounds like a great idea.
>>82873930
Meow nooooo

>>82876560
This is me but I'm not a chad top so no bottom will lick my hole it's over

>>82876343
Who cares? Its only gooners who never got fucked that want giant dicks. That or guys that get fucked too much

mi an fbf wil subsis on jus cum an choklet

>>82875573
>I love bodyhair and fatness

>>82876091
Strong urge to call you a faggot with shitty fashion sense

anyone who wears a turtle neck should be ashamed. think of that poor turtle walking around without a neck, tha poor son of beach ain't nevah gunna git laid againn!

>>82876244
>30 yo femboy twink

Most my outfits has a turtleneck...

>>82876522
most people who move to brooklyn kinda suck enormous eggs though. so its risky.

>>82871614
You know you posted your dick here and everyone took a peak and it's a nice dick. Just because it looks different from the average weiner doesn't mean it's bad

>>82876741
I never posted my dick here though only my bulge?

today i saw a cat IN mcdonalds

>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>He is straight and will never love me the way I love him
>So why can't my heart understand that?

Please god someone give me a way to make the hurt stop (that is not alcohol)

as well as a meditating squirrel.

I'm straight and want a bf how come no bottoms ever show interest in me? Oh right it's because I'm not chad

>>82877036
I'm >>82876990, and I'd fucking beg for your contacts but my soul belongs to one of you womanfuckers.

am i chad
y/n

>>82877057
Post stats and if you're better then me in any physical way then you're chad and I'm not

>>82877092
give me the outline please

>>82877110
What's your height, and weight, and penis size, and are you balding?, and are you fat or skinny?

I guess it's time to go to bed so I can be at the dentist right when they open at 8am tomorrow. I have to do something about this tooth.

Reminder that all non-mentalcels are fakecels. Short guys, fat guys, ugly guys and bald guys can ALL easily get bfs in the gay community if they're even basically charismatic. It is the autist and the autist alone who can't.

>>82877315
What if I'm fat, ugly and bald?

>>82877338
If you're genuinely charismatic, yes, you can find a boyfriend. This isn't straight dating. A lot of boys specifically seek out fat ugly bald guys even. But you're on this board so you're likely a mentalcel

You can have a boyfriend and still be a cel

i like guys who wear omighty

well anons? did you participated???

>>82877700
Yes my coworkers had a good laugh at the sound of my bones shattering.

Need a short bottom to protect with my tallness. Then maybe I throw him onto the bed and have my way with him.

For the sake of my boyfriend, I will never become a worm.

Bf threw me at the spider on the bedroom wall again

found one for a certain someone

pair with this, ez diamonds

We edated for three months a year ago and I'm crying my eyes out because I want him back. Genuinely considering flying out to where he lives just to see is fave a single time. I am the most pathetic anon here BY FAR.

Why does the tasting history guy have pretty fingers.

>>82878753
because they stick their fingers in history to taste it and history is moisturizing

Being so lonely and sad has made me too soft. I would cry if a boy hugged me right now.

>>82877734
>you probably hear the beautiful sound of anon's bones shattering back here, that's music to my ears. people don't like it, i love it! when i hear that sound it reminds me of money!

Would you get all four of your limbs amputated if it meant you got to be a billionaire forever but your caretaker had to be someone from this thread

>>82878814
am i allowed to pick someone besides you? and are you the one who is performing the amputation or do you have someone on retainer to perform this operation?

You're all twats. Just a bunch of wankers

>>82878834
exxuse (you) but i don kno wat dose words mean so take that!

>>82878853
spare me por favor

>>82878824
>am i allowed to pick someone besides you?
It would be "randomly selected" but the wheel would inevitably land on me
>are you the one who is performing the amputation or do you have someone on retainer to perform this operation?
The operation would be preformed by an actual surgeon (while I watch). You'd just wake up in my arms with no arms or legs.
Remember though... You get to be a billionaire forever.

>>82878834
Alri mate no need for that

>>82878853
Can you sing an Enjambre song. Maybe Dulce Soledad. I like that band.

>>82878858
That seems like a good deal.

I would take the amputation deal not because of the money but because it guarantees me a bf

bf who deprives me of my sight smell taste smell and touch

Asexual bf who holds me down and rapes me

I need a yandere boyfriend who will starve me until I die.

I need a yandere boyfriend who will starve me to keep me weak and dizzy while never allowing me to go hungry long enough to die, thus keeping me in a terrible state of half-death where I constantly beg to die but have to suck is cock instead

Why are we like this?

>>82878855
>>82878866
https://voca.ro/1bZloWcSMiek

>>82878977
do you want me to answer that?

>>82879040
hot, very hot

>>82876990
https://youtu.be/62upiZmq4aE
listen to this non-straight hottie's advices and fall in love with his hotness so you can forget all about your crush

i would never kill my fbf, a lot of men have killed their bfs at a certain point. even tho im heavily incentivized to kill him i never would.

Meow has a heart of BBC

>>82879365
literally me

I wish I had a bf smarter than me. Feels a bit weird wording it but I feel like I'm good at being down to earth and helping others but bad at doing anything intellectually related.

>>82879407
I'm not extra smart and I won't like to be a smartass either because that would make my bf feel lesser, but I'm observant. I want a very pure boyfriend who I will protect, even if I'm smaller and weaker than him, so this heinous world doesn't corrupt him
>I feel like I'm good at being down to earth and helping others
do you like helping others? It makes you feel good?
>but bad at doing anything intellectually related
are you sure anon? Maybe you're underestimating yourself? Not everyone is a physics engineering major or read a whole library, not cultured doesn't meant not intelligent

Would you prefer a bf who can only cum if you rp as his actual biological brother or a bf who can only cum if you rp as a dead body

>>82879269
>>82877637
Cuckbot stop with the race cuck shit already it's ruining every thread
>>82879219
>>82879492
Ok this is going too far now. Can you contain it to one thread you pathetic cuckold?

>>82877872
Join the pxl cult story

>>82866055
>>82866126
>>82866125
Cuckbot really does this? Why do you only want top tier bottoms sounds like a chad only whore to me. Fuck story as he is your looksmatch.

