Thread 82879165

i have this group of friends where almost everyone has a boyfriend who show up to our gatherings and it is making me insecure that i am the only one who has never had a relationship. can a kind enough guy do charity work and pretend to be my boyfriend and attend our disocrd calls for like a few months or something? for the lulz and it would help you practice talking to girls as well as teach me how to flirt with guys. i need a pretend boyfriend immediately because i am tired of being a femcel loser.

>>82879165 (OP)
if i was a guy i totally would! sounds like a fun time. even better if you end up catching feelings by accident like in an anime..... ;)

>>82879165 (OP)
what's gonna happen when they ask if your bf is going to show up to those gatherings? or is it only online?

>>82879165 (OP)
I'd totally do it but I'm not a guy :(
sorry!
hopefully you can find one but I'm pretty sure r9k is 99% us femcels lol

>>82879173
>>82879256
aw thank you
>>82879246
i could never find an irl fake bf so i would just tell them it's long distance

>>82879165 (OP)
ill do it as long as I get to mess with ur friends, sounds hilarious, add me domino8700

men beware!! this is a witch trying to secure a sacrifice for the coven ahead of halloween. proceed with caution (you might still get laid before they kill you if they're doing sex magic)

>>82879276
mess with them as in flirt with them too? most of them have boyfriends

>>82879292
no not flirt, I mean I wanna do the fake bf charade to the point of absolute absurdity and convince them you have a way better bf then any of them for some ridiculous reason

>>82879173
>>82879165 (OP)
Id do it. But you sound 16

>>82879165 (OP)
im not social enough for group calls
>>82879281
post hairline

>>82879165 (OP)
If you want your friends to poke fun at you for dating a psychopath sure sweetie

>>82880074
i already said my shit is wack, i have bangs for a reason

>>82880095
>i have bangs for a reason
bangs are cute
do/did you dye your hair?

>>82879165 (OP)
Bro why not just get a practice bf. Go on duolicious and pick one up in 5 minutes

>>82879165 (OP)
Are they actually making fun of you for being single? If don't mKing them think you're edating the type of chud that browse this place would definitely make it much worse

Couldn't even pull it off if I didn't show face

>>82880105
no, it's natural and im starting to get my first few strands of grey

>>82880108
>duolicious
Holy Fuck I forgot about that God forsaken sites lmao

Yeah that would be the best bet

>>82880124
>first few strands of grey
my work colleagues mentioned how much grey has been popping up. ive had a few bits since i was 20.
post hair so i can get ready for bed content

>>82879165 (OP)
Getting a real boyfriend can't be that much harder than getting a pretend one

I am not a good liar. I can just be your real bf instead

>>82879165 (OP)
where are you from? if you're close i'll show up irl

>>82879165 (OP)
I need a pretend gf to make my crush jealous, I'll show up to the discord calls if you chat/call me when I ask you to lol.

>>82879165 (OP)
can we have eseg too or you lemme jerk off to ur body sometimes? ill pretend to be ur bf if yes

>>82881696
Smoothest comment on 4chan

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