Thread 82871734

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Rules:

Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/

/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP

>>82871734 (OP)
Haha cramps go brrrrr

>>82871734 (OP)
How do I reject an ugly girl as politely as possible without insulting her intelligence by pretending it's not abour her looks?

it the schadenfoid general now

>>82871750
Just do it respectfully. You don't have to say it's about her looks, she'll know.

>>82871750
laugh at her and go 'ewww icky haha yucky' while pointing at all the specific parts of her appearance that are unattractive

Do foids like handholding?
Does any foid here want to be my gf. pls. I want a gf.

I enjoy titholding personally

>>82871849
its ok
i dont really do it with my bf when we're walking (if thats what you mean) but we might hold hands when cuddling

>>82871871
>my bf
FUCK OFF WHORE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
LEAVE /R9K/ YOU FUCKING GROSS SKANK!!!!

>thread for REAL FEMALES
>no one says anything interesting
Checks out.

>>82871802
start putting questions in the op lazy

How do you bring up wanting kids with your partner? My bf and I have been dating for 8 years and we always agreed we aren't fussed about having kids, but now that I'm getting older I'm starting to change my mind.
Any nonas had this conversation? How did you approach it?

>>82871922
im not making these. i can barely be assed to make the occasional letter thread when mike doesn't have one up

>>82871876
This post made my day. Thank you.

Another thread, another crumb of Wisdom.

Be your own first love.

Learn to be your own partner so that you have a measure men have to live up to.

>>82871979
The poster of these videos is surely a moid right?

>>82871934
And youre not married yet? Its over youre a placeholder gf

>>82872043
We don't care about marriage. He and I are on the same page about this

>>82872053
Having kids outside of marriage is damaging for the children reconsider. He can dip at any time and have no repercussions.

>>82872066
Ever heard of de facto?

>>82871734 (OP)
>>82871734 (OP)
>>I'm a man, can I post here?
>Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
its a conspiracy!

>>82872066
every western country considers you de facto married if you have kids. some even do if you were just cohabiting for years.

>>82871934
just tell him you want them. my friend was adamantly against them, then his gf started grinding his ass down, now they have two kids that they love and he's really happy that she forced him into it.

>>82872072
No I haven't before

>>82872116
ty nona, I will try

>>82872233
and don't say you kind of want them. tell him you want them and that's it and he can leave if he doesn't. you may not be that sure of it yourself but he will not give it actual consideration and maybe come to the conclusion that he does want them unless he feels backed into the corner of choosing.

go off your birth control and babytrap him

wish sdb would babytrap me

Can't believe my mom baby trapped me.

>>82871734 (OP)
hi im a male, im drinking a beer right now

why is it that men typically like beer more than women? gender norm thing?

>>82872536
Beer tastes bad and isn't classy, women prefer wine or champagne or starbucks.

>>82872536
For me it's coors light, bacardi limon, smirnoff red white and berry, svedka vodka, lienenkugels (grapefruit is best). Women generally prefer fruit tasting stuff
I used to love picrel tasted like mandarin oranges and a mother's love but they discontinued them because God is a man and a nigger
I also miss uv cake vodka it tasted like liquid cake they even had a chocolate cake one
Never forget what they took from us alchysisters

>>82872536
women's palates are more similar to children's so they generally like sweeter flavors more than men do

>>82872992
You meant to say many men have a depressing taste.

How do I get a femanon gf with big tits?

>>82873059
Find a femcel and pay for her BBL

>>82873220
>BBL
Go back to tiktok.
I said tits, idc about ass.

>>82873220
I would definitely do this but I don't know how to meet one.

>>82871734 (OP)
Using a porn woman to make the op?

>>82874123
I want to watch her have sex

>>82874123
Oh my gosh as a woman I am heckin outraged
Record scratch, borat voice, naaaht
My favorite weed youtuber does onlyfans it's whatever I don't approve but I love her content. You gotta admit op is a cute pomni

>>82871734 (OP)
>Previous : desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82852562
>
>Rules:
>
>Ignore impolite moids
>
>FAQ:
>>What is this thread?
>A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
>It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
>r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>>I'm a man, can I post here?
>Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
>No. Die.
>>What does nona mean?
>Anon -> Nona
>>l want a hole
>This is not >>>/soc/
>>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
>This is not /ATOGA/
>
>/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
>https://rentry.org/biofem_OP

>>82871940
You will start to cough in 4 days

>>82871734 (OP)(OP)
>How do l reject an ugly girl as politely as possible without insulting her intelligence by pretending it's not abour her looks?

How do I get an asocial foid to approach me?

>>82871750
>Just do it respectfully. You don't have to say it's about her looks, she'Il know.