>>82879829
my god, he became the blacked mentality atp

>>82866375
>>82866412
Guys trolling is so funny haha chad haha bbc haha this is so funny repeating the same thing lol

>>82880024
>I've been trying for 8 years to find and date one
AHAHAH what a porn brained loser

>>82878753
Because he's a gaaay

>>82879818
either is preferable to a bf with no asshole it's over for me

>>82879818
Do I have to be the big bro or the little bro

I'm lonely gloo but I still shan't cry for a bii eff

Lmoa (licking my own ass)

Being so lonely and sad has made me too soft. I would cry if Chad hugged me right now.

>meet guy
>He reminds me of my bf before we started dating
>Dont have any interest in him bc i love my bf
I feel bad though bc hes nice and should have a bf

>>82880998(me)
One of you should take him

Is any of you actual homo or are all of you coping bisexuals?

>>82881014
I'm real gay but also a slut so you can't have everything

>>82881014
I've never been interested in women I thought I was an asexual as a teen though

>>82881014
can see myself in bed only with a guy, thinking about being with a girl feels off and wrong.

Darkenstein 3d is literally free and very fun. Just like my old Wolfenstein games ^^

Christ is King. You will get what you deserve when you're rotting in hell.

>>82881203
The bible was written by man and is only the interpretation of Gods word. I have my own moral compass God gave me

>>82879871
Within mere seconds chad is able to accomplish what has taken me almost a decade to fail at and achieve nothing this is the cost of being under 6ft tall and not being a chad
>>82880024
I'm not chad only as I've e dated bottoms from here for several months and they were all far below average

>>82881282
>I've dated
>Yet I wanna cry about being an incel

>>82881310
E dated not real dated because I'm still a pure chaste virgin clittycel incapable of having sex because of my small penis and small height

>>82881320
But e-dating is real dating as per the faggots here

>>82881349
No it's not cause I can't have sex and I'm still a virgin and untouched by anyone if it was real dating then I wouldn't be a khhv clittycel like I am now

>>82881361
Just fuck some 60 year old bottom on grindr

>>82881370
I can't they rejected me for not being chad

>>82881375
Prove it oh you can't? How quaint

>>82881377
Can you prove that they didn't reject me? can you prove that a 60 year old bottom would sleep with me?

is it true you become homosexual if you get too old before having sex with a girl?

>>82881384
You made the claim you have to prove it

>>82881282
>femboys I dated, which proves Im not an incel btw, have all been ugly to me because of my extremely high bishits standards
So true chad only whore

I can sense your non chad aura through the screen it's over it never even started BLA BLA BLA
Not a troll btw it's so over waaaa
Kill yourself you canadian piece of shit

>>82881415
What does that mean yay

>>82881014
i thought i was gay but it turned out just to be a phase

>>82881394
You made the claim I could fuck a 60 year old bottom over grindr you have to prove it
>>82881400
Never dated anyone and no one that I edated was a femboy so keep seething whore

>>82881014
Bi but heavily lean towards guys. When im out i never think "damn thats a hot girl" but i do see guys that im like "holy fucking shit hes hot"

>>82881478
It was just an example, you could take any bottom low value enough but you're a lying chad only whore so it's not gonna happen limau

>>82881427
>Still seething over canucks even though no one mentioned or said anything about them in the thread
Why do you have them rent free in your seething head like this anon?

>>82881490
>you could take any bottom low value enough
You made this claim you have to prove it where's the proof?

>>82881502
You're not proving your claims so why should I?

>>82881507
I already proved that I'm an unsexable clittycel when I posted those pics of myself now you have to post a peer reviewed study that's been fact checked by snopes to prove your point here chuddy

>>82881513
How does that prove that you've been rejected by every desperate bottom in existence

>>82881523
Because my penis is so small that no bottom would ever date me? and my ass is so big and round that bottoms look at me like a little sissy and emasculate me and refuse to fuck me for it

>>82881567
Cope where's the proof

>>82881575
Already posted my tiny white bulge and my big stinky butt now it's time for you to post your proof whore

>>82881567
I'm a bottom and I like your ass and would fuck it if you were doing better mentally.

>>82881604
>I'm a bottom
>I'd fuck your ass
What?

>>82881603
That doesn't prove jack shit also you could just bottom nothing is stopping you

>>82881621
I'm a top that is what's stopping me stop trying to sissy hypno me into becoming your sex slave it won't work I'm a strict top and my tiny white penis is proof enough that I will never have sex because I'm not chad

>>82881632
Too bad nothing is still stopping you from getting your back blown out

>>82881641
I will not be raped I don't want to be raped sorry

>>82881649
Then do it willingly lmao it's that easy

>>82881666
It's not that easy since I'm a top and a clittycel so no I will not be a bottom

>>82881671
Well have you tried it

>>82881609
What's wrong with that lol?

>>82881675
I once took a shit where the turd was small on both ends but fat in the middle like a football almost and it was the roughest shit of my life it felt like I was giving birth or something I was in severe pain and covered in sweat and my entire body was hot when I took that shit it was singlehandedly the most painful shit of my life and when it finally came out it wasn't even that big it's just the girth of it cause it was fat in the middle and I can't even imagine the amount of pain and suffering I'd feel if someone ever showed a cock up me

>>82881716
Just fuck someone with a small cock then lmao

>>82881703
I'm not a bottom I'm a top and you're a bottom you're supposed to be a submissive little sissy that gets fucked in dey ass not the other way around

>>82881729
can you shut the fuck up? stop feeding bored trannies itt

>>82881729
If I turned into a bottom then I would have to only fuck chad and chad doesn't have a small penis therefore what you're asking is impossible checkmate whore

>>82881739
I am the bored tranny tho.
>>82881744
Yeah but you're not a bottom so you can fuck tiny cock people just fine, stop making excuses

>>82881756
You're asking me to be a bottom which means that I can only fuck chad's big dick which isn't physically possible for my tight virgin tophole

>>82881770
Stop making excuses I said

>>82881774
There are no excuses I'm a top not a bottom it's just facts

>>82881733
Post cute hole and butt sissy faggot

>>82881786
Nothing is stopping a top from taking a cock up their ass you have no excuse

>>82881787
See I'm ugly as shit and no bottoms want me but as soon as my ass and bottoming gets mentioned tops are lining up to fuck me just further proving my point that bottoms live life on easy mode and can get fucked whenever they want but refuse to because they are chad only whores

>>82881798
Same applies to you ironically

>>82881804
Name 1 time where I refused to fuck someone that wasn't chad

>>82881798
I don't give a fuck about your struggles, post anus

>>82881809
You could just bottom if you wanted sex but you refuse to i.e. you is a Hypocrite whore

>>82881495
Because he is still spamming every thread with his trolling obviously retard

>>82881815
I already posted booty I'm not doing that again I'm not a bottom
>>82881820
I can't bottom I'm a top it doesn't work like that
>>82881826
Everyone here are americans or europeans what are you talking about mong?

