Thread 82882408

For FUCK'S sake, please don't call me "unc." I'm a 90s kid, not an 'unc.'

>>82882408 (OP)
You like ugly gook girls

>>82882408 (OP)
>90s kid
So you're in your 30s? Welcome to the unc life
t. 22 y/o unc

>>82882454
Rio Yamashita is a beautiful queen, not some 'gook' hag.

>>82882457
Yes, 36. Either way, I'm not an 'unc' and I'm not buying them alcohol.

>>82882408 (OP)
The unc problem can be solved by punching anyone who says it

>>82882466
>36
you are advanced unc teetering every day into pops territory

>>82882466
I have functioning eyes and that's an ugly gook and you're a pervert for wanting it.

>>82882468
Can't. One thing I've learned about being older is, your actions can and will have legal (and expensive) repercussions.

>>82882481
NO, goddammit.

>>82882502
>I have functioning eyes
Sokath, his eyes covered (no you don't).

>>82882513
I gagged a little.

>>82882408 (OP)
But you're an adult, and if you had siblings then surely you'd be a literal uncle multiple times over by now

>>82882466
You are absolutely old now.

I will be too one day. It is just how the cookie crumbles

Get over it

>>82882522
What, you don't like glasses?

>>82882530
Half-siblings at best; my biological dad didn't know/care to use a condom 30+ years ago, so I've got about 3 half-sisters who live far away and know each other, but avoid talking to and about me. Generally.

Anyway, I'm going to work. Remember to stay in drugs and don't do school.

>>82882549
It's OK bro I am also 36. I love my nieces

>>82882408 (OP)
Modern Zoomer lingo is no different from wretched ebonics. It's hideous to listen to, often makes no sense even with context, and seems to spring up from the ether or just from some moon cricket saying it on twitch like GYATT being a word for "Ass" Because some monkey said GYATT DAMN once because his ability to pronounce words hasn't left primary school.

>>82882616
geriatric fuck

>>82882408 (OP)
I like unc. I was an uncle for a little while. It was nice. You get the fun of having kids without any of the major responsibilities that make parenting particularly challenging. Unc sounds wholesome to me.

>>82882466
Gen z doesn't drink alcohol and if the trend continues the brew business could collapse

>>82882408 (OP)
Call them nephew and move on

>>82882408 (OP)
You will address me properly as Uncle Grandpa and like it you little twat

>>82882710
dude remember when you killed yourself?

>>82882513
>legal consequences
Only if you're not thugmaxing
Only law abiding citizens are ever punished legally

>>82882616
TOTAL BLACK CULTURAL VICTORY