Thread 82872307

>high estrogen low testosterone puberty made me short, gave me gyno, and gave me big hips
life is a meme. cant even get a vtaper to compensate for my shortness.

>>82872307 (OP)
why not just become a femboy

>>82872382
because that isnt my personality

>>82872307 (OP)
post titties fat boy

>>82872307 (OP)
Were you on medication or just terrible diet? What do parents do to you guys for this to happen? I swear these problems seem to plague zoomers way more. Maybe it's FAS your mother a booze bag?

>>82872678
Idk what to tell you then you either choose male or female, with your build you're going to fail at trying to be male. Maybe get into ouji style or a very ornate style like aristrocrat vampire.

>>82872762
i was on anti-depressants and nobody in my family drinks
>>82872765
i choose generic failure.

>>82872762
my mother was cheap and would give me school lunch out of a coca cola bottle of water that she would wash and reuse for years and another single use plastic tub a microwave meal came in that she would reuse for years. We were upper middle class but she's just pathologically cheap and my dad allowed her to do that stuff. she also fed me the cheapest slop possible growing up (microwave reduced to clear meals, never fast food because it's too expensive). I hate both of my parents for doing that to me.

>>82872852
>cheapest slop possible growing up (microwave reduced to clear meals, never fast food because it's too expensive)
You got macrodosed with plastics and chemicals, it's over. I would spergfest scream at her if I were you.

>>82873175
it's pointless, she's a retarded child who takes no responsibility for anything. It's my dad I blame for enabling her so he could have peace of mind.

>>82872307 (OP)
want to bodyswap with me? im 180cm, practically no feminine features

cool even the captcha spells h0n it's over

>>82873520
Brutal. And they wonder why they get put in homes.

>>82873861
I have said it to him in the past and he gives a bunch of excuses which are "just get over it and become normal like your siblings who we didn't mess up by having when we were in our mid 40s and too tired to give a fuck anymore"

>>82873927
>by having when we were in our mid 40s and too tired to give a fuck anymore
40s isn't too old to have children biologically, unless they were the type of OD on premade slop and cigs. Do you at least have an education/job going for you anon.

>>82874525
No, I'm mentally ill and flunked out of college. I'm a retail wagie at 29.

>>82874622
What did you study? I dropped out bc of autism and also doing low lvl jobs.

>>82872307 (OP)
hi anon, I wanted to ask do you need to buy special size and fit clothes or can you buy normal guy clothes?

>>82873575
sure, comes bundled with scars though
>>82874644
i wear oversized everything besides shoes, which i either have to get online or get in womens sizing because fuck my life everything has to be a humiliation ritual

>>82872307 (OP)
I don't think anything is wrong with short guys. I'm 5'8, so I'm honestly more concerned with people looking at us and thinking it's weird, but I think it's wrong to feel like that. What's gyno?

>>82874691
If it's that extreme you can become jirai/emo and be some girls dream bf.

>>82872307 (OP)
Its okay women (me) like boys like that

>>82872307 (OP)
>>82874709
Yeah anon what's stopping you from taking the jiraipill

>>82874691
>oversized everything
did you manage to turn that into your own style? sounds comfy at least...

>>82874691
oh dw abt losing your scars i have them too!

>>82872307 (OP)
wwtf are you me

>>82874699
>gyno
breast tissue, i am a man who has breast tissue
>>82874709
>>82874729
i do not know what this is
>>82874735
i look like a depressed loser
>>82874751
great, what would i do without them as companions?
>>82874763
if you have a nicotine addiction, maybe.

>>82874796
>breast tissue, i am a man who has breast tissue
It's not the end of the world, I'm assuming they're very small. Fat people get that too... just make sure to stay fit to minimise their size.
Obviously huge boobs would be off-putting, but if they're small, it's not all so bad. I haven't seen you though.

>>82872307 (OP)
Can I kiss you on the mouth femboy?

>>82874796
can I see your fit? I imagine picrel or Jesse Pinkman

>>82874810
>I'm assuming they're very small.
that depends on your definition of "small". i cannot wear t-shirts without looking weird.
>>82874828
are you a cigarette?
>>82874834
oversized warm hoodie
baggy jeans of any cut that i roll up so they dont drag on the ground
sneakers
its boring typical loser stuff. fashion stopped mattering to me when i got stuck in this body in highschool

>>82874635
CS, I've been a mental wreck all my life so it was a massive effort to leave my room to go to class, I dropped out eventually.

>>82874893
>that depends on your definition of "small". i cannot wear t-shirts without looking weird.
I guessed as much. By small, I mean compared to the average woman. I'm guessing you're likely similar to a guy with man-tits? Lol
It's okay, I understand why that is embarrassing as a man, but it's not the end of the world to me. Chubby guys are probably bigger than you, but I don't think they're weird.
How short are you?

>>82874933
>I'm guessing you're likely similar to a guy with man-tits? Lol
most other men with man tits are fat, i am underweight. it looks weirder being underweight + hips
>How short are you?
shorter than you by a couple inches.

>>82875011
>shorter than you by a couple inches.
That makes sense. I know tall guys are often desirable, but compared to your gyno, being short isn't too bad. Like I said, I actually wouldn't mind a bf who was shorter than me. So long as he's not so short as to be proportioned weirdly, he could be attractive. I don't mind chubby guys, but I think you'd look better skinny. So it's a good thing you are.

I'm not going to bother getting the gyno surgery. I got picked on in school because I developed it aged 11 and the subsequent bullying permanently altered my personality. I was never even overweight. It would do nothing for me now because I'm 29 and I missed the boat on life anyway.

>>82875027
i have the hip issue
i am automatically proportioned weirdly
>>82875048
same story. surgery would fix nothing now

>>82872307 (OP)
post your fat titties bro, the world's waiting

>>82875298
go to your local beach and stare at fat dudes if you want to see a mans breasts

>>82875089
I wasn't referring to hips. I haven't seen you, but having different hips doesn't sound that bad lol
Idk, maybe it is... but I can't imagine it looking too weird.

>>82875379
i have an hour glass looking build. if that doesnt sound weird to you then i dont know what would

>>82875089
fucking diabolical

>>82875408
It depends on how exaggerated it is. Like if your hips are a little wider than your chest, that's not so bad.
Maybe I have weird taste, idk...

>>82875408
Me too. It's so awful looking and there is no lifting to fix it. The neoteny is so bad too. I'm 29 and still get carded buying cigarettes.

I ended up kinda like this because I grew up with a neuroendocrine tumor