>>82881835
What's stopping you? Just bend over?

>>82881835
Yes you will, tops' asses and hole and sweet tight sexy and cute

I hate you all so much

>>82881854
The same thing that's stopping me from sleeping with someone that's black I'm not sexually attracted to it so it would be rape and traumatize me and I've been sexually traumatized by bottoms enough from them humiliating my small penis
>>82881858
Do you even bottom and take it up the ass?

>>82881870
This but only bottoms because I'm not chad and can't have sex because of it

>>82881873
Okay so when bottoms have appearance based standards it's bad but when you do it's justified? Hypocrite

>>82881902
Black bottoms have never offered me sex where as non chads constantly offer bottoms sex and get refused for not being chad you're comparing apples and oranges this is completely different but you're a simp for these chad only whores so it's understandable that you'd feel that way whore

SEX SEX SEX, the kinkiest SEX. WHY CAN'T I FUCK PECS??!!!??

>>82881912
How is that relevant lmao

You guys must really be busted. I was overweight, kinda ugly after high school and i still got some. Thankfully i grew into my looks and lost weight

>>82881873
I bottom for myself currently. Post nice top hole

>>82881917
I can't have sex because I'm not chad
Bottoms can have sex but only want chad
This is why it's relevant
>>82881915
Another bottom whore posting and lusting over chad btw

>>82881930
I could probably get sex easily but I'm mentally ill and my standards are high ish

Act like an angel, dress like bottom.

>>82881930
>Thankfully i grew into my looks and lost weight
Thanks for telling me how you're better looking then me in every way and managed to have sex while I can't
>>82881931
I AM NOT A BOTTOM besides there's already a picture of my ass out there and that should be enough

sex sucks and bottoming's easier to do so I tend to do that and range from "pillow princess" to "actually engaged" depending on how much I like the guy.

>>82881933
GURL, i want to put my penis in his pecs, not a bottom

>>82881915
Too big
May as well be tits

>>82881956
I DO'NT CARE IN SLIGHTEST you post it before so can take better pic again and you are a bottom because you love bbc, post hole

>>82881970
>too big
that's the twist: he actually makes them look bigger choosing specific camera angles, not that they aren't huge and that he isn't jacked, but this bad boy likes to look bigger, he wants to be bigger, it makes him very kinky

Wait, you guys don't like pecs? Fluffy man titties that can get hard and serve as cushions? What's better than some big pecs? Sexually wise ofc

>how many nudes have u sent / received ?
how many breads have you eaten

Only chads have pecs...I think, and we aren't built for chads. Ever known a non-chad with big pecs?

>>82882071
>makes them look bigger choosing specific camera angles
Can I do that with my small tiny sissy micro 4 inch penis?

>>82882130
D-Dio??!

>>82882148
Yup, I think so, but literally who cares about dick?? Some bitchy bottoms? FUCK THEM

Make your man titties look big! Can't change dick, but you can change those

>>82882095
Depends on the shape first and foremost, size is second.
>>82882148
>Can I do that with...
yeah, try different angles in a hot room so that your nutsack's droopy (and covers up less cock.)

>>82882171
>shape first and foremost, size is second.
I'm curious, show some pics of pecs you like or don't like man, I wanna see. For me it's the opposite, the bigger, the better, and shape won't matter, but they don't have to be evidently disproportioned compared to shoulders. Very small shoulders/big pecs combo is weird.

Pecs are nice but you have to be a real meathead to have nice pecs so I don't find them desirable

>>82882195
I'll try to make a collage of the ones I do like, sry if I forget about it in advance.

watching guys jerking their big dicks and big cute pink meaty full white balls

>>82882202
what's wrong with being a little simple minded? As long as they aren't jerks and their heart is in the right place

>>82882170
I wanna be twink or femboy, not roided gorilla yet
>>82882171
Idgi

>>82882213
Idk I find being jacked unattractive overall even though muscles are hot

You will all perish in the muslim takeover.

>>82881014
i'm very gay, so gay that my real crushes were all guys and that females and female-attracted "people" are an instant turnoff

sorry for being fully heterosexual guys

>>82881946
Guy i found at that time was cuteish. I didnt have r9gay bottom standards
>>82881956
I just put myself out there and tried anon. Idk what to tell you besides to exercise more

>>82882205
I'd be happy even with only 2 pics! I want to talk with a pecs lover like me from time to time...no one ever seems interested here and it's wild to me! To each their own, but pecs are peak sexiness, how can a gay guy not get at least a bit horny over them? Unless you are romantic only, which I respect completely, but people talk about body parts they like here too so I guess that isn't the case
>>82882220
me neither, but not a femboy wannabe. Why do you want to make your dick look big tho? Are you a twink top?
>>82882237
why? Do you associate that with their personality? Have you met idiotic jacked guys?
>even though muscles are hot
you like muscles alone but not the person as a whole?

>>82882307
Idk what my standards even are if I'm honest

>>82882318
The fact is that you need to put a lot of effort into being muscular and I find the mindset of thinking that looking yuge is important to be unattractive even if muscles are hot to me

>>82882318
I can't be top with 4 inch micropenis, want it to look better and no one will let me put it in them even if i want it anyway

>>82882340
I understand this well, I'm not a fan of the gymbro mindset myself, I mostly fantasize about them but I doubt I'd ever end up with one, neither would one of them want me as we'd be both from different worlds and different views of the world, I do know how gym shapes mentality a certain way. However, some geekier guys that want too look big just for themselves and sex exist, they won't be as big as your average gymbro, but their mentality will be healtier as they don't consider "big" as something important but more as something sexual
find the mindset of thinking that looking yuge is important to be unattractive
what is that you do not like specifically about it? What rings wrong to you?