>>82871750
>laugh at her and go 'ewww icky haha yucky' while pointing at alI the specific parts of her appearance that are unattractive

>>82872053
Having kids outside of marriage is damaging for the children reconslder. He can dip at any time and have no repercussions

>>82871734 (OP)
hi im a male, im drinking a beer right now

why is it that men typicaIly like beer more than women? gender norm thing?

>>82873220
>>BBL
>Go back to tiktok.
>I said tlts, idc about ass

>>82873220
I would definitely do this but l don't know how to meet one.

>>82871934
How do you bring up wanting kids with your partner? My bf and I have been dating for 8 years and we always agreed we aren't fussed about having kids, but now that l'm getting older I'm starting to change my mind.
Any nonas had this conversation? How did you approach it?

Did sisteranon ever finish her story? wtf was going on with her brother?

>>82871734 (OP) (OP)
>Previous : desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82852562
>
>Rules:
>
>Ignore impolite moids
>
>FAQ:
>>What is this thread?
>A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
>It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
>r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>>I'm a man, can I post here?
>Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>>l'm a tranny, can I post here?
>No. Die.
>>What does nona mean?
>Anon -> Nona
>>l want a hole
>This is not >>>/soc/
>>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
>This is not /ATOGA/
>
>/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
>https://rentry.org/biofem_OP

>>82874371
>>82871934
>How do you brlng up wanting kids with your partner? My bf and I have been dating for 8 years and we always agreed we aren't fussed about having kids, but now that l'm getting older I'm starting to change my mind.
>Any nonas had this conversation? How did you approach it?

>>82874151
>You gotta admit op is a cute pomni
Her clussy probably clamping hard.
>weed youtube
Still gonna say yikes to that.

>>82871849
>Do foids like handholding?
Very much.
>Does any foid here want to be my gf. pls. I want a gf.
Sorry; taken.


>>82874151
>You gotta admit op is a cute
Agreed indeed.

>>82874445
Would you dress up as Pomni and fuck your bf while I watch

>>82872536
Beer tastes bad and ilsn't classy, women prefer wine or champagne or starbucks.

Pornposters go do something productive for society challenge.
Anyway how are you supposed to flirt with a bf. I'm not going to send nudes or stuff but how do I charm him. So far included a "you're cute" compliment in my jokes, but not sure what else to say. He's horribly cheesy at flirting so I have to take the lead or cringe through it.

Pornposters go do something productive for society challenge.
Anyway how are you supposed to flirt with a bf. I'm not going to send nudes or stuff but how do l charm him. So far included a "you're cute" compliment in my jokes, but not sure what else to say. He's horribly cheesy at flirting so I have to take the lead or cringe through it.

>>82871849
Do foids like handholding?
Very much.
Does any foid here want to be my gf. pls. l want a gf.
Sorry; taken.


>>82874151
You gotta admit op is a cute
Agreed indeed.

>>82872536
For me it's coors light, bacardi limon, smirnoff red white and berry, svedka vodka, lienenkugels (grapefruit is best). Women generally prefer fruit tasting stuff
l used to love picrel tasted like mandarin oranges and a mother's love but they discontinued them because God is a man and a nigger
I also miss uv cake vodka it tasted like liquid cake they even had a chocolate cake one
Never forget what they took from us alchysisters

Another thread, another crumb of Wisdom.

Be your own first Iove.

Learn to be your own partner so that you have a measure men have to live up to.

>>82871734 (OP) (OP)
hi im a male, im drinking a beer right now

why is it that men typically Iike beer more than women? gender norm thing?

>>82871849
its ok
i dont really do it with my bf when we're walking (if thats what you mean) but we might hoId hands when cuddling

>>82874472
>Would you dress up as Pomni and fuck your bf while I watch
The closest I've ever gotten to any kind of clown look was Harley Quinn, but I now prefer her look from the HBO series.

>>82874617
Whew. This one I actually like.
>>82874675
She's not bad either.

>>82874472
>Would you dress up as Pomni and fuck your bf while l watch
The closest I've ever gotten to any kind of clown look was Harley Quinn, but I now prefer her look from the HBO series.

>>82874617
Whew. This one I actually like.
>>82874675
She's not bad either.

fags,damned fags, and troons

fags,damnned fags, and troons

>>82874377
bumping for this wanna know too

>>82874841
>the HBO series
that show was dogshit but had its moments

>>82873059
Still looking for a gf btw.

>>82874633
>>82872536
please don't be a Pedophile anymore

>>82874633
>>82872536
pIease don't be a Pedophile anymore

>>82871734 (OP)
/tranny/ general #220
not fooling anyone

>>82876784
>comes into a dead thread to spew the same tired cope
You're not fooling anyone either.