>>82882353
untrue, I'd take it. I don't want a guy to hurt my ass. Anyway, if you plan to bottom, penis size is irrelevant

>>82882379
Idk it seems vain to me

>>82882321
Find a picture of the ugliest guy you would fuck

Should I post my picture then? Omg that could be a match.

>>82882422
this guy for example

>>82882444
>this is ugly
and you old queens made me think I was chad only. This guy just has a long face for depression or smth, nothing unfixable. Eyes are pretty too

>>82882220
>Idgi
Try taking pictures of your hot spicy boner from different angles to see which one makes it look bigger in the way you like, and the hot room's for your nutsack to expose an extra few centimeters, hopefully my low effort mspaint drawing makes sense.

>>82882469
He has puffy cheeks and horrible moustache

>>82882469
The question was ugliest I'd go for, I did say my standards are high ish. He's definitely not a chad.

The NEETprince will wear his outfit on top of his pyjamas because it's cold outside and it takes less effort

>>82882444
i don't think you would fuck this dude he's legitimately ass ugly. i am a gigachad compared to him and women don't even look at me. so either gay men have no standards or you're lying.

>>82882444
anon you should smile more

>>82882491
I think he's kinda cute. Ass ugly implies physical deformity to me

>>82882491
women don't look at you because both you and your mirror are lying about you being a gigachad and because they can smell the prisongay bishit mental illness off you

>>82882500
if he's cute i am a chad, and people have always found me ugly so that guy is hideous. i believe you're gaslighting poor anons...

>>82882492
It's not me, it's some guy who lives near me on grindr

>>82882475
>puffy cheeks
they're adorable tho
>moustache
eh, I'd oversee that
>>82882487
fair enough anon. Yes he isn't chad, but he I would not say he's the ugliest I'd fuck by a mile, so you definitely have some high standards. Also he's prettier than me so fuck you

>>82882444
bpd eyes but I'm assuming it's only a pump n dump

>>82882507
i said compared to that guy i am a gigachad. people have rated me a 5/10 whenever i have posted when i personally consider myself a 3/10.

>>82882516
You having lower standards than me because you're uglier isn't my fault tho

>>82882507
>>82882510
>>82882521
Fuck you two even harder, and not literally. Post pic

>"gaycel" thread
>look inside
>it's a cunty bottoms thread

>>82882527
>Post pic
i look exceedingly average like i said, i blend into a crowd effortlessly, but to most people average is ugly nowadays. so actual ugly like that other dude is subhuman tier.

>>82882540
I don't have a top bf therefore I'm gaycel

>>82882353
>4 inch
>micropenis
cute and adorable!
but also big enough to reach 99% of guys prostate!
have some self confidence
or not, shy guys are hot too ;3

>>82882525
anon losing weight, getting a bf while you don't isn't his fault either

>>82882558
Can I get this post in english thanks

>>82882542
you're definitely very ugly inside for saying stuff like that. Dunno about sex, but it's not gonna help you in a long term relationship

>>82882570
the world is more shallow and looks based than ever before. anyone who isn't conventionally attractive is ugly nowadays.

Notice how only tops and bottoms, two sides of shit eating dichotomy are constantly trolling and being annoying on purpose. Ignoring the age all rule of this thread being oral and foot chad only

>>82882580
yeah but ugly people be out there dating each other all the time so maybe you're the one who's shallow

>>82882444
he is my looksmatch

>>82882604
show a ugly gays couple. Give me hope

>>82882604
i get crushes on people you guys would consider ugly all the time. the difference being is i am too ugly for them and they can fuck guys better than me.

>>82881964
This doesn't fit into my trolling fagsona ski will ignore it chad only bottom whore btw

>>82882600
Sucking dick is bottoming Hypocrite

>>82882611
He looks better than most manly man but no one wants to hear this harsh truth

>>82882611
Yay mine too

>>82882617
>t. >>82882444
you ain't ugly

>>82882626
he looks like an ugly inbred retard.

>>82882640
show ur looksmatch

i dunno about you guys, but if >we are talking about looks + sexyness, i think your character and interests also matter
i have a kind of crush on: Rich Evans from rlm, Richard Stallman (pre-cancer he was bloody cute), Theo De Raadt, Luke Smith and people like them
i think overly nerdy guys are cute and hot and i wish to hug them all...

>>82882639
compared to that dude i am not ugly, i have been called average constantly, but like i said average isn't good enough nowadays for most people so i am in the same lane as ugly subhumans.

if you aren't objectively tall you're a manlet.

if you aren't big length and girth wise you're a dicklet.

if you aren't conventionally attractive you're ugly.

etc.

I like Cameron Lauder from LRR he is super cute

>>82882651
i don't know. i've been rated as a 5/10 so whatever that is.

Days are too short. Way too short. Too many fun games came out recently as well. I think it was better when we had less things to do. I just finished a walk and got horny but have no time for it and will go to the gym instead. And when I get back I need a shower and then fapping will be less enjoyable so might as well skip it.

>has hair
>clean skin
mogs 70% of men
just stating facts

>>82882674
I played 5 different games today

>>82882681
i have a full head of hair and flawless skin i moisturize daily and neither have ever helped me attractiveness wise.

Reminder that having a haircut that suits you plays a big factor in attractiveness

>>82882652
honestly I'm split between guys I'd find sexy and guys I'd find cute. I may not find a guy remotely attractive at all, but if he's cute and I like his personality I might fall in love with him regardless, in first person of course. And just like that, a guy can make me wet, but if I hate character I'll slowly stop looking at him and find someone similar with a better personality. If I like him sexually and personality wise it's way better ofc

This is just for crushes guys I follow online btw. Dating works differently

how can you get a crush on someone who isn't a part of your irl life
whore

it's so weird to me that people think dating and sexual success for nonchads is anything but dumb luck and circumstances. if you don't instantly inspire raw sexual attraction in people then chances are people will never be truly sexually attracted to you and all your hookups and dates were transactional not based on attractiveness.

Who cares I'm lonely waa

>>82882692
sounds like a cope to me. hot people can look like bums and still be hot.

>>82882704
every person i had ever developed a crush on happened after having longer conversations with them
looks are really secondary...
but i also find most gay guys kinda cute so I dunno

>>82882712
until you smell their stench and you wish they did not sit next to you on the metro/bus/train/whatever

>>82882729
>looks are really secondary...
shit retards say.

humans are visual creatures. to say looks don't play a massive and vital role in attraction is just flatout lying.

>>82882733
im a drunk, tired esl, not a retard ;_;

to think I thought I'd find a safe space for a guy like me here...
Well...at least I'm redpilled enough for the dating scene so that when even an "average" guy I like will
>brutally reject me
>look disgusted when I talk to him
>ghost me once I send a picture
>run away once I'm naked
>my grindr profile will have 0 matches or only old farts matches, if I'll ever make one
I'd think about this place and say "yeah, I should've expected that" instead of being shocked. Gay men are ruthless, most of them, but at least I get to know more and more about it here

Guess who still hasn't gotten his tooth looked at? I wish they did appointments instead of just walk-ins because I'll keep an appointment I'll just keep putting off doing something on my own.

>>82882749
the vast majority of normalfag gay men have no standards lookswise. especially if you have a big dick.

I'd be content with my bf being a decade or so older than me, aren't many gay guys so can't be too picky about factors that can't be changed/compensated

>>82882769
not a big dick haver, sorry. Genetics didn't help me

>>82882749
>will
>will
so...you did not even try yet?
you living in misery of your own making...
just go to a gay bar and sit still, 10+ minutes later someone will start talking to you

>>82882775
a decade is fine, even almost two decades if you're 30. But 60 years old thirsting over you when you're 20-ish isn't that encouraging, with all due respect to old gays

>>82882614
ugly people deserve love too

>>82882617
Then you need to go for the people who are as ugly or uglier than you

>>82882794
hue please, this isn't the best moment

>>82882807
these guys are both average at worst. left is just fat, and being fat massively brings down your looks 100% of the time.

>>82882807
meh...those guys are just average looking guys, making ugly faces. The brown guy is pretty too, and the white one's skin is smooth as a baby's. Are you a troll?

>>82882817
i get crushes on people who look like crackheads and they're usually in a relationship, and i've been called a 5/10. it's almost impossible to find single people in general really.

>>82882823
Your future boyfriend

>>82882805
Yeah, it'd hurt to get attached to a bf I'd definitely outlive, even as a fuckup sperg.

>>82882837
yes those are also average men, and like i said most people consider average ugly nowadays.

>>82882833
You're not searching as hard as you pretend to have searched.

>>82882837
now, left isn't a good looking guy. I would not say he's ugly, but his face is slightly criminal-looking, and that's a turn off for me. He's also 20 years older than me. However, he seems cute and affectionate, like a bulldog

>>82882846
That guy in blue is pretty ugly like you and if he found a bf so can you

>>82882855
most people in my age bracket (30s) are married or in a relationship. while younger people see me as an ancient unfuckable unc. chances are i will die a virgin.

I don't use the term "straightforward" because it implies only straight people can be easily understood.

mom measured my waist at 75cm. I wonder how thin my wrists are. Still stronger than vast majority of people tho.

There's this super cute 60 year old dude near me on grindr too bad he's also a bottom

>>82882861
he literally looks like an average white man. so thank you for proving my point that people think average is ugly nowadays.

>>82882865
>generalizing people
Typical for someone who hasn't really tried

>i fagforward
based

>>82882871
LMAO nice one nonnie

>>82882882
nah once you turn 30 and you're single it's over. unless you're exceedingly attractive or have a huge dick.

>>82882837
guy on the left looks cute, rightbro need to loose his wierd facial hair and he would be kinda cute too...

>30s gays
>married
how? I thought we started dating and engaging later than straights

>>82882892
>30
20 actually, it's over by 20

Ei tullut paratiisi vaikka meille siita puhuttiin
Ei ollut siella taivas vaikka viela asken luulin niin

>>82882880
Married gay couple

>>82882915
now you're just coming off like a pedo.

so...for you guys this >>82882444 is ugly subhuman, but this >>82882837 is average?
I guess we have different perspectives on attractiveness then, like, extremely different

i thought meow was supposed to be a fat cow wtf no this can't be happening...

>>82882917
Is that you meow? Haircut makes a difference

>>82882919
these guys are just old...They're like 60-55 and 50

>>82882929
I clearly am a fat cow yay
>>82882932
Yeah I like this haircut

>>82882923
yeah you like ugly guys who look like they're low iq i guess.

>>82882917
he's stronger looking than I thought he was, still that crazy vibe though.

>>82882892
Not really true.
No matter how ugly you think you are, your incelcore insecurities bring your overall attractiveness further down.

>>82882929
meow is chad only, so he has impossible standards, even for himself. Don't fall in love with him, he's rejecting you 100%

>>82882941
So you will settle for an ugly bf when you're older? Is that the message?

>>82882952
ugly for you maybe. I don't understand how that kid is uglier than the man in blue shirt

>>82882950
It's better than the old bangs but there's still room for improvement you could look half decent with a standard male hairstyle

>>82882953
Yeees I am yoked as fuck
>>82882960
I'm not chad only unless chad means 7/10 people

>>82882973
the younger dude will look significantly uglier at the older dude's age. especially if he becomes fat and bald.

>>82882981
You want to date above your league. A one way ticket to celibate town

>>82882981
>7/10 people
>that's his lowest point
yes, you're chad only

>>82882977
I won't get a veetipermis sorry

do people consider meow a 5/10? i look a lot like him just with a roman nose and i've been rated a 5/10.

>>82882988
not fond of him but he is pretty, he can easily find someone. Bottom bastard

>>82882988
7/10 is not above my league tho
>>82882991
I thought you were pro looksmatching

>>82882992
Your loss, dude. Anime haircut is an improvement to tranny haircut but still looks weird compared to average guys.

>>82883002
No because he's a fat bottom

>>82883001
Post your face so we can compare
>>82883009
That's like your opinion man

>>82883001
I consider him a solid 7/10, I won't date someone looking like him because that's not what I'm looking for and I don't like his personality. Are you catty like him as well?

>>82883005
It kinda is since you're not 7/10, hence the failure to get a bf

>>82883016
I'm not that fat, I'm like 5kgs overweight

I have no idea how to even rate people on attractiveness. It just seems so arbitrary.

>>82883020
side by side we look a lot alike so i really doubt a roman nose is bringing me down two points.

>>82883016
he isn't fat, right >>82882919 is fat

>>82883033
Why not? I'm not super cute but I'm not ugly either. I don't have a bf Because I'm deeply mentally ill

>>82883039
in the end it always ends up being 6-7/10 really doesnt matter

>>82883046
you don't have a bf because you're mean

>>82883063
How is that relevant lmao like 4 real

>>82883039
just know that places like this, ironically, have way higher standards than normal people. Same goes for straight incel forums, they're very judgy

>>82883080
a guy will get tired of you if you're cunty to him, simple as. That is, if you let him approach you in the first place. Hope you're getting therapy at least

>>82883083
the whole 2/10 would not bang meme?

>>82883113
I don't know that

every woman is a 10/10 qween.

every nonchad man is an unfuckable incel.

simple as.

ironically kill yourself

>>82883121
It's a joke/meme from a while ago where you take an attractive person (generally a woman) and point out tiny minor flaws like incels would as an excuse to not try/sour grapes and then finish with 2/10 would not bang being said by an overweight neckbeard.

Guy who's bisexual but just happens to have impossible male standards.

>>82882874
why can't I be 2d and look like this...?

>>82883105
I can be not cunty yanno

I started therapy again but I wanna quit it feels bad

>>82883144
oh ok. Yeah something like that. I've seen them judging men as well. Literal chads with sliglty imperfect face got 4/10

>>82883140
real tho
when was the last time you saw an ugly girl

how do you commit suicide ironically?
fake it?

I am Pecs-sexual

>>82883185
everyday at work, in the mall, on the street
when im sitting in the traffic and look at the guy who is blasting music way too loud from her car
when i see a black mother beating her son in public
when i go the barber and this fat whale of a she-creature paint her hair pink
they all around me, and you

>>82882917
>giant ass key on the wall
what for?

>>82883221
Idk it's my parents

>gay thread
>talk about woman
:|

>>82883237
i'm a prison gay porn addicted bicel

>>82883188
Still working on that collage, will post in next thread tho

im not even cel i had sex a with a girl

At least I got some pork chops marinating and didn't get fast food for lunch. I think this will be the first meal I've cooked (not counting frozen foods) in almost 1 1/2-2 weeks. Even if I can't eat the leftovers because of the tooth. It's still better than letting them go to waste.

>>82883274
thank you nonnie, take your time don't sweat it :)

>>82883275
so you're chad is what you're saying. women don't fuck nonchads nowadays.

>>82883250
When are you killing yourself? Finger crossed you do it very soon

>>82883425
never since my very existence as a nonchad bicel makes gays and women seethe uncontrollably.

stop arguing
stop talking about women
post guys

>>82883237
that's what happens when 1. you make a gen on the incel board 2. cope with it saying that "bi" straight "people" are gay/queer too and that this gen is for them too

>>82882917
This is what your haircut looks like. It's so fucking bad

>>82883460
Ogey thank you for your input

Enjoy your hair while you have it guys. My hairstyles are very limited thanks to the norwood reaper.

>>82883422
not using the original definition of chad. no

>>82883480
i have zero signs of balding at 33 and i will die a virgin. i'd argue face, height, and dick are more important than hair.

>>82883438
Ah yes, seems like you'll do it sooner or later
Just remember that the seething is just plain disgust, like looking at a shit brick and normal people won't date you or gaslight themselves into seeing you as a human

Anyone else have trouble enjoying non-single straight youtubers? I feel like they just constantly talk about "my wife" "my girlfriend", even when no one asked.

>>82883483
nonchads don't have sex by default nowadays thoever. this must have happened 15+ years ago then.

>>82883499
nah people who kill themselves have giant balls. i am a little pussy with no balls. i am afraid of my shadow.

>>82883509
no
but it was almost 10 years ago

>>82883310
Just about finished it, weed's fucking with my short term memory so if I forget just make a post reminding me :p

>>82883560
that's still a long ass time ago unc. worthless irrelevant anecdote if you haven't had sex with a woman in that long.

>>82883571
oh. i guess i am cel then

>>82883502
The ones I watch don't really talk about their personal lives or they only talk about it briefly, so I never really had an issue with it

>>82883581
sure. incel used correctly just means you're unable to get laid. if you could but choose not to you're a volcel.

Gaycels have the same issue Femcels do, can get crappy/mediocre sex, can't really get anything aside from that, and value falls off hard post-wall

>>82883620
what is crappy/mediocre sex? sex with a nonchad?

>>82883502
ive never had that happen. i have seen a channel turn into a couples channel though

>>82883628
more like getting pumped and dumped by a guy just looking to get his rocks off and move on to the next one.

>>82883620
I'm not gay and I can't even get mediocre sex or sex at all because I'm not a chad and no bottom will have me because of my short height and my 7 inch micro penis

>>82883651
only chads can pump and dump though... would sex with chad and his enormous girthy man meat not be good sex?

>>82883655
>gigachad with top 1% girth and top 1% size even in the west coming to cry again because he's a narcissistic attention whore
it's all so tiresome.

>>82883671
Explain to me how having a big penis in clittycel central makes any difference when a bottom can just go fuck tyrone instead?

>>82883682
you could fuck any twink with your size by just showing it off but for whatever reason you complain here. it's very bizarre. if i had 6" girth like you i'd feel like a sex god and would have zero confidence issues. get some real issues to complain about, attention whore.

>>82883671
just stop replying then, he's not gay and shouldn't be there, he's not a real poster, chances are he's a bot. he won't listen because he can't be human. let him shit the rest of the board instead, stop entertaining prison gay ai

>>82883711
Every twink I've shown it to has ghosted me and humiliated me for having such a small pathetic cock maybe you should try getting in touch with reality sometime whore

>>82883722
you're measuring wrong then i guess. 7"x6" would look massive on literally any frame, my wrists are only 6.5". delusional retard. grow up.

I still only like the cutest femboys, masc men even twinks make me sick and lose my boner.

To the anon/s complaining about bottoms having high standards
It hurts to take it up the ass, if a bottom (that (you)'d consider) has low standards, he has other issues that (you) likely don't want to deal with, either pick your struggle or get over it.

>>82883502
I never follow people with a girlfriend, simple as. Their content has to be like really worth it for me to. I follow gay couples, but that's because I'm a fudanshi

>>82883735
Well technically my dick is only 6 inches near the base of it in the middle of my cock the girth is only 5.5 inches so it's even tinier then I've been saying but didn't want to admit it because I already get regularly humiliated for how small it is

Why do you entertain bad faith trolls? When will you learn? Except meow that hoe is always hungry for any attention but rest of you do better

>>82883771
>5.5 inches
>tiny
Well, if it makes you feel better, you dickmog me.

>>82883756
woman comment, theory confirmed. No actually, some of you are worse than women
>It hurts to take it up the ass
so take a small dick no? They hurt way less

>>82883781
It's past the bump limit, couldn't care less.

>>82883784
5.5 inches in girth is tiny and my dick is only 7 inches in length and it's a ugly phimosis dick on top of it so you probably still cockmog me

Any bets on if I actually go to that dentist tomorrow or put it off yet again until my tooth rots and gets infected and I have no choice?

>>82883787
I'm not gonna argue, all I'm gonna say is:
Prove me wrong and I'll apologize.

I cooked pumpkin lasagna
it's a huge disappointment. My fbf would not eat it and he'd be right

Meow need penis in my needy holes yay

>>82883832
>Prove me wrong
about?

If bottoms were actually afraid of taking big dicks at all then bottoms would probably want me for my tiny 7 inch penis but they don't they all want above average dicks like a 12 inch BBC to stretch them out and rearrange their guts with tyrone's seed

>>82883825
5.5" girth is the start of objectively large girth by any measure anywhere on the planet. i actually don't think you should ever be able to complain if you have 5.5"+ girth regardless of length. pretty much all "large" otc condoms are very tight on 5.5" girth and some people custom order condoms. no otc condoms fit girths close to 6" or over since the vast majority of western men are 4.7"-5.25" girth. anyone above or below is an extreme outlier

lets all post and compare dicks and butts ok?

>>82883876
you don't fit the absolute biggest condoms you can find in store. that alone should tell you you're abnormal and that you should shut the fuck up forever about your objectively big penis.

>>82883886
I'm catholic I can't use condoms so this doesn't matter my penis is still small
>>82883879
Once again these statistics are skewed from all the indians and asians bringing the size down I am a clittycel compared to european and african standards

>>82883883
Isn't that something /gaygen/ would do?

>>82883886
he's a troll

>>82883872
I guess what I meant was "prove your theory right"
Could've worded that better....

>>82883912
maybe we could learn from our gay older brother

>>82883932
isn't r9gay older than gaygen? Gaygen is more our wild and slutty younger bro.

I'll never have a boyfriend because I'm not a chad by bottom standarts and my penis is just 5 inches and could be girthier so I won't be able to be a top too... I'll inject it with fillers and hyaluronic acid in the future, when I'll be comfortable with dating and mingling with other men, but I'll always be the one that drew the short straw in the room of men mostly with average hard straws...

>>82883916
>>82883906
i could understand being insecure if you're average but being as big as most pornstars and still being insecure is mental illness. it's just attention whoring plain and simple. not a single person on the planet male or female would be disappointed with a 7"x6" dick, and there's like a 99% chance you'd be the biggest they'd encountered unless they got extremely lucky beforehand.

/gaygen/ is nicer than here sometimes, but on the other side it's a big circle jerk, and if you're not part of their culture, everyone ignores you. I came here not long ago and blended in easily, not so smooth there

>>82872249
>>82872282
is he in california or like around there?
i'm too old to argue anymore, so... :eyes:

How does someone with friends commit suicide, it makes no sense unless the friends suck or something.

>>82883945
>but on the other side it's a big circle jerk, and if you're not part of their culture, everyone ignores you.
that's 99% of generals and discord servers really. most of them are insufferable.

>>82883950
chadfriendsexual

>>82883938
I'll say that again: if I have to bottom, which isn't my pref, I'd rather have a small dick inside. I don't want anal leakage because your anaconda destroyed my asshole

>>82883945
Selfposting being banned on r9k ensures that this general has... more engaging discussion at the very least.

>>82883950
His "friends" are probably not real friends

If I have to bottom which is my preference I want a dick that will hit my prostate but not my s-colon

>>82883950
Depression kinda does that to people.

>>82883982
do you think you get to be picky after posting on r9k

>>82883959
>>82883982
girth is still preferred above all. which is why it drives me nuts when that other anon complains. i'm longer than him with actual thin 5" girth and it mentally devastates me. nobody wants a pencil pp.

I'm not bottoming if my fbf's dick is too big, unless it's on holidays.

>>82883986
>oh your life is shit and you've been friendless your entire life and will die a virgin?
>well you don't have real depression because real depressed people have everything in life and are successful but are still sad
never understood why people say this.

I'm a bottom without a size preference, as long it isn't a mirco I'm good. I just want to love the guy it's attached to.

>>82883994
That's like 75% at least of all dicks so not really picky
>>82884000
Somebody surely does not me tho

>>82884017
>as long it isn't a mirco I'm good
Why can't bottoms be okay with my 7 inch micro penis? Why do they all have this opinion and reject me for my tiny cock? I just want to be loved..

>>82884017
>As a bottom without size preference here's my size preference
Kys

mine is 5 inches

>>82884029
Is it wrong to want to feel my bf's cock inside me? So anything about 4 inches is good. Mr. 7 incher is not a mirco stop that bullshit.

>>82883959
I know and I agree and I see your point and I know that there are guys that don't need someone with a huge penis knee deep inside of them to feel slightly pleased, but how can I know it when, if I ever meet someone that liked me back? What if he had a bf before me and his ex had a big one, and he's not a strict top?
I also feel bad about this because I'm a huge bitch and my weiner would look good on someone not as tall. I saw a community of 6'4" - 6'6" guys like me on X once and their dongs were bigger, 9 and 9.5 inches too :( Can't compete with that.

>>82884018
thanks for confirming 5" girth is undesirable and too thin i guess. removing myself from the dating market forever and dying a virgin so i don't disappoint anyone was the right choice i guess.

>>82884053
Yeah kill yourself why don't you

>corner store that doesn't ID me is closed
>ID is expired so I can't go to any other liquor store
ughhhh I just wanted to have some beer for tonight

>>82884059
i read that as "coomer store" and i was like

>>82884055
would be funny if this was the dude with top 1% girth telling me to kms. would just cement the fact that he's a sociopathic narcissist. regardless i already removed myself from the gene pool and dating market so you should be thanking me for getting ride of defective genetics, not telling me to kill myself.

>>82884012
It's not about what they have or don't have, it's about what they feel.
It is fucking stupid when you look at it that way, but you can technically apply that to anyone.
you could've been born a pajeet, or canadian, same thing really.

>>82883952
sort of disagree but I see your point. I'd say this happens mostly for generals with known anons or personalities, which gaygen is full off. I don't think it's a bad thing, I like "famous anons", but this contributes to a more circle jerky environment
>>82883964
is it really? We do have some personalities here as well. I remember mbti had some. But yeah, threads are less anons-centric

>>82884072
Nah my dick is pretty thin too

>>82884059
Do they have to scan the ID?
I'd try my luck with the expired one if no.

>>82884082
then why are you attacking your fellow girthcels and not the dude who brags about being top 1% girth 24/7.

>>82884085
no but I don't wanna bother so I'll just wait for another day

>>82884047
so you're tall and you're complaining about an average sized dick...?

>>82884091
Because you're annoying and I don't give a fuck about my dick size

>>82884091
When has anyone here ever bragged about their girth? I've only seen me complaining about my little sissy white limp dick that's incapable of pleasing any bottom because of it's small size
>>82884098
Yes chad will complain about penis size despite him being way better looking then me and actually being able to have sex while I can't

>>82884080
>is it really?
For me at the very least, it is, since I personally don't like lurking /gaygen/
>We do have some personalities here as well.
I think that's inevitable even if namefagging didn't exist, you can recognize the same anons from the images they post or sometimes even by how they type.

I kinda wish dicks weren't a thing
>ugly looking
>painful in the ass
>dirty
>cum stinks horribly
there's so many better parts to look at in a man..can't we like invent a new way to sex between us?

>>82884111
so i'm annoying when i have a legitimate real insecurity, when the guy who brags about his huge dick literally nonstop is less annoying to you for whatever bizarre reason.

>>82884129
Well invent something then
>>82884132
If you mean chadbot talking to him is pointless because he is a bot

>>82884129
>can't we like invent a new way to sex between us?
Use a toy with 2 holes duh-doy!

>>82884125
I was talking about selfposting anon. Is it really banned compared to gaygen? Doesn't seem to me

>>82884129
I'd cum just by smoothering my face in my bf's huge pecs. Does that count as sex?

>>82884147
>I was talking about selfposting anon. Is it really banned (...)
my bad, I'm kinda fucked up.
>>80987188 theoretically bans it, but whether it's enforced is another thing, but I don't really care personally

>>82884098
Yes. I know I shouldn't be, but it's still not fair that all height went to my frame and not my penis.

>>82884202
everyone will want to fuck you, giant. Nobody cares about your penis and a masc bottom will find it cute as well

Meow I wanna kill myself yay

>>82884073
I think the "my life is great but I'm sad" kind of depression is caused by people having too good of a childhood, which ends up giving them impossibly high expectations for the rest of their life.

I'm extremely handsome

Is there a market for skinnyfat dudes who are hairy

>>82884176
I used "but" twice I'm gonna fucking kms (joke)

>>82884233
>who are hairy
I'm the fag who's into hairy men, and I'd pityfuck/bf you if you had a nice personality.

>>82884241
>tfw no bottom bf with 2 buts

Is 2640 the next gen number?

>>82884319
Nope it's 6 7

>>82884324
heh, six seven!!!!

>>82884233
no
you need to become either fat or skinny

>>82884345
I'm fat at 140lbs and bottoms still won't fuck me

hey guys i'm 6'7 and i too short for bottoms yes i know it i'm too short bottoms only want 7 foot chads oh fuck I'm hyperventilating I'm having a panic attack oh my god I'm gonna die

>>82884361
Six seven!!!!!!
dear filter, there's only so many ways I can make the same joke in an original manner, please try to understand my position here.

>>82884361
I could actually see this as a thing in somewhere like the netherlands where the average height is 6'4" the bottoms there probably reject everyone who isn't 7 feet tall

>>82884221
Penis are not supposed to be cute. No one would wanna be my bf.

>>82884361
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm lafing

>>82884129
i primarily fap to dicks. it's probably a fetish. when i find a dick i'm attracted to in porn i obsess over it and wish i could makeout with it and have the guy bust in my mouth. aesthetic dicks are probably the only thing i can always get hard to 100% of the time. i want to worship one so badly but i'm an ugly unc incel permavirgin.

I saw a really big hockey player on the bus once. He was probably 7" tall, muscular and beautiful in face. Idk how tall he was, but his armpit was higher than my face was.

>>82884432
>but his armpit was higher than my face was
>but his armpit was higher than my face was
hot enough that I won't edit out the second greetext

>>82884432
Okay we get it bottoms will only fuck every guy in existence that is taller then me and I will never have sex because of it you can stop rubbing it in my face now whore

being a heteromantic bicel with a penis obsession is the most cursed sexuality.

>>82884427
>bottom
eh, you'll be fine

>>82884465
nobody wants a bottom who is far past twink death and was never a twink to begin with.

yeah must be hard being a retarded straight pervert prison gay sissy and still seek sympathy in a gay general

What's worse
>the pain of having no bf
or
>the pain of knowing your bf will inevitably leave you

don't tell anyone but tall guys...stink more. Ewww. A short king for me, thanks

>>82884427
>but i'm an ugly unc incel permavirgin
>But I'm also only attracted to chad's dick and won't fuck anything else
Wow this seems to be a recurring theme here

>>82884474
am i still prison gay if i've been fapping to dicks since early puberty 19 years ago.

>>82884438
I didn't mean it to sound dirty, just pointing out that there exist very tall and very attractive guys and 6'4" is mid height.

>>82884489
Abandon ship or sink alongside it.

You guise are sooo mean 2 me waa! Give me attention NOW!

>>82884487
you'll always be one and u confirmed it, gtfo uncle tranny

and that's 650... when will we get 700? or 800?

>>82884585
When we make the thread on page fuckin 10 as we did before this retard started making threads